THE KENTUCKY KERNEL

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THE KENTUCKY KERNEL

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Published every Friday throughout the College year by the Btudent body
of the University of Kentucky, for the benefit of the students,
nlumnl and faculty of the Institution.

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THE KENTUCKY KERNEL is the official newspaper of the University.
all the college news
It
of Kentucky, together with a digest of items of Interest concerning the
Universities of other States and Canada.
is Issued with a view of furnishing to its subscribers

THE SENIOR OBSERVES.
Editor Kentucky Kernel: Tho an
nouncement in this Issue of the forth
coming
between tho first
year men and the
fills tho
heart of the old student with feelings
that only could come with tho announcement that school would be dismissed three days for Thanksgiving
this year. To the old timer the
was the most picturesque sight
one could behold during the entire
year.
There nro many things that favor
r
class
the revival of the
spirit, so necessary to class union and
organization begins at this annual
event. Behold the Sophomore coming
home in the gloaming with his clothes
draped about his manly form, mud
caked to his knees and his dreams of
world domination shattered. See the
brave Freshman, conqueror of worlds,
parade the town.
Plans for winning will be made by.
each class. Some prefer the system
of playln gthe opponent as though he
were a huge fish (and the comparison
at that), letting
is not so
him tire himself out, and then drag
ging him into the pond. Others favor
the sudden jerk or lunge method which
carries all before, or, behind it. Personally, the writer prefers to stand on
the bank and watch.
Seniors urge the Sophomores and
Juniors encourage the Freshmen. In
days past moral suasion sometimes
was interspersed with paddles and
switches.
and may the
On with the
better team win.
A WARRIOR.

