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urc of earning a living. For 33 10- years he has thought that the pleasLee
ure was mine. He was mistaken.
2. To my daughter, I leave $100,-00- 0. O- She will need it. The only
ffnnri nlnro nf hiilnra Imr hiie!imr!
ever did was to marry her,
3. To my valet, I leave the clothes
that he has been stealing from me
regularly for the past ten years.
Also my fur coat that he wore last l
winter while I was In Palm Beach. I
4. To my chauffeur, I leave my
(BY MARTIN B. GLENN)
d cars. He almost ruined them while
I was living and I want him to have
the satisfaction of finishing the Job.
Comparatively few original Ideas tonight by such a colorful spectacle
To my partner, I leave the
are ever invented by the student of court splendor that is expected suggestion that he take some other
body of this institution. Instead of to cause Louis XIV to do a somer- clever man In with him at once if
exerting initiative and originality by sault in his 1715 model "wooden he expects to do any business.
"starting" things we arc content to overcoat." The entire student body
passively await the time when we 'will pay homage and fealty to a
The bell rang. Slowly he rose to
can indorse and approve the Ideas pretty "Queen" who will be "crown his feet and shook his clinched fist
that have been promulgated and de- - ; cd" ere the moon passeth. Just at the smiling blue sky. The sun
velooed on other campuses. How who will officiate at the coronation shone brightly and the birds sang
ever, the modern epoch of radio has not been made public, but it is blithely. For all the rest of the
and television enables us to acquire definitely certain that loyal sub- world there was laughter, happiness
information of the events jects will emanate from the four and pleasure, but not for him. Th
of the entire college world. Be- corners of her kingdom with the world lay as a broken toy at his
fond hopes and expectations that feet. His thoughts
cause of this revision of communiwere heavy
cation it took Kentucky only about Her Highness will descend from her laden. All was dismal. There was
a quarter of a century to learn that lofty throne and dip her royal socks no Justice. For the first time this
in almost all large colleges and uni- in their coffee which is an ancient semester he had come to class preversities there Is an annual event Bulgarian custom.
pared and the professor had "cut."
which functions under the nomen
of the "Junior Prom."
Most of us can remember when a
The following is an excerpt from
As a result of this bit of informathe will of a rich Jeweler which girl's dress cost a whole lot less and
covered a whole lot more.
tion that has trickled Into the Blue has recently been probated In New
Grass State, the first Junior Prom York state:
1. To my son, I leave the pleas- I have been learning magic by
of the University will be initiated
correspondence. After the third
lesson I turned my Chevrolet into University Delegates From
a lamp-pos- t.
Ten Southern States to
Hall, Hotel and Main Building
Will Be Wednesday
ISnllot Hoxes Will He
Open on Campus From
!) lo I o'clock
Y. W. C. A. Election
The University Y. W, C. A. will
hold Its annual election Wednesday,
April 10. Three boxe3 will be placed
on the campus from 9 to 4 o'clock
at McVey hall, the Administration
and the Boyd hall office,
results, according to the usual
will be announced at the
woman's annual banquet Thursday,
The nominating committee, which
is composed of the members of the
cabinet who are seniors, have pre- -
Let me live in the roadhouse by
the side of the road and be a friend
to the chorus girls.
The foot neatness produced
ioning will strike the right
chord with you. No gap
ping at the ankle, no slip- - ((
ping at the heel . . . .
Dr. James Kendall
Is Heard by Local
Or. James Kendall, professor of
Physical Chemistry of the University of Edinburgh, Scotland, spoke
to the American Chemical Society
at 4 p. m., Tuesday, April 2, in the
Organic Chemistry room of Kastle
Hall. His subject was "The Abuse of
Professor Kendall is a native of
Surrey, England. He came to the
United States in 1913 and now makes
his home in New York City. He
received his B. S., M. A., and D. S.
degrees from Edinburgh University,
and also attended the Nobel Insti- Jtute, the Stockholm Technical In
stitute and the University of Petro-gra- d.
Since then he has been connected with Stanford University,
University of California, Columthe
bia University, and Washington
Square College, a part of New York
A dinner was given in Dr. Kendall's honor, and he went from here
to Cincinnati. He will complete his
tour at Charleston. W. Va.
Graves, Cox & Co.
"Was the burning
"Quick as a flash!"
carry every cure for the
Scotland's new national anthem
"The Best Things in Life are Free."
ferent states report that they will
have unusually large delegations.
The conference is a definite part
of the year s program of every local
student Y. M. C. A. There the administration of the retiring student
officers closes with an account of its
achievements. Then also the new
administration of the elected officers
begins with the training of the new
student leaders and the laying of
definite plans for the coming year.
Meeting Ave hundred of the
MISS HOLLADAY'S CANDIES
choicest students from colleges of
CAMP IS LOCATED IN
ten Southern states, getting personMOUNTAINOUS REGION ally acquainted with some of the
world's greatest thinkers and speakWill Get Acquainted ers and representative denominaStudents
tional leaders, and together with
With Some of World's
this company working and playing
and thinking for ten days is an experience that will leave a lasting
The Southern Students Confer- - Impression on the life of students
PRESCRIPTIONS FILLED BY EXPERTS
ence of the Y. M. C. A. will be held who attend.
at Blue Rridge, North Carolina, ,
from June 14 to 24, with the Blue PROFESSOR WEBB TO LECTURE
Ridge Association as hosts, accord- The monthly meeting of the
Ing to a recent announcement from
Society will be held In the
the local Y. M. C. A. officers. To ,
Science building Thursday night,
this conference will come represenApril 11, at 7:30 o'clock. Professor
tatives of every type of college in
"First Big Stop Downtown"
the Region, including State colleges, ' Webb, head of the department of
technical schools, medical, dental, physics, will speak on Kentucky
law, theological, and other profesaiiniiiiiiiicaiiiiiiiiitiicaimiiiiiiiicaiiiiiiiiiiiicaiiiiiiiiiiiicsiiiiiiiiiuiraitiiiiiiiiiicaiiiiiiiiniiciT
sional and denominational schools,
Independent colleges and universities. The conference draws dele- -'
gates from ten Southern states, in- eluding on the north Virginia and
Kentucky, and on the west runs to
the Mississippi river, but includes
Until 1911 the conferences were
held in a number of places In or
near the mountains of North Carolina and Tennessee. In 1912 the
Blue Ridge Association opened its
doors and was dedicatee1 to its career of service to the South, by the
conferences of the college Y. W. C.
A. and Y. M. C. A. Since that year
this spot has become a sort of shrine
for the students of the South.
If present interest is an indication
of the number of delegates who will
be at Blue Ridge this summer, it is
fair to predict that at least 100
schools and colleges will be repre
ROY CARRUTHERS, President
T. P. CAGWIN, Manager
sented. Several colleges from dlf- -
President: Alice Spauldlng, Bernlco
nvlanrl. iMrnlnw TTIIoaliof U U.K.
se'ey. Christine Bl'akcmnn; trcasur-c- r:
Elizabeth Cramer, Evelyn Cool- ey; finance chairman: Annette New-li- n,
Uosana Ruttencutter, Eleanor
The new cabinet, together with
this year's cabinet, will hold a camp
training conference at Camn Dan
lei Boone, May 10, 11, and 12, with
the Installation of new oillcers the
The retiring ofllcers arc:
dent, Margaret Oooch; vice presl-Th- e
dent, Elsie Bureau; secretary,
lyn Cooley; treasurer, Dora Mae
Duncan, and finance chairman, Oar-Apr- il
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