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Plans Progress for Celebration
Of Birth of George Washington

KERNEL SHORT

Beginning on February 22, 1932, pamphlets, which will average some
nnd continuing until Thanksgiving 12,000 words or thirty printed pages
Day of tlic same year, thcr will be in length, will afterwards bo combook to bo callthe United bined in a
observed throughout
States n commemoration of the Two ed "Honor to George Washington."
Hundredth Anniversary of the Birth
The organized women of America
of Ocorgc Washington. The cele- will also figure prominently in the
bration Is sponsored by the United activities contemplated by the ComStates Government, and Congress mission. Under the direction of
has created a commission charged Mrs. John Dickinson Sherman, spa-cl- al
'lth thp responsibility of formulatattention is being given to
ing and puttln? Into oxration plans
particularly appropriate for
SHOUT STORY
for the event. Tills commission is the participation of the various
officially
known as the United women
organizations tnwugirouc
State Commission for the Celebra- the country. The life of Washintion of the Two Hundredth Annl-vorw- gton's mother and tho importance of1 All mhu far rrpitM touted f Miuint uirr,
r wlthhtM by tht author,
im
of the Birth of George .the Influence sh-- - exerted in mold
nmnM thai The Knwt publish it
Washington.
in the life of hrr famous son arc
oqly when accompanied by a .!
further UM of the for, nr
The program now being prepared to be presented In a collection of
ny psrt of it without formal pirmn-iloby the Associate Directors re in- interesting and authenlc material
Mr. Kent li
written rral
dopicttng the
tended to provide for the participa- Complete procram
article for tho paper by request nnd
tion of everyone In the United 'life, character, nnd achievements of
The Kernel nrges that no one
lolate
Statoa. The celebration is to be na- George Washington have been pre
hi rlehtx In the story below. ,
tion wide in its scope the most far-flu- pared tinder Mrs. Sherman s supervision for use by womcn' organi
observance
and
By MALCOLM KENT
zations during the year 1932.
ever undertaken In America.
It may well be said of Woshlng-to- n The Walnut street baby golf
', In order to prevent a geographic
that he left a better record of course was practically doserted, its
concentration of the program, there
"will bo no exposition. There will be his life than can be found in any patented traps adn hazards sufferno great demonstration of the pro- of the numerous biographic.? written ing by comparison with more allurgress of America in a material sense since his death. Washington was a
although a realization of the things prolific writer. During the war and ing Saturday afternoon divertissefor which Washington strlved will (during peace, he found time to ments.
serve to emphasize In the minds of carry on an interesting and instrucThere were only two players on
all, the untold blessings which arc tive correspondence. In order to the course, and they were not going
enjoyed by his countrymen today. understand Washington one should around together not an oddity beInstead of an assembling of the evi- go to his writings. Only by study- cause they were strangers.
The
dences of wealth and prosperity ing his diaries, his letters and his
observed them occathere is to be an emphasis upon the journals can one get the true meas- owner-manage,
spiritual an appreciative reawak- ure of the greatest American citizen sionally from his
reflectening in the hearts of all the people of all time. With this Idea in ing that cold weather would soon
of the character and the life of Washington's writings. This enter- bring the summer's lucrative busiprise Is In the hands of Dr. John C. ness to a forsceable denoument.
America's greatest citizen.
Dick Renner swung his club eas
The Federal Commission is, of Fitzpatrlck of the Library of Concourse, responsible for the formula- gress, editor of "Washington Diar- ily and gracefully to complete play
ies," and one of the leading authorion the fourth hole, then consulted
tion of plans for the proper observPar. Not good
ance of the Bicentennial of George ties on Washington and his time. the tally card.
estimated that these writings enough, he reflected, with all cf the
Washington's Birth. However, the It is compose
will
some 25 volumes. Dr. difficult, holes to be played. He was
aid of each state ami territory has
been solicited by special action of Fitzpatrlck expects the first volume dark, tall with broad shoulders and
Congress and it is expected that the to be ready by December of this narrow hips. Blue eyes disturbed
governors and legislative bodies of year. The remaining volumes will the harmony of tan features as they
these units will appoint state bicen- be published individually upon com- glanced with admiration and no lit
tennial commissions to outline the pletion. be This complete Washlnton-l- a tle Interest on the trim lorm or tne
will
made available to all pub- other player. Nice form from a
work In their respective commonwealths. These commissions will lic libraries of the United States, point of view immediately to the
and thus, for the first time, Wash- rear of the object of his scrutiny, he
and as- ington
have the full
will be able to speak for him- decided.
sistance of the National organizaIf she only would turn
tion which In turn will depend upon self to all his countrymen of today. around
The details of the plans now beorganization
the local bodies for the
Dick approached the fifth hole for
and carrying through of local cele- ing worked out under the super- purposes of inspection only. He
brations. Many of these commis- vision of the Associate Directors of would test his skill on it later, there
sions have already been appointed the Commission are developing rap- being no need for haste. He saw
idly. These will be given out from
and are now working effectively.
time to time as they mature, and right away that It would be a mean
The school children of America through the medium of the press it one. In the first place, It slanted
important part in the is expected that the public will be upward at an angle of about thirty
will have an
celebration according to the pro- led to give the Commission a still degrees; in the second, the ball
gram now being effected. It Is greater cooperation.
would have to go through the mid
planned to more thoroughly famildle slot at the top of that artificial
iarize these boys and girls with the
hill with sufficient force to roll a
character and life of George WashAn electrical engineering class in distance of flfteeen feet from that
ington. For this reason a great deal the North Carolina State College mound to the cup. There were two
of information Is now being gather- had an average for one of its exams other slots to convey wandering
ed and carefully checked for abso- of 12
per cent. When they came balls into a clever trap. Then, there
lute historical accuracy. This ma- to class the next day, they found was a small metal sign on the orterial will be very likely be placed this note on the door:
ange surface of which heavy black
before the 30,000,000 school childprint stated proudly that "ANYONE
"The papers from the class are MAKING THIS HOLE IN ONE
ren in the United States in the form the poorest ever got In twenty
I
of programs, pageants and plays to years
WILL RECEIVE ONE DOLLAR
be given on the dates of great his- not to of teaching. It would be wise FROM THE MANAGEMENT."
bother me for the rest Of the
torical interest.
Deciding that the girl would not
week, which I must pass in humiliturn and that he would be extremeEach schoolhouse In the country ation and prayer."
ly lucky to par the hole, Renner
will be presented with a portrait of
Washington, and it is expected that
There comes a time when one re- placed his orange ball on the small
the American Flag will fly from alizes that adventure is as hum- square of mat that served as tee,
these buildings during the entire drum as routine unless one assim- and prepared for the oraeai. ne
span of the celebration in 1932.
ilates it, unless one relates It to a had tried slmiliar shots on other
In order to guartantee the his- central core which grows within and courses. toResults had been equally
himself and amusing- - to
torical accuracy of all publications gives it contour and significance. painful
sponsered by the Commission, Prof. Raw experience is empty, Just as galleries waiting for the laughs that
Albert Bushnell Hart of Harvard, a empty in the forecastle of a whaler arise unbidden when a difficult snot
member of the Commission, has as in the chamber of a counting Is hopelessly dubbed.
been designated as Its historian. house. Louis Mumford, in "Her
Grasping the iron firmly, fingers
Besides this function, the historical man Melville."
overlapping thumb, and assuming
department of the commmlsssion Is
what he fondly believed the proper
preparing a series of pamplets on
When grandma was a girl she did stance, he sent the ball rolling
the various phases of the life of not do the things the girls do today. follow-throug- h
was perfect, mainly
George Washington. There will be But then grandma didn't do the healthy but moderate blow. His
sixteen of these pamphlets. These things the grandmas do today.
swiftly up the steep fairway with a
because he was not thinking about

