X-

THE KENTUCKY KERNEL

PAGE EIGHT

Geologists' And Botanists' Bodies Can
'CATS, CENTRE
Not Decrease In Size From Lack Of
IN FINAL GAME
Exercise Says Natural Bridge Writer
(CONTINUED FROM PAGE ONE)

k5

V

Fourteen Aspiring University
Students Slip Away for
Four Day Field Trip to

There will be a meeting of the
Catholic club of the university directly after the 9 o'clock mass Sunday at
the Palmroom of the Phoenix hotel.

(CONTINUED FROM PAGE ONE)

Study Rocks

1927 ANNUALS

APPEAR

EARLY

(CONTINUED FROM PAGE. ONE)

FIRST ANNUAL SKATING
DERBY IS BIG SUCCESS pictures' and sketches of their pres

nish a rare spectacle of beauty.
ago fourteen of the
ent work, is another interesting novel
Perhaps one of the most beautiful
campus geologists slipped away from scenes in the entire play is seen when (CONTINUED FROM PAGE ONE) ty of the book.
day. field Sister Beatrice opens the cathedral
Lexington for their four
The binding of the annual is a high
trip, this year journeying to
doors on a wintry night revealing the with the three cups won by Sharp, and grade imitation leather, with the
Ky., where they studied the
trees in the court. The who wouldn't be? Almost anything ystate flower of Kentucky adorning the
rocks exposed on Pine Mountain and beautiful, realistic effect of sleet on tastes .better when drunk from a sil border.
,
in Cumberland Gap.
The trip, an these trees is gaind by ahethod nev- ver cup, even water!
Stebbins Is Editor
annual affair, is made with the idea er before used on the stage the inMr. Potter, after awarding the
The members of the 1927 staff are:
of giving students of geology an vention of Professor Sax.
.
eight handsome cups, which by the Dorothy Stebbins,
W.
opportunity to see in the field the
More than seventy costumes of tvay were as fine as anythnig given F. Raymer, business manager; Dorfeatures of structure and stratigra- elaborate design are used in the promeets, this year, an othy Sellers, junior editor; Oscar
in
phy they have studied in the class- duction. Much of the material used
nounced that next jVar the Kentucky Stoqsser, junior business manager;
room. It is required of major stu- was imported directly from Europe
dents in geology but is open to any and some is of great value. M,iss Ann Roller Skating Association would art staff: Margaret Thompson, Mar
which
.student taking advanced work. The Callahan designed and executed all of hold its second annual meetinggreater tha Minihan, Robert Warren, Kath
leen Fitch, Margaret Elliott, Kathleen
places to be studied are visited in the costuming with the exception of he hoped would be an even
Peffley, Harry McChesney, Virginia
alternate years so that the student the beggar's garments, which were success.
The official starter was William coya, nenry xuortimer, dames uarn- may see a different area each year.
designed by Catherine McGinnis. More
H. Hansen, of the university, and hill, Addison Yeaman, J. A. Estes and
The party, in four cars belonging than seven hundred and
Frank' Davidson; James Cogar, feato members of the department, left yards of material were used in the L. Y. McCarty, of Nicholasville, was ture editor; Louis Cox, assistant feaclerk of the course. M. E. Potter, al
Lexington at intervals Wednesday, costumes.
so of the university, was secretary of ture editor; Fred Conn, photographic
April 27 Those going were: Dr. A.
Many of the fixtures used in the
association and had charge of editor. The business staff was com
CMcFarlan of the geology depart- - play carry with them a romantic his- the meeting
posed of Morris Carpenter, G.- - T.
the
Stroller productions. With this play HRRAT.n IS RECOVERING lent, Dr. w. jk. Alien ot tne zoology tory as, for example, the handsome
Fenn, Stanley Royse, James Shrop
The results were as follows:
panmeni luymona xuu.er, narry wrought iron gates which were used
the activities of the Strollers are FROM 'STUDENT IN VASION
shire, Dulaney O'Roark and Lawrence
uuy in Italy and Spain some three hun
Girls Events
brought to a close but they will be
rreunuiii, n. i. rwuiuuusuu,
Shropshire.
resumed at the opening of the col- (CONTINUED FROM PAGE ONE Bnggs, Ted Creech, James Kirken dred years ago.
For girli not under ten nor over
George R. Wesley,
dall, Toy Sandifer,
lege year in September, and through
to carry not more than
Only those who have witnessed the seventy-fiv- e
S. R. Magruder, Phil Aswerus, Earl play can appreciate the inspired act necessary. To be handicapped as the FIRST SUMMER SESSION
the merits of this play, with probably for a while." Managing-edito- r
Plum-mfifCecil.
The
Bach and William
more, zest than usual.
TO BEGIN ON JUNE 13
ing of Miss Duncan Dunster Foster, judges may see "fit."
relieved the situation by sending
member of the party was i Mr. Willia Hillen, Miss Lampert,
First race 100 yards, Ruth Jane
all available reporters out on more teenth cook
camp tender.
and
MAY DAY PROGRAM IS
Miss Callahan, and others who han Lee, first; Rebecca Long, second: (CONTINUED FROM PAGE ONE)
or less imaginary beats. He and Ed- jiegro
Mt. Vernon, Ky., was reached late died their parts
ATTENDED
with remarkable Mary Nash Averill, thid. Time 16
itor Bullock wanted to lock the over-Second race 200 yards, Ruth Jane training in their lines of work and '
flow up in Mr. Desha's office but Mr. Wednesday and the party encamped ability. The entire cast is as follows
there for the night. Next morning
'CONTINUED FROM PAGE ONE) Desha had failed to leave the key.
Duncan Lee, first; Virginia Kelley, second; work toward a college degree.
Sister Beatrice Dunster
Rebecca Long, third. Time :29 5
the young rock specialists studied, in Foster.
