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Who took
my luffa?

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Thanksgiving is a holiday
to celebrate what we

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are thankful for,
right? Here are some
things that I noticed
at home while
celebrating the
holiday and being
lazy.

My sister has products
that I will never
understand. Since
when did that little
nylon fluff thingy
that makes my soap
so lathery get
replaced by "an all
natural" product
called the Luffa? This
device looks more
like spaghetti that
dried out in the pan
and has the abrasion
power of sandpaper.
And if this is all
natural. where in the
world do these grow?
00 they work? Better
yet what is their
purpose? And do not
even get me started
on the orange gel
made to give you a
super clean feeling
with the essence of
dog poo or something
that smells very
similar. Maybe John
Tesh Christmas CD's
are in there.

 

What are you supposed
to do with all the
leftover food that
your parents sent
you home with. If you
live in the dorm, that
little fridge will allow
the mashed potatoes
in right between the
milk and the two
beers that somehow
got in there Is there
no love for green
beans anymore7 If
you are off campus,
you and your tour
roommates are all
trying to fit the stuff
in between the milk.
OJ and the beer that
never seems to stay
in there for long.

Of all the support groups
out there, society is
still missing one: The
Dads And Men are
Never To be Shopping
Group. Otherwrse
known as DAMN To
shopping, There were
so many sorry
looking males at the
mall on Friday. All
men should pay an
extra little bit in the
month of November
to support fellow
males in the
distribution of beer
and pretzels lTI malls
throughout America
to every down
trodden male, young
or old. That would
make me want to go
shopping, either that
or a large sale at Old
Navy.

-Ron Norton

rail_editorId“hotmail.com

Have an outrageously
funny story about
your break? Did
Uncle Clyde clog the
commode? Aunt
Pearl pierce her
pinky with a tooth—
pick? Cousin Ted toss
Trivial Pursurt two
feet in the air? Let
me know!

THE 411

4.4 2.9

Welcome back. Good
thing you ate and put
some extra padding on
you over the weekend.
You'll need it to keep
you warm.

VOL. 33106 ISSUE 664
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INDEPENDENT SINCE I971

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Appealing: Election officials say Bush gets Florida;
Democratic candidates Gore and Lieberman won't concede

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ANDRNCOHEN i "FEM: "tr:

Lexington finished one holiday and went full force into the next one Friday
evening by lighting the Lexington Christmas tree in Triangle Park. Lexington
Mayor Pam Miller pushed the lever that lit the tree. Santa Claus even showed
up for the event, and spoke to children about being good. The lighting of the
tree was televised to over 50 Kentucky counties.

Dick Cheney undergoes
medical procedure for heart

By Andrew Grossman
ASS'S'ANT 3 AiQi- ,E E3 v

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\\'III('II test for omnnos thzit IIITIlt‘ziit'
(Iiiiniiuo to tho honi't ('oIIs.

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though :i Iiitot‘ tost shouoil (l sitiiiII
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have been home in Taylor, lie of a coal miner 15 providing solace to families who got the most votes.“ point... It is time to honor the
luckier Environment talks IITISIICCBSSIIII Michigan. who have lost husbands. sons. fathers and grand- Gore's not the only candi< will of the people." By
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stint with}?

“I see (Ii‘LHI people.”

With that one [iht‘nso (lllII 'l
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(Ill‘H‘ltti‘ t\l. Nieht SIlMlllltlItill
I'oi‘iwi-i‘ t‘llll't‘llt‘Ilt'iI liinisvli‘ into
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:in I‘\t‘ll iiioi'v .‘llllItlIl'ills :ii
tempt to (It‘I\‘ t'itll\'t'llllttll.

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lllt‘l' high si'hool iitotltzill stint!
(till \VIltt is io'xt. ti >t‘i‘lll'll\
:iini'il llis lllJlI'l'liIL't' is on the
looks tinil Ili‘ is tlistziiti. ilisit
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:is i'i‘i'rtt‘ils oi' \\li,it \‘tft‘ 'ilv- 'tt‘t
('It‘llI liuiitmii Illt‘iIIL‘IHII‘il-l s

I’l'II'I‘ has st'lll‘I‘Ili‘lI his on-
lll't‘ lil'o to ltl'iIU' his thooi‘t' lIlJll
it' there is someone like him.
IIlt'l‘t' iiiiist lu- ,s‘itllli‘ttllt‘ on the
other >IIII‘ oi‘iho 5})(‘I'll'llllli A I‘t‘ilI
liii- L'tillllt'Iiliiik .sllitt‘l‘llt‘l‘tt VI ho‘s
:is llliii‘\II'Il(‘llItI(‘ zis Ilt' is fragile

Although Willis is iinilei‘
st:inil;iltl\ \I\'i'[IIl(‘.'II. Ilt‘ soon
stsii'ts to i'i‘llli‘lllItI‘l' tliztt Ili' h;is
llt'\‘t‘l' Itmtii lllllll't'iI Itl' stink

lloi'o‘s whori- iniitlziiisihili-
t\ si~its iii

The illi‘l‘t‘ notion thzit \Villis
\\'oiilil'\v llt‘Vt‘l‘ llitllt‘t‘iI his so
itci‘rliiiniin :ihiliiios is liiili
i‘i‘itlis. Hon i-oiiiil iliis um llt‘U'l‘
lii-‘Ill‘t ho isn‘t ztlilt- in IN' hiii‘t‘.‘
Ilw lli'\t’!‘ i‘oll (limit :is :i ('IllIiI
Iil‘itI sm his Into-vs i‘otililii't he
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sii'i‘xiii: IllltI llttlli't‘II thiit ht'
t‘ttilItI titil IIIl‘i‘II“

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iixt-i'voiiiw. I‘II? iI' \oti “Jill sits
[It‘lltl iIl\Il!'II“I long enough
viii? tollitns is intriguing

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shuns tin :iiloittnoss with shot
\i'It‘t‘Ilitll illliI :itiiiositht'l't’ to
"III‘II siii h :i i'oiiiitzii'ison

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t‘\t‘i'\ :inelo tin/l. tIIIIlitilL’ll it is
\ttlllt‘lllllt’s t‘\t't'ssl\'i*. I'ti/ittiil.

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