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SIGMA DELTA CHI MEETING
America. In his article we find much
Here1
of the spirit of "Letters."
Relar meetine of Sisrma Delta
surely, is a praiseworthy bit of writ-- , chi will be held tonight at 6:45 o- Every
ing.
clock in The Kernel office.
The editor of "Letters" is Prof, member is requested to be present as
E. F. Farquhar, associate editors are important business will be discussed.
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Prof. L. L. Dantzler, Prof. G. Cj
Knight and J. L. Davis. Assistant
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you wish."
George May, Marion; El(Continued From .Page One)
"I want to be all by myself," aninor Manning, Lexington; Theo Milby,
swered the young Princeton graduate,
is Buffalo, Ky.; Hanlye Money; Robert Lamp and Cross
'
the part of Richard Deal. This
1.699 with an emphatic toss of his head.
Mrs. Jones' third consecutive appear- Moorman, Scottsville; Charles Mor-rel- l, Sigma Gamma Sigma
1.677 With that, he walked swiftly tQward
ance in Romany productions.
Stanford; John W. Pcnnel, Louis- Kappa Kappa Gamma
1.652 the long settee which stood against
cast to be presentMembers of the
wall. "I'm going to rout you all
Katherine Phelps, Cloverport; Sigma Rho
1.637 the
Romany audeinces for the first ville;
ed to
out." he declared smiling at its three
1.619 feminine occupants who were watch
are: Miss Alice Spaulding, as Eugene Rehn, Louisville; Martha Phi Mu Alpha
time,
Miss Virginia Rohrer, Nicholasvule; Elizabeth RobPrudence Woolich;
Plus 1
ing him curiously. They rose hastily,
Bean, as Sybil Rankin; Jack Ramey, inson, Danville; Mary Shouse, Fort Delta Tau Delta
1.596 and pushing back the settee, he wrote
as Peter Towne, Harry McChesney, Thomas; Mildred Shute, Athemwa,
1.593 on the wall with a flourish, "Richard
as Aloe Hunter, and Alice Molloy, Iowa; Lucille Sisk, Reading, Pa.; Ce- Phi Sigma Kappa
October 29, 1927."
1.585 Halliburton.
Mary Moore Milton, Virginia Hailey cil Smith, Canada, Ky.; Dudley Smith, Chi Omega
"There now!" he spoke with satisCampbellsville;
Vivian Smith, Paris: Delta Delta Delta
1.571 faction. That's all my space. Nobody
and Leon Wigglesworth.
Tne play is a brilliant satire on Loren Spain, Belief ontaine Ohio; Zeta Tau Alpha
1.558 can get in that corner after that."
collegians and the characters of the John Sprague, Lexington; B. C. Sta- "And now you want some books
1.511
Delta Zeta
play are said to have been taken from pleton, Paintsville; Harris Sullivan,
1.499 autographed, don't you?" he asked
Thompson, Sigma Alpha Epsilon
real characters at the University of Union City, Tenn.; James
glancing at a number of his own books
1.497
Kentucky. Mr. Perkins himself was Lawrenceburg; Richard Thornberry, Mystic 13
"
placed conspicuously on the table.
university. This will Newport; Charles Travis, Hickman; Alpha Xi Delta
a student at the
1.489 Upon receiving an affirmative reply,
play of Mr. Perkins' Clifton Waddill, Madisonville; Morton Sigma Nu
be the second
1.488 he sat down at the table, scrawled a
g Walker,
Hartford; Richard Weaver,
seen by Lexington audiences, the
1.488 hasty signature, and then sighed with
,.
"What's' Wrong With This Pic- Xiexington; Howard Williams, Lexing Kappa Alpha
1.468 relief, "There's that!"
ture?" which was produced on the ton; Harold Williamson, Lexington; Omega Beta Pi
"I'm a reporter from the Univer1.459
Ralph Woodall, Somerset.
Romany stage.
School average
sity of Kentucky paper," I made bold
deSuzanne, "the visiting lady," is
Minus 1
to say. "Won't you tell me something
termined to capture Richard Deal who Y. M. FINANCE DRIVE
1.456 for our publication?"
Alpha Gamma Delta
ady betrothed. Prudence Woolis alr
WILL BEGIN TUESDAY Sigma Beta Xi
1.448
"Well, what do you want to know?"
ich is the lovely hostess of "the vis1.408 he asked. "I was editor of a school
Beta Sigma Omicron
iting lady." "Prue's" mother, Mrs.
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Academy and
1.403 paper at Lawrenceburg
Woolich, will give a lesson on manag-'n- tr
Scabbard and Blade
also at Princeton. Do you think that
a modern girl. Peter Towne al
1.388 might be of
Extension Work (Boys'
Phi Delta Theta
to your paper?"
interest
ternately, "protects" Suzanne and
25.00 Keys
Clubs, etc.)
