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KENTUCKY KERNEL

THE KENTUCKY KERNEL
Published every Friday throunhout the college jrttr by the student lody of the
UnlTemity of Kentucky
Th KentueVy Kernel U the official newspaper of the students ni alumni of the
UnWerslty of Kentucky.

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NEWS EDITOR
Virginia Kelley
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Scabbard & Blade Host
at Dinner Dance Friday Night

tain Vernon Pritchard, of the Sixth
Field Artillery; and Major Robert
O'Brien of Fifth Corps Area Headquarters, Columbus, Ohio
Twenty-tw- o
units in eighteen states
have been inspected by the board
and will .be graded on the following
points: support given the unit by
the student body; support given the
unit by the institution; and theoretiEleven
cal and practical instruction.
of the units will be chosen and the
results will be announced as soon as
completed, which will be about July 1.
Classroom work of basic and
classes in Military Science
and Tactics was inspected in the
morning and the afternoon was devoted entirely to drill and outdoor
work. A machine gun drill given
the first platoon, commanded by Capt.
Sterling Towles and Major William
Minter, commanded close order drill.
The regiment passed in review at 3:30
led by the band and its sponsor, the
other companies following in alphabetical order.
The Kentucky chapter of Scabbard
and Blade was host at a dinner dance
Friday night at the Lafayette hotel
in honor of the visiting officers and
members of the Military department
and sponsors.
After the annual inspection, the
next important event for the department is Field Day, which will be
held on May 28. At this time there
will be sham battles and other mili- -

With this issue of the Kernel, publication will cease for the current
session, a custom which has been adhered to by the student paper for the
last ten years, in order to give the staff opportunity to prepare for cxami- nations and commencement.
Wc cannot say goodbye for the brief season that intervenes this period
and our coming together again next fall, without expressing appreciation
for the loyalty, industry and satisfactory work done by the staff through- '
out the session.
If this paper has improved within the nine months about to close, as
partial friends have been good enough to say it has, that improvement has
been due, in the larger sense, to the hearty cooperation of its staff and
the generally friendly attitude of the student body toward it. We have made
mistakes; we will perhaps make many more; but we hope, through cooperation and general continuation of the helpful attitude of both faculty and
students, to continue to win commendation like that which some have accorded to us.
The session of 1925 and '2G will disclose many improvements in the
university, among which the Kernel is pleased to say that it will be in a
position to play some small part, at least. It has purchased a new press
and equipment and expects, for the first time in the history of the institution, to publish the student paper on the grounds.
We say not "goodbye" to the student body, but merely "au revoir,"
hoping that we shall meet again in the forthcoming autumn with improved
vigor and new inspiration for a useful session's work in every department
of the university.
That the university has gone forward this year, none can deny; that
it has reached higher ground through the able leadership of its great chief,
and the added inspiration of marked cooperation and broader vision in its
every field of endeavor, is known on every hand.
For these things we felicitate ourselves and entertain the abiding hope
that the next session will be still greater than .the one now closing and that ROMANY PLAY IS POSTPONED
each thereafter shall represent an advance upon its predecessor.
UNTIL FALL, WITH SAME CAST

EXPLANATION

AND APOLOGY

In last Friday's issue of the Kernel appeared a poem under the heading,
which has been severely and justly criticized even by
"To the
of the paper.
friends and
The Kernel arises to a point of personal privilege to express regret, indeed, to offer apology to the young women of the campus for its appearance.
Of course the writer intended no offense. Through a spirit of levity,
and in response to a similar utterance written by young women and appearing in the current Annual this poem was published; but we realize in
the light of maturer thought and the added gravity that attends matter in
its printed form, which does not always impress the editor while in copy,
we realize that a grave mistake was made in publishing it. We sincerely
hope that any who may have felt offense may accept this apology and per- mit us to make amends by more critical observation of matter submitted
for publication henceforth than, we admit, we have shown in this instance.
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The Romany production, "The Dover Road," which was to have begun
Wednesday of this Week, will not be
given at all this session, as one of
the men, who was to have taken a
lading part, has been called out of
town. However, the play will be the
first of the Romany productions given next fall, probably early in September or October. So far as possible
the same cast will be retained.

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care of Warden, Up the River.

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OTHERS $45

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$6.00
The' authenic college Tuxedo
correct for every event on
the University social calendar.
Tailored in the English manner
loose fitting coat with satin
lapels and wide trousers.
A
valuejthat is beyond comparison.

