xt7000000m7j https://exploreuk.uky.edu/dips/xt7000000m7j/data/mets.xml University of Kentucky Fayette County, Kentucky The Kentucky Kernel 19590225  newspapers sn89058402 English  Contact the Special Collections Research Center for information regarding rights and use of this collection. The Kentucky Kernel The Kentucky Kernel, February 25, 1959 text The Kentucky Kernel, February 25, 1959 1959 2013 true xt7000000m7j section xt7000000m7j Joe Coyle Says Honesty Lost Him A Friend

By ANN FIKE
once lost a friend by being
"I
honest."
This wad admitted by Joe Coyle,
movie and drama critic for the
Lexington Leader, who spoke
Monday afternoon in the Laboratory Theater of the Fine Arts
Duilding.
In hi talk, -- Criticism in the
Theater," Coyle explained his
statement by raying that he once
strongly criticized a friend who
was acting; in a production of
Othello."
"The friend refused to even look
at me for quite a while, and now

speaks only occasionally," Coyle
said.
Coyle has never been sorry for
this little Incident, however, because he realizes a critic must
"stick to his guns."
The 1954 UK graduate said that
many people In small towns such
as Lexington, when referring to
drama critics, say: "Don't you
think you're making too much of
this whole thing?"
Coyle often replies, "The main
purpose of a small town drama
critic is to advance the cause of
drama in that city by Judging the
players honestly by professional

standards."
"He must not criticize a play
as a play, but rather let the public know what the particular drama
group is doing with it," states
Coyle. "Also included in the criticism of a new production are the
costuming, effect of the staging,
etc."
Coyle told of an Incident which
occurred during the recent newspaper strike In New York.
A new play had opened and
several of the performers wanted
to find out a certain critic's Tractions, even though the strike was

still In progress.
Except for women's clubs, beneThe critic's telephone, which was fits, etc., Coyle does not subscribe
not on strike, rang Incessantly and to this idea. He does believe in
at 1 a. m. he gave them his the honest criticism of performers such as the Ouignol Players.
review.
Coyle stated that this illusCoyle praised the Gulgnol ortrates how important a critic'3 ganization, and stated that other
opinion can be to a performer, similar groups which he ha3 obeven though the validity of what served are quite amateur in comthe critic is thinking and writing parison.
may be doubtful to others.
"A good actor can take a line
Coyle, whose main Job with the and give more depth and beauty
Leader is that of a reporter, re- to it than the playwright ever
called that one of his UK Journal-Is- imagined, and that's what a drama
teachers once said, "Be kind critic looks for" the local critio
to the amateur."
stated.
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UNIVERSITY OF KENTUCKY
Vol. L

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Flu Epidemic
Expected By Spring

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Drama Critic Speaks

UK Gets $72,000

For Physics Study
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in New York, where one of the
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two
research laboratories in the United States is located. He will gather preliminary
data there in preparation for the
new project.
About half the money provided
by the science foundation for the
project will be used to purchase
a particle tracking machine. Kenney said. Operating on the same
principle as the missile tracking
apparatus used by the government, the machine will reduce
data computation and measurehigh-energ-

ment to an automatic procedure
and will be more accurate than
manual computation, Kenney explained.
He said UK's electronic computer will be used extensively in
the project.
Kenney worked with Dr. D. B.
Kern on UK's nuclear energy
project last year. He received his
Ph.D. degree from Fordham University in 1956 and was a reseaich
associate at Brookhaven from
1953 to 1955.
Dr. F. L. Yost, head of th UK
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Joe Coyle, Lexington Leader columnist, spoke on "Criticism In
the Theater" Monday. The movie and drama reviewer commented
on the importance of a critic's opinion.

