THE KENTUCKY KERNEL
FOK THK I1KST MOVINO
WITH THE SCRKKN'S
OrEN DAILY AND SUNDAY
27c PI.VS 3c WAR TAX, TOTAT, Me
KERNEL JOKE CONTEST
Dues to tho Alumni Association, $2 a year, lnclmlo subscription
to Tho Kernel and the Alumni Directory. Address Herbert Graham,
University of' Kentucky, Loxlnpton
A first prlzo of $1 and three additional prizes of fifty cents each will
bo given each week to students submitting the best original Jokes or
short humorous poems. Contest for
each week ends on Friday, at noon.
Contestants must sign name to contribution, but namo will bo withhold from publication on request.
Doposit in Joke Box, Kernel office,
basement of Science building.
Tom L. Gorman Is a mining engineer
The Alumni Secretary lias requested
Information of all former students and for tho Larjan Coal Co. at Blackoy,
alumni who are candidates for tho Ky.
J. C. Morris Is concrete Inspector
for the "Louisiana State Highway DeMiss Mary L. Aitkins, 95, now at partment with headquarters at Port
Oneida (Ky.) Baptist Institute, Is ar- Allen, La.
ranging for the organization of a Clay
Nick T. Puckett is with ,M. A. Hofft
County Alumni Club at Manchester tho Co., Indianapolis, Ind.
last week In April.
Edward A. Puryear Is an attorney at
Paducah, Ky., with offices in the City
Wm. P. Johnson '01 Is -- principal of National Bank Building.
the High School at Barlow, Ky.
Dean Slagle is a graduate student
Howard D, McElroy '12, who was a at Columbia University.
Leo E.'iSteinhauscr is a salesman for
captain of infantry In the World War,
tho EcCnomy Cultivator and Imple
da with McNcny & McNeny, Investment
estate dealers, In ment Company, Los Angeles, Cal.
bankers and real
A. L. Stephens Is county road en
gineer at Burlington, Ky .
Walter B. Mobley '16, Bruin, Ky., la
.candidate for county attorney In El
and is expeoted to have
no opposition for the Democratic
TIIK BEST ORCHESTRA
Can You Answer?
Where can a man buy a cap for his
Or a. key for the lock of his hair?
Can his eyes bo called an academy,
Because there are pupils there?
In the crown of his head, what gems
Who travels tho bridge of his nose?
of his house,
The nails on the end of his toes?
Can tho crook of his elbow be sent to
If so, what did ho do?
How does he sharpen his shoulder
I'll bo hanged If I lmow do you?
Can ho sit In the shade of the palm of
Or beat on the drum of his ear?
Does the calf of his leg eat the corn on
If so, why not grown corn on the
Ed iE. Hardin is Junior member of
the firm of Hardin & Hardirt, Evans-ville- ,
Ind. iHenry T. "Boc" Hardin 14
Is the senior member of tho firm. Another member of ithe Evansville club
is W. Lee Smith '16, of Smith & Waller.
Miss Elizabeth L. Bertram is head
.of the English department, Paducah
(Ky.) high school.
Clyde Bland is agricultural agent for
the Illinois Central Railroad with offices Jn the Grand Central Station,
. IMiss Lucille Blatz is a teacher .in the
Ballard school, Jefferson (County, Ky.
Miss Lucy J. Cracraft Ms teaching
in the public schools at Cynthlana.
The alumni secretary has requested
information, of the following "lost"
alumni: Hiram Shaw, '92; Dr. Edward
.C. Aullck, '94; James H. Graham, '00;
Flemen C. Taylor, '02; Hal Walker
Smith, '10; George M. Hendrlckson,
'11; .Robert G. Strong, 11; Harry G.
Korfhage, '12; Ruby Leon Marcum,
'12; Herman F. Vogllotto, '12; Alvln
H. Colbert, '13; Louis David CovRz,
'13; Fred Farls, '13; Wm. Survant
Penny, '13; Luolla Martbn Schaffer,
'13; Geo. Atwoll Scott, '13; Edward C
T. Blakor, 14; Herman Leo Donovan,
14; William H. Jones, '14; Graham
Allen Smith, '14 ; Caroline T. Watklns,
'14; Zachariah P. Hamilton, '15; Mel-viHays Judd, '15; Elizabeth G.
Mooro (Mrs. Bon II. Lowry), '15; Jas.
McGlnnos Nioding, 15; Mrs. Bessie
Foglo VJudd, '16; David McChord
'Phelps, '16; George D. Aaron, '17;
Helen D. Burkholdor, '17; Rutherford
Y. Flshback, '17 ; Benjamin F. Foster,
'17? Everett S. Ponn, '17; Eugono A.
Taylor, '17; Burton F. Williams, '17;
George C. Bradley, '18; Lucy E. Robinson, '18 Arnold H. Webb, '18; David
C. Dudley, '19; Moso Smith, '19; Porry
Elmo Thomas, '19; Morris Vilcofsky,
Bum Hoy, gltnmp some tobacco. I
Avant a paper so bad I ain't oven got a
HOST OF DANCE
Continued From Page 1.
Lexington Alumni Messrs. W. J.
Harris, A. J. poster, Warricld Gratz, A.
D. Hall, J. M. Server, George Matthews, R. M. Guthrie, W. L. Coons,
Homer Baker, M. S. Garslde, Robert
Johnson, H. B. Bennett.
Assisting "we're the chaperonea:
President and Mrs. McVoy, Dean and
Mrs. Melcher, Mr. and Mrs. Grehan,
Professor and Mrs. Good, Professor
and Mrs. Turner, Mr. and Mrs. Thomson R. Bryant, Mr. and Mrs. E. B.
Webb, Mr. and Mrs. R. R. Revill, Mr.
and Mrs. J. T. Johnson, Jr.
A WAY TO SAVE MONEY!
Five Dollars on Each Club Enrollment.
Becker's Pressing Club
Regular Dances For University Students Monday
and Friday Nights
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We Extend a Cordial Welcome to College Women
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How can a woman with a drug store
complexion endeavor to make people
boliove that sho is blushing?
S. A. E. FRAT.
Can ho use, when shingling
Harry R. iCotrell is assistant county
agent of Washington County, Spring-
W. W. "Pete" Owsley '17, Lebanon,
secretary otthe '17 Ags, an association formed at a recent meeting
in Lexington. Mrs. Owsley was formerly Miss Lois Brown '19.
Louis tfteusch '17 Is managing and
He expects to be
there another year or two.
BEN ALl THEATRE
OTIS JONES- -
Ada Meade Theatre Building
PAUL P. COOPER
Mitchell, Baker & Smith