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By THE EDITOR
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Oaring House. Frequent cri-- ;
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LEXINGTON, KENTUCKY, FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER

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floor of the Union
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Application blanks for mem- : ;i:p on Union
committees
v,i,i tie printed in Tuesday's
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of the Kernel.
will be a meeting of
Union board on Satur-;y- .
September 23. at 2 p. m.
rc jm 117 of the Union.

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Dixie" To Play
Under Magurean's Direction

"Best Band

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First Appearance Set
For Eve Of Game
With VMI

Charles V. Magurean, graduate of
Western Kentucky State Teacher's
College and former director of the
Johnson City public school band,
Tennessee state champions for the
past two years, is the new director
of the University's "Best Band in
Dixie" as recently announced by
Dr. Alexander Capurso, new executive head of the music department.
Mr. Magurean. in accordance with
a recent statement in which he declared that he "heartily approved of
band participation in all university
activities such as football games,
parades, etc.," announced that the
band, which is expected to be 100
strong, will make its first appearances in full uniform next week at
both the game with V.M.I, and the
pep rally scheduled for the eve of
that game.
A native of Gary. Indiana, Mr.
Magurean. a cornet soloist, did undergraduate work at Western Kentucky State Teacher's College where
he served as assistant band director, instrumental instructor, and
director of the R. O. T. C. band, and
received his master's degree in music from the Vander Cook school of
Music in Chicago.
He is 28 years old, married, the
father of a year-ol- d
girl and a
member of the Methodist Church.

To Head The Band

All day long Wednesday and Thursday old and new students filled
questions about their parents' occupations, their fra.ernity affiliations,
(new this yoari, their favorite church and newspa;er.

NIGHT

COLLEGE

PROGRAJHILLED
Annual Affair Will Be
Held In Union
Arrangements were completed today for the University's
annual
"College Night" program which will
feature a carnival, a floor show and
a dance in the Bluegrass Room at
8 p. m., tonight in the Union building.
The program will be divided into
three parts. First will be the carnival at 8 p. m. then the floor show
at 9 p. m. and the dance at 10 p. m.
with music furnished by the Blue
and White orchestra, the Univer"swing"
sity's newtst
orchestra.
Activities for tne past wesk for
the newly enrolled freshmen have
been as follows: Monday night the
to the University at
tended a Loyalty Circle by the
YMCA in the amphitheater of Memorial hall. Highlights of the evening's program was a brief address by
Piesident McVey and the performance of the "Best Band in Dixie."
McVey welcomed the
President
freshmen and transfers to the University and presented many prominent campus leaders including L.
T. Igl3hart, editor of The Kentucky
Kernel; Tommy Bryant, president
of the YMCA; Barbara MacVey,
president of the YWCA; Margaret
Purdcm, president of the Mortar
Board; Mary Louise McFarland,
piesident
of the Association of
Wcmen Students; John Morgan,
president of ODK; William Tudor,
president cf the Men's Student
Council ; Alan Vogeler, editor of
the Law Journal and head announcer of the University's radio extenr,
sion service, and Dorothy
president of
lenic.
Brief talks were made by Botty
Suth, president of Cwens, sophomore women's honorary sorority;
Bill Costel. president of Keys, honorary mens fraternity. Mary E.
Koppius, president of the class of
'39, welcomed the freshmen
and
transfers. Miss Mildred Lewis led
the audience in University songs.
The evening was concluded when
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He will succeed John Lewis Jr., who
was released last year with reorganization of the music department
Mr. Magurean announced that he
hopes the band will continue to do
everything it has in the past and
more, not only for ih? school, but
elso the state.

