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tle girl every time I first set ryes on you
I hnvo wanted to meet you, to bo nlone
and toll you how much I really love you."
(Film broke here, but tho supposition is
that she listened and is still being rushed
by this "admirer" or she did not listen
nnd ho gets dates with some other girl.)
but tho supposition Is that she listened
Editor, Squirrel Food
nnd is still being rushed by this "admirDonr Sir:
was brought before the public er" or she did not listen nnd ho gets
There
In the Inst Ihhuc of the Kernel your ex- - dnton with some other girl.
If this docs not meet with your approvnggorntod nrticlo on "How Girls Try to
al I shall expect an answer in your
15c I'opulnr." By no means did it meet
with the approval of the majority of column next week.
Yours for tho homo team,
girls, and being one of the so called
Thcothcrsox.
"stockinged sex" I take this as a means
of defense in order that false impresShe What is worse than a man who
sions may not bo created or girls miswill mako love to you in spito of all you
represented.
Just because n girl greets an ncpuaint-nnc- o can do?
Another She One who won't?
with a fricjidly "Hello there; how
you?" is no reason to believe that she is
Slolcn Thunder
n pop seeker for on the other hand if
clio passed you by with a "Good morning
Ilr beautiful day i3 it not?", she would They say tho country girl i3 shy
And full of dignity.
bo branded as a big stifT and put on
the scrscrvo shelf until graduation day. But, really it's the city girl
If she pnsscd without speaking she is That seems most shy to me.
called a snob.
Understand I am not questioning your She flaunts n skirt cut rather high,
And quite a length of hose;
being an authority on girls, but in order
that your knowledge may not bo quite so I'd say tho city girl wns shy
When you refer to clothes.
onesided may I tell you just a littlo
Punch Bowl.
f.bout the boys on the campus?
Boys are classified
as; Squirrels,
All things come to him who waits
Lounge Lizards and CooCoo's.
Others
But here's a rule that's slicker;
arc, selfish, meek, shy, bold, vain, shame
less, fast, passionate sentimental, idlers, "He who goes for what ho wants
Will get it all the quicker."
dreamers, artistic, Philistine, plebcin, etc
boys are convcited.
All
Their theme of
An interesting talk in which he relatconversation is "I, Me, Myself and I."
experiences while on a recent five
The most outstand of these types is ed his
month visit to England was given by
everyplace
the Squirrel he goes
crusades with Smith Jazz Hounds at Jack Dicker at the regular monthly
subscription dances; is known in every meeting of the Faculty Engineering
small town in the State, and always takes Club Monday night. Prof J. T. C. Noo
a "keen woman" and a hip pocket flask rendered several of his poems which are
always demanded and enjoyed by his
They are easily detected by the springy
nudienccs.
walk, thrown back shoulders which they

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nre constantly shrugging, tight suits with
round leather buttons, flat crowned hat,
loud necktie, perfumed handkerchief in
coat pocket the corner of which usually
has an initial or flower embroidered on
it, hair parted in the middle with a patent
leather shine (soap pomp.). They sit on
the bleachers at a football or basketball
game and yell that the team is playing
rotten, when in truth they couldn't even
rlay a game of "Soccar" with the girls
gym. class. They wear tight belted overcoats and fasten the top button on their
suits, thrust their hands in their pockets
which throws the overcoat back over
the hips.
They may be seen at every dance.
While dancing they assume the position
of a question mark, hold the girl's right
hand high above her head, is a rather
personal dancer, gets a death grip around
her waist and exaggerates the "scandal
walk" and modern dances. Their conversation is usually limited to "Ive just got
to get some sleep, I'm nearly dead. I
have been to a dance every night this
week and hanven't been to bed for the
last three nights at all.
I met the
"keenest woman" at the dance. I'm telling you she could have me. She sure
could "shake a wicked hip" I don't have
time to study, but I can't let my studies
interfere with my education. I went out
last night to "mingle eyebrows" with my
town girl; man she is some good looking
jane! Every few minutes the above
"insect" will take a cigarette from a silver vanity case and twist the cigarette
into an amber holder about a foot long,
then make the original remark that
"Mother told me to keep away from cigarettes."
Cute are'nt they?
Next is tho insipid sentimental fool,

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steer riding abilities in this contest by
riding their steers the longer and receiving the prize.
Tho 9 steers, 15 burrows and 18 sheep
that will bo entered in the Chicago Exposition, together with some of the Experiment Earm's best Horses, dairy cattle, beef cattle and hogs were exhibited
in a parade on the pavilion.
F. J. Wcdekemper, J. C. W. VanCleve,
W. G. Finn, Clyde Watts and W. Howell,
who will represent the College of Agriculture of the University of Kentucky
at the Chicago International and take
part in tho Intercollegiate judging con-- ,
test there, gave several demonstrations
in stock judging.
Philip Edwards acted as ring master
for the evening.
E. S. Good, Head of the Animal Husbandry Department of the Agricultral
College and L. J. Horlachcr, coach of
the judging team, gave short talks.
An address by Dr. Frank L. McVoy
concluded the program of the evening.
Tho stock judging team which will
represent the College of Agriculture of
the University of Kentucky in the Intercollegiate Judging contest held at tho
Union Stock Yards, Chicago, November
26 will leave here Friday, November 18.
On its way to Chicago the team will
visit prominent live stock farms in Kentucky, Indiana, and Ohio. It will then
visit Ohio State University, University
of Illinois and Purduo University. At
each University tho Kentucky team will
enter in a contest with its representa-

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Prof. J. J. Hopper, head of tho dairy
department, left Sunday night for Shcr- man, Texas, having been called there by'
tho death of his father, Col. J. II. Hooper,

For a college education,
taken into consideration:

who was drowned in Red River. Colonel
Hooper was prcpnring a raft preparatory
to a duck hunt when tho acident occurred

1.

