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The World
Whirls On

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UNIVERSITY

By JIM WOOLDRIDGE

TUESDAY ISSUE

Today, after a month of war.
LEXINGTON, KENTUCKY, TUESDAY, OCTOBER .1, 1939
Z246
VOLUME XXX
Europe heard a report which may
put an end to its great conflagration. The London Daily Mirror
...
startled its readers with an exclusive story which stated that at the
coming meeting of the Reichstag.
Adolf Hitler would offer to abdicate
his position as fuehrer of the German people. If this dispatch is
true, Germany is probably to have
peace, for Prime Minister Chamberanlain of England recently
nounced that the Allies sole objective in pursuing their war against
Berlin was to forever abolish the
regime of Hitler, and his accompanying
aggression. This report
was received shortly after der fuehrer had finished his consultation
with the Italian ambassador. Count
Ciano. whom Hitler had called to
Berlin yesterday.
Other events, though less sensai
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tional, were similar in that they
Blue-Featherpointed to a definite, general peace
Courtesy
movement.
Lightening
diplomacy
Bill Tucker, flashy Kentucky sophomore halfback, is shown picking up 17 yards at left end early fn
was keeping pace with "lightening
the second quarter against VMI. Captain Joe Shepherd, No. 24. watches the proceedings from the side
war."
while No. 36. Atkinson of VMI, sneaks up from behind to make the tackle on the Wildcat 47 yard line.
Since Friday, every country in
Complete story of the game on page four.
central Europe has seen fit to send
"Birds of
a feather flock ton envoy to Russia. In Moscow,
gether" so will new YWCA memvon Ribbentrop of Germany conbers as the annual membership
summated a second treaty with the
solicitation campaign opens today
Soviets in which the two countries
on the campus. Each newcomer
settled their common boundary line
will be supplied with a blue feather
in the former territory of Poland.
to signify his affiliation. Solicitors
In this same city, the Bolsheveiks
may be identified by their blue
signed another treaty; this one.
feathers.
with Esthonia.
The little Baltic
Editor't Note: Although the new
The campaign,
which extends
kingdom was forced to give up its
of the University will not be selected
through Thursday, will be under
for many months, "talk" ts increasing
seaport fortifications in exchange
datly concerning presidential prospects as
the general direction of Louise Galevidenced by professional newspaper
for being allowed to retain its inloway, chairman of committees.
of resolutions, statements, and
dependence as a nation a good exa letter. Because leaderin this case
Tables will be placed in the Union
ample of modern European power
ship of the University definitely concerns
building and in the postoffice of
and interests students, the Kernel is prepolitics.
A resolution to recommend to the McVey hall today
Declaring themselves disturbed by senting three separate stories included
and tomorrow for
Also in Russia were the foreign reports that Gov. A. B. Chandler was in various sections of Sunday's
trustees of the University that they the use of anyone wishing to join
ministers of Turkey and Rumania. considering employment outside the
A canvass
withdraw the rule limiting the age the organization.
of
possibly suing for peace and an asstate upon expiration of his gubJudge King Swope, Republican of executives to 70 years, in order to sororities, residence halls, and prossurance of the status quo in the
pective members in town will be
gubernatorial term, 12 Lexington citizens
Balkans.
Both nations will pro- recently addressed a letter to the nominee in the coming state con- permit extension of President
conducted by special committees.
term, was adopted at a meetbably have to make concessions, for governor urging him to accept the ernatorial election, promised his
Students may also sign up for
support of the
practically all diplomatic quarters presidency of the University upon tinued state colleges, as University and ing of the Fayette County Farmers' membership in the association at
he opened the
concede the fact that the Soviets the retirement of Dr. Frank L. Mc- - other campaign in Lexington Satur- union Saturday.
