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"The Best in Moving Pictures"

"VodviV of 6 Big Acts"

"High-Cla- ss

Hello, old top. New car?
Ex.
No; old car, new top.
Ho said to her, "My love wor you is
driving mo quite mad."
She said to him, "How odd, it has tho
same effect on dad."

FOOD

Co-c"I don't mind qunrrcling
cause I like to make up."

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only men I kiss arc mv

He: "What fraternity
match; my to?"
She: "I can't light this
foot is too small."
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He: "Scratch it on your
better let me light it. Ex.

BECKER'S

Heartless (with examining stare): "I
Ex.
see that you like to make up."

"Lot mo kiss your hand," he said
Foul
With looks of burning love,
have to cum my living by foul
"I
" she said
poultry dealer, as he "I can remove my veil
means," said the
"Much easier than my glove."
sold another chicken. Ex.
Double time!" chuckled
"Ha! ha!
She: "The
as he saw two
the drunken
brothers."
clocks in place of one. Ex.

Ihe

do you belong
Ex

Ho flunked in Latin, failed in French,
Wo heard him fiercely hiss,
"I'd like to find tho man who said
Ex.
That Ignorance is bliss.'

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Modern Lass "Do you sec any good
reason for following me."
Collegiate
"Yes, two of them."
Ex.

Which?
He was standing in the parlor,
And he said unto the light,
"Either you or I old fellow,
Will be turned down tonight."
Ex.
Doity Work
Them guys soitenly has got a noivc,
Mamie askin us to go ridin' wit 'cm.
Yeah, dey must tink we're a coupla
them 'ere sorority goils! Ex.

Shortest Poem on College life
Matriculation,
Examination,
Elimination.
Ex.
He: "You used to say there wa3 something about me you liked."
"Yes, but you've
Dormitory
spent it all now."
Co-e-

Ex.

Of all Darwin's theories, which is
considered the most prachiccl? J. H. M.
A. His theory of "evolution" probably has more living examples than any
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other.

confiwere exchanging
Two co-edences over their cokes.
"He didn't tell me he loved me but
he kissed me."
"Well, he must have loved you if he
kissed you."

If you don't swallow his line
He thinks you arc too cool;
On tho other hand, if you do
He thinks you are a fool.
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Ex.

OH, IGNOUANCE!
I love her, but does she love me?
Of that I am not sure.
But this much I can tell to thee:
I kissed her o'er and o'er.
sweet nectar from her lips,
And surely not I think
That such inbibed in luscious sips
Is wine the gods should drink.
I sipped

Question: "What other share her kiss,
And gaze into her eyes?"
Answer: "Where ignorance is bless,

Tis

folly to be wise."
Ex.

Doctor "You cough easier this morn
inc."
Patient "I ought to Ive been practic
Ex.
ing all night."
Speeding Along.
When you move quickly you're "fast."
When you don't move at all you're

"fast."
When you dissipate you're "fast."
When you don't cat you "fust". Ex.
Sum: Here comes u plucky girl.
do you know?
Ex.
Sum: Look ut her eyebrows.

John: How

Fresh: Futhcr,

I pussed

Shakespeare

today.

Father:

Did he

speak?'

Ex.

Benjamin
VISITORS at the Chicago World's Fair, in

the first extensive use of alternating current ever undertaken, when Wcstinghouse
lighted the entire grounds with this type of current. This acliievemcnt marked the beginning of
thecommercialdevelopmentofalternatingcurrent
for power purposes, and brought the induction
motor into a prominence which it has never since
relinquished. Great and rapid have been the developments since that day, but the most impressive aspect of this progress is not to be found in
the spectacular evidences that are visible to
everyone, but rather, in the vision and fundamental soundness and determination that have
been quietly at work blazing and clcaringthe trails
which the electrical art has followed.
There is, for instance, the synchronous converter. This machine is the most efficient and
economical means for changing alternating to
direct current, which the operation of most
street railway systems and many other processes
require. Without it, the development of alternating current to its present universal usefulness
would have been tremendously retarded.
The synchronous converter, in its present perfection, is but one of the great contributions to
electrical progress that have been made by Benjamin G. Lamme, Chief Engineer of the Westing-hous- q
Electric & Manufacturing Company. Mr.
Lamme, in 1891 when he was Chief Designer,
conceived and developed the converter, which,
first used commercially iu connection with the

G. Lamme
great Niagara power plan, has since come to be
indispcnsible to large producers of power.
When a man has played so vital a part in electrical progress that his knowledge and vision
have contributed to practically every forward
engineering step, it is perhaps misleading to attempt to identify him particularly with any one
development. His work on thp induction motor,
railway
the turbo generator, the single-phas- e
motor, and the synchronous converter is but
typical of the constructive ability which Mr.
Lamme has brought to bear on practically every
phase of electrical development.
A man of foresight, visioning the alternatives
in a problem as well as its hoped-fo- r
results. A
man whose mind combines great power of analysis with the gift of imagination. Aprolifictechnical
writer, whose style is unequalled in clearness and
simplicity of expression.
Few engineers so
thoroughly predetermine the results they actually achieve. Few men capitalize their experiences
so completely. And few indeed have at once his
thorough technical equipment, his commercial
understanding, and his broad human interests.
An institution which has builded its success
largely on engineering achievement pays Benjamin G. Lamme affectionate loyalty and respect.
The young engineer on his first job, as well us the
most seasoned
finds in him understanding, sympathy, wise counsel, and u conscience; to all of which his associates, in preparing this article, ure proud to bear witness.

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