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Alumni "Notes

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KERNEL JOKE CONTEST

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Dues to tho Alumni Association, $2 a year, lnclmlo subscription
to Tho Kernel and the Alumni Directory. Address Herbert Graham,
University of' Kentucky, Loxlnpton

A first prlzo of $1 and three additional prizes of fifty cents each will
bo given each week to students submitting the best original Jokes or
short humorous poems. Contest for
each week ends on Friday, at noon.
Contestants must sign name to contribution, but namo will bo withhold from publication on request.
Doposit in Joke Box, Kernel office,
basement of Science building.

Sec'y-Troas- .,

Tom L. Gorman Is a mining engineer
The Alumni Secretary lias requested
Information of all former students and for tho Larjan Coal Co. at Blackoy,
alumni who are candidates for tho Ky.
Kentucky legislature.
J. C. Morris Is concrete Inspector
for the "Louisiana State Highway DeMiss Mary L. Aitkins, 95, now at partment with headquarters at Port
Oneida (Ky.) Baptist Institute, Is ar- Allen, La.
ranging for the organization of a Clay
Nick T. Puckett is with ,M. A. Hofft
County Alumni Club at Manchester tho Co., Indianapolis, Ind.
last week In April.
Edward A. Puryear Is an attorney at
Paducah, Ky., with offices in the City
Wm. P. Johnson '01 Is -- principal of National Bank Building.
the High School at Barlow, Ky.
Dean Slagle is a graduate student
J
Howard D, McElroy '12, who was a at Columbia University.
Leo E.'iSteinhauscr is a salesman for
captain of infantry In the World War,
tho EcCnomy Cultivator and Imple
da with McNcny & McNeny, Investment
estate dealers, In ment Company, Los Angeles, Cal.
bankers and real
A. L. Stephens Is county road en
Dallas, Texas.
gineer at Burlington, Ky .
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Walter B. Mobley '16, Bruin, Ky., la
.candidate for county attorney In El
ty
and is expeoted to have
no opposition for the Democratic
nomination.
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TIIK BEST ORCHESTRA

Can You Answer?
Where can a man buy a cap for his
knee?.
Or a. key for the lock of his hair?
Can his eyes bo called an academy,
Because there are pupils there?
In the crown of his head, what gems
are found?

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Who travels tho bridge of his nose?
the roof
of his house,
The nails on the end of his toes?
Can tho crook of his elbow be sent to
Jail?
If so, what did ho do?
How does he sharpen his shoulder
blades?
I'll bo hanged If I lmow do you?
Can ho sit In the shade of the palm of
his hand?
Or beat on the drum of his ear?
Does the calf of his leg eat the corn on
his toes?
If so, why not grown corn on the
enr?
Geneva Rice.

field, Ky.

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Ed iE. Hardin is Junior member of
the firm of Hardin & Hardirt, Evans-ville- ,
Ind. iHenry T. "Boc" Hardin 14
Is the senior member of tho firm. Another member of ithe Evansville club
is W. Lee Smith '16, of Smith & Waller.
Miss Elizabeth L. Bertram is head
.of the English department, Paducah
(Ky.) high school.
Clyde Bland is agricultural agent for
the Illinois Central Railroad with offices Jn the Grand Central Station,
Memphis Tenn.
. IMiss Lucille Blatz is a teacher .in the
Ballard school, Jefferson (County, Ky.
Miss Lucy J. Cracraft Ms teaching
in the public schools at Cynthlana.

