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TO SCORELESS TIE

(fly MARTIN It. GLENN)

Listen, friends nml Democrats, Rot
your enr trumpets nnd tunf in". I'm
putting out the information. This innocent nrticlc is supposed to bo n tenr
tormcnter and a champion Rloom pal-lopnnd not a space reserved for
(tcsndal mongers.
So when the organization witli which you are affiliated is the subject of n few "wiso
cracks" just bear in mind that the remarks are not accentuated with malice. The writer, therefore, requests
that sororities retain their "social
boycots" and fraternities control their
for it's a mean old
loft "upper-cuts- "
dog that won't scratch its mammy's
fleas.

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consumed. Many lives have been
nnd many big
wrecked by alcohol
boats have been ruined by water.

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line ns the quarter ends. The Vols
have been relentless and this is the
greatest threat of nil ns n desperate
bnnd of champions concentrate everything on one finnl drive. Hnckmnn
cocs three yards through right tackle.
McEvcr pounds right guard for two
yards, and six yards rcmnin between
Kentucky nnd oblivion. Captain Decs,
the most tragic figure on the field,
who had to be removed from tho game
early in the second quarter, never
again to fight for Kentucky, is praying as great tears suffuse his grimy
checks. Al Portwood, another veteran
whose injury kept him from playing
his last game for Kentucky, is steam.
Silently, two long expressions convey
to another heroic 'Cat who finished his
career Thursdoy, all the agony of the
author's inability to act. Elmer Gilb
ns
braces himself in desperation
ITiickman tries a pass to McEvcr. It
is caught, McEver is sliding over the
goal lino, but the referee is beckoning.
Something is wrongl McEvcr stepped
out of bounds and Kentucky Is saved.
The Vols never threatened again and
the game ended with the ball in Kentucky's possession on her own
line.
Gilb Threatens to Score
In the fourth quarter Elmer Gilb,
playing the most glorious game of his
career, gave his last full measure of
devotion to Kentucky by driving 55
yards on concerted rushes down the
line from his
field to the Vols'
own 5 yard line. Kentucky had Tennessee on the run nnd it looked like
the 'Cats would do the impossible and
upset one of the south's undefeated
There the gallant Gilb
champions.
erred, with a first down and 10 yards
to go he cnlled a forward pass from
Covington and the Flash was thrown
for a 15 yard loss. The game was
over. Traditional rivals had fought
gloriously through their 21th game
since 1893. It was the fifth scoreless
tie over all those years, during which
Kentucky has won 10 games and Tennessee 9.
Covington's fine punting and returning of punts, Gilb's masterful
play, Spicer's great defensive game,
and the all round playing of the entire line, which boasted three new
members, Williams, Rose and Walters,
defented Tenessec as far as Kentucky is concerned, although it was
only a tie. Give Gamage and "Shiv"
their share of credit.
Pos. Tennessee (0)
Kentucky (0)
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jped back to kick tho extra point. It!
meant fame for him, glory for his
sali school and a raise in the coach's
ary. He stepped back, barked out the
signal
the stands rose, a howling,
shrieking, twisting monster.
Dimes
and dollars flew through the air as
thousands of spectators waved their
Did
hats and beckoned frantically.
the gallant quarterback make the exD d if I know; I was
tra point?
fighting for an Eskimo pie.
Her lips quivered as they approach-- d
mine. My whole frame trembled
is I looked into her eyes. Her body
shook with intensity as our lips met,
and I could feel my chest heaving, my
chin vibrating and my body shuddering as I held her.
Moral Never kiss them in a Chevrolet with the motor running.