1.385
"By the way, I was asked to speak
watches ovr Willie. Sybil Rankin is
Southern College; Nat'l
1.370 at Centre college, although I didn't
Delta Chi
the potential marriageable type, and
Council and Foreign
1.356 get to go. Centre's a rival of your's,
just the sort of girl many a daughter-les- s
200.00 Pi Kappa Alpha
Work
1.354 isn't she?"
Alpha Tau Omega
mother would love to claim her
Delegates to State
1.314
"Oh yes, they are our athletic enemown. Alex Hunter is a happy med100.00 Delta Sigma Tau
Miscellaneous
1.306 ies," I admitted, thinking of certain
ium" of youth. These are only a few
60.00 Alpha Gamma Epsilon
Hand Book
football games of the past. "Why?
Minus 2
of the high points in Troy Perkin's
1.243 Do you play football?"
comedy.
$1,892.67 Phi Kappa Tau
Total
h- No, I haven't played since 1 was
Of this sum the students of the uni Kappa Sigma
Prof. Carol M. Sax, head of the art
1.201 twelve. But I remember when I was
department of the university, is di- versity are expected to raise $1,000, Triangle
55 captain of a corner lot team."
He
recting the play with Mr. Perkins as while the faculty will contribute the Sigma Chi
Minus 3
laughed ruefully. "About all the exhis assistant.
remainder.
1.115 ercise I get now is riding in taxis and
Sigma Phi
Alpha
The preceding report was compiled whirling a walking stick."
in accordance with the method adopI thought of the exercise he must
ted by the 1925 Conference of Deans have had scaling the heights of the
Matterhorn, hiking trough India, and
and Advisors of Men,
The general college average, 1.459, performing hundreds of other similar
is designated by zero. Those in group feats; but I said nothing,
ACROSS FROM PATTERJON HALL
1 (minus) have from 0 to IB points
This is an attractive little place,"
Shoe repairing of any job done by a man with real
less than the average, and so on. The the youthful author remarked, glanc
experience.
Right
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points are obtained by subtracting
the general average, 1.459, from
3.000, the highest possible average,
and dividing the remainder by ten
thus providing ten possible divisions
above zero.
3.00 signifies a grade of A; 2.00 signifies B and 1.00 signifies C, the lowest passing average.
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year. It is of especial interest because it is concerned in the movement
being made on the university campus,
for the study of international relationships. Three countries will be
studied during the year, and in each
of the months devoted to a particular
country, the orchestra will present the
music of that country in a concert.
The orchestra has an increase in
membership over that of last year,
and, according to Professor Lampert,
some very able talent has been added
to the organization.

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the tiny,
bookshop.
"I don't suppose you sell
many books of mine."
"Oh, but we do," the librarian protested. He went on unheedingly.
"I guess a little place like this can't
afford to buy them.
It costs too
much."
That wasn't exactly pleasing but
before the librarian could again pro
test, he arose, glanced at his watch
"Really, I don't
and then at me.
know anything to say. Are you com
ing to hear me speak this afternoon?
I said hesitating.
"
"Well, suppose you come as my
guest. Then you can hear everything
"You'll
about me," he commanded.
probably be bored," he added in an
undertone as he left.
Half an hour later, I slipped into
the rear of the crowded Lafayette
ballroom. I watched Richard Halliburton nonchalantly standing on the
platform, hands behind him. Then
for two hours I forgot about his appearance and scarcely noticed his
rapid gestures, for I was absorbed in
I listened to
his tales of wonder.
his story of a modern Odessy. I hear
him quietly and humorously tell of
carving his initials on top of Mt.
Olympus, of consulting the Delphic
oracle, of running the marathon in a
taxicab. I could almost see him
struggling through the waters of the
Hellespont Before I waB aware of it,
the blondf, American
who, oddly enough, was recounting stories of
feats to an
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and 19. His subject will be
"Sketches in Economic History of
Russia." At the second hour on No
vember 16 Dean Weist will speak on
"Economic Changes in Russia from
1914 to 1917."
The last week in this month will be
devoted to lectures .given by the art
teachers to all art classes. An exhibit of several fine Russian paintings is being considered at the Art
Center.
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way of coming hack to life again."
"You're planning to write a life of
Rupert Brookes, aren't you," I asked.
He nodded. I was not surprised,
for even in his lecture he had revealed"
his love for the young English poet,
who lies buried on the island of
Schyros. "My pet poet," his country
man had called him in his lecture
that afternoon. "He had more influ
ence on my life than any other writer.
Somehow his poetry always filled my
every mood." So now, Halliburton is
preparing a biography to show his
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I certainly enjoyed your lecture,"
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would be bored to death with it all."
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