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Social and Personal
Xi Delta fraternity, observed founders' day with a beautiful banquet Saturday evening at the Lafayette Hotel.
The fraternity colors, double blue and
gold, were carried out in the
n
d place cards which were
with the fraternity shield, and
the tabl had vases of pink roses, the
Alpha Gam Dance
fraternity flower.
The menvbers of Alpha Gamma DelK
with a lovely
ta sorority entertained
SERIOUS QUESTIONS
foimal dance, Saturday evening at the
I have seen a woman who was abPhoenix Hotel. The color scheme
was carried out in the fraternity colors, solutely ignorant of her children's
red, buff and green. The illuminated habit of thought, who never felt that
shield held the place of honor at the she could spare a half hour to read
South end of the ballroom and smaller or talk to them; I have seen this
shields of the fraternity were hung woman spend ten minutes in ironing
in the panels between the windows. a sheet there were six in thewashingi
one hour in fluting the ruffles and arThese were illuminated during the
ranging the puffs and her little girl's
dances.
The programs were small buff book- "sweet white suit;" thirty minutes in
lets tied with silk cord and with the polishing tins which were already
fraternity coat of arms on the front bright and clean; forty minutes in
folder. They contained the chapter frosting and decorating a cake for
tea, because "company" was expected.
roll, patronesses and chaperones.
Hostesses for the delightful affair
When the mother a good orthodox
were: Martha Pate, Frances Halbert, Christian
shal'l appear before the
Estella Kelsall, Hawsic Knox, Anna Great White Throne, to be judged for
Fred Harbison, Helen James, Mildred "the deeds done in the body," and
Reese, Frances Price, Elizabeth Wheel- to give in her report of the Master's
er, Jean Woll, Anmelle Kelley, Martha treasures placed in her care there
Wheeler, Reginia Bryant, Frances will be questions and answers like
Ashbrook, Katherine Roberts, Lurlene these:
Bronaugh, Doris Branaman, Isabella
"Where arc the boys and girls I
VanMcter, Margaret VanMeter, Sue
gave thee?"
Luckett Mitchell, Ruth Rogers, Mary
"Lord, I was "busy keeping my house
Warren Collins, Dorcas Lyons,
Garth, Lois Hargett, Grace Dun- clean and in order, and my children
can, Louise Miller, Mary Beall and wandered away."
Ruth Harris.
"Where wert thou while thy sons
Pledges: Dorothy Jameson, Emma
learning lesand thy daughters
Bdl Price, Sarah Raine, Helen Gar- sons of dishonesty, were
malice and imrett, Bertha Rogers and Helen Hall.
purity?"
Invitations were sent to all the men's
University, Centre,
fraternities of the
"Lord, I was polishing furniture and
and Transylvania. About 300 guests ruffling dresses, and making beautiful
were present, including representatives rugs."
of the women's fraternities.
"What hast thou to show for thy
f
life work?"
Delightful Luncheon
"The tidiest house, Lord, and the
The young women sponsors for the
best starching
and ironing in our
R. O. T. C. of the University entertainneighborhood 1"
ed with a delightful luncheon ThursHarriet M. Morris.
day at the Phoenix hotel in honor of
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the three offfficers who were here to inspect the Cadets at the University.
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Society Calendar
Friday, May 2 "Gingham dance" in
the New Gymnasium at 9 o'clock.
Saturday, May 3 Keys and Mystic
Thirteen dance in the New Gymnasium at 8:30.

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All women students were excused
from classes Monday, April 28, to attend the Vocational Guidance Conference which was held in the University
Chapel. Women who are prominently nationally in various vocations deVocational Guidlivered addresses.
ance Day for women has become an
established custom on the campus,
this being the second annual conference
Mrs. Frank L. McVey opened the
conference at 9:30 with an address on
"Women of Today in Professional
Life." Mrs. Barbara Bartlett, of the
University of Michigan, spoke on
"Health Service as a Profession for
Women;" Miss Louise Fitzgerald, director of the National Dairy Council
at Chicago, on "Home Economics in
Business;" Miss Marjorie Warren, director of the School of Social Service
at Louisville, on "The Field of Social
Service for Women,'' and Miss Mary
Scrugham, of Lexington, on "Women
in Politics."
The speakers were guests of honor
Hall to
at a luncheon at Patterson
w' ich faculty and students were invited. Conferences with the various
speakers were held from 2 to 3 in the
afternoon. A large number of students took advantage of the oppor
tunity to meet the speakers in these
During the hour from
discussions.
3:30 to 4:30, the speakers were taken
on a drive through the Blue Grass by
League
members of the Women's
Department
The Home Economics
entertained the guests, faculty and students at tea at the University Practice
House from 4:30 to 6:00. In the re
ceiving line were Mrs. McVey, Mrs
Bartlett, Miss Fitzgerald, Miss War
ren, Miss Scrugham, Miss Mary
Sweeney and Miss Sarah Blanding
Mrs. Giles, director of residence halls,
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Excused From Classes Monday
For Conference and Meetings

Founders' Day Banquet
A girl at a public library inquired
The members of Xi chapter, Alpha if "The Red Boat" was in.
I don't think we have the book, she
was told.
Oh excuse me, said the girl. I made
a mistake.
The title is "Scarlet
Launch."
After a search the library assistant
reported that no book with that title
was listed in the card catalog.
But I am sure you have the book,
the girl insisted. Suddenly she opened her handbag and produced a slip
something was
of paper on which
written. Then she blushed. Oh, I beg
your pardon, she said, It's "It's the
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Ruby Yacht," by a man named Omar,
I want.
Boston Transcript.
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rotaber, is mixAl Jennings,
"To obey is better than sacrifice"'
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many people who thought Al had re
A story is told of a captain who,
formed. Exchange,
after a battle, was talking over the
events of the dav with his officers. He
asked them who had done the best that
day. Some spoke of one man who had
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