J. D. MORRIS

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paid no heed to the utterances of the
most high. But on the eve when, tired
with rejoicing and much whoopie, he
made his way to his abode, the voice
of the master spake again, trying,
"Verily, verily, I say unto you, jto- phet Glanz, unless ye obey my com
mands and set out with all haste to
the workshop, ye shall be set upon
with plagues and sore boils, the smallest of which shall be the Bize of a ripe
tomato." Saying thus, he snapped the
receiver down on the hook, whereupon the prophet Glanz was sore bestead, and made all haste to obey the
commands of the master, not wishing
to bo visited with sore boils the size
of a ripe tomato.
Tnitlllod with a new snirit. a new
resneet for the commands of the most
high, and btill further scared by the
idea of possessing sore boils the size
of a ripe tomato, the prophet worked
late into the eventide.
Renorters scurried to their posts,
editors heaved great sighs of despair,
all looked hopeless, but at last wnen
the sun announced the advent of a
new day the prophet Glanz was at
peace, for the Kernel naa gone to
Vow when he made his way
slowly toward the house of the Greeks
once more, the prophet breathed again
the breath of life, nsaured of the fact
that th nmiik-- would be at the win
dow awaiting his coming with anxious
heart. So thinking, he knocked thrice
upon the portals and entered with
great gusto.
"Suffer tho little children to come
untn me for I am the original big
town sheik. Where the devil is Mag
gie?" the prophet spake with a loud
voice, but to his dismay, sue was no- nvhero to be found.
Now Marv. the daughter of Laz
arus, having a kind face and a warm
heart, entered and said unto him,
"Yea, most worthy prophet, thy
bad been noticed only a few
minutes, when a stranger drove up in
a chariot gleaming with rust. Now
Maggie, loving chariots, refused to
wait longer for the absent one, so she
sighed lowly, "Whoopie," and siowiy
flew out of the door and into the chariot.
Now the prophet Glanz was overcome with grief and straightway
sooned away. When he was revived
with spirits, he uttered a curse on the
whole household and made his way to
tho old homestead swearing to pay oft"
the mortgage before tho elder foreclosed aiid forced his mother out into
the cold.
"Tis ever thus with life. It shall be
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BSld umo you wim uu wiw
hardest, who labors the longest for
his fellowmen get "promoted" before
many moons, and he who works as
even the lowest ox me animais mo
snake in the grass, gets the lemon
pie.

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ROCKNE CONDEMNS
BETTING ON
GAMES
By Joe Godfrey, Jr.
(Sports Editor, College Humor)
"Every year we read articles about
what a terrible thing football is; how
it swallows up thousands of boys,"
says Knute Rockne of Notre Dame in
his article, "Football is run," in the
December College Humor. "But these
stories are written by people who
have never played football. Football
is a lot of fun, but you have to have
the proper point of view to appreciate
it. The people who take it too se
riously ara alumni and townspeople
who bet. Regarding them I have no
brief whatsoever.
"I remember one year when we
played Indiana the score was 10 to 0
in favor of Indiana through the third
quarter. In the last quarter Notre
Dame pulled a great comeback. As a
result, Notre Dame, won 13 to 10. I
whistled gayly and allowed the managers an extra dollar for dinner.
That's how good I felt. But lo, I
and alumni
found our townspeople
who bet on the game and they had
all bet we'd win by 27 points were
as sore as a boiled owl at me. No one
has any objection to friendly wagers
made just in fun, but the big money
wager is the chap that I have in mind.
Big money gamblers will ruin college
football if they are not stopped. I
have a thick hide for this species of
poor sport and the only regret I have
is that they didn t lose more. The
man who bets not only gets no fun
out of it, but is a hindrance to the
game as a clean sport and he is lack
ing in a sense of humor, for every
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the coach fired.
"In fact, the biggest blot on th
game is the alumni without a sense of
humor and the fellow who insists on
betting big money. Eliminate both
of these mutants and everybody connected with football will have a lot
more fun."

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Tako for instance the
Chls, who havo long retained
tho proud distinction of having "the
most fashlonnblo drinking club on the
campus." A few weeks ago the Maxwell street lads learned that the Eighteenth Amendment had been ratified
by tho required number of states and
the chnptcr is now making huge expenditures In removing bars, kegs,
brass rails and risque portraits from
the their chapter house. The Alpha Gams
The brawl that was tossed at
Phoenix hotel Saturday night was n are now able to retain their porch
"howling" success. It was n success furniture nnd women and children
because practically all of the toddling may pass tho portals of the Delta Chi
co-ewere present, nnd it was "howl- house In absolute safety.
ing" because of the great quantity of
"joy soup" nnd "whoopee" thnt were
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M. I. game last Sattho Kentucky-V- .
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