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WILOOR O. FJIYE
FRANCES HOLLIDAY
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Assistant Managing Editor

EDITOR

ASSOCIATE

E. Kruger

Virginia Dougherty

ASSISTANT EDITORS
Virginia Nevlna
L. W. McMurray
Daniel Goodman
Edna Smith
P. II. Landrum
Virginia Hatcher
Oertrude Evan
Xellena Cole
MORTON

Newa Editor
WALKER
ASSISTANT NEWS EDITORS
Horace Miner
Sue Dlckerson

Lawrence Herron
ELLEN

Society Editor

MINIHAN
ASSISTANTS

Rmlly Hardin

Eleanor Smith

Elizabeth Poole

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VERNON D. ROOKS
SPORTS
Elbert McDonald

Sports Editor

WRITERS

Assistant Sport Editor
Ralph Johnson
Kathryn Williams
Edgar Turley
Joseph Conboy
Totsy Rose
Oeorgc Kay
Harry Dent
John Murphy
Lawrence Crump
WRITERS
P. Davis Rankin

SPECIAL
Thomas L. Riley

REPORTERS
William Bhafer
Louise Thompson
John Watts
Buford Upham
Kathryn Aufenkamp Harry Varlle
Mary Prince Fowler Ocorge Walte Joanne Carlgan
Oeorge
Redden Beuna Mathls Owen pnuupj
Cameron Collman
Turner Howard
Mary Oalloway Orlfllth Mary Elizabeth Price
Malcolm Barnes
Mary Virginia Halley
Polly Reese
Keith Hemphill

who once served and assisted in building the
character of the institution.
And then there is always a good football
game. This year the Wildcats are going to
play the mighty Crimson Tide from the University of Alabama. That the game is going
to be a thriller is not doubted, but as yet the
winner is not known. The home team is going
to give all of its skill and ability to make happy
the thousands to be housed Saturday in McLean stadium. May it win a decisive victory,
is our prayer, so that not only the school will
feel the tilt of pride, but that all persons coming to the university Saturday can depart with
no scar on their feelings of warm regard for
the alma mater that is the one and only
Kentucky.

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ALBERT J. KIKEL
H. P. Klrkman
James Randall
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YEA! KENTUCKY!

Facing a crucial moment In her bid for
Southern Conference honors, Kentucky enters
Saturday's encounter with the student body of
more than three thousand staunch supporters
loyally backing her. Much depends upon the
outcome of the game more, indeed, than has
depended upon an ecnounter of such a nature
in Kentucky for many years. The game cannot
fail to be a fight to the finish a light, the outcome of which will be watched for all over the
A victory for Kentucky would mean
nation.
much. Win or lose, however, Kentucky's Wild'
cats are assured of the heartiest backing of the
university and of the commonwealth. In turn,
the student body is assured that they have a
team that will give all that is in them an all
which any foe may well anticipate with qualms.
With such a combination success can well be
hoped for.
YEA, KENTUCKY! BEAT ALABAMA!

THE BEST IN DIXIE

Saturday, more than twenty thousand per-o- ns
again will proclaim them "The best band
in Dixie". Saturday, more than twenty thousand persons will be right in their judgment,
regardless of the fact that Alabama is sending
her band here with the Tide. That shows our
confidence in Kentucky.
Too much praise cannot be given Professor
Sulzer for the remarkable work he has done
during the past few years in developing a musical organization which has attained each year
nation-wid- e
fame. Too much praise cannot be
given the members of the band who contribute
so much to the advertisement of 'the university
and to the entertainment of the student body,
nor to Mr. Knight, of the military department,
who so ably instructs the musicians how to form
those complicated letters on the greensward of
Long hours of patient practice,
Stoll field.
coupled with a willingness and a desire to do
their bit in promoting the interests of their
school, is necessary before such a band can
properly function or can in such a measure so
ably represent the university.
Saturday more than twenty thousand persons
will thrill as the band marches forth on the
field to extend Kentucky's most cordial welcome
to the Crimson Tide of Alabama. Saturday,
hundreds of former students will live again their
own college days days vividly recalled by the
band, one landmark at least which is familiar
among a multitude of new ones somehow
strangely fumHiar and feel as a result a pleas- warmness about the heart. To the band,
a toast.
Hots off I The band is marching by!

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Hail Kentucky, Alma Mater I
Even a university has its Mg moment. Arrival
Distant lands thy children claim;
of Alabama's Crimson Tide at Lexington occaDearest still Kentucky's name.
sions nn expression of our heartiest greetings
Still Kentucky's soil Is dearest,
to the worthy foe of the Wildcats. The univerTo the blue and white we're true.
sity itself is too gigantic a thing to proffer its
Kentucky, unto thee.
True,
own welcome to the Tide, so The Kernel gladly
Teach each generation new
Nc'vcr to fall In loyalty.
takes n hand in these sincere ceremonies.
Hall Kentucky, Alma Mater I With a song
It is a big moment of a big football year in
In the heart and eyes alight with Joy, children the biggest way Kentucky has ever known. It
of distant lands and Kentucky's soil are re- - is the record following of tn.u nnrved sun- turning to the university on their annual trek!
thRt makes
Kernel doubly nnxlous
to the homecoming game. By their returning, and probably Infinitely
effective in conveying to
they prove to the world that the spirit of the Crimson Tide our unbounded Joy in having
loyalty fostered by the mother institution when them here, because Alabama deserves to know
they were in school is breasting the years with
that Kentucky's welcome comes not as a mere
undiminished vigor.
formality through her official organ, but issues
Those who claim homecoming preparations vociferously from every individual of her thouare a waste of time and endeavor, do not real- sands of both men and women admirers.
ize the deep significance given them by college
Whether Alabama ruins our chance for the
graduates.
After leaving school, they for a
Southern Conference title again, or goes down
time are lost. The worl dis a different place
to grim defeat in no way affects our cordial enthan that in which they spent several years
to be their host. Nothing has better
preparing for a profession. And there is no thusiasm
g,
to true hospitality than a
other outlet for pent up desires to reenter col- claim sportsmanlike
football team, a team that
legiate circles, than homecomings. Thus it is clean,
puts the value of the game not on victory but
that, they return once a year to their, alma on determined, tireless-effo- rt
and the game Itmater, happy and boisterous as they Join the
self.
Alabama has never gone into a contest
throngs in and about the old school..
Kentucky without holding victory a secThe university is a proud host on these oc- with
to the finer traits of character
casions, with a welcome in every department, ondary interest
full play and command more respect
from every student. It is delighted once again that find
any final score.
So we say, welcome,
to establish contact with those who have car- than
ried its name to successful careers, with those Tide!

