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The Kentucky Kernel
Tlio Kentucky Kernel Is the official newspaper of the
students and nlumnl of the University of Kentucky.
Published every Friday throughout the college year
by the student body of the University.
MEMBER K. I. P. A.
Subscription One Dollar and Fifty Cents n Year Five
Gents the Copy. Entered at Lexington Postofflco as
second class mall matter.
Wlltlnm
Byron

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Managing Editor

Pumphroy

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Assistant

Mannging Editor

Associate Editors:
Wilbur G. Fryc
Loida Keyes
.Inincs Porter
Virginia Urosheor
0. K. Marncs
needier Adams
Nows Editor

Tom nilcy
Assistant
Jessie Sun

News Editors:

Margaret Cundiff

REPORTERS
Boom Uilleler
Emily Hnrdin
AHnn Murphy
Catherine Phelps E. M. Teniplin
Itobort Sharon
Sadie Ann Paritz
Bernicc Bylnnd
Clifford Amyx
.Tnck Robey
Henrietta Sherwood
Wilmn Powell
Morton Walker
Harriet Robertson Nell Clarke
Lois Purcell
Betty Huelctt
BilHe Alsonc
Jim Boucher
fane Calcutt
SPECIAL WRITERS
Martin Glenn
Sara Elvove
Scott Keyes
Jess Laughlin
SOCIETY EDITOR
Ellen Mlnlhan .
ASSISTANTS
Lillian Combs
Kathryn Friend
Margaret Tracy
BUSINESS MANAGER
James Shropshire
University 74
Phone 6800
ASST. BUS. MANAGER
Carlos Jagoe
ASSISTANT
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Mary Brown

MECHANICAL
FOREMAN
W. D. Grote

ASSISTANT
A. L. Pigman

SPORTS EDITOR
Wayman Thomasson
ASSISTANT
Laurence Shropshire
WRITERS
Lawrence Crump
Bill Reop
Hayes Owens
James Somes
Thomas Rose
Vernon Rooks
ADVERTISING

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ADVERTISING STAFF
George Hillen
Rufus Wilson
DamU Veach
Derond Deweese
Charles Duncan
CIRCULATION MGR.
Al Welling
ASSISTANT
Garrette White

WHY NOT HAVE A DAILY?
Along about Christmas time The Kernel will move
into its now quarters at McVey hall. With its installation into these minrters n number of improvements
will be ninde In The Kernel plant.
Among other things, we will then possess a new
four-pag- e
printing press and two linotype machines.
This machinery was not bought simply that The Kernel
paper with
might issue its present
greater ease. As financial supporters of "Letters," the
University literary magazine, The Kernel added those
improvements to its plant that it might print this magazine on the campus, thus saving a great deal of trouble
for the editorial staff nnd at the name time cut down
printing expenses of the publication.
Lately there has been prevalent among members of
The Kernel staff the belief that with these new improvements there is open to us the opportunity to change The
Kernel from one of the best college weeklies in the
United States to one of the best college dailies in the
Those In favor of this change have
United States.
pointed out that the great strides being made by tho
University each year warrants this change nnd that
moreover the present weekly paper is far from adequate in furnishing news of all the departments of tho
University, and thnt Tho Kernel cannot meet as It
should, the increasing demnnds being made upon it by
tho student body, to whose service The Kernel is especially dedicated.
It has further been pointed out, perhaps maliciously,
that much of the news contained in The Kernel is "dead"
by the time it reaches the students Friday morning,
nnd that with a daily paper this could be remedied.
We admit the justice of all of these arguments.
There are, however, other matters to be considered. In
the first place The Kernel would need a greater spirit
of cooperation than is at present evidenced by students
and faculty members. In other words, If it is your desire for The Kernel to be first with the news then you
must give the nows first to The Kernel and not to one
of the city papers. Further, we must have the hearty
support of Lexington merchants in order to make the
project a real success. The Kernel will need in par
ticular the wholehearted support of the department of
journalism if we nre to increase our organization as it
must bo increased for the task of giving to the University n paper every day.
The Kernel is confident thnt it could undertake this
step with success should it have the cooperation outlined. We do not, however, want to make the mistake
of being too hasty. We would like, above all, just at
this time, an expression of opinion from each and
every person connected with the University.
Members of The Kernel staff are ready on their
part to make this change, but we must first be convinced thnt it is your desire that we do so and that we
will receive from each individual connected with this
instituton the cooperaton necessary for The Kernel to
take its rightful place among college publications of
tho United States.

