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Charles Stone, junior journalism major
from Hickman, has been nppointed editor
of the 19G1-CKentuckian.
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Wesley Ross, Junior Journalism major from Erie,
Pa., has been appointed managing editor.
Stone, now associate editor of the Kentuckian,
and Ross, sports editor, are both members of Sigma
Delta Chi, professional Journalistic society.
Eldon Phillips, sophomore Journalism major,
has been appointed editor of the Kentucky Kernel
for the 1961 Summer Session.
Phillips, presently a Kernel staff writer. Is from
Lexington. He has worked as a staff photographer
for the Sentinel-EchLondon, Ky.
Appointed associate editor and assistant editor

twink Mcdowell

CHARLES STONE

King Keeps Word;
UK Is A Monarchy
By Royale Decree

Jim IRMTE IL
University of Kentucky

Vol. LII, No. 110

LEXINGTON,

KY., WEDNESDAY, MAY 17, I9fil

By MIKE WENNINGER, A Loyal Subject
A chubby, laughing, little man came to Lexington by bus
yesterday and proclaimed himself King of the University o6

Eight Pages

Kentucky.

SC President Will Appoint

Repiresentative To Alumni
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and pave President Carry! Sip- pie the authority to appoint a
student representative to the
association.
The appointment resulted from
a request by the association's executive board that a duly appointed student sit in on certain alum
ni committee meetings which per- taln to student matters.
Holding its final meeting for the
semester, the congress also accepted a progress report from its student book eichange committee,
and gave its president a standing
ovation In recognition of his "outstanding service to the congress."
In addition, the Alumni Association a.ked the congress to consider offering suggestions on ways
to promote better alumni-studerelation., and the possibility of
having a holiday the day before
the Homecoming game.
Dick Rushing, field secretary for
the association, said the purpose
of the proposals was to create stu- -

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free to call on the association at
any time.
The congress did not act on the
two proposals (alumni-stu- dent relations and
holiday before Homecoming) because it felt
the students could work through
the Faculty committees on such
matters.
Jo Hern, chairman of the stu- dent bookstore exchange commit- tee, said her committee did not

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He did it by simply placing a
cardboard crown on his head
and stating: "In my heart I feel
I am King of the University
of Kentucky for good and for
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the lack of funds, organization
matters,
and an insufficient
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amount of time, the book
change could not be set up in the
fall.
Col. Roland' Boughton, faculty
adviser to the congress, suggested
the committee approach Lexington banks for money t a low
interest rate to begin the project.
He added this might be a workable
business deal.
President Sipple was given a
feel a
bookstore could be put Into opera- standing ovation by the congress
Sip-pie- 's
tion until the period between se- - to show its appreciation for
"outstanding service to the
congress."
The recognition followed a mo- Kcntiickians
tlon which asked that Sipple be
This year's Kentuckians will made a permanent member of the
be available from 10 a.m. to congress in an advisory capacity.
3 p.m. today, tomorrow, and FriJohn Williams, Judiciary Board
day of this week In Room 115 chairman, said such action was
not provided for In the constituof the Journalism Building.
Those who have already paid tion. He added that any action of
for the yearbook should bring this kind would be binding on future congresses.
their receipts. Graduating senWilliams then moved for the
iors should bring their senior
f e slip.
standing ovation.
SiDDle in turn thanked the con- gress members and his fellow of- ficers by saying he had never
worked with a group of more dedi- cated men and women.

