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WILL RETAIN

FRESHMEN
GLOSSY

HAIR,

i he play is bare and bleak.
We think that even Syngc and eats
Surpass its stage technique."

SOPHS

DECLARE AT CLASS MEET

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That you arc
see you love
And not the

First Year Men Must Observe
While
Strict Rules Made By
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blessed with brains;
the highbrow show
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Malted Milks
WELL, WE STILL MAKE THEM.

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plays,
Our roommates round us rally
LOST LOCKS W e roll the bones to sec who pays
Uur way to the Ben Ali.
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Seniors

SOME HAVE

Few Men Are
Bald Heads; Majority
Escape

After vcars of effort by the fac
itlty and the advanced classes of the
ITnivrrsitv to nut an end to what
cus
inanv considered the
torn on the part of the sophomores
of humiliating freshmen by shaving
their heads, the sophomores themselves have abolished the disagreeable
plactice. At a meeting of sophomores
morning,
held in chapel Saturday
voted to put an end
the class
Howto all hazing by hair cutting.
ever, there is no relief for the sixty
first year men who have already lot
their locks.
While the sophs took matters into
their own hands and to them is due
the credit of giving the order, it has
been hinted that upper classmen had
with
consultation
been in serious
them for some time with this cud in
view.
The chief reason, as given by
the sophomores for taking this step
was not that they considered it so
serious a means of hazing or found
in it much to criticise, but that it was
displeasing to the faculty and in direct conflict with a faculty ruling.
felt,
however,
The sophomores
that tradition called for some means
of recognition of the time honored inferiority of first year men. Accordingly the following code has been
formulated for them:
Code of Ethics
have dates for
Freshmen cannot
football games.
football
Freshmen must attend
games in mass formation, wearing the
University colors.
Freshmen must at all times show
'respect to soniors and conduct themselves as gentlemen.
Freshmen must, and other classmen are requested to attend "pep"
meetings.
Freshmen will be held responsible for knowing the songs and yells
of the University.
No freshman is allowed to sit at
the head of a table.
Upper classmen will not, and
underclassmen
must mot mutilate
the campus by making paths.
No fast or reckless driving is
on the campus.
All customs and traditions of the
University must be observed.
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Bo Hernia Says

The above article reminds us ot
something that we have long believed,
namely, that no where else does there
exist a group of people with a higher
degree of sophistication than on the
campus of the University of Kentucky.
This applies particularly to the excellent tas'te continually shown by the
students in the books they read and
d'scuss. The opinion is also to some
degree substantiated by statements
that the students themselves have been
known to make.
In order to prove that such a degree.
of appreciation for the higher arts does
exist Bo Ucniia proposes to conduct
an investigation similar to that employed by other papers by publishing
each week a list of ten favorite books
of some student on the camus. We intend to show that there arc among us
men and women, who, though apparently ordinary people nevertheless
have communed frequently with the
greatest minds of the ages and arc
constant perusers of those men we
know of but not about. The first list
will be chosen at random from those
received before the next issue of the
Kernel.
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CAMPUS CHATTER
McVcy spoke to the
President
American Industrial Lenders' Association on "Small Loans as an Industrial Factor," at their meeting in Louisville on September 20.
The State Text Book Commission
28, at

will meet Friday, September
the Hotel Henry Watterson,
ville.

Louis-

Up to the present date there are
students registered in the University. This is two hundred more
students than was registered at this
time last year.
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ARTHUR HODGES
The first edition of the Crimson
paper,
Rambler, the Transylvania
contains this sarcastic stab at a prevailing University custom:
Stewed: I beg your pardon, Sain, I
didn't aim to sit down on your hat.
Stude: O, that's all right, I am going to State this fall anyway.

Hello Students!
Treat Your Palate and Tone Your Dinner With Me,
for I am

The I lighlowbrow after a summer
on the farm says that the man who
says a college education doesn't he'r
a farm boy has never observed the
startling cfTect a college yell has on
a slow mule.

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CREAM

THE COGNOSCENTI
When we hobnob with Ph. D's,
And juggle orange pokoe
With profs who own 13 degrees,
There's nothing we don't know.
"Young man," quoth they,
"What do you say to this new play
of Shaw's?"
"Oh, Sir," say we, "it's plai nto see
The thing is full of flaws.
"Those gross polemics he repeats,

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