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practical with the Idealistic. The
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very humaneness of the man la
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Is there cause for alarm? We
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J "SUNNY" DAY
Hf (lllliolna
Wllor form of government was Instituted
ARTHUR MUTH
In this country several years ago, It
ASSOCIATE EDITORS
Ellr.abrth Bautf too, was frowned upon by less pro
Jack Wild
W. Potter
John
Jamra Brriot
gressive municipalities.
The effiBen P. Taylor
ciency of such an administration Is
ASSISTANT EDITORS
no longer questioned. Former prac
Jane M. Hamilton
Marjr Carolyn Terrell
tices of shifting responsibility have
Jack Wild
abolished; millions of dollars
tl(eror Kdffor been
DOROTHY WHALEN
Society tdilor have been saved; city management
WILLIE H. SMITH
A tit. Society Siitar
NANCY BECKER
nas oecome a proiession.
Writer i
Would advocation of a similar
Frances Bush
Lucy Jean Anderson
Virginia Bonworth
be too far fetched?
Mary Chick
Charlotte Coltman
Control of production, and price
LORRAINE LEPERR
Feature editor
adjustment is imperative. A more
Ifrlfen
Howard Cleveland
Mary A. Brend even distribution of wealth Is es
Mary Rees Land
Dr. H. L. Franklin
sential to the welfare of the country.
Eleanor Richardson William Carrcll
Virginia Robinson
Exorbitant demands upon public
ED SHANNON
New tiltot resources by privately
owned utlli
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ties must be curbed. Inevitably, a
Tom B. Atktm
Jamei Ratcltffe I
society will be estabLeo Spence
Dave Salyera
lished in the United States for the
REPORTERS
protection of its citizens.
Delia Holt
Isabel Praston
Plainly, the federal government is
WalUt tUdOatt
Earl Bourgeois
attempting to restore business, and
T. J. Rook
Frank Borrlea
WUllam Huston
wipe out unfair competitive tactics.
Carl Boons
Betty Pennington
Miriam Rosen
It is a noble work, and should have
James Anderson
Catherine Jones
support of every
the whole-heartMargaret Cllnkscales Dorothy Nichols
American citizen. If the plan Is
Phelps
Morton Collins
Anns
successful. It will be hailed as an
Morton Potter
j0hn Da mall
achievement; If it fails, no harm will
JAY LUCIAN
Sport$ Editor
have been done. It is a noteworthy
SPORTS WRITERS
Norman Oarling experiment!
James D. Stephens

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nf tho mors freouentl
books. A deposit equal to the re
placement value oi me doors
and s
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nominal rental fee collected. The
money acquired by these fees can
be used to purpnase neeaea oooks
rates). A small
k,.iw let
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membership due could be collected
at the beginning ot eacn semester
(in either books or money). If a
large enouRh number get together
this plan should not cost more than
a dollar a semester. Sines many
buy a book, read It. and then sell
It to buy another, this plan would
make the price of the first book do
for the other three or four.

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B. B. C.

Oussie says: "Some legislators are
like polecats quiet and unassuming
In their native country, but ready
to raise the dickens the minute they
get Into civilization.

THE EVOLUTION OF THE
COLLEGE STUDENT
Among the many stupendous
changes taking place in the world
today. Is the evolving of a new type
of college student. If one will open
his eyes and observe, he wIU note
that he Is being permitted to witness
an upheaval in the development of
the younger generation.
The war era and its succeeding,
period brought
approximate
to us a swift, giddy, and thoughtless
group of people. The college student
is not different or worse than the
rest of the population but gives you
an emphasized view of the trends of
the day. As usual the college men
and women have done their part to
impress upon us the foolishness and
period.
unsteadiness of the post-wHowever, anyone who has been
thrown with the college group for
tfcree years has noted a
boy is al- , hjuj.--c
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uaJy :M 6.u?."u "17 -!'
unfashionable t V: huti s sclv .;.
to engage in the
of football rallies. The bearcat runabout and the coonskin overcoat are
alike in abeyance. Cheerleaders still
hold forth at the big games but
mostly for the delectation of the
alumni in search of their youth.
Most striking and amazing of all is
that the undergraduate is beginning
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to admire mere scholarship!
The day of the "polite moron"
seems distinctly past. Time was
when the Impeccable frame of this
personage loomed large upon the