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LOST ALUMNI
The alumni secretary has requested
information, of the following "lost"
alumni: Hiram Shaw, '92; Dr. Edward
.C. Aullck, '94; James H. Graham, '00;
Flemen C. Taylor, '02; Hal Walker
Smith, '10; George M. Hendrlckson,
'11; .Robert G. Strong, 11; Harry G.
Korfhage, '12; Ruby Leon Marcum,
'12; Herman F. Vogllotto, '12; Alvln
H. Colbert, '13; Louis David CovRz,
'13; Fred Farls, '13; Wm. Survant
Penny, '13; Luolla Martbn Schaffer,
'13; Geo. Atwoll Scott, '13; Edward C
T. Blakor, 14; Herman Leo Donovan,
14; William H. Jones, '14; Graham
Allen Smith, '14 ; Caroline T. Watklns,
'14; Zachariah P. Hamilton, '15; Mel-viHays Judd, '15; Elizabeth G.
Mooro (Mrs. Bon II. Lowry), '15; Jas.
McGlnnos Nioding, 15; Mrs. Bessie
Foglo VJudd, '16; David McChord
'Phelps, '16; George D. Aaron, '17;
Helen D. Burkholdor, '17; Rutherford
Y. Flshback, '17 ; Benjamin F. Foster,
'17? Everett S. Ponn, '17; Eugono A.
Taylor, '17; Burton F. Williams, '17;
George C. Bradley, '18; Lucy E. Robinson, '18 Arnold H. Webb, '18; David
C. Dudley, '19; Moso Smith, '19; Porry
Elmo Thomas, '19; Morris Vilcofsky,

Bum Hoy, gltnmp some tobacco. I
Avant a paper so bad I ain't oven got a
match.

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HOST OF DANCE
Continued From Page 1.

Lexington Alumni Messrs. W. J.
Harris, A. J. poster, Warricld Gratz, A.
D. Hall, J. M. Server, George Matthews, R. M. Guthrie, W. L. Coons,
Thorpe', Dean
Bakewell,
Warren
Homer Baker, M. S. Garslde, Robert
Johnson, H. B. Bennett.
Assisting "we're the chaperonea:
President and Mrs. McVoy, Dean and
Mrs. Melcher, Mr. and Mrs. Grehan,
Professor and Mrs. Good, Professor
and Mrs. Turner, Mr. and Mrs. Thomson R. Bryant, Mr. and Mrs. E. B.
Webb, Mr. and Mrs. R. R. Revill, Mr.
and Mrs. J. T. Johnson, Jr.

A WAY TO SAVE MONEY!

Five Dollars on Each Club Enrollment.

Becker's Pressing Club
CAMPUS REPRESENTATIVE

Regular Dances For University Students Monday
and Friday Nights
,
POPULAR SAXOPHONE TRIO
PHONE

OPPOSITE PHOENIX HOTEL

Drug
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Co-operati-

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We oMiller
School sf Business
Phone 469Y
222 W. MAIN STREET

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(Incorporated)

Main and Limestone Streets

The Modern School of Offiec Training

Drugs, Patent Medicines and Toilet Articles.
Articles at Lowest Cut Prices

LEXINGTON, KY.

BLOCK'S, PAGE'S AND

Prncipal

MAUD M. MILLER,

SHAW'S AND MULLANE'S CANDIES

Phoenix Hotel
Barber Shop
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Eleven First Class

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The Lafayette
A Modern Fire Proof Hotel With Every Convenience.

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Three Hundred Rooms With
Private Baths
Beautiful Dining Rooms

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Faultless Cuisine.
Phone 19881X

Manicuring

Lafayette Hotel Company
(Incorporated)

KELLER-Flor- ist

L. B.

FINEST BALL ROOM IN THE SOUTH
Lexington, Ky.
SHOUSE, President
CHA3. G. McQRATH,

Mar.-Dlrect-

Quality Cut Flower and Corsages, Bouquets a Specialty

We Extend a Cordial Welcome to College Women
To Shop at This Great Quality

Phone 554

How can a woman with a drug store
complexion endeavor to make people
boliove that sho is blushing?

CENTERS

BURTON PREWITT,

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AMUSEMENT

S. A. E. FRAT.

Can ho use, when shingling

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Harry R. iCotrell is assistant county
agent of Washington County, Spring-

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Miss Spurr's

W. W. "Pete" Owsley '17, Lebanon,
secretary otthe '17 Ags, an association formed at a recent meeting
in Lexington. Mrs. Owsley was formerly Miss Lois Brown '19.
Louis tfteusch '17 Is managing and
near
orchard property
developing
He expects to be
Yakima, Wash.
there another year or two.

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Ada Meade Theatre Building

PAUL P. COOPER
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Department Store.

Mitchell, Baker & Smith
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