the YW office in the Union build
party
hold the upper hand in eastern Vey.
day.
In a talk concerning the Robin ing.
Europe.
Various projects to be carried out
Diccussing ths question of select- - son Harvest
The writers emphasized the fact
festival which atFriday, word was received that
the University's new president. tracted approximately 7,000 eastern by class groups during the coming
that they were acting for no
Warsaw, the Polish capital, had ganization
year were announced yesterday by
and that they had no Mr. swope saia, t want to say on
last Miss Doris Seward, secretary, as
finally surrendered after a seige of right to grant the presidency of the my own behalf and in behalf of the Kentuckians to Quicksand
21 days. With its fall came the end University.
Their action was, they men running with me, that we stand week, Tom Adams described Dr. follows:
of the last stand of Polish resist- declared,
to Mr. unalterably opposed to a political McVey's part in promoting the
a testimonial
Social service, which will conduct
ance.
Chandler's Dersonal ability and to aDoointment to that position. We event, and said the University pres- social work at the Lincoln school
In another dispatch came the his value as a citizen.
hold that the president of the Uni ident had contributed to the life of reform school, and the Crippled
announcement from Hitler of the "We are disturbed", the letter said. versity should be an educator,
Children's hospital.
beginning of an unrestricted sub- "by reports that you are considering chosen solely on the basis of his the state in many other ways during
Economic and labor group, which
his term in office.
marine campaign against Allied employment outside of the state qualifications for the position. The
will make occasional field trips to
EuropeaMr. Adams suggested that if Dr. study economic and labor conditions
merchantmen. Hearing this,
when your term as governor has Board of Trustees is responsible for
his selection and should exercise McVey could not be drafted to con- at
ns-began
to recall the dark days expired.
any threat or
duty free from
of 1917 when an average of seven
Worship group, which will be in
"It is the unaimous and earnest that
tinue in the presidency of the Uniships were torpedoed every day and judgment of us, the undersigned. suggestion of removal from office on
versity, Dean Thomas P. Cooper of charge of the religious conference
the part of the governor."
three out of every four ships which that Kentucky can ill spare you
to be held later
the College of Agriculture should be as other religious in the fall, as well
left harbor never returned.
Some of us have opposed you poservices.
nominated, with Dr. W. S. Taylor,
Congress litically, others have supported you,
In the United States.
World fellowship group, with the
still debated the details of the new but all are agreed that the state
dean of the College of Education, primary purpose of studying inter
neutrality bill. A motion to extend needs you."
as alternate choice.
national affairs.
credit to belligerent powers who "We believe," it concluded, "that
Fine arts group, which will study
wish to buy war materials in this other Kentuckians, in considering
and endeavor to obtain a greater
country was overwhelmingly de- your future services to the state,
appreciation of music, literature.
Payment
in cash and will cast politics aside, as we have,
feated.
and painting.
"n and weigh the question solely in the
transportation in the power's
Social group, which will conduct
-ships will be the only acceptable light of the needs of the University
Will Follow Example Set By parties for both members and other
and your capacity to meet them."
manner of negotiation
students.
Regular Army And
The letter was signed by Len
The' deadlock on the western
Campus service group, striving
Other Units
artillery- - Shouse Jr- - S. S. Yantis. B. B. Smith,
front remained and only
George W. Kurachek, a senior in
particularly to create better stu1
John G. Cramer, Robert Strauss, the College of Engineering, last
action was reported in the French
relations.
George K. Graves. Felix M. Ken- week was selected as
Pershing Rifles, crack drill com- and German communiques.
Interracial commission, with its
nedy, G. E. Stanfill, Dr. R A. Riggs,
Nazi newspapers an
BERLIN
objective to do intensive study of
