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THE KENTUCKY KERNEL
virtually made the trip through the
courtesy of the conductor that Is,
tho conductor was too much n
gentleman to make the girls get out
of their berths to sec whether or
not some collegiate gangster was
hidden In the background.

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By MALCOLM KENT
Pull out the bright red shawl,
boys and girls, for tho Volunteers
are comlnft Thursday with all their
old line of "bull" about the best
team in the nation and all of that.
Maybe we can make them see red.
From this distance, Coach Ncyland's
feet look like Icebergs cold! However, there ought to be a good time
had by all In case the Wildcats lose
their pajamas and silk undlcs between halves. Their manly forms
should be cause for a great rejoicing among the co-ewho have been
pining for grid player's
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Huntington, West Virginia, takes
around since damage hid the team the wedding cake for being the most
somewhere In Kentucky.
hospitable city In the country. While
special train of rooters was passThat V. M. I. game was a whang! the through, one of the band boys
ing
The writer never saw so much llkkcr was arrested on the general principle
since the prohls raided the Tavern that ho had broken a window Just
last semester. But, strange to say, because someone had broken a winthere wasn't a drunk to be seen from dow by throwing a cream pie at It.
the time the train left Lexington, Now everyone knows that a band
Ky., until It returned to Lexington, boy would never break a wndow. He
Ky. Of course several of the eels Is never In condition to break trainpassed out cold, but that ing, to say nothing of plate glass
and co-ewas only from the cxcltment of see- windows.
ing Kentucky win a football game
after trailing the Flying Squadron at And after the games In dear old
the half. A group of morons took Vlrglnny there were several dances
advantage of the C&O road and of tho wall flower variety. Tho
writer went to the Washington and
Lcc homecoming brawl after unwinding more red tape than the war
department
used In convicting
Benedict Arnold. By the time one
got to the Jig all of the pretty women had developed hoof and mouth
dicscase that Is, they danced on
the swollen bunions and talked about
the wonderful orchestra.

YEA, WILDCATS

We are very anxious to make friends
with all visitors.

Did anyone hear the story of the
Kappas who decided to stay home
from the Centre game and enjoy a
nice quiet little afternoon and evening? If you haven't, The Tavern
has a full report.

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and Confectionery

Just in case the parents can get a
ticket to the Thanksgiving game, a
warning would be In order that the
famous "beer keg" does not In fact
belong to the student council but is
merely used by the members between
halves so they won't catch their
death of cold.
Since everybody has caught the
fever of selecting
team, Squirrel Food lays
this choice before the gullible student body: Coaches, Gamage and
Shively; team, Danville's two country Journalists; Judges, the Centre
Cento.
Advertisement in the Lexington
Leader: "Kentucky Mother's Plan
Enlists the Aid of Many
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Regular plate lunch
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Masticating
Have Nothing on
Monkeys When It Comes to Gum !
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By FRANCES HOMJDAY
The little black-fncc- d
monkeys,)
owned by the University engineers,
chew gum with as much agility as
any audacious flapper, and with
much more enjoyment and diver- sion.
Naturally greedy, and anxious for
anything that comes into their-sight- ,
the entire contingency of the;
monkey-cag- e
will rush to the wires
and poke miniature black fingers
through for anything within their
reach.
One-fift- h
of an ordinary cake of
chewing gum makes the exact
amount for a monkey of average
masticating ability to chew thoroughly. But, as long as they can
get more, they will cram It Into
their little round mouths.
In a group of four or five hairy
little fellows, one will most likely
dominate, and this blustering monkey will contrive to obtain the
greater portion of the gift. When
he has snatched a surfeit of the
waxy substance he will switch his
little brown body to the other side

J. W. Cammack, attorney general
of the state of Kentucky, addressed
students of the Law College, at 10
o'clock Friday morning, In the lecture room of the Law building, on
"How to Prepare for the Practise
of Law." He contrasted the preparation required for the legal profession today with the preparation
which was necessary 35 years ago.
Attorney Cammack was introduced
by Dean Evans.
;j "Pleading Is the most important
part of law," Mr. Cammack stated
in giving his advice to students who
expect to follow that profession. The
importance in selecting a good location in which to practice was stressed by Mr. Cammack. He warned
students against being too anxious
to get Into an old firm, saying that
the average busy firm has no time
to teach law. "Go into business
alone, and get plenty of law books'
Mr. Cammack advised students.
In his discussion of the location
to be selected, Mr. Cammack stated
that a community which has a
courthouse is advantageous to the
young lawyer, because it affords access to valuable public records. He
advised students to learn to use a
typewriter, to get acquainted with
everyone, to be reliable, and to de
velop business integrity,

Welcome
ALUMNI

of the enclosure, let forth a scream
(which sounds as if the door hinges i
need oil) and tho other members of
his family will swing to the wires
for their gift of gum.
One by one the diminutive paws,
arc filled, flirted to their mouths,;
and with a flash of white teeth tho ,
chewing gum fulfills its purpose in
life. As the gum is chewed, the ex- prcsslon on the faces of the animals
Is as blank as that of a
co-ewho Is thoughtfully keepon her timepiece and an
ing e
car open for the bell. In fact, tho
monkeys likely model their facial
contortions on those of the passing,
maidens.
Their deep, brown eyes stare with
a knowing look at the donor and(
occasionally dart a swift glance at,
the lord of the cage as If afraid that
he will seek more of the gum.
A continual chatter rings from the
interior of the cage, which the mon-- !
keys probably intend to be Interpreted as thanks, but it is Just a
rusty squeak

Alumni Will Give
Homecoming Dance

Yea, Wildcats!
Beat Tennessee!
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A homecoming dance will be given
from 9 until 12 o'clock Thanksgiving
night, in the Men's gymnasium, by

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the Lexington Alumni club. The
dance will climax a day of activity,
the main part of which will be the
football game in the afternoon. The
Kentucklans and the Phoenix hotel
orchestra will furnish the music.
The committee for the dance is com
posed of Miss Marguerite McLaughlin, president of the Lexington
Alumni club; Dr. Davis Buckner,
president of the Alumni Association;
Dean Blanding, Miss Lucille Logan,
Dr. George Wilson, Dr. E. C. Elliott,
Mr. Wayland Rhoads, Mr. W. C.
Wilson, Mr. Walter Hlllenmeyer,
Mr. Raymond Connell, Miss Helen
King, and Miss Willie King.

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