This year the" curriculum offered
Palmer All Muddled Up
structure, of nearby
Third Race 400 yards; Ruth Jane is larger than ever before in the hissity band and a sword dance by eight
dropped in nonchalant the horizontal
Joe Palmer
The Virgin Dunster Duncan Fos Lee, first; Virginia Kelley, second; tory
which they would
young men were features of the pro ly about six but soon lost his com quarries, the rocks
of the summer sessions. There
v,
in the folded and faulted ter.
Rebecca Long, third.
gram.
will be 131 courses offered in gradr
posure in a mountain of telegraph meer later
Statue of The yirgin Maxine Par
structure of Pine Mountain. After
race, relay Alpha Gams", uate work and 189 undergraduate
Fourth
Miss Minihan was crowned Queen copy. Ut course on tnis'nignt
A. r.
first; Kappas, second.
of May .by Miss Charlsey Smith, the should choose to send its news in a working knowledge of these rocks ker.
courses in the six colleges at the uniBoys Events
Superior Mrs. T. T. Jones.
to the variegated chunks until Joe didn't had been obtained, they embarked in
Mother
maid of honor. In attendance
versity. The faculty will be comSame ruling as for girls, except posed of ninety-tw- o
Misses Louise Simpson, know whether the French fliers had their machines for Pineville which
queen were
regular members
The Priest William Hillen.
skates must be worn at all times; and twenty-on- e
Blackburn, Mattie Baxter, been lost in the Arkansas tornadoes they reached about noon Thursday,
special instructors'.
Henrietta
Prince- Bellidor Edward
'
They spent the afternoon looking over
penalty disqualification.
Virginia Reeves.
and
Among the special instructors are:
another Mississippi levee had
Fifth race 100 yards, James
The parade of upward of a score of broken off the coast of New Bruns- the structure of Pine Mountain as
Sister Eglantine Margaret Gooch Sharp, first; Waller Jones, second; Miss Alma Binzel, world authority in
exposed in Cumberland River Gap.
floats passed through the streets of wick.
mental hygiene for children; PauJ
Sister Felicity Alice Whittinghill. Roger Laufer, third. Time, :12.
Many of the students saw for the
the city in the afternoon and all trafH. Clyde, professor of history at Ohio
Sister Regina Christine Johnson.
The big rush came between seven first time a thrust fault (which is the
Sixth race 100 yards, James State University Merle E. Coulter,
fic halted to witness the procession,
Sister Gisela Sylvia Schwartz.
dozen typewriters
Sharp, first; Bruce Fields, second; professor of history at tjie Univerat the head of which rode the queen and ten. .Some copy that might be type most found in .the Apalachian
Sister Balbina Rachelle Shack Waller Jones,
were pounding out
Mountains) in the great over thrust
.third. Time, :37.
and the ladies of 'her court.
sity of Georgia; Ernest Eberling, proused and might not. Meanwhile four responsible for Pine Mountain- - The lette.
Seventh race 800 yards, James fessor of ecnomic. at Vandrbilt
The "float of the Alpha Xi Delta
Beggars
copy desks were turning out copy and party camped that night on Big Log
Sharp, first; Waller Jones, second; University; and McHenry
sorority, depicting a boat filled with
Rhoads,
Allette Betty Mitchell.
James Wilson, third. Time, 1:25 5 Kentucky State Superintendent of
beautiful young ladies beautifully writing headlines that the skipper Mountain about three miles east of
An old man Phillip Montague.
downstairs" at least once. Pineville
relay; Sigma Nus, Public
Eighth race
costumed, was awarded the silver cup sent back
Crosby.
Instruction.
A cripple John
y
first.
Circle for being the It was indeed, a proud headline that
by the"
Friday morning the party divided
A paralytic William Upham.
by
or
most artistic. The Kappa Kappa the skipper let goAfter without onecol itself into two units. One visited the
A blind boy Bennett Tucker.
a double
sorority float was given hon more revisions.
Gamma
Creech coal mines. They missed the
The freshmen coming to the Uni
An orphan Gay Loughridge.
umn head by Price had come back
W. W.
versity of Cincinnati in September,
orable mention.
the train back and were forced to
A mother Jean Lowry.
A. M. "Moco" Edwards, represented three times, he .decided the story was tramp and pick up rides the twenty or
1927, "are to be trained, not tamed
KODAKS
EASTMAN FILMS
A widow Ann Callihon.
Joyce Hawley in the famous bathtub not worth more than, a Np. 1 anyway. so miles ta camp. The amateur fault- Various committees will have charge
A beggar woman
Bertha Wells.
About eleven "Uncle Enoch" man chasers found that it is sometimes as
DEVELOPING mi PRINTING,
scene, and won the cup for Pi Kappa
of "Freshman Week," and the begin
A beggar child Nancye Jane Moh- Alpha for the comical float. Kappa aged tc attract the attention of the difficult to follow a PhD. when he nev.
ners will be trained in the traditions 129 W. Short St.
Lexiaictea. Ky.
Sigma won honorable mention in the multitude by rapping sharply and walks as it is when he talks.
Nuns Freddie Jouett, Katfferine
column
parade with "The Vulgar Boatmen." persistently on a table with
The' remainder of the party spent McGinnis. Bell Nelson. Catherine Redrule. With a dramatic gesture he an
nounced that supper awaited in Mr. thg morning climbing the face of Pine mon, Dolly Cox, Elizabeth Thompson- Desha's office. It did not wait long. mountain which rises about 1,300 feet Kathenne Hopkins, Elizabeth Wells,
It was a real Maxine Lewis, Jerry Billups, Jessie
LSome thirty hungry youngsters made above river level.
and
uany
a ileap iui at. uour. mu uuier n.:i climb enpugh the Alpine artists were Marie Clemments, Ruth Jane Lee,
DRS. J. T. & E. D. SLATON