of the Kentucky Engineer by the """' "l
nounce that Italy has agreed to Col lis Ringo, James Strauss and faculty editorial board. Kurachek,
!
the racial problems facing the world
reguD. Lagrew.
and adopt the new army
fight by the side of her axis partner
who was associate editor last year lations for both demonstrative and today.
in the event of a failure of the
of the magazine, is a member of competitive purposes, it was anDutch Lunch club, which is open
German - Russian peace proposal
Tau Beta Pi, honorary engineernounced yesterday by Major W. S. to commuters and townspeople, and
which Hitler will announce soon.
ing fraternity. He succeeds Wil- Barrett, the Rifles' mentor.
which) will meet at noon every FriThis agreement was believed to have
liam Auping, who was the editor
There has been some question, day at the Maxwell Street Presby
been reached at der fuehrer's
last year.
Major Barrett stated, as to whether terian church.
The annual Robinson Harvest
conference with the Italian
The Kentucky Engineer, a techAnd a group for members with
new drill,
festival, under the direction of the nical magazine, was published for the simplicity, which is the essence journalistic tendencies.
foreign minister.
Such stucould be suitable for
Agricultural Experiment the first time last year by the stu- of purpose
Kentucky
the
of jcompetitive drilling. dents may work on the publicity
The steamship Clement was re- Station, was held in Quicksand last dents of the engineering college. However, members of the military committee or take active part in
ported sunk by a Nazi commerce Thursday and Friday.
Three issues of the magazine will science department believe that es-- the publication of the YW periodiraider off the coast of Brazil. Six A program combining entertainpublished this coming year. The'sentially the same snap and
cal "Through Y's Eyes."
members of the crew were drowned ing and edufctional features, the
issue will appear December l.jcision can be attained with the new
festival is considered an important the second and third issues will drill as with the old.
before help could arrive.
affair for students of agriculture in come out in March and April.
The chief difficulty to be en
WASHINGTON
Senator Borah. eastern Kentucky.
The rest of the staff consists of countered in installing the new sys
Ted Cozine was elected president
On Thursday, folk dancing and R. B. Cottrel. W. G. Coblin, J. B. tem will be the lack of men quali
Idaho, isolationist leader, who 20
years ago brought about the defeat ballad singing under the direction Williams, business managers.
Jim fied to teach the "rookies," for of the American Society of MeEngineers at its second
will have had as mu:h chanical
e, freshmen
of Woodro wWilsOn's league cf na- of Prof. Frank Smith, of the Agri- Bowling, G. D. Robertson, Ted
weekly
department.
Extension
tions proposal, made an impassioned cultural
and John Moorman, associate training in the new manuevers as C. C. meeting of this year. Prof.
Jett, honorary chairman, preplea to his colleagues to join him were presented to the large crowd editors. The staff members are: seniors.
Club W. L. Robards, G. W. Terrel, G. E.
The Confederate squad, under the sided over the meeting.
in opposing the new neutrality of visitors. The annual
Other officers elected wore Billy
legislation.
The veteran speaker program and parade took the spot Padgett, E. S. Weller, G. Spragens. auspices of the Daughters of the
T. C. Jack-thdeclared that America could not light on Friday morning, with the D. Desg, Frank Brown and L. C. Confederacy, will be formed again Wilson,
year and will use the same drill son, secretary; Fred Fischer, treas-a- s
of winners in all Pendley.
possibly aid her neutral position by announcement
formerly.
urer.
allowing domestic munitions manu- contests taking place on Friday afThe faculty staff will include
facturers to sell freely to waning ternoon.
Prof. D. V. Terrel, editor; Prof. E.
The festival judges, from the Ex- B. Farris, business manager; and
nations.
tension Department of the College Professors James May, Edward Doll,
of Agriculture, were: Mrs. Helen Morris Beebe, and Zeke Shaver, asM. White, district agent; Mrs. Pearl
sistant editors.
J. Haak, nutrition specialist; Miss
All of the articles will be written
Anita Burnam. assistant state
