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BOHEMIA SAYS

BIBLE CLASSES OF U. K.
THE STADIUM

Three Groups of Students Are
Honored For Their
The Men's Bible Class for 'tih past
year held a banquet Thirrsday at 6
o'clock at the Y. M. C. A. There were
48 students present to honor the three
groups living at 628 South Limestone,
155 Virginia Ave., and 344 Harrison
Ave. who were 100 per cent in atend-anc-

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I've heard the old ramshackle
Kentucky bleachers crackle
Each time a Wildcat tackle
Tore off a halfback's feet.
I've seen the people wishing
They'd never bought admission
They had a premonition
They'd never get a seat.

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Short talks were made by Dean Boyd
Professor Bureau, Mr. Russell and
Dean Massie, of Christ Church Cathedral. There are 20 groups in the University who .have completed the course,
Ten where led .by faculty members,
nine by students and one by a minister. The attendance for ten weeks
was 3,017 wilth an average attendance
of 301 a week.
The following groups have completed the course: Alpha Gamma Rho,
Alpha Sigma Phi, Alpha Tau Omega,
Delta Chi, Kappa Sigma, Phi Kappa
Alpha, Sigma Alpha Epsilon, Sigma
Chi, Sigma Nu, Tau Delta Alpha and
Triangle.
The following rooming
houses have completed the course: 381
South Upper, 628 South Limestone,
155 Virginia Avenue, 334 Harrison Av.,
409 Linden Walk, 328 Aylesford, first
and second floors of the Men's Dormitory, and the third and fourth floors
of the Dormitory.
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TO SING AT
WOODLAND AUDITORIUM

GALLI-CUR-

of

the foremost singer in
the world, the greatest coloratura soprano of all ages will sing in Wood
land Auditorium, Lexington, Wednesday evening, May 9, at 8:15 o'clock.
One's imagination leaps ahead of mere
words as an adequate expression of
i.
Her voice is
the art of
one of heavenly beauty, wonderfully
pure, amazingly flexible, and of even
quality throughout its entire compass
a voice that haunts the memory.
Galli Curci is now in the biggest
The insistent
season of her career.
demands for her appearances are so
great that only a minor part of them
can possibly be taken care of during
the present season. It is due to the
cancellation of a date that has made
it possible for Kentucky to be thus
honored by the presence of this great
artist at this time.
Other states celebrate the beautiful
month of May with their "May Festival." There is not a more adequate
way for Kentuckians to grace this
beautiful season of spring than by
sitting at the feet of
"the
foremost singer of the world today"
and experiencing the delight that one
gets from coming under the spell of
this great master of song.
Tickets are on sale now at the Lexington College of Music, Lexington
and will be on sale in Ben Ali Theatre
lobby beginning Monday, May 7 at
9 a. m. Prices are $3.85, $3.30, $2.75
and $2.20 including war tax. Order
tickets now.
Galli-Curc-

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Galli-Curc-

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Mr. C. O. Mattingly, student assistant in Botany, has been appointed
principal of the Warsaw high school
or next year.

But soon we'll holler louder,
With voices more and prouder;
We'll entertain the crowd, or
Try mighty hard, by guml
Then watch each prof and scholar
That ever gave a dollar
Stick out his chest and holler,
"Gaze on our stadium 1"

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BEN ALI THEATRE:

'THE BIGGEST SHOW ON EARTH FOR THE MONEY."

SHOW OUTSIDE A CIRCUS"

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BANQUET GIVEN TO MENS

Concert to be Fitting Celebration
May Day, May 9

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THEATRE

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THREE-RIN-

at tlieTlie College Boy, "VODVIL'S" BIG
"VODVIL" OF
HIGH

to retain its freshness as long as you
do.

NOTE The foregoing rules of etiquette have been compiled after careful study, on the part of the author,
of the usual procedure existing in girls
dormitories and sorority houses.
M. E. J. '23.

The Phoenix Hotel
LEXINGTON, KY.

Bohemia has no political interests
to foster, but to save ourselves the
embarrassment of refusing hearty cooperation to the other ten candidates
it hereby announces itself heartily in
favor of Norris Royden for president
of the Student Government Council.

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Old clothing for he relief of European" students will continue to be col-

lected this week and next. Anyone
who has any old garments or shoes to
give away is requested to leave them
Rules of Etiquette
at one of the fraternity houses, the
Chapter 1 (Concerning Burglars)
University "Y" rooms, or the dormiRule 1. Never observe a burglar tory or to call 2428 or 3236-y- .
when you arc alone. You would be
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considered the victim of hallucinaProf. E. F. Farquhar delivered the
tions and your testimony would be commencement address at Science Hill
discarded. Your friends might call the Friday night.
police tout only for the sake of politeness.
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Rule 2. When properly equipped
with a witness or witnesses you may
"The Show Place in Lexington"
observe burglars to your heart's content.
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Rule 3. Ordinary Procedure'
a. Scream. Scream louder and allow the witnesses to scream with you.
Encourage the gifted memibers of the
group to indulge in hysterics. Call
FLORISTS
your neighbors, call your friends and,
Phone 1419-- y
417 E. Maxwell
above all call your latest crush.
Scream, "Help! Murder! Fire!" at the
Lexington, Ky.
top of your lungs. This is the crisis,
I
make the most of it.
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b. Last of all, call the police. They
appreciate this delicate attention. They
will arrive in time to
the
neighborhood and assure you of your
absolute safety.
c. Talk of your burglar continually
for the next week and after that introduce the subject as often as you
can find an opening for it.
Rule 4. Extraordinary Procedure:
a. Remain silent. Feign unconcern,
permitting only an occasional shudder. Manouver so that one person
reaches the telephone without. attracting the burglar's attention. This person calls the police. Practice deep
breathing exercises and ma:nta:n silence until the police arrive.
b. The police arrive silently, hold
a whispered conversation with their
informant, and catch the burglar. It
is customary to gnaw the fingernails
or weep quietly during this portion of
the ritual.
c.
Pandemonium ibreaks loose!
Give way to your feelings and join
the others in illustrating the extremes
of emotion. Scream; faint; revive;
scream; faint; revive; and continue
ad libitum. Clutch the nearest policeman and succumb upon his rnanly
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chest. Then resume the system of
fainting, reviving and screaming.
d. Talk of the episode continuously
for the next three months, allowing no
interruptions. Add details and lengthen the narrative as often as possible.
It is only courteous to describe your
East Main, Near Lime.
burglar as an ugly villian of the deepest dye, but never forget that you are
the principal character in the thrilling narrative. The story of your capture of the burglar is a valuable anecdote to relate at dinner prties and
other social affairs. Jt is guaranteed

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CHAS. H. BERRYMAN,

JOHN O. CRAMER, Mgr.

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