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Toll! les at the University of Kentucky havo reached the depths of
Enlirrd lit thf Pot citflrr Hi Lrsnidton, the gutter. Tammany Hall
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srrond das ninttrr tinder the havo Invaded this campus aa never
Art of Mnrrli 3. IR79
before In our history.
Mr m ber
Yesterday's el el ion was thrown
LfXlnRton Hoard of Commrrcp
Stud'-ntout.
found (hat their
National CoDrpr rrrss Association
names lind born checked off and
KntucJiy IntrrrollrRiiitf Ptpm AflKoctiitlon
rcniome hnd Molon their vote. It
IntfrnnMonkl News Bervtc
wni impossible for ho challengers
A mfmbfr
of th Major Collrw
to Identify all of the culprits.
rpprumtrd by A. J. Norrln Hill
It. is equally dishonest for a man
Co., 1SS B. 42nd Bt., Nrw York City; 123
to Men! a vote ns to stoal ft pocket-booW. Madison St., Chicago: 1004 2nd Ave ,
VatUp; 1031 8. Broadway, Los Angeles;
Cheaters and thieves are exCall Building, San Franclaro.
pelled from college and Illegal voters
should likewise bo expelled. Have
OFFICIAL NEWSPAPFR OF THE STUwo come to the place where It will
DENTS OF THE UNIVERSITY OF
KENTUCKY, LEXINGTON
bo necessary to bring a ticket book
for identification at the polls?
Ht'lE SHALL THE KERNEL ALL
The Kernel demands that a
S VDENT9 RIOHTS MAINTAIN
thorough investigation of this elecNORMAN C. OARLINO
FRANK BORRIF8
Manaalna Mffor tion bo held by the Student CounSAO KA8H
Ant. Managing tutor cil and the proper authorities of
this University. We demand that
the offenders be unconditionally
SOUVENIR HUM INC.
expelled.
There has been brought to the
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attention of THE KERNEL the constant carrying off of small articles
from the Women's Residence halls,
the shops of downtown merchants,
and In the case of Incidents following the home football games the
tearing down of displays on the exterior of downtown buildings. In
the case of the women's residence
halls the plundering has been extensive. A numbor of ash trays,
flowers used In decorations, and
even the "sign-in- "
book have been
removed from the confines of the
halls by those mad collectors of
oddities. In the downtown stores
such articles as menus, light bulbs,
shades and ash trays have been carried off.
The craze for souvenirs and room
decorations can be the only explanation for this widespread pilfering
since the objects have no monetary
value. A student sees something
which he thinks would look "Just
too ducky" on his chiffonier or the
walls of his room and exercising his
primitive instincts, he proceeds to
take it. A visit to any of the room
ing nouses, iraternity nouses or
will reveal countless
dormitories
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of this nature in the various rooms.
Such conduct on the part of the
students is indeed regrettable and
childish to the extreme. To brand
such actions as
would be only to add insult to Injury. In certain cases not only has
the pilfering cost the authorities
money for replacement but certain
definite privileges have been abused.
We refer especially to the privilege
of smoking in the reading rooms
of the girls' halls which was granted only this year after long agitation.
In allowing this privilege
ash trays were placod in these rooms
for the convenience of the smokers
but already most of these have ben
carried away by the "collectors."
To sum it all up, THE KERNEL
docs not de.iire the student body to
3 prudish in its actions but it does
ask that some reepect be shown for
the rights and property of others.
All we ask is that you "think be- fore you leap."
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ment rather than A medium for
professional standards.
The prof est tonal fraternity Is one
place where the fraternity man and
the Independent should meet on
common r.roimd for the purpose of
increasing the prestige of their
chosen work.
It may be argued thut national
and conventions are
necessary and that lnral chapt-rshruld raise money by their own
However, wo believe a
enterprise.
revision of the nationrl set up with
the view to cut expenses and thereby eliminating evils of using expe
dient means In order to remain In
existence and with a vlw to rendering rervice that will make the
Investment worthwhile to the local
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chapte:s.

THE KERNEL docs not advocate
tho abolition of professional fraternities.
It does believe the time
has come to check our course, put
our house In order, and get back to
the purpose of our existence.
We ask the cooperation of every
professional fraternity or any other fraternity or organization so on- pressed on this and every other
this college campus In America.

