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'"Monk" Campbell, Alabama's spinning quarterback, comes from an
athletic family. He has two brothers in professional boxing who have
yet to meet defeat.

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WHO WILL MAKE ALABAMA FLAT?
Kentucky, Inasmuch as the far South is eoneerned, Is an unknown
quantity Just now. The Atlanta sports writers are taking no chances
on their reputations for knowing what's toing on in the Southern Conference. Already they are hatching alibis to be presented If Kentucky
defeats the Crimson Tide.
Alabama, they say, may be a bit "flat" following hard games on successive Saturdays with Tennessee and Vanderbilt, but If 'Bama Is flat,
the Wildcats will be the ones doing the flattening.
Hero's a sample, written by Morgan Blake in the Atlanta Journal:
"If Alabama continues the devastating raareh and defeats Kentucky
next Saturday, Wade's eleven will have accomplished one of the finest
feats in southern football history, by eliminating three great teams In succession as Tennessee, Vanderbilt and the Wildcats.
"The Tide will have to be about 30 per cent better than Kentucky to
win. The Wildcats have had nothing to worry about since the season
started. They have been knocking over the soft babies and priming
themselves for this one game. They will be at a perfect physical and
mental peak. The Crimson Tide, after reaching a great peak for Tennessee and Vanderbilt in succession, will have the hardest battle of all
this week in the effort to prevent flatness.
"But if Alabama can reach anything like the form of the Vandy
game, Kentucky will go the way of the rest of the flesh that has met the
Red Elephants of Tuscaloosa.
"There is only one team In the fair southland that has a chance
to beat Alabama at top form, and that one is Georgia. Georgia
has considerably more weapons than Vanderbilt The Bulldogs have a
greater backfleld by long odds, and therefore a better running attack. The passing is equally as good and Downes Is a smatcr field
general than Parker. Georgia's defense should be equally .as good
as the Commodores."
And taking up the cry of "On to Georgia!" Blake pats hlmsef on the;
back and says:
"Therefore, dear friends, we should advise you to attend that Thanksgiving game in "Birmingham if you want to see a football game that has
been especially arranged by the gods of the game."
with Its (Mm rrlnnlprl bv iniarles. Its two all- "it
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of the hard teams; and Vanderbilt with its sophomore outfit is considered hard, Alabama had better get ready to take a dose of something rather bitter.

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The whisker growing craze, started by Kentucky and followed by
Tennessee this year, may bring back fond memories of the olden days
when students wore chin whiskers if Kentucky beats Alabama. At least
five of the present whiskerites have agreed to .continue cultivating their
chins until the Tennessee game at Knoxville, Thanksgiving, if Kentucky
wins Saturday. They are James Boyd, Doc Ray, Leland Maschmeyer,
Sam Baldrich and Bill Husk. May their beards reach their knees.
The week that is just dragging past has been the longest in the
game alhistory of the University of Kentucky. The Alabama-Kentuck- y
ready has been played several million times and the clock seems to run
backwards. The campus, the class rooms, the street corners, business,
houses, the dinner table, and broken dreams have been one continuous
clash with the Crimson Tide. Everyone has figured out how the game
will go.