AiiA'ic
"Who were you talking to
'i ne Kentucky Kernel says: It's decidedly unfortunate, suh, that classes on the phone, Fan?"
Miss Stevens "No George , about
should lnterfero with such excellent
sleeping weather as we've had the the nearest thing to Fan."
EDITORIAL STAFF (Incomplete).
past few dnys, suh.
f
A. GAVIN NORMENT
"Oul, oui," murhYuVed Mam'selle On
jManaglng Editor
LOUISE WILL
Dlt, ns she borrowed a pencil and re
LYKELLE POEMS.
.Assistant Managing Editor
ROBERT RAIBLE
touched her left eye brow. "Elsie's
Editor There are bells and bells galore,
ADELE SLADE
new picture must be nn awfully good
Squirrel Food Editor Decidedly, we couldn't want more;
MARY ELIZABETH JAMES.
likeness. She's had it two days and
Sport Editor
DONALD DINNING
hasn't shown it to anyone."
Yet we don't like the bell,
Exchange Editor
MARGARET McCLURE
So therefore we tell,
Feature Editor You to toot the old whistle of yore.
PRANCES MARSH
Electric irons have been prohibited
REPORTERS.
nt Pat Hall. What a blow to the
ELIZABETH MARSHALL, ELIZABETH CARD, MARY ARCHER BELL,
The Knight of the Lexington Drug press!
ROBERT MITCHELL, JR., FRANK WILSON.
threw away his Btraw and said as folBUSINESS STAFF.
"Whistle to her and see if she'll
lows: "Now is the day come when
Business Manager the Freshman,
J. P. BARNES
as in the answer."
good old days, sends home his picture
"Nothln doln', she can't hear me
MOB LAW AND THE UNIVERSITY.
showing his manly topography In O. for all that wad of hair and besides
D. Yes, Barnum was right.
Yea, ab- she can't whistle."
The recent and disgraceful race riots in Omaha, following close on the
every large city, have solutely right."
Wheels of similar labor and race troubles in virtually
Prof. Zembrod "Let's have the fu'stirred the country to Its depths, bringing a storm of condemnation from
Our idea of innocence personified Is ture, Miss Murphy."
the press and all right minded people everywhere. And well it might, placing
Profound pause.
the Freshman who said last week
upon us as it does the stigma of anarchy land Bolshevism.
Miss Murphy "Yes sir."
that there was no use hurrying to the
In view of such conditions, it may be well to inquire as to the stand of
Prof. Z. "'Well, Miss Murphy, are
football game 'cause he had ticket
the University and the University man upon such questions. It is generally
No. 634 and that seat No. 534 you looking Into the future?"
accepted that the University man of today will be the leader in the thought book
would be reserved for him.
and action of the future. If this is so, toward what end will that influence
The Knight of the Lexington Drug
lead? With the dark cloud of anarchy high on the horizon of our country,
KIDDING ANANIAS.
smoothed his coming mustache furappears that the solution of the problem lies in the colleges and universiit
tively, glanced fondly down the length
ties of 'the land, where the policy should be steadfastly to oppose and counThe plan which will be adopted in all oC his corduroys, and remarked, "If it
teract the teachings, and propaganda spirit of the anarchist element in the
the leading universities of the country wasn't hpyocritical, I would say that
SAVE O SAVE.
United States.
this year of sending out scouts to I consider cutting Freshmen hair as
It is only through higher education that progress can be made; and
"Gentlemen" Give me your attention,
unusually bright young men barber (ous)."
only through a knowledge of things that make for good government and locate
for just a moment or so.
against rowdism can present conditions be remedied. The principles of with a view of securing their attendWhile I relate to you a story, of some
everyEditor "This isn't poetry ,my dear
right thinking and order should be so instilled into the college man as to ance has met with approval
evils you should know.
This movement has been boy; it is merely an escape of gas."
where.
m'ake him abhor all forms of violence, and to make him a firm adherent of
Now intoxicating liquor, Men. Has
Something
"Oh, I see.
upon with favor for many years
Dixon
the ideal of the law abiding community. A man's course in life is largely looked
ceased to tempt our thirst.
and the step which the University of wrong with the meter."
shaped during his college career, and if discipline and obedience to the existBut Gentlemen I assure you there are
ing rules of the college are made a part of his curriculum, he will follow to Kentucky has taken with the rest is
other evils worse.
"The Phoenix Hotel is out of the
commendable.
a large extent in after life the teachings of his college days.
Take the intoxicating beauty, of the
Of course it will not be generally liquor business for good."
Both the University and students should feel the responsibility that
female sex today.
All W. ,C. T. iU.'s agree that the fore
these
Is placed upon them, and that it is 'their duty to themselves and their country known but it is rumored that
It has wrecked more homes than
given remuneration going is a neatly turned sentence.
to teach and be taught that respect for law, order and authority that Is students will be
liquor and has led more men astray,
"Preparations are already under way
commensurate with their ability in the
'so essential to progress and a stabilized government. When the Univer
Take the youth that is full of promise,
sity man learns to control himself, he has taken a long step toward con' various fields of art. For example, a to convert the old bar into a new cafe and let the vampire catch his eye
which will be known as the Red
.trolling others. If his association in college teaches him this important high school student, or for that matter
Then he will say his one ambition,
