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psychological Douglas Fairbanks role,
a Warused a .Wallace Hold hair-parren Kerrigan nttire, and n Charllo
Chaplin pantomime; the combination
was Interesting.
However, wo have aomothlng to bo
thankful for. Wo heard tho greatest
violinist of Europe (and later America; piay; wo Baw ono of our most popular novelists reading what was evidently ono of tho Hollo bopks; wo
were Informed (news to mo) that a
piay pleasing to tho eys of tho monogamous yokels of Stamford, Connecticut,
Is always a regular, whooping, S. R, O.
knock-ou- t
In Now York; and, Anally,
wo saw half a dozen actors wearing
decently-fittindress suits, which latter is more than you might ithlnk.
But, dear me, I am becoming
not to say hypocritical.
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FARQUHAR

TO CONDUCT TOUR

Itinerary

to Include Principal
tries of Europe.

Coun-

Prof. E. F. Farquhar, of tho Department of English, has announced his
Intentions of conducting a party on a
lour of Europe during the summer of
1921, to leave New York July 2, and
o return September 12.
The itinerary will Include England,
Scotland, Belgium,, with trips to Ypres
-- nd Flanders
battlefields, Switzerland
a..d France, where excursions will be
made to Chateau Thidrry, Belleau
Wood and Rhelms. Other special fea
tures will be coaching through the
English Lake Region; steamer trips
u Lake Lucerne, Lugano, Como,
and a trip to the summit of

Us!

Students, especially Seniors, are in
ited to Join the party. The special
Vature of the tour is the immediate
organization of those who can go, into
a class for the study of the traditions,
''6 mind and culture of the foreign
oples to be visited.
Everyone interested in this propost
tion may get detailed information from
Professor Farquhar.

University Presidency
Is Cosmopolitan Job

EXAMINATION

Engineering Notes

STUDENTS HEAR ADDRESS

Ishmael Amburger Victim of Unuaual Speaker
Accident!

By E. D. Wallace

"The Liberty Twelve"

cheater, Mass. Massachusetts
Institute of Technology at Boston and If
Ono of tho best and most recent his arrangements permit, will attend
gamo nt
additions to tho automobllo depart- tho Harvard-Centrment Is tho Liberty twelve aircraft
englno that camo to tho University
MINING SOCIETY
through tho War Department. Tho
Norwood Mining Society met last
power plant follows closely along tho
lines of tho aviation motor developed Thursday and elected tho following
by tho Packard Motor Car Company, officers: president, John Drummy;
who boforo tho entrance of the United vlco president, Monfoo Baulch; secretary, Oscar Little; treasurer, E. N.
States Into tho War, built experimental aviation motors in anticipation of Winkler; program committee chairman, V. L. Johnson. Tho memberour entrance.
Few persons realize the great task ship consists of tho Junior and Senior
Involved In designing this wonderful Miners and Metallurgists.
power plant and tho progress mado
A. S. M. E, AND A. I. E. E.
In putting tin on a production basis.
Tho student section of tho American
Tho Liberty motor also Included eight,
six and four cylinder types but produc Society of Mechanical Engineers and
tion was concentrated on the twelve tho American Institute of Electrical
on account of the great powor. The Engineers met last week and elected
eight at tho close of the War was officers for tho year. Those elected
being used on combat and scout planes were: A. S. M. E. George Hillsman,
president; E. O. Shultz, secretary and
and single seaters.
Comparative tests with European treasurer; A. I. E. E. B. O. Hlnes,
planes Indicated a marked superiority president; W. D. Thompson, vice presifor tho Liberty Twelve and the sign- dent, M. J. McWhorter, secretary and
ing of the Armistice found England, treasurer.
France, Italy and others contracting
The membership consists of the
for all the Liberty Twelves available. Senior mechanical and electrical stu
The motor as It stands today has dents.
twelve cylinders set in blocks of six
Caught Awake in Class.
in the shape of a "V," the included
angle being fortyiflve degrees. It de
Monroe Baulch entered the "Hall
velops 420 horse power at 1700 revolu- of Engineering Shame" when he was
tions a minute, yet it weighs only caught awake in Mine Ventilation
890 pounds. The cylinders are of 5 Monday morning. Professor Norwood
Inch bore by 7 Inch stroke, of steel in due recognition of (the phenomenal
forglngs and water Jacketed of press- Incident gave thanks and dismissed
ed steel welded on. It has a seven the classes. Baulch has since become
bearing crank shaft, "I" beam type of a sonambulist.
connecting rods, "straddle type," and
die cast pistons of iHall design. The
Lost.
overhead valves, operated by overA Tau Beta Pi pin most pHobably
head cam shaft, are 2
inches in In Downtng's Calculus.
Return to
diameter In the clear. The aluminum John Marking.
crank case is of the box type, a deviation from the usual construction.
In Senior football practice Monday
The change was highly commented Fred Shaw sustained an injury the
on and enthusiastically
received
same as the man who was hit in South
engineers on account of the Bend.
fact that maximum strength Is obtained In combining light weight and
simplicity. Lubrication Is effected by
Some of the Senior Miners and
a double deck oil pump with force feed
Metallurgists have made divers and
to connecting rods, cam shaft, and
sundry experiments on some of the
main bearings, but the splash system
heavier metals In an effort to deIs used for wrist pins, cylinders,
some undiscovered physical
pistons, etc. The motor is water cool- termine
property.
ed by a pump mounted on the rear of
One in his mercenary greed selected
the crankshaft with radiator at front.
nickel. In order to determine the
The ignition is furnished by two Delco
of said nickel,
distributors each unit of which fires
he raised the coin to an abnormally
twelve cylinders and is equipped with
hlg temperature whereupon in his
a 'safety breaker to prevent backfire. eagerness
to fathom its mysteries, he.
Current is supplied by special 10 am
disregarded the icy appearance of the
pere, 7 volt battery and a generator.
unsuspecting buffalo, and picked it up.
Carburetion Is by two Zenith duplex
Today this promising youth bears the
carburetors mounted between blocks. mark of the beast
that made our WestMr. Singer is Technical Graduate
ern plains so famous.
The Automobile Department is un
der the direct supervision of David
Say You.
N. Singer who is a Packard technical
Would that the Senior Court could
graduate, and while .with Packard gave
the first six cylinder roadster the ini- sentence all bright Freshmen fresh
tial road test. Mr. Singer also has a from high school to a course In
toasted Thermo."
road experience of over 250,000 miles
as an amateur race driver. He came
to the University with the S. A. T. C.
THE DEAR GIRLS.
and acted as an instructor in that Never tell a girl you'll wed her
unit. Since that time, Mr. (Singer has
If you won't,
rebuilt several machines, including You'll have good cause to dread her
the Mercedes and the Knox which he
if you don't,
now owns, and has specialized in big She will tell you you're a brute,
cars since leaving Detroit. His ac Bring a breach of promise suit,
quaintance in the Bluegrass brings Or maybe begin to shoot if you don't.
him quite a following among motorists You may think perhaps you love her
and a more efficient and capable auto
but you don't,
mobile engineer would be hard to find. And you'll soon discover that you
Ho invites anyone interested in auto
wont,
mobile
and repair problems to And you'll wish that you were dead,
visit the laboratory and have a talk And you'll go and paint things red,
with him.
And you'll want to soak your head
but you won't.
Thermo-Conductlvl-

