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LAW JOURNAL WILL

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FOOD
Ode to the Bed Bug.
(Written in tho handwriting of a
girl' and signed, "Anonymous").
Tho bed bug Is a friend of mlno
For ho bites mo both before and behind.
When In tho dark I Ho awake,
Ho comes to mo for food to take.
Note We can't print tho rest' hero.
It will bo road privately on request.

Organ of Kentucky
Association.

Official

Bar

Freshmen, It will cause you to
Ineligible to play football next
season.
c'cr.vn,

bo

cooked dinner all
by myself and you never said a word
nbout It.'
He "I know dearest, but I hate to
bo always complaining.
I

typesetter made a mistake

Terrell Now when a man sees n
and Instead of saying "Many years of cow out iln the moonshine
and thinks
uninterrupted bliss" ho wrote "Many
it Is a ghost, what Is that?"
years of uninterrupted bills.
Hukle "Too much moonshine."
Was ho right?
I

Lavln got left In Cincinnati last Saturday and came over to Oxford in a
taxi. He drove up to the curb and let
Farquhar "There are two sides to the driver assist him to descend. Watevery question, why I could almost son paid the bill and immediately
make a good speech for the Democra- Dobbio walked over to a group of girls,
tic party."
real pretty. Well you ought to have
seen them, they acted like Wallace
"Speak low If you speak love."
Reid had come to town.

publication of tho Kentucky Law
Journal will bo resumed this year,
uiiniig me msi mree years us ap
pearance has been Irregular on account of the unusual condltlona arising as n result of tho war. Tho re- organization of tho Journal Is
... .,, rn,.
comctl ,)V a tho
,oso of Law nn(1 by mombora of tho
bar throughout the State.
The Kentucky Law Journal will appear as a quarterly this year, the first
issue bearing tho date of November
15, and the last the date of June 1.
Dlliard Turner, graduate student In
tho College of Law, has been elected
He will bo assisted by
George Gallop, Clyde Burton and Berl
Boyd.
H. W. Sullivan wna elected
business manager, and Prof. William
Goblc will serve as faculty advisor.
For several years the Kentucky Law
Journal, published by the students of
the College of Law of the University
of Kentucky has been accepted by the
Kentucky Bar Association as the .
official organ of that organization. I,
Articles for the varidus issues are
written by the ablest lawyers In the
State, by the members of the Court
of Appeals and by the faculty of the
University.

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Where are the ears of yesterday;
Her hair has hid them all away.
ears, I once adored,
Those shell-likIn whose pink curves my woes I
poured.
She, (protestingly) "Don't do that."
j
Honors-garde- n
He, "Why .dearest, don't you crave To hairy wads I cannot pray
Where are the ears of yesterday? ! !
"Whs your
a success last affections?"
year?"
She, "Yes, but don't you think this Someone, I think, should interfere,
"Decidedly, my neighbor's chickens rather public?"
Lest other features disappear.
Next year, perhaps, eyes will be gone
took first prize at the poultry show."
Then chins, then noses won't be worn,
Little girl with golden hair
Until regretfully we say
"She has a wonderful face, she cer Ruby Hps and darlin' eyes,
tainly would make Mack Bennett a
Where Is the face of yesterday?
Little girl, I'll say you're there
world of money!"
But I long to kn'ow the why.
Paul E. Dixon, '15, is meeting with
"Mack Sennett does not care about
If the price of rouge should rise
success in the practice of law at
their faces."
If peroxide took a jump
'
Bowling Green. He has offices in the
Tell me, tell me, angel eyes
Warnlng- - Don't let the girls get you Would your beauty take a slump?
Cook building.
Trip to Market Ends at Alter Head
line Nevertheless It will have to be
resumed.

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Don't they know that they cannot
"Wlinil n mnn rnnrfa n wnmnti U ta
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