an old student who still has a year Room."
lesson, he is fairly well equipped to take his place in the world as a leader
"Is to go away and die."
In the old days when one "looked
more to study, may be given such em
of men and affairs.
The coming generation "Men." Is
ployment as will not interfere with upon the wine when it was red" the
If the educated man of the country does not take a decisive stand
doomed as sure as fate.
his studies yet pay him amply for his name was most appropriate, but when
against the wave of unrest and anarchy that is sweeping over the world,
If we allow these said "Sweet Cook
the drinks change color why not
he will reap the results of Ms folly in after years, In a country perhaps work.
ies." To dress a la vreviate.
A scout for the University of Ken change the name.
Many a husband homeward bound, has
torn with revolution and dissention, as is unhappy Russia today. And it
"The workmen will Immediately betucky will be selected in the Spring.
stopped, and turned to stare.
is in the University that this lesson must be learned, where ideals are being
He will then go out and look for the gin the removal of the telephone
formed, where the mind is plastic and susceptible.
At a "sweet perfumed young rose
blossoming young genius, the peer in booths to enlarge the space available
Now is the time for the Universities and students to put forth all their
bud." With wonderful sage tea hair.
matters academic, and by various for the cafe."
They camouflage their faces, In a most
in an endeavor to preserve their reputation for saneness and staefforts
All that worries us is why telebility that has always characterized our nation, and to combat the radical offers induce him to attend school
mysterious way.
We again congratulate the old phones were needed when the fre
here.
tendencies toward which we are fast and fatefully drifting.
And with fascinating clothing "Men."
school on the step and wish the scout, quenters of the bar were unable to
They rule the world today.
or whatever he may be called, un raise the receivers to their ears.
We fought to save our country, from
Pi
THE REAL TEST.
bounded success.
the evil of the Hun.
"So Billy Wallace has got a job as
We routed out John Barleycorn, and
The Wildcats and .their supporters are undergoing at the present time
"Oh, I had a gorgeous time J I artist on a newspaper?"
have him on the run.
the acid test of their gameness and loyalty. It is an easy matter to play on danced until I had a blister on my
"Yes; he draws the crosses on the
universe, and
up a winning team, but the real test of spirit comes in the hour of tongue and one on the roof of my pictures to show where the crime was But if we would save the
and back
preserve our eyes, and necks.
defeat. And it may be said to the credit of the Wildcats that they accepted mouth!"
committeed."
of our
Abolish the intoxicating
defeat Saturday in the typical spirit of the real Kentuckian. They went on
"Sounds to me like the hoof and
Queens. The female sex.
field fighting, and when the final whistle blew, it found them fighting mouth disease."
the
CORDUROYS. HUH?
"Frizzy."
just as hard as at the beginning. Kentucky may well be proud of the conEverybody's wearing 'em, those cute
duct of her representatives last Saturday.
little facial adornments known to the damentals. First, it is presumed that
Bebe "I feel like cussing!"
But now comes the crucial period. Will the Wildcats "come back" in
M. E. "Go right ahead and I'll put uninitiated as "misplaced eyebrows" when a man is in his fourth year in
their next game as did Indiana after defeat at the hands of Centre? The it in Squirrel Food."
and to the wearers who have a vivid college so much of his time is taken
loss of one game does not spell disaster for the remainder of the season.
and broad imagination as "mustaches." up by studying that he does not have
A defeat is often necessary to bring out the best or the worst that 1b in
"The King's supporters broke and That is, everybody in the Senior Class time to shave regularly. Hence the hira man. A true Kentuckian will grit his teeth and fight the harder, but the fled."
at the University of Kentucky who has sute effect. Second, after four years
craven in spirit will sulk and say, "What's the use?"
the ability to make any showing what- in college, with all his money going
"Who fled?" the Prof, asked me.
out In an effort .to beat H C. L., he
The major part of our schedule is still before us Ohio State, Vander- 'The King, of course," I quickly ever, has one.
long been a tradition at the must necessarily be low financially.
bllt, Centre and others. There will be ample time for the Wildcats to place
said,
It has
Kentucky's name high on the list of football heroes of 1919. Let every
University that when a man reaches Therefore, the corduroys. And lastly,
"It happened once to me."
member of the team, every student in the University, henceforth work the
his Senior year he has three privileges it is estimated that a continuous batand shout the louder. Kentucky has made a good record consider
growing a mustache, if at all possi- tle with professors for four years .Is
harder
"You'll have to hand it to 'em, the
lng the disadvantages of a late start and disabled men. The Wildcats have Seniors are beginning to shine in one ble, carrying a cane and wearing cor- enough to break down anyone's health.
And for that reason, the cane is aunot been beaten, they have only been checked.
respect the place where they sit on duroy trousers.
J!j
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On to Ohio!
tradition Is based on three fun- - thorized.
This
their corduroys.

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