campus horizon. Mere grinds,
and scholars were dirt be
He trod the
fore his elegance.
campus amid the jingle of many
watch-chai- n
keys,, the aimless flop
bell bottoms, and the
of the
aroma of gin. perfume, and ignorance. But his day is definitely doomed on the campus. Somehow it has
taken the depression to suggest to
young men and women that one
doesn't succeed in life by failing in
college and that courtesy and smartness in trie polite sense make the
gentleman and the lady. Such Is
the evolution as It walks hand In
hand with fate and time.
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thinking has been
A new type
introduced into this country during
the kst year. Its possibilities are
astoundtngly great; the far horizon
of Its scope may border on the
dangerous. Never before has A merles
been confronted by a like problem,
a problem sufficient in degree to tax
the reasoning powers of Dame Wisdom, herself. How then can mortal
man be censured for his behavior?
President Roosevelt has promised
this nation a new deal. His every
action since the Inauguration has
We
proved sincerity of purpose.

ce pas?)... Old Jerry, the colored
Executive Office Janitor, swept the
floor, saw ghosts, especially Lincoln's
and Grant's, and sang to himself to
keep his spirits up. One day he
almost destroyed the President's
serene countenance by singing out,
"The Watermelon Minister" for the
Guatemalan minister. Was his face
redt But fortunately the minister
was a
soul and readily
forgave him. . .Have you ever heard
of a policeman going to sleep on
duty?
You may have, but never
going to the limit of putting on his
night-gow- n
and even accompanied
by his pillow and blankets. It actually happened, believe It or not!...
Jokes of all kinds have been told on
prominent men but the best one I
ever heard concerns Taft who, it is
said, had to Install a larger tub In
his bathroom because he would stick
In the other tub and have to be
helped out. One would never have
thought that Harding was a man of
wit but Harding was wont to say,
speaking of precedence: "Let the
rankest come first." Attention! You
young pianists who rebel against
"practicing." At the first New Year's
reception In the Harding Administration, Mrs. Harding joined the
President in the receiving line and
shook hands with 6,576 persons In
five hours. Mrs. Harding's right
hand became so swollen that she
good-natur-

Sweetly a robin calls somewhere
From high up in a tree.
Saucily nodding hops along
And sings so happily.

There's love and laughter In the air
The sky Is blue and clear.
Today all's hope and life and song
For spring strain is here!

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sophisticated "salon."

we

After a two .weeks' absence
have returned to this "manly" art
of attempting to dish out some
morsels concerning the campus personalities... Yea, it's a Job... that
and
is, cutting the unpublishable
printing this and that in order not
to offend any of the little dears. . .
the Easter holidays and Junior
prom, the Phldelt dance and a two
weeks' absence has produced nothing much... Oh yes, another columnist has been brought to light. .
Here's to you, Girdler...May you

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By BEN TAYLOR
The Department of Journalism,
under the direction of Niel Plummer,
is sending out approximately 1,000
copies of a small scale newspaper to
be known as The Cub Review.
These copies will go to newspapers
all over the country In an effort to
obtain employment for graduates of

the department.

Stories giving the qualifications ot
each of the graduates of the 1934
class and to what line of journalistic
work each is best suited, help comprise the paper. Several articles on
the Journalism department generally, which is one of the 31 grade A
Journalism schools in the United
States, as well as the full details of
The Kernel plant and an editorial
on the profession appear upon its
pages. Upon a check-uthe dep,

partment has found that there is
some one from its roster to qualify
for Journalistic work in departments
ranging from the editor's office to
the mechanical staff. Approximately two columns of the paper give
the names of graduates who are In
the field at this time, together with
the positions they now occupy.
Twenty-on- e
years ago, the University installed a department of
journalism. Not long afterward, the
dream of a student publication was
made possible, when the first Kentucky Kernel was printed. Hard,
unselfish work on the part of faculty
and students and since that time
have made The Kernel a collegiate
publication of high order.
During its comparatively short

By JANE M. HAMILTON

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April 12, 1929
Senior engineers aid In Lexington
city soiling work.
A new point system for all
activities of women students has been made.
The remote control station of the
University scores a success. Complimentary letters, telegrams and telephone calls are received by officials.
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The life of Dr. J. C. Noe, poet
laureate of Kentucky, is reviewed by
"Town and Country," a London

says

publication.
Plans for the erection of a small
observatory and an
astronomical
animal building on the experiment
station farm are being accepted.
A Bulgarian student at U. K.
praises Cosmopolitan club work.
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April 19, 1931
Freshman baseball candidates
port for first workout.

