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WHEELS GO AROUND

Poor Akkie! Jist feel so sorry for
ner. ane s jisc navm an awiui ume.
weekiends sure put'
These "ful-up- "
one out of commission.
She was just
dead tired after the gingham dance,
what after pulling the" Vulgar Boat- -,
man" all over town in the earlier p.m.
Then Saturday she was in the skatin'
derby and poor kid "she fell down
and broke her crown."
Anyway,
what part of our person do we lose
?
(Another
when we lose our balance
math problem!).
Luckily, every cloud has a silver
lining and so did Akkie's. The handsome male what picked her up is her

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real soul mate so she sez, and she
swears she really mean it this time.
Akkie does nothing but rave over
him. She sez the sight of his broad
shoulders just thrills her to the very
marrow, and his beautiful black hair
would make Don Juan groan, "Why
was I ever born?" "But his eyes,"
as Akkie sez, "that's where the real
kick comes. They look like they're
bpring a hole in you."
Thus Akkie's description! Not all,
my no! The half hath not been told.
However, in my, opinion he is really
the flowerhood of young manhood a
blooming idiot! And he greases his
hair so much everything slips his
(Where have I heard these
mind.
cracks before? Ten guesses!)

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John Rachal, President of Senior
Class, Presides at Planting
of Tree and Makes Dedication Speech
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Industry Day was observed by
members of the College of Engineer
ing on Wednesday, May 4, at which
time classes were dismissed and en
gineers assembled on the campus in
front of Dicker Hall to plant a tree
and pay their tribute to industry,
one of the most potent factors in
world progress today.
John Rachal, president of the senior class and candidate for a degree
in engineering in June, jnadp the dedication speech. The speech follows:
"Friends and fellow students, we
are gathered here this morning to
plant and dedicate a tree to one of
the most potent factors in the world
today industry.
"Industry just what is industry?
We will answer that question by citing the example this tree will show
us. This tree is the product of an
intense amount of industry all the
forces of nature combined to produce
it, and make it grow to be strong
enough to withstand the ravages of
time and storms. This is an example
of nature's industry and we may
readily compare it to the industry of
man.
"Most of us when we think of industry, think of a great factory with the
machinery working "and revolving

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The Saturday Evening Pott. .May 7
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several large productions and has reYouth "I tore up the sonnet I ceived favorable comment on her hiswrote last week."
trionic ability.
Damsel "Tore it up? Why, that
thing you ever did."
was the best
KENTUCKY THEATER
Wisconsin Octopus
"DON JUAN"
"DkTyou see that German count?"
"Don Juan." a preview of which
"Did he just learn how?" N. Y. was given last week will have its final
Special
vita- showing Saturday.
State Lion.
phone music and selections are a part
AND GENTLEMEN
of the program.
w
PREFER BLONDES?
"THE TENDER HOUR"
Which preBlondes or brunettes?
A Cossack duel a highly thrilling
dominates on the campus? The bru- and extremely dangerous' pastime innettes seem to have the lead by about vented by the former soldiers of the
99.9 per cent, in a survey recently Czar provides a spectacular and dracompleted. Friday between 1:30 and matic scene in "The Tender Hour,"
2:30 55 blondes and 100 brunettes the George Fitzmaurice production
passed the Temple building corner, which comes to the Kentucky theater
while from 2:35 to 3:40 41 blondes on Sunday.
and 63, brunettes entered the 12th
Th'is particular form df duel is
street entrance of Social Science fought by two men armed with reeven 100 volvers and carrying lanterns, who
building. The score was an
per cent more brunette at Memorial start at opposite ends of a forest and
hall between 3:10 and 3:45 for 26 stalk each other down. This bloodblondes and 52 brunettes were check- thirsty, form of amusement is said to
ed. A general count on the campus have "been started by Russian soldiers
counted 72 blondes and 122 brunettes. stationed in the lonely wastes of SiMy, how exclusive we girls are!
beria, who were willing, after months
The campus brunettes have a de- on the snowy steppes, to risk their
cided lead over the gerieral count lives in order to provide themselves
made in the downtown section, for with a thrill.
there the percentage was 73.22 per
Ben Lyon and Montagu Love are
cent in favor of the brunettes, com- the duelists in the scenes from "The
pared with the 99.9 per cent campus Tender Hour" and Billie Dove is the
figure. The blondes seem to be the lady about which the dispute centers.
most exclusive, at least only 36 atJohn McCormick, general manager
prom, while of West Coast production for First
tended the Junior-Seni120 brunettes were there.
National produced the picture. The
story was written by Carey Wilson.
Nebraskan Daily

