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Kittenettes

Lose
First Two
Games of Southern Trip; Come
Back Strong in Last.

After dropping the first two games
of their Southern trip, the University
of Kentucky Kittenettes
came back
in the final game Monday night and
conquered the Chattanooga
baskctccrs on the Tennessee floor.
The game was oloscly contested
from start to finish and the scoring
was neck and neck until the final whistle was sounded. The shooting of
Miss Blanding and the floor work of
Miss Potter 'featured the game while
Miss Ingram, Chattanooga running
guard, contributed with some of the
flashiest work o fthc evening.
Chattanooga got off to a lead but
Kentucky ran close behind and the
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score kept almost even in a
fashion. The Tennessee girls
lead at the end of the first half, 10-Kentucky staged a rally in the second
period and with but 30 seconds ito
play the Kittenettes lead their
by one point, the tally standing
Miss Blanding then put the
game on ice when she rang a field
goal just before the final whistle.
Summary:
Kentucky 21
Chattanooga 18
Blanding 17
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Bunnett
Stagmair 10
Carroll
F
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Harrell
Potter 2
G
Ingarm 2
Harrison
Ligon
G
Chapman
Kentucky, Wilson 2;
Substitutes:
Chattanooga: Sussdorf.
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able that the Crimson will be found on
the Cat schedule this year.
The Southern trip, which begins
May 7, will be the acid test for the
Forwards: Rcifkcn, Kentucky,
Blue and White horschidc pounders,
Long, Georgetown, R. Powell,
for the Cats will engage in six conTransylvania.
tests in as many days with three of
Transylvania, Creech, Centre.
the most formidable
nines in the
Centers: Jacoby, Georgetown,
South. Ogelthorpe also has two conGlenn, Wcslcyan.
tests with the Cats at Lexington, making a total of four scraps between the
Guards: Burnham, Kentucky,
two schools on the diamond this year.
T. Snowday, Centre, Kemper,
Notre Dame, Michigan and Cin
Georgetown, Rice, Kentucky.
c'niiPti always have good teams atu'
their appearances on Stoll Field
should attract a great many spectaBASEBALL SCHEDULE FOR tors. Centre and Georgetown always
fight hardest against the Cats, so the
Blue
squad
have very
1923 HAS BEEN POSTED stiff and White ahead will them a when
schedule
of
they start warming up their "old soup
Southern Trip Begins May 7; bones" early next month under the
supervision of Coach Cy Barger and
Cats to Meet Six Strong
Captain "Dutch" Burnham.
Teams

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Daddy Boles, athletic director of
the University has announced the following schedule for the Blue and
White baseball squad for the season
of 1923:
March 29 Georgetown at Georgetown.
April 6 Notre Dame here.
April 7 Michigan here.
April 12 and 13 Ogelthorpe here.
April 21 Cincinnati at Cincinnati.
April 28 Cincinnati here.
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May 9 and 10 Ogelthorpe at Atlanta.
May 11 and 12 Georgia Tech at
Atlanta.
May 18 Georgetown here.
The two contests with Centre are
still pending but it is a surety that the
Colonels will play two contests with
the Cats. "Daddy" Boles is negotiating with the University of Alabama for
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