by either the students or the facclub leader; John S. Gardner, field ulty.
By BOB AMMONS
By JOHN SAMARA
agent in horticulture; C. E. Harris,
He is entering the commerce colSeveral members of the alumni
field agent in poultry; Grady Sel- Chance and a father's love of lege as a sophomore, having spent
are expected to contribute to the
home were instrumental in sending one year at Castle Heights miliQuestion: Do you believe in hav - Uards. field agent in animal hus- - magazine.
bandry; and W. W. Magill, field
ing "blind dates?"
The magazine will be distributed to the University, two students from tary academy, in Tennessee, and
agent in horticulture.
What They Think:
to all engineering students, faculty distant lands this semester. But. plans to enter government service
of the circumstances, in the Canal Zone, just as his fath
Marshall Smith Not a bit! You:
members, graduates of the engi regardless
mieht get a beauty and then again
neering college, engineering socie- both are happy to be here and er did.
a joyful stay.
you might draw a lemon. I prefer
Miss Arruda is planning to
ties, and to high schools in the anticipating
3,788
to call up a beauty or lemon of
The first. Miss Angela Arruda. turn to Brazil next year to
will be printed
state. The magazine
'
my own choice.
her degree from the Faculdade
in Frankfort by the Kentucky Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, is here by Nacional de Felosofie
Mary Lackey I don't care, as long
in Rio. She
scholarship
virtue of a one-yePrinting Office.
as he's tall. dark, and handsome.
from the Institute of International plans to become a teacher of English in Brazil after she obtains her
George Terrill
I had a blind
Education at New York City
degree.
date once to play tennis with a
"I don't know how they happened
Enrollment figures reached
Both Miss Arruda,
is fouryirl, and it turned out that she was
tn phnnsp thi TTniversitv of Kon- - teen days from home, who
high, as
3.788. a new
and Mr. Baldugly, couldn't carry a conversation.,
The following members of the , .
Mj
Arrll(J, a SDPCiai
the last opportunity to enter
faculty of the College of Arts and ri , , En(rILsh German and social win, whose trip took eight days, desdidn't have any figger and couldn't
qualms they felt at leavan organized class passed at
even play tennis! Never again!
Sciences are announced as being on studies deciared, "but I am very cribed the to
ing home
come such a distance;
5 o'clock Monday afternoon.
"girl i
leave for the 1939-4- 0 school year:
That's
happy to be here. I am sure I qualms which have been speedily
This mark exceeds the total
Dr. Thomas C. Sherwood, asso- shall enjoy it, everyone is so nice dispelled by
the only way I ever get one.
the treatment they
for the first semester last
ciate professor of anatomy and to me."
Bill Elder Blind date nothing!
have received here.
year by 184. and the number
physiology; Robert Baker, instructI want one that can see.
two scholarly
The second of our
Both speak with a slight accent but
is expected to climb to apComing I'p
or of chemistry; John Lewis, in- vagabonds. Frank A. Baldwin, of in exceedingly good English Mod- proximately 3,800 because a
structor of music; Charles W. Balboa Heights. Panama Canal esty too. seems to be a common
Each week. "The Inquiring Renumber of students have parporter" will find out ' What They
Hackensmith, assistant professor of Zone, came to the University be- characteristic of their being able
tially filled out their
physical education, and William H. cause his father, a native of Bards-town- , to understand why anyone should be
Think" on questions of interest.
lorms but are not ofTurn
Hansen, assistant professor of phyHave you any suggrstions?
especially interested in them.
wished him to.
ficially enrolled, officials of
sical education.
them in to The Kernel. Next week
Baldwin .who learned to play clar"I heartily approve of Dad's
the registrar's office
Victor R. Portmann, assistant choice," Baldwin said. "Everybody inet in one of the Army poet bands
"If you could change places with
any one person in the world for
professor of journalism, is on leave has been so kind to me, I am sure in Panama, has enrolled in the
University's "Best Band in Dixie."
one day, what would you do?"
I am going to enjoy it."
the first semtser.