Department.
Milton Revill, one of the University's
nblest students in dramatic production,
has been elected stage manager for the
production of tho Mikado, a musical
comedy which will be given under the
auspices of tho Department of Music
of the University, at Woodland Auditorium as a closing feature of the Home
Coming exercises, Thanksgiving Day. For
the purpose of giving tho children of tho
public schools opportunity to hear the
opera, a popular price matinee will ba
given Wednesday afternoon, November

2. The scholastic standing and ability
of the Teaching Staff.
3.

Prof. Carl Sax, head of the art department, gave a most interesting address
on American Poteries, November 9, at an
open meeting of the art department of
the Woman's Club of Woodford county.
A valuable collection of pottery was
brought by the club women of the county,
the technical points of which were explained by Professor Sax.
Doctor A. W. Fortune spoke last Sunday evening to ono of the largest joint
meetings of the Y. W. C. A. and Y. M. C.
A. held this year. His subject was "The
Vision of God."
Special music was furnished by a
quartette from the Lexington College of
Music. Fleanor Heath was the student
leader of the meeting.
The program of the Y. M. C. A. for
the meeting of Sunday, November 20 consists of talks by some of the foreign
students in the Uuiversity. C. Stamatoff
will talk on his native country, Bulgaria;
A. Mandujama will tell about Peru and
Vienna will tako his native country,
Brazil, for his subject. This promises to
be one of the most interesting programs
given this year.

Campaign of tho Y.
the University of Kentucky
closed last week after 258 members had
been enrolled. By tho time all the reports nro in it is hoped that the number
will be over 300. Because of tho short
duration of tho campaign muny of the
commonly known as tho Lounge Lizard. tive team.
students were overlooked. All who
to join the Y. M. C. A. are requested
Tho judging contest will bo hold tho
The main difference between this type
and tho Squirrell, is that a "squirrell" is first day of tho International Live Stock to call at tho office of the Secretary.
after girls and tho Lizard is after a girl. Exposition, November 26.
Tho Kentucky team of which L. J.
His prey is usually some unsophisticated
Professor J. T. C. Noo spoko in Owens- freshman, or at least some one who Horlachcr is coach, is expected to mako boro last week. His subject was "Tho
docs'nt pretend to know as much as he a good showing. This years team is the Grcnt American Home."
does. He flirts at first thinking that it strongest that ever represented tho UniDGrijtg tho history tof tho University
will mako him moro interesting when versity of Kentucky. At tho Internationthe fatel moment of introduction comes. al Exposition tho team will judgo three of Kentucky there havo been but two
Ho is n conceited "jack" and thinks that classes each of beof cattle, mutton sheep, women who havo even contemplated takOf
ho can get a dato with any girl, no hogs, and draft horses. Tho team will ing tho full Engineering course.
give oral reasons for tho placing of two these, tho first was Miss Margaret Ingles
matter how late he calls her.
Ho has tho first dato but picture shows of tho three classes judged. Members of who graduated from tho Collcgo of Engimako him nervous, so he pcrfcrs to stroll tho team representing University of Ken- neering in 1910. Tho second is Kather-i- n
Cclcvolund who is now a sophomore in
or hold down a bench in some secluded tucky are: F. J. Wcdekemper, J. C. W.
spot on Patt. Hall lawn, (Ho is in a class VanCleve, W. G. Finn, Clyde Watts, and the Engineering College Miss Cleveland
with Barney Oldficld). Ho can show you W. Howell. Thcso men were presented is tho daughter of Mrs. Charles Clevetho moon when tho moon is'nt even shin- with handsome gold medals, with blue land, 171 Park Avenuo, Lexington. Aling; and can count tho stars when they enameled "K" on it, tho dato and name on though Miss Cleveland is but nineteen,
ino hidden behind tho clouds. Ho hns n tho back. This douo in rccognizition of sho promises to be tho coming woman
glass line, usually to this effect; "Lit their adility at stock judging.
Engineer of tho University.

The location and advantages of
vironment.

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4. Equipment, buildings, laboratories
and libraries.
5. Cost.
In all these respects the University of Kentucky commends itself to those seeking a higher institution in which
to carry on their education.

including Liberal Arts, Sciences,
All Departments,
Agriculture, Law, Education, Mining, Civil, Electrical and
Mechanical Engineering.

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PRESIDENT FRANK L. McVEY
University of Kentucky

Lexington, Ky.

YOU ARE WELCOME

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Presley Atkins, alumnus of the University, now editor of the Pineville Sun,
has recently been appointed a trustee
of the Pine Mountain Settlement School
nt Pine Mountain, Ky.

The men at the head of the Institution.

Roxanno Trimble and Elizabeth Ellis
of tho Alpha Xi Dcltn sorority gave sev
eral delightful musical numbers at tho
close of nn interesting meeting of the
Lexington chapter of tho U. D. C. held
Thursday afternoon nt the home of Mrs.
Charles Milwnrd, 107 South Broadway.

There is an article in the last number
of tho Phillipinc Journal of Science on
some strango now genera and species of
Mcmbracidae from tho Phillipinc Islands.
The insects are very remarkable and have
never before been scon. Tho Greek
names for the genera were proposed by
Dr. Glanvillo Terrell of the Philosophy

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