xiic ai
uie j
to loaf and refresh them Martha
Bruce Loughridge, Alice
or forty being farther away found glad
Hours 8 a. m. to 5 p.m.
204 Guaranty Bank BWg.
Phone 36 IS
themselves away back in line when selves on the peak of the mountain Young, Mary Clynes, Marie Flora,
the hot dogs and cokes were passed before any rock study was done. Margaret Tracy, Rankin Harris.
Beggars Dorothea Cave, Mary
out. Paul Porter, of the regular staff. After the rocks had been studied and
McGinnis,
Martha Mitchell,
THAT HYDRATED
A
was afraid of mob violence if he ven- structure of the mountain worked out Ann
party took some snapshots and- Frank Brown, Wilhelmina Lampert,
J. A. VoaderHaar
ALL MAKES
W. C. Stag
tured to apply for food and Minihan the
brought him a sandwich and a bot- rejoined the others at camp, finding William Luesing, Richard Martin,
ORANGE
the descent of the ridge much easier Marcie Lampert, Edward risk.
tle.
than the ascent
iThree wise men Russell' Laughlin,
Supper over the spectators went
Made
Saturday morning when after much Alfred Andrews, Julian Webber.
home to bed and tfie majority of the difficulty the younger and sleepier
FOR SALE OR RENT
delegations went up to members of the party had leen
SPECIAL RENTAL RATES TO STUDENTS
see the printers put the paper to bed. dragged from theW bunks,,' the outfit hospitality
v
of the Creech family and
. POPCORN
FROZEN SUCKERS
having
The Kentucky journalists,
lett at 4 o clock lor Knoxville, Tenn. the courtesy of the personnel of the
seen this nursery act before, entered There they joined the party of junior Creech
mines, the Mascot zinc mines,
CANDIES
and
into a parley around the city desk. engineers on their southern trip. and
other mines and quarries visited,
Dealer: L. C. Smith & CeroBa Typewriters Inc.
Lucille Cook and Virginia Boyd lis- Together (hey visited
that morning It was most gratifying and most
TELEPHONE
WEST SHORT
tened attentively while Jimmy Mil the quarries in Knoxville, and the helpful.
riATTnni
1792
ler and Ted McDowell related choice zinc mines at' Mascot, Tenn., about
bits of office gossip, assisted by in- 2 miles from Knoxville. The after
University
Fliy
Ohio Wesleyan
terpolations by "Shag" Barnes and noon was spent going through the vers and American movies are dop
"Uncle Enoch."
mills where theinc is 'treated, after ular in Greece, says Dr. Floyd SpenSoon the rumble of the big press which the calvacade took to its cars cer", professor of Greek, who recently
MAIN NEAR LIME
announced that our work was ready again and hit the trail for Pineville, traveled in Greece and Asia Minor.
ALL
to be inspected. Gregory brought up
Sunday morning found them at Bobbed hair and short skirts are prac
an armload of papers and we looked Cumberland Gap for a study of the tically unknown.
'The College Catody Makers"
it over and decided it wasn't so bad. structure and stratigraphy of CumberRudyard Kipling, British poet and
After which we all tucked a bundle land mountain.
Plans for,
author, has consented to participate
of them under our arms and trundled
studies went overboard when in the Century Anniversary of McGill
off to bed.
unexpected complications in structure u niversiiy.
Once a Yar Enough
turned mvestiagtion in that direction
To be sure we had a grand time but The young1
got hotf on HEERMAN TRIO COMING
BE BOUGHT
I think the agreement was unanimpus the trail of two normal faults which
PHONES-L- ET
m
TO LEXINGTON MONDAY
once a year is enough. Certain complicate the section in the vicinity
that
MAY 2
MAY 23
persons with a distorted idea of what of the Gap.
However, they had to (CONTINUED FROM PAGE ONE)
is funny bombarded us with all sorts cease their work at noon and return
US
of fake news but we were not taken to camp preparatory to embarking
Trio in A Minor, Op. 50.
in so many times as last year. fof Lexington.
'
By
"To the Memory of a Great
Beecher. Adams, our star police reAt camp they found a most wel
artist.
porter, just laughed and laughed come surprise awaiting them in form
Pezzo elegiaco.
Company
Missouri
when someone phoned him to cpme out of a chicken dinner sent over by the
Tema con variagioni.
to the South Broadway police sta- Creech family. The walk had, if pos
Finale.
tion for a story 'cause he knew all the sible put an additional edge on their
II. Fritz Kreisler: "Miniatures."
time there wasn't any police station appetites and they upheld all Ken
Viennese March.
on South Broadway.
tucky traditions for fondness for
The Old Refrain.
To you fellows from Gentre,
fried chicken.
Syncopation.
Transylvania and Georgetown
Near the middle of the afternoon
III. Characteristic Dances:
who worked so well and bo willingly the party began its trek for Lexing
(a) Percy Grainger: Clog Dance
Gym
we state that we are glad to know you ton with the understanding "may the
(b) Sibelius: Valse Triste.
and hope you feel the same. L'envoi. best car win." Dr. McFarlan's car
(c) Cadman: Wolf Song (Indian
was evidently the best as he was first
War Dan;e).
University of Kansas A group of co- in town about 8 o'clock. Miller with
(d) Arbos: "Seguidillas Gitanas"
eds have voluntarily imposed penal- the rear guard rolled in about 11 o'
(Spanish Gypsy Dance).
ties on themselves for attending clock. The members of the party met
Tickets are S2.20 for this concert
dances later than allowed by univer- all classes heavy-eye- d
the following and can be secured from the College
150 N. BROADWAY'
sity rules. They will remain on the morning and knew nothing,
of Music.
campus for three consecutive
The men who made the trip desjre
Poultry Co.
Owned and Managed by
to express their appreciation of the ARTHUR
MORRIS WINS IN