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President McVey yesterday apthe three faculty and the
three student members of the Student Government association's initial election board. Faculty appointed

Coeds
To Open Campaign
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Today

University Presidential Possibilities
Attract Attention Of Fayette Citizens

Lexingtonians Declare
Their Approval Of

presi-de-

Farmers' Union Asks
Trustees To Extend
Age Limit

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pointees are Prof. L. J. Horlacher.
assistant dean of the agriculture
college; Dr. J. Huntley Dupre. history professor, and Dr. Henry Beaumont, associate professor of psychology. Students named to the
board are Harriet Hendershot. John
H. Morgan, and Bill Tudor.

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of the
student government constitution; talks by Dr. J. Huntley

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NYA Applications

ARTICLES TAKEN

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BOYD APPOINTS

Dr. Paul P. Boyd, dean of the
College of Arts and Sciences, appointed a committee to investigate
and suggest Improvements in the
college's curriculum, at a meeting of
Arts and Sciences faculty members
late yesterday in McVey halL
In outlining the work of the committee. Dean Boyd pointed out the
fact that there has been little or
no change in the curriculum of the
College of Arts and Sciences since

Robinson Festival
Held In Quicksand

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Members of the group which
steered the government association
through its formative stages requested the presidential appointments to the beard to put the plan
into operation. Subsequent election
boards will be formed as outlined
in the Student Government association's constitution:
"The election board shall he
composed of three faculty members elected by the student legislature; the retiring president of
the student body; and two members,
elected by and from the student
legislature . . . "
Wednesday. October 11. is the last
(Continued on Page Four)

Group To Investigate
Curriculum Changes

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Drupe, history professor, and
Dean Sarah G. Blanding: and
answers to questions from the
floor will be given at 7:30 pm.
today in Room 205. Union.
Students intending to petition
for president or vice presidents tone man. one woman"
of the student body are urged
to attend by L. T. Iglehart.
chairman of the student-facult- y
committee on reorganization of student government.

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TO START DRIVE

Herald-Lead-

11

Oath Of Citizenship Needed
To File Form Required
For Work
All NYA men

Thieves Loot Dorm,
Sciences Building

students are urged

to come to the dean of men's office
immediately to check their applications. Dean T. T. Jones said yesterday. Form3 must be forwarded to
the district office at the end of the
week and no incomplete applications will be accepted, he stated.
Over one hundred forms are not
complete, especially with respect to
the citizenship affidavit. This oath
of citizenship is required by a reso- luton of Congress and positively no
application will be considered with- out it. The dean's office now has
a commission to administer oaths
and will accommodate students, he
added.
The current NYA work month
ends on October 14, and all work
sheets must be submitted to the
deans" offices by noon of that day.
Thereafter the work month will begin on the fifteenth of each month
and end on the fourteenth of the
next for a period of nine months.

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Entering through a forced basement window sometime around midnight the burgler. or burglers. took
clothing, watches, and pens from
two rooms in Bradley hall, men's
dormitory. The stolen articles had
an estimated value of $188.
Police reports show that entry was
made by breaking the glass out of a
baement window. Room 14. occupied by Harold Caroll and Joe Arnold was entered and two green
suits, one brown coat, one 21 jewel
Hamilton gold watch, one other
s;old watch, and a lever set. with a
tcta! estimated value of $130 were
removed.
Room 15. occupied by Horac?
Mackey, Bruce Calcman and John
Black was aLso racked with the loss
of $8 in cash, a green suit coat, one
pair of preen and one pair of gray
pants, two shuts, a Shaffer pen and
.
a black suit
This was given a
total value of $58 .
The police were also told that
thieves had also made a raid on the
Biological Science building
new
.sometime Sunday night and taken
between 25 and 30 pieces of machinery and tools. Policp could e'.ve
no accurate estimate of the value of
this equipment.
ca.-.e-

BKI SH AND PEXt'IL't'LVB"
The Brush and Pencil club will
hold an informal meeting at 7:30
p.m. today ar the home of Mr. and
Mrs. E. W.
unci's. 1251 EUlemere
road. Son
will he dor.e,
as well as d srussion of current art
topics.