SC Plans Parents' Day

At University Next Fall
a

Student Congress Monday night adopted
plan for a
"parents' day" next fall to give parents of University students
a chance to familiarize themselves with UK and aspects of
student life.
and mls- reserved for
The proposal calls for three days
of activities in which families
would be allowed to be together
for substantial periods during a
home football game weekend in
late October or November.
Sponsored by the congress with
the hope of establishing it as an
annual UK tradition, the overall
schedule of events would include
first
Intercollegl- ate Judo Tournament.
President Garryl Sipple, with the
approval, said he would
appoint a planning committee to
the event during the
summer.
The schedule of events would
include:
1. Welcoming, sightseeing,
and
the Judo tournament preliminaries
on Friday afternoon.
2. The Judo tournament
finals
and dances on Friday night.
3. Saturday morning would be

Welcome Week
All students interested in serv-

ing as guides during Welcome
Week next fall are requested to
attend a meeting at 4 p.m.
today in the Student L'nion
Social Room.

sightseeing
ct.uaneous activities,
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A home f00tball game at
1:30 pm Saturday, followed by a
reeepUon for the parents at 4 p.m.
5. From g p.m. to 13 p m. Satur- dav tne activities would Include
parents dances and football dan- crs
6 Sunday would be reserved for
attending church and parents re-tturning home,
Dick Rushing, field secretary for
the UK Alumni Association,
ed the assistance of the association
in setting up entertainment,
lng hotel reservations for the pa- rents, and any other help needed
In preparation for parents' day.
Upon the suggestion of John
Williams, College of Commerce
representative,
Sipple appointed
member
Rushing as an
of the congress parents' day planning committee.
Rushing said, "The Alumni Association would be glad to help
Student Congress in any way it
can to make the event a big
success."
Sipple asked that all students
"talk it up" with their parents
during the summer because he
felt their parents would be interested in visiting the campus for
the weekend.

Kentuckian

of the Kentuckian respectively are Twink Me
Dowel!, sophomore Journalism major from Erie,
Pa and Kay Shropshire, sophomore International
relations major from Lexington.
Other appointments to the Kentuckian staff
are Robert Estes. sophomore engineering major
from Owensboro, and Ann Withers, freshman accounting major from Louisville, organizations editor; and Alice Akin, Junior Journalism major Irotn
Paintsville, beauty editor.
John Fitzwater. Junior Journalism major from
Somerset, and Ellen Rice, freshman Arts and
Sciences major from Lexington, Greek editors; and
Eugene Sayre, freshman engineering major from
Florence, sports editor.
In charge of layout and art is Linda Puckett,
sophomore education major from Louisville.

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The man who turned the L'nlver- Ity into a monarchy at 4:04 p.m.,
Tuesday, May 16, in the year of
our Lord
is Homer
A. Tomlinson.
The coronation ceremony, Tom-linso380th, took place on the
field at the east side of the Stu
dent Union Building before ap- proximately 250 of the King's sub
jects.
Wearing his crown and a blue
robe with gold, red, and green figures, he remarked, "It Is not yet
proved that I am a king, but I am
trying to look like one and act
like one."
Three loyal subjects volunteered
to help
King Tomlinson establish his School for Kings
at the University. He decreed them

"ward for offering' their services.

Brenda Howard, sophomore from
Frankfort, became a princess, and
the title of prince was conferred
upon John Callahan, senior from
Ashland, and Bill Birdwhistle,
freshman from Lawrenceburg.
As signs of their offices, they
were given Theocratic Party campaign buttons to wear. The Theo- atic Party has supported King
Tomlinson in the last two presi- dential elections and will do so
again in 1964.
The King's coronation speech

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Clarification
The Rev. Charles R. Tarr,
pastor of the Central Church of
God, has asked the Kernel to
publish the following information:
"The Church of God, Anderson, Ind., is not affiliated In any
way with Homer A. Tomlinson
nor are we in sympathy with hit
declarations of being 'King of
the World,' and we definitely do
not approve of such religions
stupidity."