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A suggestion of ours why not plan to select an extra pair to take home
with you? Then you'll know the shoe question is
taken care of until Fall.
We're mighty pleased to have met and
known you fellows this year. Don't forget to drop
in and see us before you start back home.
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by handWherein the Kelschief Club is dising myself n few bouquets? The banded.
colyum has just been awarded the
Lucius P. Hornnday prize for not
Wherein we say goodbye.
once mentioning "licker" during its
Nowadays, it is the vogue nmong
brief existence. Woeful to relate, I
missed another, the one to that as- the intellegentsia to shout chauvinpiring author who mentions not in ism when the flag is waved; to cry
his manuscript the ubiquitous co-ehokum when the curtain rises for
But I couldn't resist lugging one or
two in by the ears the proper way the last scene nnd discloses the old
to lug them, many say so the nward homestend; to yell bosh at all talk
will not be made this year. To com- of college spirit. Sob stuq can, of
plete the floral decorations, here are course, be overdone.
Still, one has
a few testimonials:
missed a measure of happiness who
Mrs. N. E. Jukes, 100 N. Flewitt feels no twinge of sorrow on leaving
street," city, says, "I had contracted familinr scenes. Ivy has n way of
a severe case of fallen nrches. Nothtwining itself around hearts as well
ing seemed to help me. After im- ns old red bricks. Nor shall we easily
bibing Squirrel Food, leastways that's forget the place where we, in all of
what I think it was, I am today prac-tcnll- y youth's confidence, laughed at trageas good as ever. I tell all the dies, wept nt comedies, and dared to
neighbors, there's nothing like Squir- dream brave iridescent dreams. Unrel Food."
dergraduate daysl They pass and n
"I recommend it highly as a sopo- graceful tiremc sinks far out at sea.
rific," writes dignified Dr. A. Y. Doo-fu- s, But the figure-hea- d
will float and it
graduate of the Parmer School of may be that some good day we shall
therapeutic dynamics.
upon a coral
find that figure-hea- d
"Locomoror ataxia bothered me un- beach and picking it up discover
til I got hold of Squirrel Fool. Now memory.
nothing bothers me," affirms A. BachFor you, who perchance have
elor, of Salt Lake City.
laughed at or with me, who have unOso Thinnc eagerly testifies, "I ashamedly read my doggerel: for you
weighed 450 pounds. It was hard for I wish than when the gates of Parame to accompany myself around. dise swing open wide, ns they will
Squirrel eventually swing, and you salute the
Some friend recommended
Food. As per directions for obesity, keeper of the gates, that you may,
I began taking it before and after like Cyrano, sweep the azure thresh-hol- d
with an unblemished plume.
Soon it was no hardship to
meals.
Today lots of
dispense with meals.
Having said which, our hero propeople mistake me for a stray moon- ceeds to commit anticlimax by wrapping his wardrobe trunk about him
beam."
Make all checks payable to One and faring forth to greener fields and
beauty more naive.
Night Stand, Lexington, or after Juno
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University Lunch Room
College Humor

T FOOD

THE FLORSHEIM SHOE

EVERY STUDENT'S BUSINESS
A mass meeting in which every student of the university will feel a direct and personal interest will be held next Tuesday morning at the fourth
hour in the new gymnasium building. At this meeting a proposition in which
each should have and will have an equal voice, will be placed before the
students. It is the matter of adding one dollar each semester to the fees
for athletic purposes.
The Athletic Council is approximately $40,000 in debt; it faces today
a situation which must bo remedied by some means. The Board of Trustees of the university is averse to adding anything to the semester fees
of the institution, although these are admittedly among the lowest in the
country for such schools as this. A proposition is to be submitted to the
student body that it express its opinion as to whether it should voluntarily
.take upon itself an additional levy of one dollar a semester as a remedy
for the stuation.
Next Tuesday's meeting has been called in order that the matter may
be discussed pro and con, Every student is invited to take part in this
A discussion, and to place his or her views before the student body as a whole.
''.Two days later a vote will be taken, a secret ballot, to register the senti- ment of those who will be affected by the ruing in case it is instituted.
Those who expect to vote in this matter should go to the mass meeting and
be informed concerning the situation before they cast their ballots, for a
vote cast in ignorance is a power misused.

QDIRREIk
After Dinner Education

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Willy King

ONLY AU REVOIR

GRAVES, COX & CO.

Brown, Pritchard and
O'Brien are Officers
in Charge

REPORTERS
Virginia Conroy
Ronald Roberta
The nnnunl inspection of the R. O.
SFORT EDITOR
Annabellc Murphy
Mnbcl C. Graham
Frank K. Hoover
Ava Cawood
Maria Middletown T. C. regiment of the university held
ASSISTANTS
Kyle Whitehead
Helen Shelton last Friday before the visiting officers
Warren A. Price
Gordon Davis
Nellie Torlan
I.ovell Underwood Lois Hargett
Frank Smith
Virginia lloyd
Ernestine Cross was quite a success and the results
Charles M. Dowdcn
Lydin Roberta
Nell Plummer
Ralph Connell
Fred New will be announced
through the War
ASSOCIATE EDITORS
Milward
Amanda Sypert
Elizabeth Lllleston
Nlnn Howard Emmctt Terry Smith
Marjorie Rlackburn Department from Washington nbout
Martha
Edna Lewis Wells
Curtis Htiehler George Moore Jameson
Elbert Hell
Frances Lee
Ted McDowell
July 1.
C. H. Crawford
Eugenia O'llnrn Lit Helm
Elizabeth Ulnscock
Maria McElroy
The officers who made the inspecSQUIRREL FOOD
tion were Lieutenant Colonel Lewis
Karl Lewis
SOCIETY EDITOR
Brown, Jr., in charge of R. O. T. C.
Edith Minihnn
ASSISTANT
EXCHANGE EDITOR
affairs for the chief of cavalry; CapThelmn Snyder
Dorothy Stcbblns
Pauline Adams

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