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THESE WRECKING

WEEK-END-

These wrecking
These
ruinous and destructive
Aand a whole lot more of epithets
which I'd like to add but which ye
editors say ain't allowed to appear
in a nice college paper, the natives of
which (the college, not the paper)
Anyways
don't cuss or anything.
that's the way I feel on Monday mornings when my tongue's hanging out of
my mouth from the sprint up the cin- week-end-

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week-end-

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der path so's I can say "here" for my
first hour class.
Now, you know, if me, Ikkie, what
is a dumdora, feels that way, you can
just imagine how Akkie feels. She
what us so popular and pretty; that's
going to win the beauty contest and
get first place in the "Kentucky's Favorites" (that is, if they rated 'em.
The real reason being for their not
ranking them is because Akkie'd be
so much ahead of the others that it
would make them feel bad). Really,
I ain't found out yet whether, Akkie

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Ben Ali Theater, where "No Man's
Five acts of vodvil
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Gold" will be shown Sunday.

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"THE OLD SOAK"
Love, liquor, an "Old Soak," his
son, a chorus girl and a musical comedy and a bootlegger are a few of
the elements composing "The Old
Soak," the picture which will be at
the Kentucky Theater today and Saturday.
It is Jean Hersholt's first starring
vehicle and he does exceptionally well
in the title role. George Lewis, discovered by Edward Sloman in "His
People," plays the juvenile lead
while June Marlowe plays opposite
him.
The
Edward Sloman directed.
story concerns this family. The son
gets into trouble and everyone, despite their personal weaknesses,
works to get him out of it. The
"Old Soak" shoulders the blame.
The story is full of comedy and
drama and works out to a forceful

helped the faculty out with their
party, too. And she got the rush of
the evening wherever she went. That
girl ! She's a knokout.
Sunday being the Sabbath, she went
to church. That afternoon the regular open house ordeal was endured,
and that night another of Akkie's
numerous suitors and she sat and

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"IF MARRIAGE FAILS"
cast, superbly mounted
and carrying an illuminating glimpse
of the mockery of some marriagos
and the lives of the wealthy seekers after pleasure, "If Marriage
Fails," will be shown at the Ben Ali
Theater, Thursday, November 11,
through Saturday.
Five acts of vodvil will also be presented as a part of the program.
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The British broadcasting company
"PEACOCK FEATHERS"
plans to broadcast the song of the
nightingale in its native haunts this
Winning a wife on the strength
spring.
of a legacy he has just received and
then discovering that his inheritance
License tags on Bicycles in Denver, is a neglected ranch of little present
Colorado, have reduced materially the value is the fate of the hero in "Pea-co- k
number of thefts each year.
Feathers," a Universal-Jewwhich will be shown at the Strand
Cullen Landis
Theater Saturday.
and Jacqueline Logan have the leads.
directing was done by Svend
The
The next episode of "The
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"THE MARRIAGE CLAUSE"
The thrill and lure of life backstage is portrayed in all its realism
in "The Marriage Clause," the Universal-Jewel,
coming to the Kentucky Theater, beginning Sunday.
It is a story of the career of a famous stage actress,, and a charming
love affair between her and her director. The principal roles are portrayed by Francis X. Bushman and
Billie Dove and in theis support will
be seen Warner Oland, Grace
Henri LaGarde, Caroline
Snowden, Oscar Smith, Andre Che- ron, Robert Dudley, Charles Meakin
and others.

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There will be a gay, spectacular
and unusual entertaning photoplay at
the Ben Ali Theater Monday Through
Wednesday where "The Love Toy," a
Warner picture, will be shown with
the sophisticated Lowell Sherman as
its star.
Sherman, as ever, give3 a perfect
King George has installed in his
performance. He plays a young
American jilted on his wedding day palace a radio receiving set with two
and foreswearing the fair sex for- stages of radio frequency amplificaever, who goes to seek forge tful-ne- tion and three stages of audio
in the tiny kingdom of Mora-vinThen the inevitable happens
Come Home For Homecoming.
which calls forth the story.

climax.