UK Debaters

Take Second
In Tourney
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was punctuated by the booming of
a small cannon and the firing
several muskets. A group of ROTO
cadets comprised the King's "hon-th- at
0r guard."
Mng king of m conn,
tries and 41 colleges and universt- Tomlinson is bishop and gen- ties,
eral overseer of the Church of
God with headquarters in New
York, and
"King
of all the Nations of Men by Divine Call."
He told his lieges that as Kin?
of the World he is working for
peace on earth. He said he had
helped solve the Berlin crisis, the
Korean War, and a revolution in
Haiti by going to the trouble-spot- s,
raising his royal flag, and announcing that peace would corns
to the place.
The King, who has faith in mir
acles. said, "Just as my feet
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UK
Kappa Alpha
chapter of the National
Honor Society placed
second in a national debate
tournament at liellarmine Col- L'ge in Louisville.
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The foundation of the sixth women's dormitory is beginning to
d
structure is being built behind the Euclid
take shape. The
Avenue classroom building. It will include a central kitchen and a
dining area for all the women students living in dormitories. A
name has not been picked for the new structure. The dormitory
will cost an estimated 1.3 million dollars.

In the four-ma- n
debate, the UK
debaters scored 14-- 2 with Deno
Curris, Lexington, placing ninth.
Warren Scoville,
London,
tenth. The debate topic for all
schools was,
"Resolved:
The
United States Should Adopt Compulsory Health Insurance."
Susan Shelton, Vine Grove, and
Nancy Loughridge, Lexington,
placed second and ninth, respectively, in discussion. The two topics
for discussion were, "The Role of
the Federal Government in Regulating Mass Media of Communications," and "How to Solve the
College Drinking Problem."
Dr. Gifford Blyton, professor of
speech and I'K sponsor for Tau
Kappa Alpha; said 120 students
from schools throughout
the
I'niled States participated In the
debate.
The Annual Recognition Dinner
for debaters will be at Spindletop
today.

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THE KENTUCKY KERNEL, Wednesday,

May 17,

11
Plii Epsiion Phi,

Kennedy Faces Controversy
Over School-Ai- d
Proposal
By WARREN WHEAT
Tuesday News Editor

Tin frdcral
proposal is one of the most
clialliiiini controversies facing tlio administration of President John F. Kennedy.
The nation is split over the bill
Into many different camps, with
major opposition encountered
among sectarian groups, and along
party divbions, or
factions within the parties.
But, the state's leading educators and administrators say Kentucky has nothing to lose and a
new era in education to gain from
Congressional approval of such a
Ull.

The main objections to the bill
that it will give the government
.ontrol of state functions; that it
incriminates again.st parochial
schools by denying them aid; and
that education of its citizens is
the responsibility of the state all
were discounted by these educators
and legislators in their support of
he bill.
The bill proposed by the President would provide financial aid to
the states, which would In turn
distribute the funds to their education institutions, and allow for
scholarships based
on student
need
and academic
capability.
X '2 du.
Gov.
Bert T.
Combs said, "The
majority of the
DeoDle

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are iur leu- j Lkioral aid to educa- COV. COMBS tion. He expressed
his opinion simply:
"I'm for it." But in an air of

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pessimism, the governor said, "I
don't think it will pass any time
soon because of the many
involved."
Wendell P. Butler, state superintendent of Public Instruction,
endorsed the bill saying:
"Kentucky is making a maximum effort to support local and
state schools. The only place we
have to po for support is the Federal government. "The people are
overwhelmingly for it."
u urn
University Pres-deDr. Frank O.
Dickey said:
is
no
"There
luestlon but what
t is an essential
o the develop
of education
our society. My
is the en- DK. DICKEY tire program elementary, secondary, and higher
education is essential.
Dr. Dickey took issue with the
scholarships program and proposed three changes:
"My hope is not to overemphasize the number of scholarships
to the detriment of the institutions. More of the funds should
be allotted to colleges and universities for grants for buildings,
rather than excessive scholarships
which would compound the current problems of the institutions.
"The current loan programs are
not adequate because the loans
must be repaid and funds are tied
up while students keep enrolling.
This accentuates the problem.
"The 25 000 scholarships should
be reduced to a smaller figure for
the first few years. This would
allow the institutions to prepare

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Zoology Gets AEC Grant
For Course In Radiation
The Department of Zoology recently received a $12,500 grant
iiom the Atomic Energy Commission in Washington to be used for
starting a course in radiation

Or. John Carpenter, head of the
Department of Zoology, said the
muney will be used to buy radiation equipment for teaching the
course.
We added that the facilities for
:he course probably would not be
leiuty until the spring semester of
12. He said the course would
probably start then.