LITERARY SECTION
(MELVINA HEAVENRIDGE,

ABOUT GUARDS
An unfortunate occurrence happened at the football
came with V. M. I. last Saturday. One of the guards
employed by the University to keep out the crowd that
is always on hand trying to "slip in," became incensed
nt a young boy who was trying to see the game free,
and struck him on the head with a stick. The boy, according to eye witnesses, had done nothing to warrant
such an attack.

THE SONG
Just ere the cloak of night
Was drawn about the world
And after the sun had sunk to rest,
In solitude
I sat beneath a pine
And listened to a song that
,
Time after time,
I've heard
When this strange mood
I know not what it is
Comes o'er me.

The guard was taken to the police station where he
was arraigned for trial at a late hour. The boy was
removed to the Good Samaritan hospital where his
wound was treated.
The Kernel feels that such an act is detrimental to
Surely, the youth
tho best interests of the University.
was interested in the University football team and perhaps did not have the price of a ticket, but just the
same, wanted to see the Wildcats battle with V. M. I.

A mood in which the mind slumbers

But the soul awakens
And each note that nature, and
An invisible spirit sends into the world
Is heard,
Yet not is heard,
A strange, strange song
That I have heard before
A very puzzling song
The mind would solve.

Young boys nre going to "slip in" as long as they
remain boys. Every real American boy has "slipped
Of course, we
in" to some sort of an entertainment.
admit that it is not at all possible to permit every ambitious youth to get something free which others have
paid to see. Nevertheless, reasonable forbearance should
be displayed by guards and if those now employed cannot
perform their duties without injuring small boys, we
advise either higher fences or better tempered guards.

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And yet, when the mind grew insistent
And demanded of the soul
To give to it
Its secret
The song ceased,
Those strings within the heart
No echo gave
Of what lcforc
They throbbed with.
And now tho mind is puzzled
With this mystery
And vexed with the soul
That knew the meaning
Of a beautiful
song.

TEAMWORK

A great American principle was founded when Patrick Henry said, "We must nil hang together, or we'll
hang separately." Since that statement electrified our
ancestors, tenmwork has been more and more the watchword of endeavor. It is of the latter that The Kernel
now takes cognizance.

In the University there is to be found a multiplicity
of teams, athletic and otherwise. The members of these
teams work together for a common purpose, perhaps
not so much for victory as for competitive spirit and
cooperation.
It is n commendable attitude, and one
which promotes the best ideas of fair play and sportsmanship.
The Kernel believes this one of the major
aims of college, and that, instead of being overdone, it
should be stressed as far as possible, without, of rourse,
interfering with scholastic achievements.
One of tho teams is the football team. It is now
Hearing the end of the season. Students ought not lose
interest in the other teams now in existence and those
soon to be organized on account of that fact. Basketball Is coming, as well as baseball, track and various
other games. They, perhaps, are not as colorful and
exciting as our major sport, but their ideals are the
same. And they are deserving of praise on that account.
The Kernel thinks this an opportune time to extend
of the service which has
been rendered to the University by the athletes who are
dosing gridiron careers in the annual Turkey game
You have been faithwith Tennessee next Thursday.
ful to your Alma Mater. You have given the best you
have, and that is all that any Institution asks. Students and faculty, alike, are grateful, not for the money
your efforts have brought here, but for your exploitation of team work.

best wishes and appreciation

When you have seen your suits laid away in moth
balls, and when the referee's whistle has blown for the
last time, do not feol regretful. Rather, remember the
past as you would another class, a sort of exalted class
by special appointment with the most noted professor
of this institution, Professor Teamwork.