The National Science Foundation has awarded a $72,700 contract to the UK Department of
Physics to finance a two-yey
basic reseaich program in
physics.
Dr. V. P. Kenney, assistant
of physic4-- will be the principal investigator and director of
the project, and Dr. Jchn O.
Dardis, also an assistant physics
professor, will assist him. The
contract was announced today by
the Kentucky Research Foundation, which will administer the
funds.
Kenney described the researrh
as a study of the particles which
make up the nucleus of the atom.
"After gathering data on the atom,
physicists began study on the
smaller nucleus of it," he said.
"Elementary particle, or
phy&ics is a study of the
even smaller particles which make
up that nucleus."
The research, to begin this
month, will mark UK's first full-sca- le
venture into elementary particle investigation. Kenney and
Dardis began a preliminary study
of problems of elementary particle
structure in 1957.
The new program will follow
UK's earlier experimentation in
nuclear energy research, begun
some 10 years ago.
In thai research, vapor trails
resembling those made by Jet
planes were produced by
particles Injected into a tank
gas. By means
of
' trails, the physicists
of these
studied the nuclear explosions
which occurred when the particles
collided with the nuclei of the
gas atoms In the chamber.
y
research, KenThe
ney said, will be a logical extension of that procedure. Tiny particlescalled mesons will be in- -'
Jected into a tank of super-heate- d
liquid, composed of protons. Whn
the mesens collide with protons
in the chamber, the protons will
split and scatter.
By tracking minute bubble trails
which follow these proton particles, the physicists can examine
the particles to determine their
composition.
Kenney will spend part of the
spring and summer month at

LEXINGTON, KV., WEDNESDAY, FEB. 23, 1939

Classes will be dismissed from
1
a. m. Monday to allow stu-

dents to attend
the opening
"Religion In . Life Week" convocation in Memorial Hall.

University of Kentucky students
and staff members are being advised to obtain influenza vaccine
in the immediate future as safeguards against an
epidemic of
mild flu and expected to reach
the state by spring.
Dr. Richardson K. Noback, assistant dean of the College of
Medicine and newly-name- d
director of the
University
Health
Service, said vaccinations have
been recommended by the State
Department of Health. He added
the vaccine can be obtained either
at the Health Service or from
personal physicians.
"The Health Service has been
trying to determine the supply of
vaccine available for Lexington,"
Dr. Noback said. "At the present it
appears likely that enough vaccine
will be available to meet the needs
in Lexington, although this cannot be known definitely until the
.demand throughout the state is
known."
After the Health Service learns
how much vaccine it can expect to
have, a definite schedule for vaccinations can be worked out, the
Health Service administrator stated.

"In keeping with the recommendations of the State Department of
Helth and in order to proceed efficiently, the Health Service will
offer immunization first to those
rendering key services to
the
University, such as members of the
police, maintenance, food service,
and residence hall . staffs," he
added.
"Vaccine will be available sub- -,
sequently at the Health Service for
students, members of the faculty,
and employees as supplies permit."
Dr. Noback said the vaccination
procedure requires an initial injection followed in two weeks Ly
another. The vaccine to be used
against several
offers protection
Strains of influenza, including the
Asian variety.

A small fee, probably from 50
cents to a dollar, depending on the
cost of the vaccine, will be charged
for each injection, he stated. He
said the fee will be designed to
pay for the vaccine and the additional staff and supplies necessary for the program.
To date, about 210 students have
been vaccinated under a routine
program. Remaining
voluntary
students are advised to obtain vaccine as it is available, the administrator said.
A letter to the Health Service
from the State Department
of
Health reported:
"Communications received from
the U. S. Public Health Service reindicate that
ceived this week

Type A and B influenza is occurring in epidemic proportions in

several European countries. Type
B influenza is already occurring in
Washington, D. C. It is likely that
influenza will spread into Kentucky this spring."
The letter added:
"You should urge as many people as possible to obtain from their
physicians vaccinations with Polyvalent vaccine which contains both
A and B strains as well as the
Asian
There may be
sufficient vaccine in your county
to meet the demand, but in case
there is a shortage, the following order of persons should he
adhered to:
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King To Be Chosen
At Gold Digger's Ball
UK coeds will select a king for Forgy, ADPi; Jennings B. Johnson, AZD; Pete Pearlman, AGD;
the Gold Digger's Ball from
Dave White-hous- e,
p. m. Saturday in the SUB Ball- Jim Miller, XO;
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room.

dance will be a
turn-aboaffair with the girls
acting as escorts to their favorite
beaux. They will call for their
dates, present them with corsages,
and some of the boys will even be
taken to dinner.
The corsages, designed by the
girls, will be judged and three
trophies will be awarded. A winner will be picked for the most
original, the prettiest, and the
funniest corsages.
SU Board
Social Committee;
which is sponsoring the dance, announced the king candidates today. Each sorority and girls' housing unit will sponsor one candidate. Two attendants to the king
will be elected.
.The candidates are Freddie
The annual
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DDD; Bob White. KKG;
Dick Vicent, KD; John Zachem,
KAT; George Kyle, DZ; Don Fuller, ZTA; Benny Coffman, Keene-lan- d