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"Why not? I made it in one'Thc
blue eyes began to grow pale.
"Perhaps you did for all I know."
owner-managcleared his
throat. "But we have a rule on this
no awards arc to bo glv- course that
en to players unless there is some- one to vouch for those claiming to

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a medium of exchage, Dick sur-- 1
"I live at 411 Sayrc avenue," she
Ivcycd from a point of view immcdl- - 'said finally.
atcly to the front and a few inches
"If you would care to call somc-Th- e
to tho left of his partisan. Ho saw time but, of course, you won't."
that she was good to look upon, an But he did
ash blond, with technicolor attrac- THE END.
Hons. Ho waited
-The pest things in llfo are fleas.
Marilyn Fuller," she ofTcrcd.

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"Dick Renner," he accepted.
for m?" hc S"R
"If .ymi w,lt
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"Now you were piayino alone
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The blue eyes were now the color
of Ico In zero weather tanned nkin
up op- 8iiuc ui BiiHJi.
camo a forbidding grim line. He
knew what to do with chlwlen and
sot himsolf In a misty red rage for
wio aoing incrcoi.
The Walnut street haby eolf
couree would roquiro th ervlces of
a new manager In a very hort, time.
At loMt, it would not bo operated
by tho prosont one until a period of
eonvalosconco had elapsed.
However, tho o.-continued his
Incumbency in the offices of owner
and manager, for as the crisis came
a pleasantly modulated voice sounded at hand.
"I will vouch for this hole in one,
Mr. Manager,
I saw it made. It
was a perfect one, too."
Tho girl with the trim figure not
only had turned; she had taken Interest.
Doubtless she had been
wachlng all along. It came like a
flash to Dick that even the nicest of
backs can be used to camaflougc n
girl's interest.
After tho dollar had functioned as

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the ball coasted into the proper slot
and disappeared. Stepping forward
quickly, he came in sight of the
green just In time to see a bright,
round object drop reluctantly into
the cup. A hole in one!
Dick quickly summoned the loung
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pride to the cup, in which tne oau
gazed
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first time without even half trying,"
he boastfully added.
remained silent for an
The o.-other minute. Then:
"H-Sorry, fellow, but I can
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every shot. But he did not notice
mi wouid not have cared anyway.
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when tnc flnft, PiRhtefnth became
a dead, obsolete thing for history's it
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then stood silent, strangeAgain Dick waited
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