Dr. L. L. Dantzler, head of the
English department, was named
chairman of the committee on investigation.
Other appointees were
Prof. R. S. Allen, head of the department of anatomy and physiology; Dr. W. S. Webb, head of the
department of physics: and Prof.
John Kuiper. head of the philosophy
department. The latter three were
chosen as representatives of the biological sciences, physical sciences,
and social science groups in the
order named.
Total enjollment, 1.468. was subdivided into 201 seniors. 292 juniors.
400 sophomores. 498 freshmen and
Forty-fiv- e
32 special students.
are
enrolled in connection with the
nursing schools at Lexington hospitals.
it
Two courses, both
seminars, bacteriology 150 and geology 217. were recommended
to
the LTniversity Senate for approval
at the next meeting of that body.
Prof. Paul K. Whitaker. assistant
professor of German, was elected
secretary of the Arts and Sciences
faculty, succeeding Dr. Thomas D.
Clark, assistant professor of history,
who has held that position for two
years.
Dr. Hunuey Dupre. member of
the history department staff, wa.--,
named chairman of the teaching
committee, which annually analyzes and suggests changes in meth- ods of instruction employed in the
college.
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meeting of the Kernel adver-i.mi- u
staff at 7:30 tonight in
:he Kernel business office.

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both student and laculiv members ol the
i.l rd will conduit and grade the tesls.
The
giailiug svsiem. llie e amiiial ion papers, and
l liescore shee t will be prisei ved in lite registrar's
olliie until alter the eleclion and will he open
lo inspection b anv sludenl or si a II number.
f in l hei more, il anv aspirant consi- ' "'
''let'i"!' loard as
VVT J2 ,'l'l i,nx
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lo the legislature.
Since ( iandidaies must be annouiued
al least Iim- das Im Ioic the- eleilion.
anv siiideiil leeling thai he has ljee.it
wronged v ill hav e ample l hue lor an apeal.
F.ae h ol ihe eaminai ion's three parts will
ecjiial iniHii i.iih e and llie linal "grade " baseel
on the total ol llie ihree- pans. Alter the pa mis
have Ijeen ranked in order, onlv those aspirants among the higher liltv jmikih will
Lo run in the election.
No one except members ol the Ixjard will
knove- the exact content of the eaminai ions
until they are given, and if an general information is released it will Ik- elulv primed and jxib-liciein the kiRn . giving everv aspiranl an
eepial chance-- Although not cMrcmclv "tough."
ihe examination will Ik- sutlii ientlv difficult to
cause interested sludenls lo review their "Rob- el l's Rules ol Order." le arn something aljoul the
campus, and prepare lo handle their
adcepiatclv should ihev lx- elected.
Anvone wilh average intelligence and who
applies himself can pass easilv. but happilv. ihe
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Mullins' dad was his reason for giving UK the pigskin-luggThe gridsman went to prep school
in West Virginia with Alabama's
Coach Thomas footing tlie bill ar.d
grooning him for the Crimson Tide.
After high school. Alabama's white
hope came home and had his college intentions changed by his father. Said MuUins Sr.: pack your
duds and go up to Lexington. If
you are going to play football. I
want to be there to see you. I never
could get way down there to Alabama. Judging from his playing
Saturday, that was a lucky day for
UK, a sorry one for Alabama.
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R:la Pur Ltishr. Wayne Howflls. Martin Freeduian. Fri'd Hill.
Joe Hodges. Bob Anmuins. Jean Williams. Roberta Brouehton.
Mildled Murray. Jim Wooldndae. John Samara. Jane Day. Koy
Sleintort.