Editor)

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BYRON H. PUMPHREY.

TO A PRECEPTOR

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the fact that all the offices, classrooms and even laboratories are housed in one building.
There are fit
class-roomthe administration offices, the college of liberal arts and reMASSACHUSETTS
INSTITUTE
ligion, the library, science hall, laboOF TECHNOLOGY (0. C. N. A.)
Weather forecasting for aviation Is ratories, domestic science and arts,
included in nn advanced course in me- nnd n botanical conservatory which
teorology by the Massachusetts Insti- consists of n herbarium and greenhouse. The building is of Gothic
tute of technology.
structure and five other buildings of
Tho course, believed by the Institute
type nre being planned to
to bo the first of its kind In the coun- the same
carry out uniformity on the campus.
try, will be given by Dr.
The foundations arc from twelve to
Arvid Rossby, n native of Sweden and twenty
feet thick and the walls are
recently chairman of tho committee
thick.
on aeronautical meteorology of the throe feet
Daniel Guggenheim fund for promotion of neronnutics.

Music, Stage- and Screen

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(By Thomas L. Itlley)
To those of us who arc tired of
listening to jazz "fiddlers" n rare op
portunity will present itself Tuesdny
night at the Woodland 'auditorium
when Francis Mncmillon will give his
violin recital. Of this artist the New
York Evening Sun said: "Mncmlllcn's
playing is an excellent example of
well grounded musical equipment intellectually handled." To add to this
would be Bupcrflous.
Out of the motion picture outlook
for tho week beginning Sunday we
have the Intest John Gilbert-Gret- a
Gnrbo Wrestling match, another all
talking picture, a new stock company
and a production starring Phyllis Haver, one of our particular favorites.
If wc were asked to recommend our
choice of the attractions on the local
Rialto wc would be In a quandary because in this situation the individual
movie fan's opinions will have to be
considered.
The Ben AH Program
Sunay marks the opening of a new
stage show at the Ben. The Raynor
Lchr Musical Comedy company of 40
people will give its Lexington premiere nt that time nnd of course wc
will be there as we nre particularly
nnxious to sec Mr. Lehr who is quite
For
noted as a versatile performer.
the motion picture part of the bill,
"Sal of Singapore," starring Phyllis
Haver, will be offered. When we saw
"Chicago," this young lady's first big
picture, we felt that we would get
some mighty .good work from her.
We did in "The Battle of the Sexes"
und now we have another. "Sal of
Singapore," from the title, should provide Miss Haver with an excellent
characterization. The story, of course,
concerns a woman of the underworld.
Alan Hale and Fred Kohler support
the star.
"On Trial" at the Kentucky Sunday
Several attempts have been made
to make a court room scene so that
the audience in the movie can hear the
dirty things the prosecution says to
Now, in "On Trial,"
the defendant.
which opens at the Kentucky Sunday,
we have another one of those delightful all talking horrors in which not
only do we hear the court proceedings
but also all the story in spoken lines,
likely harsh and unnatural in sound,
throughout the picture. It seems that
Warner Brothers, producers of this

Students Select
Science Building
As Leisure Mecca
(By Jess Laughlin)
Now that everyone has a "trench-coat- "
we are just sort of waiting
around for something new under the
sun. Of course the "boys" would go
and give our "Old Standby" free publicity. Well, boys will be boysl
Who the wretch could have been we
cannot say, but someone seems to
have started a movement to entice the
bored and the weary from their usual
haunt in front of the Administration
steps to that shining example of the
cemeters' art in front of the Science
building. The congestion here threatens to make the grass in the immediate vicinity look like that in the stadium after a game, only one could not
expect to see it so artistically done.
n
Several
fraternities on
the campus have been aroused from
their legarthic states of mind and
have proceeded to emulate B. Napol
con in his palmier days. The most
noteworthy of their coup d'etats were
efforts, on the parts of a rather large
one, to get enough men in on the participation trophy. The other strategic
move was the challenge just recently
n
group
issued by a certain
of vocal artists who seem to want it
known thnt they can sing, and, if nec
essary, want something tangible (like
a loving cup, f'iustancc) to prove that
they as well as Jcntza are entitled
to compete in the tests now being
conducted to tell poor tobacco from
worse (tobacco).
That reminds us that last year an
n
fraternity challeng
other
ed any and all fraternity rifle teams
to a shooting match. If this keeps on
we may all become national and international champions of one thing or
another (of course, providing nobody
accepts our challenges).

