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It's cnsy to figure how vc enn sell nil wool,
suits and topcoats at such a low price.
Just a square from the high rents, our low overhead,
and volume make it possible.
hand-tailore-

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Dress

Mufflers
$1 to $3.95

Gloves
$1.95 to $3

ROOSTER HATS $3.50

BEN ROOS, Inc.
MEN'S WEAR
Rep: Frank Sealc
Short and Lime

WHEN THE

The Lowenthal Shop
comes m fop a generous
poriion of Ihe conVePsaiion.
Especially al Ihis lime of
year when one simply
must buy new clorhes.
In Ihe cWat majopijy of'
cases this means a visit lo.
ihis slope.

Intramural Sports

COMMENTS

With the first total compilation of
point In the mod scramble of the
for points
may various organizations
Well,
Hnckmnn and Hug
never have plnycd In a losing foot- toward the Intramural Participation
trophy, the boys of Alpha Tau
ball game but vc would like to chip Omega find themselves on top of
In with the suggestion that If they the heap. The A.
T. O.'s have a
...
don't want to they had better sit total of 133 points at this stage of
tight on the bench tomorrow. 'Cause the race, while the Dclts arc In secDIVISIONS
VOLLEYBALL
Just about the time they finish wip- ond place and Sigma Nu has a hold
ing the cranberry Jelly off their on third money.
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Alpha Gamma Rho, Delta Tau
nice, clean shirt fronts after the reDelta, Kappa Alpha, Phi Delta
past, Conch Gnmnge will administer
Theta, Sigma Beta XI, Sigma Chi,
VOLLEYHALl
a bitter defeat as the desert. The
Triangle, and Alpha Gamma Epsl-lo- n.
Vols will play at the second table
The annual volleyball season was
for once and will consider them Inaugurated
2 Alpha Tau Omega, Alpha SigMonday night with
selves lucky If the 'Cats leave any- teams from both
fraternity divisions ma Phi, Delta Chi, Kappa Sigma,
thing other than scraps. Watch and performing.
Another league Is be- Pi Kappa Alpha, Phi Kappa Tau,
I
sec
ing organized and is expected to be- Phi Sigma Kappa, and Sigma Alpha
The courageous lads of Kappa gin action next week. This division Epsllon.
FRATERNITY STANDINGS
Alpha and Phi Delta Theta have
Name
Golf Tennis Cross- - Horse Roller Total
staged a comeback. Scorning the
by
Country Shoe Skating
all
threatening
ostraclzatlon
133
A. T. 0
27
24
7
polite society, these two Greek lodges
G
126
D. T. D
48
2
will Piicrnco in the brutal nastlmc of
112
Sigma Nu
81
23
8
shoeball one day next week. We also
C
16
Sigma Chi
18
82
understand that the Kappas win
18
17
S. A. E
72
25
serve tea during the recuperation
3
46
65
Delta Chi
periods, and at the end of the conKappa Sigma
41
32
9
tag game.
test, stage a benefit
11
35
8
6
Pi K. A
32
Sigma Beta Xi
28
4
But to get back to football now
28
Independents
28
Is the time for all good men and
10
21
Kappa Alpha
2
norw fnnlc r start, tholr micsslne
18
18
Phi Delte
contests otherwise known as choose,
14
6
Phi Slgs
ing
12
Alpha Sigs
teams. So
or
5
Alpha G. R
lust to cet a trood start on the right
1
Phi Taus
foot, the Colonel closed his eyes,
jumped.
counted eleven, and then
Whpn he nulled himself out of the lose a game. But as someone once until
the day they met the Illinois
gridiron muck and shook vigorously, remarked: "Why bring that up?"
and RED GRANGE. . . . And Kelly's
he found the following names from
style of running has often been
all sections of the country hanging
Centre college is the only S, I. A. likened to that of Grange. . . . and
on to his apparel.
when the Vol's meet Kelly &
For an appetizer, try these over A. representative in the state that that. . . Well, anything may happen.
has not met defeat by a conference co.
nn vnur nln.no and let the Colonel
know of your reaction. Send in your team and should take Georgetown
Don't fail to
And another thing
selections, not that they will make into camp to clinch the state S. I.
any difference In the opinions of the A. A. title, notwithstanding the 0 get your KAMPUS KAT Thursday,
team, because its a big special edition and
finnl inritres. but the Colonel will to 0 tie with Transy, which
use his influence (if any) to bring Georgetown beat 6 to 0. They will the best yet. And If you happen to
them before the critical students 01 play each other in Danville tomo- be sitting by any of your relatives,
rrowand again "Who cares about friends, or even strangers, at the
the University.
game tomorrow, be sure that you
that?"
First Team
see that they buy one. See that they
End
Donchess, Pitt
get one if you have to buy It for
Tackle
NagurskI, Minnesota
AND DID YOU KNOW THAT
Guard Kelly, star halfback of the Wildcats, them your self. Its gonna be red hot
Douds, Wash and Jeff
Center has been listed as second only to and have all the dirt of the campus
Moynihan, Notre Dame
Guard Albie Booth as one of the great in it. And gossip And scandal I
Barragcr, S. Call
Tackle sophomore backs of the year, by a All of it from the B. S. O. Coils to
Wolgast, Illinois
End leading
Michigan
sports
Truskowskl,
writer. . . . And the Chi Omega's.
Quarterback that Buddy Hackman and Paul
Uansa, Pitt
cneip. Armv
Halfback Hug, back and end, respectively, of
And if you happen to run across
Halfback the Tennessee team have never play- any Jokes or ryhmes in the KAT
McEver, Tennessee
Bergherm, Northwestern . . FUHDacK ed in a loosing game. . . . But then with any funny little signs in It like
Second Team
well, don't
the writer remembers WAY BACK this
ask questions
End WHEN Capf Steager of Michigan about it. Its probably a typograhlcal
Rnsenweie. Carnecle
Tackle had never played In a losing game error, anyway.
Sington, Alabama
uuara
Obst, Syracuse
Center
Caldwell, Yale
Guard
Perry, Army
Rioifrht,. Purdue
Tackle
End
Smith, Georgia
QuarternacK
Lom, California
A
od Photo of yourself will W"
Halfback
Marsters, Dartmouth
Fipishnnknr. Stanford
Halfback
W$m$& Ulil make a most acceptable Christ- - k" JSm!jKmOM
Fullback
mas Gift. Think about it, It Is f
Holm, Alabama