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They have magazines on other university campuses
And there Is
no reason why there should not be
a good one here.
The) ban on drinking holds good
for the Tennessee game too
It
was remarkable the few persons that
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tions point to a full house for th3
Thanksgiving Day game
Practically all of the peats In the stadium
are sold
It will be the first time
in recent, years that the Volunteers
and Wildcats will be evenly matched.
Change of Kentuckian pictures In
thfl Administration building. . . .How
did you like the new method of voting
It does away with all the
confusion. .. .There were
former
more outsiders at the Wednesday
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Things done well and with a care
Liabilities.
Large initiation fees, the greater exempt themselves from fear.
part of which go to support a naIf you want to be awfully mean to
tional organization of doubtful util
ity, often prevents those genuinely a grouch Just be nice to him.
Interested in the profession from
Our deeds follow us and what we
joining. They often impoverish the
have been makes us what we are.
local chapter so as to destroy its
effectiveness on its own campus.
A national convention, the delegate to which is often chosen by
campus politics rather than by bona
fide members of the fraternity. The
convention offers a vacation to one
of the members often at the price
of burdening the local organiza
tion. The members of the local
chapter get little benefit from the
convention generally.
For financial or other expedient
itasons. admittance to the organ.
ization is not always strictly confined to those directly connected
with or interested In the profession.
This is not in accord with the pur
poses of such organizations and has
a weakening influence.
The aid received in obtaining a
placa in the profession after grad
uation is doubtful.
i:-Professional fraternities are sound
in purpose but unpractical in their
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Also Congrats to the new beauty queen and to the most popular man on
He pulled a pretty p.'d one when he was In New Orleans.
tho campus
Ho mid some other lad got to ditrussing the Civil War again
The
mrxst popular man pops out with this
"If you would have had another
loaf of bread to go around we would have run you Yankees out of the
country"
And
It's going to bo a dull week with no fiKitball game
no rlnnc Saturday night
Everyone is getting ready for the Thanksgiving celebrntion
If we don't beat Tennessee It will be a long cold
winter. .. .The Wildcats have not. defeated the Volunteers since 1925....
Tho two schools started football rolallo.vs back In 1809.... The object of
the Intense rivalry between the two Institutions Is In an old beer keg....
It Is decorated with the blue of 8.
K mucky
And the orange of for souvenirs
Tennessee
Sigma Delta Chi.... That JourThe keg has only reposed In Kentucky one time.... The nalism fraternity that has been
Vols have won 13 frames
The getting a lot of publicity lately
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Did you ever notice the seething
activity In the gymnasium around
3:30 every afternoon
It is quite
Interesting to watch.... The funny
letters the Athletic Department, receives asking for passes to the football games. .. .Haven't seen the sun
shine for two weeks
Expected It
In New Orleans but was sadly disDon't save for a rainy day, save appointed
It was as cold down
there as It Is up here
But drivand there will be no rainy days.
ers drive like maniacs In the Crescent City
It Is much safer to
Every day something Is being wilk
Should have defeated Tula m by three downs
done that couldn't bs done.
It Is not an
alibi. . . .Just a matter of fact statement. . . .Evidently some of the perYou can't make a hit with your sons In
Pat Hall ought to be back
bat against your shoulder.
In school
Why can't they leave
things alone
The hall Is a bad
place to go souvenir hunting. . . .
You can build no tomorrow
Wonder who got the sign-i- n
book.
today's foundation.
Picking petals off of flowers Is
for children only
Not college stuEgotists cannot converse they dents. .. .Giving people the privilege to smok-- In the halls was a good
talk to themselves only.
Idea
The ash trays were put
there for ashes
Not to be taken dents.
The luxury of doing good sur
passes every other personal enjoy
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A recent development
on
campus in which a professional fraternity threatened to sever its connections with Its national organization offers an opportune time to
examine the case of the professional fraternity. The balance sheet
In recent years has been running
as follows:
Assets.
Membership in an organization
dedicated to the advancement of
the profession and the rendering of
service to this end.
A medium through which the
member may associate with those
of like Interests and become Imbued with the best principles and
ideals of his profession.
Points for entrance to another organization on the campus.
We enjoy thoioughly only the
The privilege of wearing another pleasure that we give.

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