Phi Delta Theta fraternity

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gages alumni to play at their formal. Three miles of crepe paper and
20,000 pins will be used for decorating.
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April 12, 1932
Sir Herbert Brown Ames, authority on the League of Nations, will
speak at general convocation.
Complete records of the activities
of faculty and students of the University are available at the Publicity
bureau.
Faculty loans will be made within
the next few days. First 940,000 goal
Is almost reached.

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body cribbing during an examine-- .
tion start tapping on the floor with
their feet. The tapping is usually
taken up by the entire class until
the cheater has ceased. Nice method
and no doubt very effective, but
suppose the cheater Is deaf.

had to shift to her left hand. She
had been a pianist all her life and
it was said that only this made It
possible. Maybe one of you will be
First Lady some day and wont you
be sorry you stopped your "practising?"
Have I proved my point? Are you
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convinced? If you're stlU skeptical.
Just glance at the first Installment
April 11, 1933
and I guarantee
of "The
team will go to TusThe
that within five minutes you will be caloosa.tennis
It's
amazed, charmed, spell-bouPatterson home will be opened
no use, you read it and then get a formally April 19. The new Women's
dictionary for the adjectives.
building is on the drive leading to
DOROTHY WHALEN.
the library.
Law seniors appear before the
Court of Appeals. Four students
present case of Danforth vs. Camp"Cub Review"

Small Scale Newspaper to Be Circulated to Over 1,000
Prospective Empoyers

Dear Editor:
A striking example
of lack of
forethought in planning time was
witnessed at the Intramural qualification track meets held recently
on Stoll field.
Many of the competing organizations. 'upon turning in their candidates for each event, had the names
of many athletes who were unable
to perform because of the spring
football practice on that afternoon. make Walter Wlnchell blush for
Director Hackensmith, when ques- shame... Cuba Hardin and June
tioned about this fact, had failed Curd say that they missed our coapparently to take such an impor- lumn... We have mailed them a
tant factor into consideration in quarter apiece.
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the planning of the time for the
meet.
The Rose Girl of the Week
One organization which suffered
(Shades of Easter)
a particularly heavy loss due to this
o Kappaalphatheta Dot Carel,
conflict, appealed to Mr. Hacken-smitthe petite blonde from far away
After considering the case, Florida, goes this week's rose... It's
group was told to have its men a bit late now, but she will be rethe
on the field at a certain time to membered quite a while for being
run by the stop watch. The men the most attractive
d
in "That
were ready to perform but Mr. Easter Parade."
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Hackenesmith failed to arrive. Up-- o
ngoing to the Intramural office.
The
one of the men was told by the director that upon further consider- for"Q" Huston has enteredon his bid
record
the longest
ation, he had changed his mind
dance... Tis said
and no good reason was given for at any university fellow, after being
that this young
doing so.
d
introduced to
the
pist few years, the Intra-- 1 Junior prom, a danced visitor at this
with
' ji'tient has seen a tre- young
V.i..r"1;w Popularity. Its forty-fiv- e femme exactly one hour and
According to
minutes
pinr.:
'j..ft is to ,.
"Q"- - lift danced through four of his
.
"OTip"f n ion f ..r s:! who ciutrl
J noUnless more consideration us
given in setting the time ana pli.ee-o-f
events, this department will find
b'.. na o. y"- v's pat,
itself defeating its own purpose on orously
and most especially a 1'td ig pin
the campus.
from W. and L., since there Is no
B. T.
Phi Sig chapter at that institution.
Dear Editor:
Phldelt Doug Parrlsh, the carrot
In your edition of April 10 there
an pea red a letter complaining about topped track captain, last week inthe
the excessive book cost of the Eng- sisted that Dud Verner, Sigma author
Chi,"
lish department of the University. of "The 8weetheart of
A perwas a member of S.A.E
This is not a fair charge. The
Verner,
courses the department offers of sonal Interview with Mr. campus
necessity require more than any who was a visitor on the
single text can hope to contain. The recently with Delt Parre Hill. Civic
that
department has never required, to Opera singer, repeals, Verner he t
said
my knowledge, that these outsid" really a Ste-'areading books or the texts be pur- "Without iy disrespect toward S.
having the
chased by every Individual student. A. E., h wouldn't mind
conCertain courses, such as many of- error' corrected"... Parrish's that
was
fered by the Mathematics depart ception ot the Incident disappointed
lvrner
ment and Engineering college can, in love. had once been turned him
His girl had
by the nature of their material. u
down for a Sigmaky... Hence the
one text for a semester or a ye- song to the girl
The required reading lis 18 li-n the attentions ofwho had forsakena
an 8.A.E. for
excellent start for a
story sounds logibrary, and many, nw"1' included, Sigmaky... (The an idea into the
books. For cal and it puts
prefer to keep
journalists
the" k
Plan heads of two would-b- e
those who do
which can - P"t Into practice with to write a song called "The Sweethearts of S.A.E.)... What about it.
very lltt cost or effort.
students who have English Walt?
hou which they do not want or From very authentic source comes
need could get together and form
a "Mutual Benefit Library Associa- a report that Anne Goodykoonts is
tion," and by contributing these the proud possessor of an engagebooks become members. This should ment ring... William Bell, engineer
provide about 20 or 30 copies of ing senior, is the donor.