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Georgia Tech
John Hopkins
Maryland
Louisiana State
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Now readers, don't get alarmed at
heading of this column and think
we are having some ROYAL
cwnment on the game tomorrow.
Nothing like that. You see, the boss
said "plenty of copy" for the
Thanksgiving edition and this is Just
anotner way oi getting even mm
him. Anyway if this stuff should
happen to be over looked by the
editor and get into the paper well,
it's hardly likely that it will happen
again, so don't get sore and quit
reading THE KERNEL on that account.

that

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And another think about these
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right now to not read any further
unless maybe you are Just killing
time like I'm killing space and don't
for me.
care how you do ltto
Anyway its all bull-one- y.

Purdue has won a Big Ten title
32 years of valiant effort, and

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graced, and Bob Zuppke has proved
to a howling alumni association that
Doc Wilce wasn't such a bad coach
after all, and St. Mary's couldn't
wait for the outcome of the game
tomorrow to sign up Gamage's football team for some REAL opposition but went ahead and signed with
the rassorbacks of the University of
Arkansas, and that the University
of Louisville has won another football game, and the University of 'Detroit has at last lost a game, and
that Women are now going to
beauty experts to have their ears
trained back (Heyl who threw that
circle has at
brick?), and the Su-K- y
last gained favorable comment from
KERNEL, and oh, well, what's
the
the use listing any more
We can get down to
normalcy and talk football among
other things.

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Coach Gamage's Wildcats will
beat the Tennessee Vol's tomorrow
by the score of 13 to 7. Now say
As well as nerve.
that Isn't news.

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And next year the 'Cats won't

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115 West Main St.

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Our November Sale of Silks, Velvets,
Woolens and Hosiery

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to date has been the most sensational Sale in the history
of our business. We bought dress materials in large
quantities, taking advantage of a low market and regardless of outstanding purchases of high quality Dress
Materials bought right, we decided to pass these purchases on to the buying public at a near cost plus a very
small mark-uwe prepared ourselves to make November the largest month in volume of business of the year,
and thousands of real values still remain.
Quality Silks at
$1.60 and up
Dress Velvets at
$1.95 and up
54-ILight Weight Dress Woolens
$1.00 and op
54-IAll Wool Coatings
$1.95 and up
Hosiery Allen-Irregulars
Women's
$1.00 Pr.
Allen-Hosiery
First Quality
at
$1.19, $1.50, $1.65, $1.95, $2.45 the Pair
You can always buy far less at MILES. We ask you to
use your charge account. We will be pleased to open a
charge account with all reliable persons.

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Well, now that the honor of Dean
Ol Hahvard has been upheld, and
Albie Booth has been eternally

"BEAT TENNESSEE"

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Cornell
Pennsylvania
Perm State
Pittsburgh
Haskell
St. Xavier
Sewanee
Vanderbllt
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Notre Dame
Boston College
Holy Cross
Georgetown
Detroit
Dartmouth
Navy
S. Carolina
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8. California .... Washington State
Temple
Villanova
Texas Christian
S. Methodist

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DR. WALKER VISITS CAMPUS

dressed several political science
classes.
Dr. Harvey Walker, of the department of political science of Ohio
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State University nnd Assistant Director of Finance of the State of
will be composed of church teams Ohio, was in Lexington, November
We anticipate the time when
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dormitories and other independent the Kentucky League of Municipalbare majority, unless
groups and Its champion will engage ities. Wliile here Dr. Walker ad radical change In dress. there Is a
the victorious rratcrnity team for
the University title In this sport.

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