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Dr. Carpenter explained that the
course would be a cooperative affair, and would be taught by several professors from different departments who have had training in radiation biology and its
techniques.
Those teaching the course will
be Dr. Lewis Cochran, professor of
physics; Dr. Robert McCafferty,
assistant professor of anatomy;
Dr. Juan Rodriguez, associate professor of entomology; Dr. Alfred
Brauer, professor of f oology; Dr.
Herbert
of
Massey, professor
agronomy, and Dr. Carpenter.
Tickets to the United States
Navy Band concert are on sale
in the Student Union ticket
booth from It a.m. to 1 p.m.
The concert well be held
Thursday in Memorial Coliseum.

RESTAURANT

Bolnn v Honorary,

Organized Here

The Phi Epsilon Thi fraternfor the upsurge in college enrollity, national botanical honorment."
Di I.yman Gin- - ary, has established a chapter
'
3;er. ,iPan of the at the University.
.
It'ollrgr of Edura-- I
Jerome Hopkins, president of the
'
,V.J'V4S I '.Ion, disagreed local chapter, said the fraternity
F
Dr. Dickey, was started in 1934. but died out
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in two or three years. He said the
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April 20
WL' ' 1 "Colleges ofcan local chapter was started initiated
as and the members were
iJ 1j;ake care
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MWy? J nany people as last Friday.
i mnmX lwJ necessary. This Hopkins said the 3.0members are
DR. GINGER will not overflow required to have a
standing in
18.000 colleges. Kentucky would get biological science courses and a 2.5
0
only
scholarships anyway. overall.
He said the chapter was found"This bill allocates to Kentucky,"
Dr. Ginger added, "$14 million the ed for the advancement of profesfirst year, $16 million the second sional botany and the encourageresearch.
year, and $18 million for the third ment of botanical are
Dave Brum-age- n,
Other officers
year."
vice president; Tom Ilobfos.
He said Kentucky "would rer;
secretary-treasureTom Nye,
ceive, for each student in daily
and John
chairman;
attendance in grades one through publicity
faculty adviser.
twelve. $25 the first year. $28 the Warden, members are Phil Fisher,
Other
second, and $31 the third."
Joe Isbell, Tom McMurry, Debdas
The one feature of the bill fav- Murkegee, Dr. E. T. Brown, associored by many conservatives who ate professor of botany. Dr. H. P.
might fear setting a precedent Riley, head of the Department of
permitting Federal control to ex- Botany, and Dr. C. E. Henrickson,
pand to other areas of state mat- associate professor of botany.
ters. Is the provision for allowing
the states to distribute the funds
to their own various schools.
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Ed Faucett. administrative assistant to the governor, expressed
this opinion:
"The administration of education should be left entirely under
the state's control and this bill
does this." Mr. Faucett offered
"staunch support of the bill," and
said:
"This accelerated rate (of fi
nancial aid) facilitated by this bill
would, of course, be of great value
to Kentucky,"
He agreed in part with Dr.
Dickey that any extensive scholarship program would increase ap- plications to state colleges, but
doubted that this would confront
Kentucky's college enrollment with
any particular immediate problems.
The larger state and national
groups have already endorsed the
proposal, including the Farm Bureau, Kentucky Educational Association, and the state Parent-Teacher- s'
Association.
The national Chamber of Commerce, traditionally
opposed to
any form of federal control of
state affairs, is opposed to the
bill.
President's education-ai- d
Ed Templin, president of the
Lexington Chamber of Commerce,
said the local group "has not taken
any action on the bill." Mr. Templin refused to express what would
be the reactions of the Lexington
Chamber to the bill.
TOMORROW: Federal aid to
private schools?