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There's love and laughter In the air
The sky Is blue and clear.
Today all's hope and life and song
For spring again Is here.

If this confounded weather conELIZABETH NICHOLLS.
tinues It will not surprise us a bit
aa
to discover tennis players knocking
It Is my sole purpose to prove to
you that presidents and their famsnowballs around the courts,
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ilies are human Just like the rest of
U
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have taken us. The White House
And now, the
up polo, probably for the same subtle being published In The Saturday
Evening Post in Installments.
This
purpose that led their mothers to work which was written by Irwin H.
throwing (Ike) Hoover, has never been pubparticipate in rolling-pi- n
lished yet in book form and possibly
contests.
It will be several weeks before it
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Inexplicable, to say the least, this will be given to the public to read
as a complete book
fact that ours is the only column of continued stories. and not a series
appearing in The Kernel that someWhat (you may ask) Is my object
one tsnt "Just dying" to write.
In naming this article In connection
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with said purpose? For the simple
Occupancy of the rumble seat can reason that I will endeavor to prove
no longer herald the arrival of my point by several amusing excerpts taken from the
spring; some simple Idiots have been
"Scandal for the Washington
riding in them all winter.
gossip mongers! What
aa
president's son - In - law wore his
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OPINION

Circulation Manager

C. V. COFFMAN

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Conducted hy DOROTHY WHALEN

Each Jonquil in Its glory reigns
And breathes a message new.
Fresh sprigs and buds of grasses
green
Are gllsfnlng with the dew.

JEST AMONG US

STUDENT

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existence, adequate proof of the
value of the department and this
paper to embryo Journalists has
been established.
Of the SS gradTheme song for examination
uates accounted for, 12 are editors suggested by 14 contributors: week,
in Kentucky, and three own and
"Over Somebody Else's Shoulder."
publish newspapers in the state.
The Minnesota Daily.
The Associated Press has given exaa
ecutive positions to seven University
Are we lucky? The students at
graduates of journalism, while the Southwestern university, Memphis,
Cincinnati Enquirer has appointed are fined five dollars every time they
another former Kernel staff member cut school before or after a holiday.
as Its financial editor, a position
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requiring a keen Intellect and much
Students at the. University of
responsibility.
Lexington alone, Southern
In
California who catch any- 19 University
graduate Journalists
occupy various positions. Two of

the present instructors in the Department of Journalism are products
of the department.
Among those listed and their
positions are:
Underwood,
managing
Thomas
editor, Lexington Herald; Keene
Johnson, editor and publisher, Richmond Dally Register; Joseph Lovett,
editor and publisher, Murray Ledger; Herndon Evans, editor and publisher, Plneville Sun; D wight Blckel,
editor, Cincinnati Enfinancial
quirer; Wayne Cottingham, Associated Press, Washington. D. C. and
Irene McNamara. supervisor ot
school publications. Printing Trade
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