THE KENTUCKY KERNEL
K. D. "Well if you stick around
mc you will soon increase your speed."
John A. Keller Co. Florist
Prof. "Do you know what the
story of 'Paradise Lost' is about, Mr.
Dew (awakening and turning angrily to his scatmate who has given him
"What the devil
WITH FLOWER S"
IS REPRESENTED ON
Albright & Martin
THE CAMPUS 1Y
"Conductor, docs this street car go
"No, ma'am, it goes by electricity.
of art adorns, his manly tank; he has All aboard."
ten cars that always start and owns
it O Wtadom
the First State Bank. Our hero thrru
(Wun Hu Nos)
his natural life, did neither tail nor
is one who loses
spin. But gift of gab won him a wife
without squealing and wins without
that owned the L. & N.
beating a drum.
Those who do nothing for a living
"It's a long lane that has no turning," he explained to her as he turned never finish the task
When a bunch of girls get together,
the car into a dark side of the road.
the Lord pity the first one to leave,
Girls possessing both beauty and
brains are dangerous to fool with.
Tillie "Oh, it's
Willie "Wlil a safety pin .be of
A Teddybear sat on the ice,
'Twas cold as cold could be;
Tillie "Fresh! I mean the rain."
Then he got up and walked away,
"My ale is told," said c.
"No little one, the plot of 'He Who
hinge on a
Gets Slapped' does not
Bill "Jane's heart u in the right
Alma "Yes, she doesn't believe in
"Oh, Billy, I've taken up golfl"
go around in?"
"Fine, what do you
"Oh; you get so personal."
What Do You Think?
230 S. LimMt
T. G. BAYLESS
Grace "I hear that you and Jack
ktMed and made up the other night."
Alice "Well, Jack kissed and I had
to make-u- p
MANGIONE ft COMPANY
THE PROGRESSIVE SHOE HOSPITAL
My Work and Prictfl Always Ktp 1ft Busy
140 South Limeetone
SPECIAL ATTENTION TO STUDENTS
A born vivant was Harold Dephew;
his shoes were Florsheim's own. His
ties were of killing hue, hit hat was
Stetson grown. Like Billy Bryan he
had a line. His flapper friends just
Reid and 'Gene
knew, that Wally
O'Brien had nothing on Dephew. He
made a goose egg in his chem; in
Math, he made an "E." And sage old
profs poured down on him dire words
of prophesy. "Take heed," quoth they,
"this will not bring you in the hall of
fame. There's nothing
majoring in an idle social game. For
sure will get;
you'll toil for pauper's pay." But
Harold paid them no one whit, and
made a date with Fay.
years old Daddy
Time has tucked beneath his cap;
Dephew has yet to earn a dime and
yet to hit a tap. A Kuppenheimer work
"Yes, I'm out for track."
Lavin I have you down for two
tickets. We are getting up a raffle
for a poor old college professor who
is down and out."
Albright "No, thanks, no tickets
for me. I wouldn't know what to do
with the old boy if I won him."
THE PROPER PLACE TO TAKE YOUR BEST OIRL
IS TO A
Sunday Nite Dinner
The Very Beit of Food and Servict, with a Popular Musical
Maaagtratnt L. B. SHOUSE.
When will they crown Bill King of
Now Girls, Take Warning.
Boden "Did that Kappa Sig kiss
you last night?"
Wells "No, darn it! I resisted too
Play Fair !
Many have not done U their spring shopping, even though Easter has passed. Get the
habit of reading and consulting Kerel advertisements and give our advertisers your patronage. They help us in many ways, so let's
play fair with them.
Information concerning the following "lost" alumni is sought by the
Class of 79 Caleb Sykes Perry,
Henry Moses Wright.
Class of '80 George Croghan
Class of '84 Burton Pendergast
Eubank, Otis Violett Riley.
Class of '90 Margaret Agnes Wilson.
Class of '92 John Gee Maxey.
Class of '93 Mrs. George W. Dun-laCatherine Innis Adams, Morton
Sanders Riley, Cora E. Ware.
Class of '94 Edwin Chesterfield
Aulick, Benjamin Christopher Keiser,
William Clay Trigg.
Class of '95 Joseph Milton
J. D. Purcell & Co.
M1TCHEL, BAKER t SMITH
The Quality Department Store.
Foreign and Domeatic DRY GOODS.
You Will Want a New Pair of OXFORDS for the
trip Home Let them be
Buy Today Itfore the Easter Rush.
"Look for Florsheim Sign"
Baynham Shoe Co.
Just East of Lime.
Class of '96 John Henry Trigg.
Class of '99 Joseph Morrow, Sid
ney Allen Smith.
Class of '00 John Emerson Hes- tand, Leslie Hundley, Thomas Almon
Class of '01 Garnett Rosel Klein,
Thomas Brent Moore, Mrs. Robert
M. Tuttle (Flora Emma Rankin.)
Class of '02 John Lee Stoner,
Flemen Coffee Taylor.
Class of '03 Mrs. Francis Harrison
Ellis (Mary Wickliffe Austin), Clar
ence Albert Galloway, Jackson Pate
Class of '04 William David Gray,
Francis Joseph Montgomery, Sarah
Cleveland Smedley, Claude Robert
Smith, Thomas Marshall Smith, Cornelius Ware.
Class of 'OS Oscar Robert Kroell,
Ernest James Murphy, Artemus Den- man Murrell, George Lucas Paddison.
Elijah Bland Stiles, Mrs. Scott Bra- den (Sallyneill Wathen), Walter Sie- mon Weaver, Charles Roy Wright
You are writing gospel,
A chapter each day,
With the deed that you do,
And the words that you say
Men read what you write,
Whether faithless or true;
Say, what is the Gospel,
According to your
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