May 14
Literary Digest
Comer's Weekly. .May 21
May 14
Liberty
May 5
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adverKeep your eyes open to
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magazines, many newspapers, porters and
outdoor walk and signs; in the displays ia
dealers' show windows and ia. soda fountain
and refreshment stand decorations.
Follow thk contest aad wia a prize of real
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example so that we, too, will grow a3
this tree grows.
"For as Thomas Nelson Page puts
it, 'Chase brave employments with a
naked sword throughout the world.
inspiring example of what directed Fool not, for all may have if they
dare try a glorious life or grave'."
force will accomplish.
Even so with
the tree
even so with each and
Ohio Wesleyan University
Flivevery one of you.
vers and American movies are popular in Greece, says Dr. Floyd Spen"Directed force will accomplish its
purpose, whether that purpose be the cer, professor of Greek, who recently
growing of this tree or whether it be traveled in Greece and Asia Minor.
the growing of ourselves, as engi- Bobbed hair and short skirts are pracneers, to be the leaders and directors tically unknown.
of industry,
"But as we leave the school behind University of Kansas A crroun of co
and become absorbed in life's work, eds have voluntarily imposed penal
may this tree be one of the many ties ties on themselves for attending
which will bind us to our beloved in- dances later than allowed bv univer
stitution, may we often think of this sity rules. They will remain on the
tree which nature is nourishing each campus for three consecutive
year, and may we be inspired by its

Fred Newmeyer production filled with
comedy, gasps and thrills.
Lloyd
Hughes is
with her in the
photoplay as are George Bancroft and
El Brendel, the funny Swede.
The story concerns a wealthy Long
Island society miss who believes herself capable of writing a crook play
superior to any showing on Broadway, To prove her ability, she engages a quartet of noted crooks to
visit her home in order that she may
study their habits.
Others in the cast of the film which
was adapted from E. J. Rath's novel
by Tex Taylor, are Betty Francisco,
Gayne Whitman and John St. Polis.
A vodvil program will also be given.

"TOO MANY CROOKS"
"ONE HOUR OF LOVE"
Mildred Davis returns to the screen
Hazel Keener, who plays one of the
years at flapper roles in the Tiffany production,
for the first time in four
the Ben Ali Theater on Monday in "One Hour of Love," opening at the
Those Summer Hotels
Paramount's "Too Many Crooks" a Ben Ali on Thursday, owes her advent
"Running water in the place?"
Into the realm of the silent drama
' "Sure thing, if you tilt the pitch- through a motion picture beauty con"How's that?"
test which was held by the Chicago
"She is willing, the preacher is Tribune a few years ago. When this
Ancient History
willing, but Geoffrey is not." Boston contest was inaugurated, Miss Keen"Who is your prisoner?"
Beanpot.
er, who .was then in high school, sent
"The Prisoner of Zenda."
in her picture through the urgings of
"Zenda In." Annapolis Log.
Photographer "Look this way and her friends and thought no more of it,
'
-- w'y-''
you'll see a pretty little dickey bird until one day she was apprised that
"Whytil3-yo- u
send your son into the come out."
she had been selected as the winner
air service?"
Modern child "Oh, don't be silly; with a trip to California and a job in
good." expose your plate and let's get this the movies as the prize. Since then
"Because he's no earthly
h.
Minn.
over with." Lehigh Burr.
Miss Keener has been appearing in
"Do you know