Fred Strache.
West Hall;
Keeneland East Wing; Don Ham-mo- n,
Boyd Hall; Paul Justis.
Max Walton. Hamilton; Sid
Cohen, Holmes, and Henry Pepper,
Patterson Hall.
Bobby Keys' Band from Louisville, which played at the dance
last year, will be featured.
Tickets for the dance will be on
sale in the SUB ticket booth from
10 a. m. to 2 p. m. today, from
10 a. m. to 4 p. m. on Thursday,
and 10 a. m. to 5 p. m. on Friday.
Tickets will also be sold at the
door. Admission is $2 per couple.
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A College Diploma Proves What?
Does a college diploma signify
ability and achievement on the
part of its holder?
Not necessarily, says Dr. Ernest
McDanlel, director of the UK
Testing Service, and he has the
facts to prove it.
The facts are contained In a
study of 26,000 high school seniors
and 9,000 college students in Pennsylvania. An extensive series of
tests administered to these students Is reported in a publication
by the Carnegie Foundation.
The testing director said one
Pennsylvania college studied intensively by the Carnegie group
.

revealed startling inequities in its
classes.
"It was found that if the
graduating class of that college
had been selected from the entire
student body on the basis of
achievement test scores, only 28
per cent of the seniors would have
graduated," he said.
"The remainder of the graduating class," he continued, "would
have been made up of 21 per cent
of the juniors. 19 per cent of the
sophomores and 15 per cent of the
freshmen."
Calling this situation "fairly
typical," McDaniel said: "We are

graduating through one door students who know less "than their
replacements coming through the
other.
"Why do we insist that a stusentence,
dent serve a four-yeand then release him on good behavior?" he asked. "If that Pennsylvania graduating class had been
chosen by test scores rather than
by length of time in school, the
class would have had average test
scores 34 per cent higher and an
average age 2 years younger than
the group which actually graduated."
What is the answer to the prob
ar

lem? McDaniel thinks a student's
education should be geared to his
own tempo of learning rather than

to an arbitrarily imposed limit.
"Some students learn more in
four weeks than others In the
same class can master in four
months," he said. "Those brighter
students should not be held back;
they should be allowed to advance whenever they can prove
they are ready."
McDaniel is a member of a
committee at UK
which is studying possible programs to aid gifted students.
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* Teh. 25, 19.VJ

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By BETTY ANNE fiOSS
Few students are aware of the
Speech Therapy Center on campus.
The clinic first opened in 194!)
under the sponsorship of the Lexington Council of Jewish Women,
in aff ilation with the University's
Department of Psychology. The
Junior Leamie adopted the project
In 1951. In 1958, the University assumed complete financial respon-

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sibility.
Speech therapy is offered to
those college students nnd individuals who have articulation problems-stuttering,
"aphasia, cleft
palate, voice disorders, cerebral
palsy pnd delayed speech. The
sirvicv is free to all college students.
The (fiurr servie.-.- an averase
of 7 I'K students a year and SO
are treated. Thirty-minut- e
therapy sessions are t In

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Audiometer
Susan Johnson, student in speech therapy, learns the prartiral
application of the audiometer.

Walmsley And Ileivetl
Paintings In Exhibition

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Oregg, local consulting engineer, spoke to the Junior-seniengineering assembly yesterday.
He stressed the Importance of an
engineer's relationship
with hii
work and associates.
L. S.

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usual length.
The center, in addition to pro- therapy, offers
special
viding
training to prospective speech
therapists. At present, there arc
about 40 students at various levels
majoring in this area.

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The staff is composed of Charles F. Diehl. center director; Kenneth W. Burk and Ruth PhMlips.
senior therapists: Dr Hichard
White and Mrs. Peggy
research assistants; Mrs. Cluiles
Dirk, executive secretary, and four
graduate assistants: Beverly Stanley. Lucille Clay. Ramelle Patterson and John Mc Williams.
Formally on the third floor of
Neille Hall, the center is now located on Limestone, across from
the Cohere of the Bible. Hours are
during the week and
on Saturdays.