STRAND

complete the

Kentucky Night Hawks orchestra
will appear on the program
and 9 o'clock.

Now, what could the poor lil' girl
Sing "Give me an- example of perDoucrlas McLean in "Hold That
do when all them frats were so anx- iod furniture."
Theater
ious to have her there?
Just one . Sing ''An electric chair, because it Lion" will be at the Strand preview
for the last time today. A
thing, she went to them all, and even ends a sentence." Vagabond.
week.
picture was given

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to come or . twiddled their thumbs, These week- end3'
I'll just tell you all every little
Professor Grehan (law of press
thing she did this past week-enclass) "What's your idea on the subWell, Friday she went to the Theta ject?"
Sigma Phi tea and do you know, she
Virginia Boyd "Oh, it's still the
I same as yours."
was pledged to that organization?
ain't figured out how she got it as she
Our idea of a d is one who will
is only a sophomore, and it's a cinch
she didn't win the honorary rany; but miss school on a rainy day because
some one told me that some of the of her terrible cold and then sit out in
Theta Sigs went up to Akkie and says, the rain all afternoon to watch the
"Akkie, we need someone of your Wildcats play.
calibre in our journalistic sorority."
Professor Tuthill tells us that
And in the twinkling of an eye, she
around the thirteenth century univerwas took.
That was that! When she had re- sities had their own jails. We woncovered from all the cider which she der if it wouldn't be a good idea for
had drunk at the tea, she went to the modern universities to follow suit.
pep meeting and somehow or other
Family Pride
that beau of hers who believes he's
"Steve," said the gurglar's wife as
showing a girl a good time when he
takes her out and lets her smell the he started out on his evening work,
popcorn instead of" bigheartedly buy- "try to be a little more quiet when
ing her a sack, raked up enough mon- you come in tonight."
"Soit'nly, kid," relied the fond husey to take her to the show and pep
"Did I wake youse up las'
meeting which the Kentucky theater band.
staged. 'Course, she got in the house night?"
"No, but you awakened mother.
promptly at eleven bells.
Saturday was Akkie's big day. For And I don't want her running up to
one thing she had a fine swim while the penitentiary complaining to fathwatching the Kentucky V. P. I. boys er that I married an amateur."
Legion Monthly.
However,
ski around in the mud.
that night was her great triumph.
Why Profs Go Crazy
Akkie was invited to all the house
Faux-pa- s
is French for forward
dances and of course, the faculty insisted that she come to the Hallowe'en pass.
A gulf is a dent in
continent.
party they were giving in the gym
A sophist is a second year college
and lend it some prestige. The poor
child didnt know what to do baout student.
A buttress is a female goat.
the house dances but the A. T. O.'s
Laissez-fair- e
is
the economic
sex, "Akkie, you must come. Why,
you're as welcome as salt to a pea- theory which advocates reduced street
nut,"
car rates.
Keats is a sort of spike used on
And the Pi Kaps says, "Akkie, you
can't afford to miss our dance. Youll football shoes. Washington Dirge.
rate more than ever if you come to
"When I was home I stayed in every
ours."
'
And the S. A. E.'s sez, "Akkie, night, getting educated!"
"Listening to the radio, eh?"
violets were made for you" and in
"No. My brother was home from
addition they sends her a corsage of
Centre and he talked in his sleep."
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The title's significant
for more than one reason. Princip
ally because it figures as a milestone
in Thomas Meighan's career.
The picture will have its first showing at the Strand Theater Sunday
and continue through Tuesday.
Aiding and abetting him in his
efforts, is a huge cast headed by the
two featured players, Aileen Pringle
and Renee Adoree; William Powell,
Hale Hamilton and John Harrington.
Allan Dwan directed. William An
thony McGuireis the author of the
play from which it was adapted by
Paul Dickey and Howard Emmett
Rogers.
"Tin Gods."

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