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"Shipwreck"' Kelly will have ihe odds against him Saturday. Wade
will give special instructions to his line and second defense to cover
every move of the Kentucky sprinter. The Tide will be more than peeved
if Kelly continues his long distance antics in splt'e of their highly touted
line, and they will be crawling over each other in an attempt to stop him,
McEver last Thanks
even as Kentucky stopped Tennessee'3
giving.
And now comes word that Grantland Rice will send an assistant
to Lexington to see Shipwreck in action to ascertain whether or not
timber. When Alabama gets wind of this they will
he is
be more than anxious to slow down the Hurricane. Several long runs
by Kelly would dampen the hopes of Slngton, 'Bama's candidate for
tackle.
Rice received his information on Kelly from Willis Stewart, a schoolmate at Vanderbilt, and a lormer coach at Transylvania. Mr, Stewart
wrote Rice that Kelly, in his opinion, was one of the greatest halfbacks
staff will be
in the country, and a representative of uhe's
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Old Tom Slier, sports editor of the Orange and ;vhlte at the University of Tennessee, is singing the blues. The Vols are deiu'toiy nut of the
championship running and face probable defeat in at least two ether
games on their schedule. But Tom is gathering up his tears and tly jw-ithe water at Kentucky.
Last week Tom dug deep into his bag of eloquence and produced
the following:
football squad, led by the redoutable
"Kentucky's
Kelly, should be having a big time romping among the weakerf sisters of
the loop. They remind this writer of antelopes playing among the clover.
And no one can recollect when clover (or whatever antelopes run in) ever
hurt an agile and elusive animal like the antelope.
"When the final reckoning Is made and should the Wildcats be undefeated, a great and pitiful groan will be heard from the Blue Grass if the
Kentuckians are not acclaimed champions. But with only two really
hard games on their slate it is hardly probable that Damage's men will
be considered for all their reputation and unquestioned talent."
I must agree with Ton. Kentucky has only two hard games on
schedule this year. They are Alabama and Duke. It is to be regretted that Kentucky must play such teams as Sewanee, Virginia,
Tennessee, and Maryviile, when they have their best team in history.

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The seventh annual convention of
the Kentucky Educational Association closed at noon, Saturday, October 24th, following a general meeting at which Pres. Frank L. Mc-Vpresided. Approximately 1200
educators from all sections of the
state were, present. At the closing
meeting the principal speai;er was.
Dr Corlton Washburn, superintendent of the Winnetka, ill., public
schools and one of the foremost
authorites on public school movements.
His subject was "Two
"Movements in Present Day Education." Others who spoke nt the final meeting were Dr. Hamilton
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Holt, president of Rollins College,
whose subject was "Humanizing Education" and Dr. Frank Bachman,
of George Peabody College for
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Teachers who spoke on "Tho Teacher and the State.''
The conference opened October
23 at 2 p. m. Sectional meetings
were held at the university training
school throughout the three-da- y
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meetlnrc.
Dr. Jesse E. Adams presided at the meeting of those Intereducation.
ested in elementary
Prof. Paul Boyd presided at the college education meeting. The group
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interested in social sciences was under the direction of Prof. J. C. Jones
and Dnan F. L. RnJney presided over
tne college registrar's meeting.
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authorities discuss nroblems of
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Father Time may reap his years,
And stow them all away,
But listen here, old grads
Seal them out today.
Those years that faded long ago
Are yours to live again.
Just stead a memory out of it
Before He locks you in.

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Six Games Warded

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Six Southern Conference football
games have been scheduled by the
university athletic association for
the Wildcat grid season of 1931, according to an announcement by
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James R. Miner (Student).

The University Club of the first
Presbyterian church held Its second
weekly meeting in the dining room
of the church last Monday evening.
Dinner was served to the members
and was followed by an address
by Cant Clyde Grady, of the mill'
tary d ointment. The club Is com
posed Hitirely of university students
and i .urdlal wclcomo has been
extenati to all those who wish to
attend.

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Only two of these remain
The first meeting for tfte current
to be contracted. Unsuccessful at- session of heads of departments of
tempts have been made this fAll to the College of Arts and Sciences
arrange games with the following will be held Thursday, November 6
institutions:
Notre Dame, Army, at 6:30, at the home of Dean Paul
Navy,
Princeton, Harvard, Yale, P. Boyd.
Mrs. Boyd will give a
Educational Association Holds Carnegie Tech, Dartmouth, Ford-ha- dinner for the twenty-fou- r
heads
Meeting of Seventh
New York University and sev- on this occasion, after which eduFinal
cational programs will be discussed.
Edu- eral others.
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They select for tho College girl lovely togs with mannish air and feminine
Hare, frocks for sorority teas that are quite sophisticated, the loveliest
Grecian evening gowns for proms and frat dances and accessories for
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All the smartly dressed Collegians do their shopping here and own a wardrobe of our usual standard of tailoring, quality and fashion-rightneat
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