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BUT WHERE CAN

Bareheaded Freshmen
Are Banned

the complete constitution comnmr'-S!- "
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rection of the depart-,- -. tee to do so after reading the following color scheme will be used:
complete
constitution published blue, arts and sciences; white, agrivi eathropology and geology elsewhere in today's Kernel.
culture; green, commerce; and red,
; sr. lions
Vreked from the
The student constitution, first of engineering.
this summer for educa- - its kind on this campus, is the
A special section for all first-yee:A research purposes.
result of a campaign started last men at football games will be proof vided in
roup of students major- - year for the
the north stands on Stoll
grot J toured eastern United the student body. Prior to this time Field. The athletic department,
. ecs Canada,
led by David students have had practically noth- acting upon the wishes of the couning to say about how they should cil, has issued each freshman a red
cu ator of the University
K special study was made be governed.
ticket book for admittance to this
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Drawn up by --a tudent-fcu!and rock forma-T'ireserved section. To assure a full
geologists traveled over committee,
the constitution was section only a limited number, of
s'.if in about three weeks.
passed by the University senate and freshmen will be permitted to take
Lie supervisors of six state needs only the ratification by the dates, the council decided
r.tfcropological projects went student body to become effective.
sr. fee tounty to excavate In-r- .k
Providing for a president, two
shelters in Cumberland
and a legislature,
Thsy were accompanied by all elected by and from the student
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f iff of the local anthro- - to establish a minimum of political
museum. Six prehistoric evils and a maximum of political Formal Celebration Of Union
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ere excavated which re benefits.
To Be Held October 11
.A ta be the oldest thus far
if;.:d m Kentucky. The rock
Lambda Chi Alpha and Theta
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Kappa, national college social fia
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ternities, have been united into one
vere found lying in bark
order, Lambda Cni officials of the
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chapter said
Omicron Delia Kappa Raises University to this effect yesterday.
was taken
Action
Funds For Container Of
first by Lambda Cni Alpha ao its
Athletic Awards
annual convention in San Francisco
and later by the Grand Chapter of
Plans were nearing completion Theta Kappa Nu at a session In
yesterday for permanent placement Birmingham, Ala.
of the Kentucky trophy case on the
Formal celebration of the unisn
first floor of the Union building. will be held in all chapters on OctJohn Morgan, president of ODK, ober 11, the founding date observed
will
Si&tr. a Alpha Epsilon
announced.
fet-by Theta Kappa Nu.
Sunday September
The case, made possible by Omiin
The union, becoming effective at
iir.;.g the dinner hour
cron Delta Kappa, men's senior
of the Union build-i- g
honorary leadership fraternity, will once, creates a fraternity of 105
in t;ie first of a series of
contain all trophies won by the chapters located in 39 states and in
rams to be presented by.
The united fraternity
University in national and state Canada.
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Catering Com-.athletic competitions, The Kentucky will bear the name Lambda Chi Alto John
according
pha and will be the fourth largest
Kernel trophies won in intercolI
student manager of
legiate press contests, and other among national college fraternities,
.v, c: ganization.
local Lambda Chis said.
miscellaneous trophies.
of the fraternity, a
r't-i:;3tory of its career on
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Complete Copy of Constitution Will
Be Found on Pace Three of
the Second Section
Voting on ratification of the University's student government constitution drawn up by and for
FreshmiirK caps must be worn!
Kentucky's students will take place
Thus-'th- e
Men's Student council
on Monday, September 25, from
9 a. m. to 4 p. m., at voting booths has (Jscreed. And the decree will
in the Union building and the be
tctly enforced, the council
McVey Hall postoffice.
If the quota of approximately PBut jthis declaration, which has
500 required for ratification is obil Vie ftipport of the
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started at once for the eJtWon Che dean of men, is only one phase
of. officers provided for jJiCthat of the freshman plan introduced by
the council this year.
constitution.
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In order to signify the college in
All sophomores, juniors and seneligible to vote and are which each freshman is enrolled
iors are
to bring about greater unificabeing urged by the Constitution and
tst fin ca afrov iAalinn tion in the various colleges, the
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GUIGNOL TO OPEN

Faculty, Staff,
Students Invited
To McVey Teas

12THJEAS0N

President Frank
and Mrs. McVey are at home
to faculty, staff, and students
of the University from 4 to
6 p. m. each Wednesday during the school year. Dr. and
Mrs. McVey extend an invitation to all University people
to attend the traditional afternoon teas at Maxwell Place.
L. McVey

Schedule To Include
Varied Productions

Guignol theatre will offer a pro
gram of comedy, drama, and experi
mental tneater tare mat win give
students and Bluegrass residents a
varied theater season for the 1939- 40 school year.
Five major plays, several studio
productions which areSy student
as well as f, sWte play fes- tival and playwriajtos
discussion,
evenings wilj VPresented.
"You Can Tike It With You,"
cpeninjffor-- a
run Monday,
Octobe-38- ,
wy hjtfugurate the sea- Qufenof goers. The every- TJln
family of Granpa
I31Ue AnA WUUa. LanUirtl-for-hlcjBel- f
VVandeihof affords an evening of
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The Blue and White Orchestra,
the University's newest
"swing band," will play for the
Campus Hop from 9 to 12 o'clock
Saturday night in the Union BallUnder quite pleasant
room. This will be the first dance of
conditions as compared
the season sponsored by the Student
with the previous week,
Union.
Unix ersity opens
The Blue and Whit3 bys are an
all college band, every member bewith the blessing of the
ing a student in the University.
weather man.
The band cannot be typed either
I welcome the students
as "hot" or "sweet" but attempts
who have been here beto present a program of dance musfore and come again to
ic ai ranged to. please the particular
crowd of dancers to which it is
continue their education
playing.
and those new students
Unique in a band of its sue ar
of other colleges and high
the many different instrumental
schools of the state.
airangements which
may be
In this welcome I exachieved because of the versatility
of the members.
tend to them the best
The band, performing undpr the
wishes for a helpful and
name of Red and Grey, played a
happy year, not only
eleven-wee- k
engagement
at
from myself but from
Park in Lexington during the
the Doard of Trustees and
past summer, and after a week's va- -'
the staff of the Univercation were brought back by pop- ular demand under the title Blue
sity. I hope that this
and While.
year will be an outstand-