Scientists predict that many years
.from now man's body will be very
small, while his head "will gradually
assume unheard of proportions. They
evidently forget or made an exception
of geologists and botanists. For geologists' and botanists' bodies could
iever decrease in size 'because of
lack of exercise nay, if bodily exercise be the criterion of proportion
they would tower over the paltry remainder of humanity like dinosaurs
over amoebas. And it is feared, perhaps justifiably, that their heads could
never attain that ponderous massivity
that is so necessary to intellectual de
velopment.
Only those ortunate few who made
the historical trip to Natural Bridge
last Saturday will grasp the full significance of that overpowering sentiment expressed in the first paragraph.
A few more details will perhaps enlighten the vast throng who "missed
the time of their lives."
My mental attitude before the trip
was one more of skepticism than of
joyousness, probably encouraged by
the unearthly hour at which we were
to' leave. My conception of G a.m.
was of a dismal, damp, foggy atmosphere, with milkmen running thither
and yon, and the street lights being
extinguished one by one. I had even
entertained fears about getting in the
depot at that hour suppose the station master hadn't gotten up, thought
I, how could I catch the train?
But imagine my joyous hilarity
when at 6 I perceived the sun glowing
in all its glory, and the streets as conMy skepticism
gested as at noon.
evaporated. I dashed to the station
like a brunette after peroxide, boarded the limited (limited to five miles an
hour), and spent the following three
hours in blissful, morphetic unconsciousness.
My temporary deprivation of
mental activity was uncere
moniously terminated by one of my
shouting some
dear
thing about food and gracefully tripping over one of my basal appendages
in her eagerness to obtain the afore
mentioned nutriment. The thought of
food was abhorrent to me. Nevertheless, I scampered merrily toward the
clubhouse (we had arrived at Natural
Bridge, you understand) and consumed about six sandwiches, each accompanied by a nice, warm coa-colThat plebeian thing, the appetite, being temporarily appeased, we" geologists waxed hot for the climb.
The rest of that memorable excur
fellow-travele- rs