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New York designer Baba for their type of work. From
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pullover; (3) Marjorie Leigh, chemical, in pocket-line- d
cape; (4) Alva Matthew, civil, in culotte dress and

Jacket; (5) Miss larampo again in plastic protected
backsmock; (6) Miss Leigh again in a chemical re-tsistant, form fitting smock.

Women Engineers Hold Fast To The:'r Femininity

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then it's uiifem-inin- e
engineer." bristles
pale blonde who
a fashion model
builder she often
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Alva Matthews is a part of a
w hich
mber urbanization
believes the nation ha.s an important stake in realizing that a stimulated cerebrum is no more
than it is unmanly.
Isn't there proof among her
National Society of Women Engineers women who manipulate
fllde rules, build bridges and
roads, rip up atoms, outfit space
fhips as well as feed, clothe and
comfort f'pou.'-eand offspring?
This
national riouo
is frankly alarmed at the steadily
declining number of women in the
engineering field. The peak was
reached in 194G with a mere two
percent and has teen sliding down- ward since. Within a year seldom
more than 100 surh degrees are
granted to female students.
Neither educational institutions
nor industry can be at cu ed anymore or harboring prejudices. Mi.ss
Matthews hnppily leports. Just a
lew superstitions exist to fight or
better, laugh about. lOne, that
women in mines bring disaster,
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once kept the petite civil en- Kineer from getting any closer to
the Delaware tunnel she was working on than a nearby shack.)
Certainly the opportunities exist
to opeiate businesses of their own.
The New York chapter proudly
points to such famed members as
Hael Bishop, chemical engineer
and cosmetics maker; Lillian Gil- breth, pioneer in time and motion
Mudy and inspiration for the book,
"Cheaper by the Dozen" and Dr.
Beatrice Hicks, president of a company which manufactures pressure
switches for altitudes as high as
outer space.
Thus the ladies are convinced
that potential students' preconceived notion that engineering
nnl be unfeminine has something
to do Wlth lack of interest,
Sinte olle weapon few women
C1,n resist is fashion, the local 80- nu mber group commissioned Babu
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Sigma Xi Science Honorary
T o Initiate 29 At Banquet
The initiation
the James
banquet of
Kentucky ChaptT of Sigma XI,
scientific honorary, will be at 6
p.m. Thursday. May 18 at the Blue
Grass Room of the SUB.
Three full members and 26
members will be initiated
into the society.
Dr.
Following the initiation,
Erling Dorg, professor of paleoof
botany in the Dapartment
Geology nt Princeton University,
will speak on "The Earth's Changing Climates."
New initiates include: Edward
T. Brown. Donald Dowden, and
Pankaja K. Kadaba, full members.
Associate members are: Achmad
Amiruddm, Robert Armstrong,
Lawrence Boston, Richard Byrne,

Casada, Hon Cummings,
and Robert Dowdy.
Kent Felty, Donald Frazier, Jack
Gruber, John Harrison, Gordon
Hopkins, Jerome Hopkins, Charles
Isbell, Charles Jacobs, George
Jurch, and Thomas Nye.
DJong Gie Oei, Robert Picard,
Potu Rao, Glenn Rice, Donald
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The Kentucky Kernel
of
University

Who Reviews UK Policy?

Kentvcky

postage paid at Lexington, Kentucky.
week during the reiulnr rhool year exrept during holiday
SIX DOLLARS A SCHOOL YEAR

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Bob Anderson, Editor
Newton Sfencfr, Sports Editor
Managing Editor
Horhie Mason, Assistant Managing Editor
Lew King, Advertising Manager
Toni Lennos, Society Editors
Beverly Cardwell and
Skip Taylor and Jim Channon, Cartoonists
Nicky Tope, Circulation
Terry Ashley, Business Manager