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Mash, UK chuckle
magazine for the last several years,
has, like the Arabs, "folded Its
tents and stolen silently away," was
ndic:ed Wednesday when The
Wildcat, another humor magazine,
made its appearance on the campus.
Clamlike gestures in higher-u- p
quarters yesterday formed an impenetrable blackout of official Information on the subject.
Dean of Men T. T. Jones refused
comment.
James S. Shropshire,
director of student publications.
likewi.se was silent.
Coloring the affair are rumors
that a lawsuit or lawsuits may be
filed in connection with the mixup.
Al Vote!, who last year ran Sour
Mash has been seen around the
campus in company with a Frankfort attorney. Bill Costel. who is
listed as editor of the Wildcat, said
yesterday that Vogel had threatened him with suit.
Indications are that The Wildcat
is here to stay. Apparently bearing
an official
sign, although
confirmation of this was impossible
yesterday, the magazine in its first
iisue carried national advertising,
a feature that is of paramount importance to financial success.
Whether Sour Mash will appear
again is not conclusively known.
Vogel could not be reached
for
recomment. His boarding-hous- e
ported he was in Cincinnati.
Sour Mash, which has had more
or less a turbulent life, was started
several years ago as a successor to
The Campus Cat. a rag that told
the dirt with no holds barred.
Under the sponsorship of Delta
Sigma Chi. men's honorary jour
nalism fraternity. Sour Mash was
published with indifferent success
late in 1937 when it met a finan
Cial Waterloo.
Vogel took over the magazine
for the remainder of that year and
reports have it he brought the pub- lication out of debt. During the
Vogel
school year of 1938-3- 9
aged the book. Don Irvine started
out as editor but come December
he resigned in a huff, to be suc- ceeded by Costel.
Costel. who was slated to edit
Sour Mash.
the
transferred his allegiance to The
wildcat in time to edit and Dublish
the first edition of the new maga- man-affair- s,

Vogel-manag-

Dr.

W. D. Funkhouser,

secretary
of the Southeastern Athletic Conference will attend a meeting of the
executive committee of that organization Friday, September 22, in

ing one with greater accomplishments by the
students than at any
time in the history of
the University.
FRANK L. McVEY

date for registration will be

Monday, October 2.
Enrollment for the regular
period this year is 189 more
than the total of students
registering in the corresponding period last year.
Since the school year of
1934-3- 3
the enrollment of the
University has been steadily
rising. The depression proved
a serious handicap to University attendance when enrollment dropped 800 in 1932.

McVEY TO SPEAK
AT CONVOCATION
To Welcome Freshmen

Tuesday Morning
An annual welcome address to
freshman by President Frank L. McVey at 10 a. m. Tuesday in Memorial hall will mark the opening of
series of general conthe 1939-4- 0
vocations.
Dr. McVey will speak on "The
Answers In The Book." All third
hour classes will be dismissed during convocation.
This traditional convocation is
h?ld each year at the opening of
school in an effort to acquaint

freshman and transfer students
wtih routine University life and to
make new tsudents feel that at the
end of freshman week activities
they have become a part of the
University.

Kampus
Kernels
There will be an important nwrt-ir- .f
ef the Men's Student Council
at S p. m. today in Room 204. I nion.
President Bill Tudor stated that all
members must be present.
All juniors and seniors in military
classes must attend Tuesday's convocation for the purpose of receiving instructions.
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Students interested in forming a
chess team to compete in
meets are asked to meet at
4 p. m. today in the Y rooms of
Union. If enough interest is s'
in this meeting, steps will be iJ c
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issued Monday and Tuesda
Dean T. T. Jones' office.

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All treasurers of fraternities
a.iked to meet with Prof.
Haun at 7. p m. in the north e:
the College of Commerce.
Five hundred
are still
available at the YMCA offices. Unj ion,
will be distributed to upand
per classmen, Bart Peak Announced
yesterday.

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meeting at 3 .p. m.. Tuesday. September 26. NeAcofhfy io the University have bWsn iffti:yd?
spj-j- al
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A compulsory meeting of Keys
will be held at 7:30 p. m. Monday in
Room 205. Urjon.