sion is not for uninitiated eyes to be- Gilb, Blasingame and Rumbergcr will
hold. Be it sufficient to say that if be in the infield.
you are temperamental, unambitious,
The team that Centre will send
or in any way given to ennui; if you into the fray is not known at present.
cannot digest anything, if your men- However, Alexander may pitch with
tal facilities are not always alert, if Paintz receiving his slants. The Colyour beauty is only skin deep, confine onels have not had such a successful
your activities to the healthful shade season in baseball. For this reason,
of the campus, and let Natural Bridge they will undoubtedly make every ef
trips be indulged in only by those en- fort to down the Wildcats in the sea
ergetic few who compose geology and son s nnale. ihe traditional ioes
botany classes.
seem to have quite a bit of punch be
hind the bat, but if Wert is right,
PLAY, "TRUTH Kentucky will enter the game as a
STROLLER
ABOUT BLAYDS," PLEASES big favorite. However, every base- Ball game is a gamble, as so many
(CONTINUED FROM PAGE ONE) things can happen which upset the
team's morale as well as the dope- the one and only showing of "The bucket.
Truth About Blayds."
Coach Pat Devereaux has the team
The stage managers, so to speak, going at top-spenow, onid barring
"did thmeselves proud" and provided mishaps, the closing game should be
the very best stage settings that have marked down in the win column.
been known in the history of the

