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LECTURES PLANNED BY
girls boarding in town, the last two
groups making the same average.
"The reason for the better scholastic standing of students who live in
houses that arc under university su
pervision," according to Miss Frances
Jewell, dean of women, 'is that these
girls as a whole Have fewer diversions
and more regular hours for study than
girls living on the outside."
The second scries of addresses by
prominent business and advertising
men of Lexington was given before
the luncheon meeting of the Alpha
Delta Sigma, journalistic fraternity,
in the faculty dining room Thursday
at noon. J. Scrman Porter, editor of
the Burley Tobacco Grower, official
organ of the Burley Tobacco Growers'
Association, was the
The first of the series of talks was
made by Willis T. Stewart, of the
Stevvart-CassMotor Companyj The
remainder of the program is as follows:
J. Sherman Porter, on Publicity for
the Country Press, April 5. George
Ogilvie, on the March Store Advertising Campaign. April 25; Tom B.
Tanner, on Selling Space in Lexington Herald, May 2; W. A. Beatty, on
Advertising Media and Their Comparative Values, May 9; Frank B.
Jones, on Selling the Blue Grass,
May 16; Frank C. Dunn, on Selling
the Chamber of Commerce, date to be
of a better oxford, in a fine, tailor-lik- e
The collar is the work of the expert Arrow Collar
makers. The cuffs have buttons
or are the French link model
Dry Cleaning, Pressing
shay; he sold off
Rocks that would
not sing or lay. "My lad, you'll not
be old and bent from hoeing corn like
me; but be the nation's president and
full of wisdom be."
quit courting Sallie Snout, for the
Circle down I
Ay, tear the
sake of education; he caught the
noonday local out, stocked up with
It never bled for thee;
aspiration. The neighbors shook their
It never held the Centre Line,
knowing pates and offered hunks of
Hot downed an enemy.
':a!e that larnin'
soon would take
.oung Jake into the count' jail. Now
It never raced across the field
"Where thousands came to gaze,
Farmer Brown had not the knack of
;Nor bluffed to hear the grandstand repartee or blow, but got a mortgage
on the shack and sent young Jake
more dough. Well, every dog does
have its day and Farmer Brown had
his. He sailed into the general store
It never said, "Our 'pep is dead,"
with glee upon his phiz. "By ding, I
And moaned to see it die;
'Siiess you fogey jays will stop your
It only flung the Blue and White
doleful whine, and not another howl
Once more athwart the sky.
will raise against this boy of mine.
So buy your peanuts from the Greeks, You said book larnin' made a fool and
Laugh in the
was no good, by crack!
dead; there fellers at the school has made
Then let it be said, "The
Can anyone takes its place?"
KOne Squirrel Food Missed
Pribble (worried) Say, Mack, I
told Lavin a joke and she said "that's DORMITORY STUDENTS
a wise crack from a local chandelier."
Pribble Did she mean that I was
hanging around or that I was
Smith Hall First and Chi Omega
one of the lesser lights?
Second in Group Ratings
Irene Aw, she just said that to get
you up in the air.
So Mary Eliza once again
Is back with us to wield her pen,
The pen of whom in days of yore
Ripped off "Just Jargon" quite galore.
When Herndon kept the Strollers busy
And everything eke was run by Frizzy,
Women students of 'the University
of Kentucky living in dormitories or
in fraternity houses make on an average a higher scholastic standing
than those who board in the city or
live with parents or relatives, according to an announcement of comparative standings given out at the registrar's office recently.
Your weekly bit of verse and wit
The rank of the students, according
Had few that could compare with it.
to place of residence and in order of
again, M. E. J.;
away. scholastic attainment follows: Smith
'We missed you while you were
Hall, whose students made the highest average of B; Chi Omega house;
Kappa Delta house; Kappa Kappa
"My boy," said Farmer Brown one
college. You've Gamma house; Patterson Hall; Alpha
day, "I'll let you go to
go Xi Delta; girls living with relatives;
served your time at pitching hay,
Alpha Gamma Delta house; Boyd
seek some knowledge." Old
Sigma Beta Upsilon house and
sold off his flocks and Hall;
OPERATED BY STUDENTS
We handle a complete line of domestic and imported Perfumes and Toilet Articles.
OUR SODA FOUNTAIN SERVICE IS THE BEST IN
The Greater Kentucky Council met
at the Delta Chi fraternity
Thursday night and considered plans
for the further activity of the organi
zation for boosting the University.
Reports brought in by the members
o: the council indicated that the mass
mcc'ngs held before Easter had been
a great success. Many students who
were going home for t.ic holidays
pledged themselves to talk to five
prominent men of their home town,
numerous speeches were made, and a
great deal of enthusiasm for boosting
the University was shown.
It was explained at the meeting
Thursday night that the work of the
Greater Kentucky Council is not sc
much in boosting the University as in
urging a bigger program for general
education in the state. Through the
council it is hoped the st.ident bod
will be formed into a giant booster
One of the immediate
aims of this organization will be to create sentiment in favor of a legislature
favorable to a larger educational program for the state in general. When
Circle is on the campus,
the Greater Kentucky Council will be
in the state.
Members of the council have been
invited to attend the regular monthly
luncheon of the Alumni Club at the
Lafayette hotel Saturday, April 14,
when J. Campbell Cantrill, candidate
for Governor of Kentucky, will address the club.
Those present at the meeting Thursday night were:
ames Darneli, Kappa Alpha; William Tate. Phi Delta Theta; Ray Rice,
Sigma Xu; Harold Waits, Alpha SigRobent Clem, Sigma Chi;
John E. True. Triangle; C. H. Wolfe,
Delta Chi; Douglas
Sigma; Thomas Clore,
Omega; Wicklrffe Moore, Pi Kappa
Alpha; Charles McDowell, Sigma Alpha Epsilon; Arthur J. Bradshaw, Phi
Kappa Tau; G. W. Garrdner, Alpha
Gamma Rho; W. W. Kirtley, Tau
Delta Alpha; I. B. Helburu, Sigma
Alpha Mu; A. L. Atchison, Chi Sigma
Alpha; C. M. C. Porter. J. A. Estes.
Arthur L. Hodges and J'. W. Gillum,
The Lafayette Drug Store
Members of Council Will Hear
Cantrill Speak at Alumni Club
sold the one-horall the Plymouth
COLLEGE BOYS' TAILOR
P. B. ROBARDS
FURTHER PLANS MADE
Phone 3309 "We Deliver."
University Lunch Room
i"HOM E OF STUDENTS"
Good Things to Bat
at All Hours
UR. and MRS. W. M. POULIS, Prop.
"Cleaners That Satisfy"
Corner LIME and HIGH
Hawkins & Haley
Successors to C. D. Cunningham
AND ARTIST MATERIAL
7:15 to 8:00
12:00 to 1.15
5:30 to 6;00
A DINING ROOM IS ALSO OPEN FOR WEEKLY BOARD.
$4.75 FOR 20 MEALS
Basement Administration Bldg.
Both Operated on the Cost Basis.
Sandwiches, Pi and Milk Served Between Meals.