Jitterbugs Jostle The Colonel
1 liis
morning the Colonel is lecling bad.
mighiv l;ul! He lias adhesive plasters on his
late ami a caulillowcred car. He lias bruises n
his sliius and a twisted clljow. His line black
Slctsoti is ha: l creel ami liis goalee apJcars in
slncils. liis lwentv-livcent igar is sic kcniuglv
II llsllcd.
Yes. sir. i lie Colonel is in a bail way!
He was attacked !i a bunch ol cannibals
'" jillci Imgs"
ealli-al tlie Sludenl Cuioii hop
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At some time during the same period in which we Americans became aware that this had changed from a post-wa- r
many of Tlie commotion in the Grill the
world i. e. the period 1930-9world to a pre-wus also became conscious of the fact that somewhere, some- ether day was caused by one Jean
how, something is wrong with our Democracy. Many doubt-'ts- s DtPeirre. a
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heartful from
will deny that this is true, but so obvious tire so many Ashland, down to visit With Sis
bill,
of the symptoms which point to that conclusion, that it would Puryear. Send one
fairly accurate
thereof
seem that those who believe otherwise are looking at our or this address and facsimile particuget full
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Our friend Butch writes that he was recently
a jjolitical candidate. During the course of a
a heckler shouted. "I wouldn't vole lor
vou if vou were the Angel Gabiie-l!lo which
our li ic net liiiieh immediate lv replied. "If I were
the Angel (.abrie l you wouldn't lx; in niv
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friends ask you
When your
the inevitable' query, "Wliat do you think of
the EurojH-asiiuaiion?" look them straight in
the eye, shake your heael slowly, antl say, "It's
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were reading ihe
day about an
Ixiard no ordinary ironing Ijoard, under-siand- .
I his was a sort of combination ironing
Ijoaid and caid table. A chap came home and
found ili.il his wile had purchased the thing
al an and ion and he w anted to know what it
was. She pushed a billion that was concealed
under ihe- table and it leaxd three feet in the
air. straightened out. and came down as an ironing Ijoaid.
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he husband was peifectly willing to accept
ihe inevitability of the situation until the thing
became vi highlv sensiiied that U would change
wilh the slighiest piessure anv where on the surface ol the table.
liii ii had caught him under the chin a
oitiile ol hues whilst he was plavuig
he
look the ihing lo the attic and left it there. And
now on windv venings ii can lx- heard Hopping
aljoui. changing from a card table to an ironing
Ixiard. Iroin an ironing Ixiard to a card table,
etc. I he mi let lulilily of iis existence struck us
as one ol the saddest stories we've heard in
months. II. W.
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majority ol llu- (lilies of this Imard failed
lo i link on ihe numerous safeguards provided
anv (audi-dale- against imlitical corruption,
or serves notice of his intention
lo jxiiiioii. I.uuliv liiciiilxrs of the Ixiard will
consisting of ihree
pie paic an c xaiuiuatioii
le.ideishii aplilude, knowledge cil the
p.uts:
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the elect ion Ixjartl
bv I're side nl XleWy slarte-the first wheel which
will linn oilier wheels which will run the brand
new sludenl government machine.
Most ol the ciicicisui diieeted at the student
cons! ilut ion last vcar resulted from a clause in
the document which deserilx-- s this
Ijoard. anil almost without exception were based iihiii a false ron
cept ol the Ixiard.
As staled in ihe constitution,
llie Ixiard will lx' composed of llie
sludenl I x I v . and two sludenls
il ti- laeully memUis e In led bv the- stuand
dent legislaline-- However. or the first year, in
older lo start the wheels turning, the- selection
has Ikcii made by ihe- president of the I'niver-sil- .

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Bob Reusch.
playboy supreme,
has been noticed with Betty Hurr.
new Kappa gloat . Joe Johnson and
Kay Crawford seem to be faithful
. . . Ivan Potts and Peggy Shumate
are also reported to be carrying on
a
courtship, with Ivan
the Terrible doing all the courting
. . . and speaking
of PhiDelt power
houses. George Martin should de
mand a cash settlement for inferring that Wally Hughes was of
PH calibre . . . Ike McCann has
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orbs only for Henrietta Hail
and Jane Rice protests mention of
any courtin' going on with C. P.
Johnson, insisting that C. P. is only
an old friend . . . Pete Smith and
are bandying
Letelle Stephenson
words over the Rice dish, with Letelle claiming a lock on it. and
Smith boasting that he has the key
. . . Perhaps the church
sign was shown only last month,
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but the first wedding for Emily
and Wally Hislip was brushed
off last winter.
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