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within absolute and rhythmic regularity and
PREVIEWS OF ENGINEERS HOLD; impulse with the men driven by one
and moving in unison as
'INDUSTRY' DAY; though a constituent part of the
LOCAL SHOWS
mighty machine. This to us is an

"SLIDE, KELLY, SLIDE"
Dorothy Sebastian, musical comedy
star and charmer of the screen, plays
a role different from anything in her
career in "Slide, Kelly, Slide,"
new baseball picture coming to the Strand theater on
Sunday. She is "Mazie Redmond"
typical of the feminine baseball fans,
in the character she plays in the new
picture.
William Haines and Sally 'O'Neil
head the cast in this picture, a story
of baseball life told from the "inside"
of a major league club. The cast is
a notable one, including famous players of the screen and equally famous
baseball players who appear in the
training camp and baseball diamond
scenes. Harry Carey, famous Western star, plays the catcher and Karl
of the "team" with
Angry little boy "Muscle Shoals." Dane the pitcher Tony Lazzeri, of
Meusel and
Kind old man "There, there, little Bob
fame, as players, Mike
fellow, why are you crying Muscle world series
Donlin, former manager of the New
Shoals?"
other notable playAngry little boy "That's the big- York Giants, andrest of the clubr
ers make up the
gest dam I know of." Mugwump.
Scenes taken at the world series
in Yankee uniform are
difference be- with Haines
"Do you know the
the background for the action of the
trolleys?"
tween taxis and
new story.
"No."
"Good; then we'll take a trolley."
PURPOSE"
Boston Beanpot "ONE INCREASING
The "Tub Thumpers" of the Marble
Arch, a group of curbstone orators
Another Version
who advance heated solutions of all
Roses are red
types of problems in their appeals to
Violets are blue,
their sidewalk audienes, one of the
too expensive
But they're
n
sights of London, are
For me to give to you. Cincinnati shown in an interesting sequence in
Cynic.
Fox Films' "One Increasing Purpose,"
which comes to the Strand Theater on
Our Modern Want Ads!
Wednesday.
Help wanted: Man to milk few
There is little known as to the
cows and garden.
origin of these orators or why they
confine their activities to the Marble
"I'd like to be a soda jerker."
Arch; however, they have held forth
"Yes? Why?"
there as long as anyone can remem"They lead such stirring lives." ber and so have become a London
Yale Record
institution.
.
Edmund Lowe plays the leading
Stranger "I represent a society role in this production under the difor the supression of profanity. I rection of Harry Beaumont. All of
want to take profanity entirely out the exteriors were made on the actual
of your life and "
scenes of the story in and around
Jones "Hey, Mother. Here's a London.
man who wants to buy our car." Lafayette Lyre.
BEN AL1 THEATER
"Say, is there any difference
tween addition and subtraction?"
"Sum." Wisconsin Octopus.

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Akkie and her new flame are toHe
gether nearly every minute.
walks to school with her and he waits
for her after class, and then they go
down town in the afternoon arm in
Akkie
(Is that allowed?)
won't have a thing to do with her
Why, she
former collegiate crew.
goes out every night with this hero
who so gracefully picked her up (literally). Yes, I know she ain't supposed to go out every night and I've
done warned her but what can you
do with a young girl when it's spring
Anyway, you'd
and she's in love.
think this I Tappa Keg barn was a
court house from the amount of
courtin' agoin' on this time of the
year. I guess exchange rates for
frat pins will be discussed next year.
Personally, I think they've done
pretty good about the frat pins this
of Akyear. This, new
kie's needs a prize for having kept
his these few days considering the
way Akkie always gets 'em. Any-- i
way, I don't give him much more
than a week. How about you?

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