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THE KENTUCKY KERNEL
The next general assembly should concert was given by the Glee Club
they were entertained at a lovely dinner which was served by the girls of
the high school. After the program
the club was entertained with a dance
given at the opera house.

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the vision which his transformed th
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old Tar Heel State, and who will no
Coltefe year by the atudent body of
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Reverend Ragland, pastor of the I
want the lights that brightly shine,
First Hantist Church, addressed the I
want the men, I want the wine,
Tuesday morning in
Freshman class
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fun without the price,
chapel on "How to get the most on I want the
want to be naughty and still be nice
of a University Course."
I want the thrills of a
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want the things that nice girls miss
t!als for a person who wished to obtain
I want the arms and heart of a man,
iny good from a University training; And still stay single if I can.
First, a student must come to college
What I want is some good advice,
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On how to be naughty and still be nice
many come with other reasons, yet
ill expect to be made into perfect spec
Answer to the Flapper.
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mine.
who had a purpose in his life was sue
cossiul whereas Samson came to a You can't have the feel of a passion
ate kiss,
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to take time to accomplish anything. Without some forfeit and a risk.
Get below the superficial things of Arms? Yes, those you can have every
day.
life to the real thing and in order to do
Hearts? No, you see men don't love
this one must take time. A third essenthat way.
tial is take the right road of service
in the place of working for one's self. Arc you really looking for good ad
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don't try to be nice.
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(From Editorial Columns or Lexington Leader.)
It is enough to arouse something of
chagrin, and, we hope, something of a discussion ot wnat tne registrar
of Women,"
emulation, in the breasts of Kentuck-ian- s Can do to Assist the Dean
Uni
MILLER SCHOOL
to read that the Michigan legis- by Miss Frances Jewell, of the
versity of Kentucky; and a discussion
lature has appropriated fifteen million
dollars for the use of the University of educational measurements by H. L.
OF BUSINESS
ef Michigan, the most important insti- Donovan, dean of the Eastern State
School. An informal conferNormal
tution of its character in the commonPHONE 982
wealth, not excepting the Ford Motor ence was held during the latter part
of the morning session.
Company. Furthermore, the UniverTHE SCHOOL OF BETafternoon, a school of
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sity of Illinois has asked for, and
TER BUSINESS
seems certain to receive, ten million methods for colleges and university
TRAINING.
dollars, an increase of about two mil- registrars, the first of its kind in the
United States, was opened. This
lion.
Various states all over the South school will continue for ten days,
13. A four hour seshave been rapidly increasing their ap- closing on April
sion will be held each day, two hours
propriations for university purposes
as the vital importance of higher ed- in the morning and two in the afterucation has dawned upon their peo- noon.
One hour will be taken up with a
ple, and many of them have far outWe have purchased 122,000 pair U
discussion of statistical method as S. Army Munson
stripped Kentucky in this regard.
last shoes, sizes 5
it relates to the work of the registrar,
North Carolina is one of the most noto 12 which was the entire surplus
given by Dr. Wiest.
table examples in America of the value
stock of one of the largest U. S. Gov
Registrars of universities, standard ernment shoe
of education in dollars and cents, and
contractors.
colleges in Kentucky.
This shoe is guaranteed one hundred
the profound influence which institu and junior
and per cent solid leather, color dark
Tennessee, Missouri, Maryland
tions of learning have upon the ex r . r i!
tan
3re
pansion of industry and the increase 30Uia
bellows tongue, dirt and waterproof
was initiated by The
m tnis scno0'' which
of wealth
actual value of this shoe is $5.00
Certain great leaders of thought in Professor Gilhs, and has caused wide Owing to this tremendous buy we c:
that state by persistent efforts in the comment in educational circles. No offer same to the public at $2.95.
direction of universal literacy and the course of instruction has heretofore
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lifted the commoawealth out of pov women for w
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The University of Kentucky is tl
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yet it functions in such a way as
vastly increase the wealth of the
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commonwealth materially. Education, MS
if it means anything, means high ..at.
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efficiency. The young men and wome IE,m. social and public functions
who are prepared for a lifework
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No investment which Kentuckians '
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values than money appropriated
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eration. Ten thousand university grad-- , ing Fnday!Wnr2j, to give their de- uates scattered over the length and lightful program under the auspices of
breadth of the state would mean the high school.
The concert given by the Glee Club
more, measured by the standard of
true progress, than the development in the high school auditorium was
of as many miles of good roads or well attended and was a huge success
f ont every po'nt of view before the
new ra'.lway lines.

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