Admission 90c

Open 6 p.m.

Award Contender

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Deborah Kerr

Rita Hoyworth

"SEPARATE TABLES"
Dana Andrews

Mel Torme

"THE FEARMAKERS"
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tant professor of art at Murray.

The pnintincs, prints, nnd draw- in- of William WahnsVy. Mur- lay State Collcne. and Edward
llcwett. Ohio State University, are
on display in the Art Gallery of
the Fine Arts Building.
f or the past several years it has
been the custom of the UK Art
Department to present the work cf
artists who have contributed to
the artistic resources of the Commonwealth.
Both younR artists have studied
abroad, and Walmsley is an assis- -

The Art Gallery is open daily
from 12 to 4 p. m.. Saturdays from
10 a. m. to 3 p. m., and Sundays
from 3 to 5 p. m. The display will
continue through March 22.

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Survey Shows Coeds Are Hubby Hunters
Vy

CHRISTA FINLEY

make up her mind.

litre, but other statements

and
the names of the coeds who made
them follow:
Diana Brown "I came to get an
education, but the other idea has
been way in the back of my mind,
It's comine to the front nwfniivj
-"
last, though.
Jolin Coffey "In caw I don't
find one (husband), III be able to
ret a good Job."
Amanda Darnell '"I came to
get an education so I can get a
good job, but I must admit that
at UK I have a better opportunity
to meet boys than I would at a
girls' school."
Judy Hott "Mum's the word."
Faye Stokley "I did not come to
UK to get a man primarily."
Betty Alnslic "Yes. but 111'
probably be getting m;- Ph. D. degree before I find one

a warning to all you unmar- Six of the coeds were sorority
ilc.d ffllows who plan to graduate members or pledges while 18 were
l.jichelors, your precious freedom independent. Of the sorority mem- is fn more danger than you maj bers, only two answered no, com- Hplize.
pared to six of the independents
In a recent scattered survey of who answered neeativelv.
"
Krtneland coeds, most of them
The various answers were a mix- tonfessed to what has recently ture of sincerity, humor and rea
Urn a very popular belief. They soning.
tut at the University with only
One coed, not realizing her words
ere principal thought in mind were to be quoted, answered, "Heil
to catch a husband.
yes!" No name will be mentioned
Of the 24 girls interviewed, al
most 10 per cent of the dormitory's
ririrnts, 15 answered yes to the
uttion, "Did you come to t'K to
find a husband?" and only eight
amwerrd no. One girl couldn't
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The Univcrfcitv nas received a
grant irom International
Minerals and Chemical Corp. for
research in plant nutrition and
soil fertility.
The grant Is ior agronomic
studies of pasture fertilization in
Kentucky. Dr. Eugene C. Doll,
Acronomv Dcnarment. heads the
study.
IMC s rcsearcn grants have provided more than a million dollars:
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"I came to prepare myself
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"I'm a graduating senior and I
haven't found one yet. Excuse m
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Di. Lawrence S. Thompson,
of the UK Libraries, will
hae March 1 for France and
Fnlr.nd where he will purchase
Mine collections of French plays
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the University library.
The trip will be at the expense
l
a mhrocard corporation with
hl;!i Dr. Thompson is connrrwil.
While in Europe, he will go
tlu i.yh duplicate book collections,
in
effort to find certain needed
Suva, the capital of Fiji, is one
en. eh materials. Dr. Thomp.-,l
cf the busiest cities in the PacifviU l (turn on March 16.
ic. It is a center of
trade and
di-nt-