University president is not only
called upon to make addresses, preside
at meetings of the trustees, translate
Greek and Latin at sight, teach a class
now and then by way of diversion,
know all the classics by heart. His
ability and knowledge must extend
further. Dr. Frank L. McVey, president of the University, is called on
the telephone almost daily with requests for information such as whether
Washington or Lincoln was the
greater man ,who discovered America
before Christopher Columbus stumbled upon it, the spelling of various
and sundry words. But the climax in
questions came when a voice, nonchalantly inquired: "Which is right:
'them molasses, or 'those molasses?' "
It was like asking whether one should
eat peas with a knife or a spoon.

MADE

Ishmael Amburger, Ag. '24, who was
knocked off tho running board of a
car by a South Llmestono street car
Monday afternoon, was reported by
tho Good Samaritan Hospital authorities as resting very well Wednesday.
His Unjurles are not thought to
be serious.
It was at first
thought
that soveral ribs wcro
broken, but this was found to bo untrue upon examination by
Ho
Is, however, badly bruised and his left
leg is lacerated over a large surface
His Lexington residence is at the homo
of Mrs. Charles Rogers, 129 West High

street.
SORORITY PLEDGES
Alpha XI Delta
Alpha Xi Delta announces the following additional pledging: Margaret
Sheltman, Lexington; Mary Harkle-rood- ,
London.

Says Stage Mutt Leek T
Colleges.

Miss Lea Penman, a. member of the
cast of "Tho Humming Bird," which
showed in Lexington Tuesday and
Wednesday, accompanied by Miss
Virginia Watkln, also a member of
tho cast, visited tho University, and
spoko to tho assembled classes in English and Dramatic Production, which
were dismissed to allow the students
to attend.
Miss Penman, who ha?
been a loeturer at the University of
Denver on English Literature, spoke
on the relation between tho University
Little Theatre and the legltmate stac
and declared that the stage must look
for all progress in the future to the
college trained men and women, who
will replace the old fashioned and
purely commercial manager, who Is
not responsible to new artistic efforts
on the part of actor and scenic artist.
The University of London has
constituent colleges.

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SATISFACTION GUARANTEED
Suits Pressed, 50c; Suits, Dry Cleaned and Pressed, $1.50

P. B. ROBARDS, College Men's Tailor.
Phone

QUICK SERVICE

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L. A.

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We have styles for every occasion from the heavy
street brogue to the fancy evening slippers.
All moderately priced.

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Advisors to Aid Freshman Class
Forty committeemen assisted by 400
advisors from the senior and the Junior classes will direct the steps of the
present freshman classes throughout
the year.
The committee appointed by the
Union will try to foster Michigan spirit In tho yearlings and to acquaint
them with Michigan's possibilities and
activities. Beginning next week the
committeemen, made up of representative men on the campus, will visit
their respective charges at least twice
each week and seek to aid them in
any way possible.
The plan will be explained at the
art and engineer assemblies next
week, and offices for tho committee
will be maintained in the Union after DEAN ANDERSON TO
SPEAK IN MASSACHUSETTS
that date.
Michigan Dally.
At tho meeting of the Engineering
..First Freshman Going to get the section of tho National Land Grant
College Association at Springfield,
mall old lady?
Second Freshman (Who is taking Mass., Dean Anderson will deliver an
Chemistry 1.) Yep why?
address on "Tho Administration of
First Freshman How about haul- Engineering Divisions." This association is composed of all tho State uniing mine up too?
Second Freshman Sure what's tho versities In the United States. While
away Dean Andorson will visit
formula for your box?
Polytechnic Institute at Wfcr- Carolina Tar Baby,
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Tattler.)

The Chinese Students' Alliance In
America held three Interesting sectional meetings In tho late summer.
The western section met at the University of California, the
section at the University of Michigan,
and the astern at Princeton. A total
of 590 Chlnoso students attended these
conferences and took part In both
Chinese and English in debates and
oratorical coutosts.
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529 SOUTH
IS BACK AT A NEW PLACE
Come and See Him.

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