Campuses

Vitnphon
affair, tried to assemble
some actors whose fame had dimmed
but were still slightly known to the
box office. Thus we see Pauline Fred-cricBert Lylcll and Lois Wilson in
the fentured roles. If you like "all
talkies" you will sec this one. If you
do not, let us know nnd we will join
you in n pleasant game of tiddly
winks.
Gllbert-Garbo
Picture nt Strand
Sunday
unco more ardent fans will sec
John Gilbert nnd Greta Gnrbo togcth
jr. In "A Woman of Affairs" they
in a very aggrccablc
ire
type of film romance.
One feature
BUTLER UNIVERSITY (0. C. N.
.hat this picture has over its prede A.) The dominating fenture of tho
:cssors is that an unusually good sup new campus of Butler university is
porting cast is supplied, composed of
Lewis Stone, one of the screen s most
:apable nctors, John Mack Brown,
Douglas Fairbanks Jr., Hobart Bos
worth and Dorothy Sebastian.
Clarence Brown, snid to be the highest
salaried director in motion pictures,
Jirected "A Womnn of Affairs" for
from the story
by Michncl Arlen. Miss Gnrbo has
STARTS SUNDAY
discarded her usual type of "slinking"
roles and is cast as a young member
of English society. To director Brown
i large amount of praise is duo, not
only for this production but for his
"Flesh and tho Devil," "The Goose
Woman," and more recently "Tho
Trail of '98." Even if you cannot
)oar the love scenes from which Miss
Sitrbo and Mr. Gilbert derived their
amo wc think that "A Womnn of
ffairs" should prove to be good en
tertainment.
The picture opens at
MUSICAL COMEDY
:lic Strand Sunday.
"Out of the Ruins' at 'Kentucky
COMPANY
Sunday
Richard Barthelness has made so
nany pictures that his work has al
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most been classified.
However, in
'Out of the Ruins" from the novel by
On the Stage
sir Philip Gibbs, he gives quite
different characterization
than has
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been his lot before. As a dashing
'blue devil" in the French army dur-n- g
the World War he is seen in
A tremendous flash of color,
l somewhat different role than ever
before. "Out of the Ruins" opened
it the Kentucky yesterday for a three pretty girls, life and music.
Jay run. We rather liked the picture.
The plot Is just the least bit too fantastic for the average person to digest
but the acting of Mr. Barthelmess and
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;han compensate for that.
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"A Woman
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Members

Members of Sigma Delta Chi, international professional journalism fraternity and Alpha Delta Sigma, pro
fessional advertising fraternity, meet
ing jointly Thursday night, had not
decided when The Kernel's report
closed whether or not It would be advisable to promote a University comic
magazine.
Though convinced that the University was badly in need of such a publication the fraternities were seriously
considering whether the student body
would support the project. The more
conservative of the group pointed out
that the response so far had not been
overly enthusiastic, while the progressive element argued that the issue has
not been played up strongly enough to
the students. These members believe
that once it is decided to go ahead
with the magazine little difficulty will
be encountered in getting

cannot understand your prudent ways:
You oat three modest meals a day,
Enough, but not too much you say;
You read a chapter from the Holy Lays,
Rlso promptly, shave, and scan The Morning Post,
Attend your business, pay your bills;
You visit friends, console their Ills,
Plant tulip bulbs, and play the gracious host.

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