Newspaper of the Students of the University
of Kentucky, Lexington

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WELCOME, TIDE!

HOMECOMING

The Kentucky Kernel

SKYROCKETING
CONFERENCE FOOTBALL
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THEKAMPUS KAT
Saturday, The Kampus Kat, famed and notorious university scandal sheet will appear at
the Alabama game, its magazlned pages overflowing with smart wisecracks and purported
"dirt'' on various campus figures. It Is expected
to create something of a furore among students
among students and faculty.
Although The Kat at times touches some very
tender spots, it should be remembered that it is
all in fun and that a secret brought to light
usually remains known only to the editors and
the person at whom the particular story is dl
rected. Others may read, but they can only
surmise. Therefoe, an expose does no particular
harm and may be classified as a two-wa- y
Joke
betweeen The Kat and the subject matter of
the story.
The Kat is a student publication under the
auspices of the university and Sigma Delta Chi,
honorary Journalism fraternity.
For that rea
son, it should be patronized extensively by stu
dents so that in time a real humor magazine may
develop for Kentucky.

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been a selfish lot this year. What have they
done but taken taken advantage of northern
and eastern teams that expected mere workouts,
stealing the show from intersectlonal foes?
The North and East have been kind enough to
give them a foot, and our southern gentlemen
SECTION
have taken no less than a yard. Insultingly
Parties, Scenes from Contemporary New York
beyond a doubt.
rude,
Life.
Georgia traveled to the town it was born in,
New Haven, played the school that brought it
By Carl Van Vechten, Alfred A. Knopf, 1930
into existence, and was tactless enough to march
back to Georgia with Yale's scalp. Florida tri
There are three different impressions that
umphed over man and climate In conquering the reader may get from Carl Van Vechten's
Chicago and managed to beat its way home "Parties." The first is that everybody in New
without so much as a leaden carcass. Little York is habitually drunk, the" second, that the
Duke, baby of the conference, gave indications author must have been drunk when he wrote
of being a child genius by going to Annapolis the book, and the third, that the reader himand scuttling Uncle Sam's Navy not a bad little self has been influenced by the constant sugfeat In itself. Proud Vanderbilt cut another gestion into the celebrated state of insensibility,
niche for conference teams and romped off with Only in one or two minor places does the book
Minnesota's party held in their honor.
live up to its sub-tit- le
and give a sane Idea
And every one of these intersectlonal teams of the character of contemporary New York.
was played in the North or East. Tulane For the most part the author devotes himself
and Virginia were the two that saved the repu- to presenting a dim plot through the haze of
tation of the southerners they acted the part intoxication.
At irregular
intervals
there
of gentlemen graciously enough. Smouldering emerges a heroine whose only human trait is
in vague unconsciousness, we profess to see the jealousy. The rest of her Is as undecided as
Cavaliers and the Green Wave making designs the character of her husband. Neither of them
v
on other northern teams, and probably next are sober during a period of time long enough
year word of our fine southern hospitality will for even their friends to know what they are
spread north, and then the South will have like.
to play ball in its own backyard without any
In spite of the fact that Carl Van Vechten,
more intersectlonal playmates.
habitue of New York night club", has acquired
Southern Conference football has strode to
profound and extensive 'knowledge of all
the top, and a thorough, decisive step it has
varieties of liquors, he has surely exhausted his
been. Football in the South has risen to ranks
vocabulary of inebriating terms. In fact the
of highest calibre and at last is able to maintain
book mlpht lie called a rhapsody In brew. There
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its claim to
football on a par with that is
satire to be found in "Parties," and here and
of any section of the country by concrete facts
there one finds an epigram, but the Van Vechvictories in intersectlonal games.
ten vintage of "Peter Whiffle" has been someThe Indolent web of shiftless, careless south- what water. It seems as though the former
em colleglate athletics lias been ruthlessly
swept aside. The country should have no dlfli- - music and dramatic critic had started on one
of the evening party cycles which he describes,
culty recognizing a new factor, the vitally new
strong, had staymid powerful antagonist to be taken into con-a- nt had found his host's wine too
ed bemuddled at the same party all night long,
n,
slderatlon whenever comparison of national
legiate sports is studied. Southern Conference and there had ended the story.
football has emerged from its life-lon- g
lethargy.
HARRIET KERSLAKE

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