Caroline Chelf "Of course not.
When did you say Leap Year came
again?"
Sue Hamilton "I'm Just 18 and
don't consider nr,scl! mature
enough for marriage yet, but may- hp in mv wninr v.ir .
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Betsy Talbot "No. i I'd found
the one and only before I came."
Marilyn Neikirk "I didn't come
for that, but after I came my in- Iciest chanced."
Some of the girls were probably
bashful since they wished for their
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* The Hole In The Dike
gaping hole in the nation's highly
touted research dike showed itself in
the Research Conference held by the
University last week a hole which
the waters of huifian events, particularly international affairs, are widening by a slow but inexorable erosion.
The Research Conference itself was
not devoted entirely to scientific research. It was, in fact, rather a comprehensive program and included the
physical and biological sciences, agriculture, engineering, and the humanities and social sciences. Yet the preponderance of national effort, finances
and concern has been more and more
toward technology as the frenzy to
"beat the Russians" takes hold of more
institutions and individuals.
Scientific study is broad and important, but an even broader and perhaps more important field, which
holds the key to man's survival in the
future, is being shockingly neglected.
As we prepare to rocket ourselves to
the moon, we seem to be forgetting
that we still have to live on this planet
with other idealogies, other races,
other religions, like it or not.
We have heard our statesmen spout
such blather as "peaceful
and then solemnly nodded our
heads in assent without stopping to
realize that we really have no other
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choice but to

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We have advanced our technology to the point
where a pushbutton will launch a
flurry of rockets toward Russia the
instant a flight of Soviet planes (or
even a
flock of geese)
appears on our radar scopes, but wc
have devoted pathetically little research to determine why Russians-w- hy
men behave as they do and how
we can reconcile our differences short
of mutual annihilation.
The answer to future security lies
missiles or more
not iu higher-flyin- g
lethal cobalt bombs. It lies, rather, in
leaching a fundamental understanding of human behavior and relationships, and in creating a race of men
governable through a "peaceful coexistence" wrought not by necessity or
fear, but by understanding.
This is not an original idea, or even
a radical one; eminent men have been
calling all along for more emphasis
on man's social problems through
sociology, psychology and other studies of human behavior. Ours is merely
a reiteration of the idea that one of
these days, unless we and other nations learn to live at peace, someone is
g
going to push that
panic button.
The resulting blast will be the biggest one any of us ever attended.
missile-controllin-

By HAP CAWOOD
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station for kaleidoscopic songs by the Sky Screamers, soon
after this heliotrope ballad."
HAPPY ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
"FAT
Ha jeople."
"Flash! Hurricane Warning! Lexington areas! ah ha hoom, boom, clum de
!um dummm, da do diddilie-bop-de-bladie bommmmmmnv ling."
". . . . door, door, door . . . ."
"And now, two minutes before signing' off, we present our daily interlude
I music, the Star Spangled Banner, ai
"Stay

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Etc.
You see, I like it. Matterfack,
my
whole gang does we thrive on it. Wc
cen throw rumbles to it.
You ever seen a .stereophonic rumble?
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Kernels
Too many men with agate brain
and stallion-typmouth are1 now
beating the brush as congressional
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Ts this a dagger that I see before

me?" Johnnie Stompanato.

Out, damned spot!" Lestoil.

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The Readers9 Form
Fastest Man Alive
To The Editor:
At the beginning of this semester I
acquired a copy of the University of
Kentucky Student Directory, 1958-195A part of the entry under my name
in this directory (with appropriate columnar headings indicated) is as follows:
Name: Simandle, Stanley J
Lexington Address: Commute
Home Address: 5629 J. Sacramento,
Calf.
Some of my friends have expressed a
very skeptical attitude about this entry
and I would therefore appreciate it
very much if the Kernel could print the
following corrected entry:
Simandle, Stanley J
Commute
5629 J., Apt. B, Sacramento, Calif.
(Apartment B is approximately 19.34
feet due east of Apartment A.)
9.

J.

Simandle

Donuts or sweet rolls every morning,
plus the above offering from the Donovan Cafeteria.
I realize the SUB also serves the public and therefore must have a variety,
I kjiow, the
but why can't we

budget.

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was in the navy where we were fed,
per man, on $1.05 a day for three meals.
We now pay $1.90 a day for two meals.
My question, therefore, is why can't wc
have a variety? In the navy we had soinc-in- g
different for breakfast cilery day.
One day it was beans (don't laugh-be- ans
are ood- -( . . . then hash, then
French toast, then once in a while wc
had eggs.
I realize that I have been prejudiced
in my tirade, and I'm not advocating
the subversion of the grand Donov;n
Hall Cafeteria. I am sure thousands like
me would like to sec just a little mote
variety in the breakfasts, not onlv at
Donovan but in the girls' dorms also
. . . right girls?
I