CLUB TO MEET

SISTER BEATRICE
IS BIG SUCCESS

GEOLOGY TRIP

Two

weeks

.

Pine-vill-

e,

sleet-cover-

editor-in-chie- f;

intra-mur-

fifty-eig-

'

4
3

5.

.

Bonni-field-

.

Su-K-

STILL

a.

DENTISTS

I

OUCH!

WHAT

I

EICK IN

JUICE
from fresh oranges

TYPEWRITERS

,

STANDARD Tx

.

FRESH-HOMEMAD-

E

street

Dandee Candy Shoppe

strati-graph-

is

urr. tuuni ttattow
nuuori

Used Books

ic

WILL

fault-chase-

4828

4824

i

and

SUPPLY

a representative of the
Store

Your Fraternity or Stoority Table
WITH

The Choicest Meats

CAMPUS BOOK STORE

Wes-leya-

Building

Broadway Meat Market
"Where Quality Counts"

THE LEXINGTON DRUG CO.

x

Moore-Disho-

n

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

"Let's Eat at The

TAVERN"

LOVE AND JOURNALISM

Just Think!
then visit

Such a popular phrase must mean
a lot.
AGENCY FOR HOLLINGSWORTH'S
UNUSUAL CANDIES

'In the Center of College Activities'

university in the fall of 1924. Her two
years here were filled with triumphs
many and varied. Taking an active
part in
activities she
served on The Kernel staff and re
ceived honorable mention in Stroller
Amateur night
as one of the leaders of the
leaders in the social life of the school
Miss Brown achieved
the greatest
honor possible for a coed when in
her sophomore year she was selected
by her
as the most
popular girl at the university. Miss
Brown did not return to school last
fall.
Mr. Morris, has assumed his new
duties on The Louisville Times. It
was stated that his marriage to Miss
Brown will take place in the early part
of the summer. .
Friends of the pew state editor
point to these two achievements and
predict a future of great brilliance
for the zealous journalist who was
able to find time in his rise to jour
nalistic prominence to play and win
in the game ot Hearts.

THE FIRST BIG STOP DOWN TOWN

extra-curricul-

try-out- s.

Always-recogniz- ed

Patronize those who deal with you.
We support the Students and the University.

Our merchandise and Service is unexcelled.

fellow-studen- ts

THE

LAIR

Always a good meal at

The Tavern

(CONTINUED FROM' PAGE ONE)

AND YOU WILL BE
PREPARED FOR THE
FINAL EXAMS

'

Sole Agents for

Miss Holladay's Candy
Main and Limestone

Phones 154

2SS1

PHOENIX HOTEL BLOCK

mmmmmmammmmm

n'iiilV'ilh

-

"nil

i mkmmmEmmm

*