Mike Wenninger,

WEDNESDAY NEWS STAFF
Tevis Bennett, News Editor

Bill Martin, Sports

Ed VanIIook, Associate

Our New Monarch
Now let all the citizens of the
University of Kentucky be informed
that from this clay forward they are
under the beneficent rule of a
monarch, whose righteousness and love of his subjects is already
His Majesty Homer A. Tomlinson,
King of All Nations by Divine Call
and King 6f the Uifrversity of Kentucky, has decreed that he will administer his rule with all justice and
fairness, provided the citizenry adheres to the following rules of conduct, upon the sound principles of
which he attempted to become president of the United States in 1960:
well-know-

1. Ten percent of all income will
be tithed to church and state, which,
under his rule, become one and inseparable.
2. The people will desist from all
manner of warlike activity, crime, and
delinquency. Henceforth all police
forces, the United States Armed
Forces, and the United Nations will
cease to exist, there being no necessity for their functions.

3. All use of tobacco, narcotics,
and intoxicants will be abolished.
Hospitals using narcotics in treatment will be destroyed. Drinking of
alcoholic beverages, which has never
been widespread in Kentucky anyway, will pose no problem. Farmers
and tobacco processors, of which
there are a goodly number, will forego production of the weed. For in

come, they will be appointed Royal
Princes, Second Clastt, and supported by the tithes of others.
4. The King James Bible will be
the sole foundation of righteousness.
Faiths which do not use the Bible
will now do so. Court records, municipal statutes, constitutional laws,
and all lawyers will be abolished. The
University Law School will become
the School for Kings. Old
will become palaces for the Royal
Princes, Second Class.
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5. All University publications will
be censored by the King, thus eliminating the archaic concept of freedom of information. Since the King
has done such an excellent job of extolling his good works already, there
will obviously be no reason to change
his system.
Exemplary of His Majesty's goodness is the manner in which his Royal
Princes were appointed. They were
chosen at random from the peasantry,
with no requirements of talent or
capability. This, truly, is the most
humanistic and realistic way to
choose leaders.

In this age of internal friction, international strife, and the coming exploration of other planets to corrupt,
it is comforting to realize that we
have been saved from a previously
insecure and troubled world by our
beloved ruler, King Homer A.

To The Editor:
The letter concerning "The Evicted Coed" in the Kernel May 5
prompts me to ask again: who reviews administration decisions at UK?
I assume that the facts in this
letter arc true and complete. To me
the action taken with respect to the
young married woman is unjustified
and probably the result of a longstanding policy of the administration.
Student apathy (does this phrase
sound familiar?) is not entirely to
blame. Often policies such as these
result due to the need for a decision
concerning a particular case. This is
well and good in specific cases, but
usually no one is well enough inconformed to protest the long-tersequences of such decisions becoming policy.
Some of these policies have been
gathering dust for so long that they
lead to "buck passing" in that sometimes the people responsible for administering them did not participate
in creating the policies; therefore,
they figuratively say "don't blame me
it's just the 'system.'"
There is a solution to this problem. The Kernel, with the cooperation
of the administration, can help.
Generally, policy is made (it
seems to me) on three levels at this
school: the Board of Trustees, the
presidency, and the deans' offices.
Now, if these offices can le shown
the desirability of keeping the student body well informed, they should
be glad to pass on a short resume of
their decisions each week.
Even the Public Relations Department can have its say everyone
gets in on the act wonderful!
These resumes should be newsworthy since the students will lie involved; therefore, the Kernel should
be glad to print them at least in
edited form.
With this information, the student organizations should be able to

offer constructive criticism and avoid
future unpleasant incidents.
Now, another matter; a personal
gripe:
Why is the school continuing the
d
policy of forcing everyone into
housing? Even though the
"baby lM)oin" has failed to materialize, the school continues to build
new dormitories far in excess of actual needs.
The money being spent on construction could be well used to supplement instructors' salaries and to
hire additional instructors.
It is a crying shame to have
classes often numbering over 100 studentsparticularly in subjects such
as mathematics, chemistry, and economics where in