Howaiu

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To The Editor:
This is the first time I have written to
the Kernel, so forgive me if I am nebu-

"But FIRST

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Pancakes And Tea

played by Tubb Scrugg's Rhythm Band;
lor Jenny Lou, Dwight, Dick, Mamie,
Forno, and all the cats in D. C; for
Nikita, Pasternak, Little Frank, Hoggie,
near Crummies'
and the gang from
Creek."
Washington:
blue:
THE
"Light
PRESIDENT HAS JUST DIED. More
headlines after this flashy orange song
by Willy and his Hand Jivers after a
word from our chartreuse sponsors."
more just after
"We'll return for
this station break in Cinemascope."
"DATELINE LOS ANGELES: AN
EARTHQUAKE HAS JUST SWALLOWED CALIFORNIA! . . . Thin happy
eople, tall happy people . . . door, door,
door . . . . "

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As Heard On A Wrist Radio

"Door . . . door . . . door . . . door . ."
details, stay tuned to
"For blue-golthis, rainbow. You are only five minutes
away from the same thing. But now,
Shi atomic advertisement."
"For those who car enough to hear
ihe very best, again and again, and

my

"co-exist- ."

Heliotrope Ballads
two years my transistor Dick Tracy
bracelet has been in shop, but I got it out
last night. And, inebriated with luxury
the moment I turned it on, I listened as
I lay in my bed in the library.
I am nuts over objective radio broad- tasting. Therefore I am nuts over Lexington's broadcasts. I used to like Nick
Clooney, but he was pleasant and my dean
objected.
Now I've found something different,
betterl It's on WMES, the magnelephant
nuclear radio dial, where Crayon Charlie
has his radioactive program.
I commend humanity for this casual
magnificence. I floated - away on the
brown ads, swept still higher with the
blue-greefanfare, drifting ecstatically
away with songs pink, black, gray, and
the Congo solo, ' now purple on ALL
charts at their station.
I relaxed, even forgot about my blade.
I listened to the funny jokes, like "LOOK
OUT FOR THAT REVOLVING DOOR1
What revolving door, door, door, door . ."
And my old "Black Denim Trousers,"
which they presented as a theme song:
"Black velvet diapers and sounds of indigo
with an orthophonic trike and a short
wave radio."
"Mighty age five, nine, no."
"Our philharmonic album of the week
the Stinking Crick Trio crooning,
"Lobelong Vorp Di Blu."

,

Doll

To The Editor:

lous.
Down to business. I have a gripe. It
is not new or original. My gripe is with
the Donovan Hall Cafeteria's breakfast.
I am not a betting man usually, but
I will lay my entire present fortune of
S3 that we will have for breakfast . . .
on any school day, the following:
Eggs fried, scrambled or hard-boileso greasy that they slide down the
esophagus and go kerplunk!
Bacon two thin pieces, or sausage,
two minute piglets.
Cereal a good assortment, intermittently cold and hot.
Toast-O- K
if you like cold toast.
Juice a good assortment.
Jelly naturally.
Hot chocolate and cold milk bon!
Colfee some like it strong, some like
it weak; they get it if it's their lucky
day.
d,

that, if you will, with the
following from the SUB:
Contrast-

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Pancakes any morning.
Tea any morning.
Fried apples most every morning.
Fried potatoes most every morning.

Moral Question

wish to thank the religious organisation (I bcliexe it's the Iuteif.iith Council) lor sponsoring the excellent films
shown in the SU11 Ballioom, and
also to raise a question about them.
I

be-iii- fj

The reasons lor the selection and
of

pic-sentati-

these

particular films, I
understand,
their (introspective)
of Mxial and religious problem,
and citation of examples of "good"
for the audience to emulate. I
wondered, alter seeing "Love Is a .Many
Splendored Thing," whether the oiisois
accept the implication of the film that
there are circumstances in which adultery
is not only sinless, but picmibed? I personally am sympathetic to the film, but
would appieciate a rationalinlion in the
context of the Judto Christian tiadition.
It is not necessarily the esse that the
council accepts the aboe implication.
Nevertheless, in the course of the sciies,
I presume other questions of a similar
nature will aiise that dcscive, if not
answering, certainly an attempt at
I
would therefoic like to
suggest a short question and answer period after each film.
(Name Whiiuhd)
is for