Welcome To The University

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record-breakin-

ment was expected for thi
semester last night as 3,4 1G
students were assigned to
classes at registration"" close
yesterday. This mark is only
158 short of last fall'U-tim- e
high, and late regisrra-tio- n
will swell the figure to
beat the record, if past performances are indicative.
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Colonel Makes Welcoming Bow As Editor Expresses Views
On War And Urges Student Body To Ratify Constitution
Plans Another Visit Monday

We Can Keep Peace

Knowiii" that war is vet eonlincel to mother omnium, miu
rtimnml
Kcniiukt Colonels which
What vviili all
1(mm.' anil uhai with all iIk- nacliiion which is: conic' la( k to sc hool hi II ol the old ideal. "peace, it's wondcrlu!."
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jsii. Hivd l cloak (liis section oli kciiuickv it sccmcc! that there! and start to i work on the student: nv erniiieui constitution..
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intiresied. Thev sav. in l.ut. that thev "iut don't ive a . . win- I ni i sit ol Rendu Ly.
S-last nijiht .complete with ihei the new plan is ralilied or not.
lie aiiiK-aieiand
The- Colonel wasn't
Vim try to oil; (I lliini linl Ihev won't Ik- forgotten. Thev
white hair, silkx goalee and luiif" black e
last nij;hl
He was rather come around lo see ou a dav or so Her with an advanced case;
worried alxiul anvlhin" in particular
thev have heard rumors
coutetited almul school rco ning. glad that this country still of sMinianeous combustion all
one place for in voting men lo go. amused at the that student ticket Ixniks will not he heinored at the- forthcoming
has more than
annual try of "loul work" at rushing, interested in the plans for Georgia game in Louisv ille. You ask them if thev are sure this is
student government, and proud of the large enrollment.
vi. Well, ihev have it lrom a pretty reliahle- source and did vou'
ust alxuit the onlv matter he had on his mind was a welcome ever hear of anything eiiile so mulct handed. II it is true-- vou sav.
lo Irishmen and other new siudcnls. He wished that he cold il ceriaiitlv isn't right.
Something ought to'
ll isni' right, thev veil. Win it's a crime-think ol viiiii original wav ol welcoming the- incoming students
it ion.
That is the straw, the spark. And your explosion makes
anv ihing he could say would onlv Ikbill knew that
yours has
galhering up steam
lie said he wasn't inerclv In ing hospitahle in wishing them an e n- - theirs look anemic,
jovahle and prolilahlc stav he really meant it. And that's one lor a long time hencalh the surface and because righteous indigo
nation is tin your side.
thing vou can sav lor ihe Golonc-l- : he is sincere.
You remind them in acid tones that they were the fellows
His visit was Iniel. Soon alter voicing the welcome-- , he finished
his cigar and left. However, he promised to drop around ncvl who didn't care alxml the- const inn ion. that didn't sec how it
Mondav night and unload anv trouble which might have aeciiinu-- i would allcel them anyway. And you Mint out lo them in langulatcel over the weekend. The Colonel usually hears most oV the 'age simple enough lor a child lo understand that this complaint
complaints around the campus and lrie-- to give them carelul con- - and hundreds ol others heard throughout the year are prime
Il will prohahlv Ik- interesting to take note of his semi- - reasons why the constitution is clesiraMe. that matters exactly like
these will Ik- dealt with bv the new student government, that
vceklv conversations.
students ac luallv will have- a forceful and united voice for the first
lime in iiianv vears. and that (ahhoutih vou feel these particular
indents are not very interested) students will Ik- able to improve
their minds and judgements by making their own decisions and
he lping plan their own rules.
(In fact, this particular matter tinder the constitution would
he taken care of by Article Eight which states "The two student
mentlx-rof the athletic advisory board shall be chosen bv the
student legislature."' If these two members failed to prevail upon
By ANDREW C. ECKDAHL
the board to let stiidenl lnxiks be honored, the legislature could
vole lo lake the mailer before I lie lioard. and unless tin re were
extremely potent reasons for mainlaiuiiiii its stand the Ixiarel
would probably be induced to reconsider its decision.)
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You ask these usually disinterested students if thev see the
Mr. Jamef F. Fhropfhire'
light now and if they will-volfor rat ilieal ion of the constitution
kernel Fufine-I- Office
Monday. 1 hey say they probably will, but what about the ticket
Dear Mr. Fhropfhire.
lxxiks.
Although it oceui I to ul that thif if an inopj wirtune time to
Vim line! out alter investigation that the ticket Ixxik story was
Ixither vou linee vou mult lie hulv. we mult call lo your attention erroneous and that student Ixioks will be gexul for admittance at
a
diltreliing lunation. Il if one of the- ik-- ivthwi iter! in
the Louisville game. You
it fortunate, however, that this
particular case came- up. lor il convinces one group of otherwise
Everv lime we life it and try to life the letter "f" we get the tint one ciiicel students of how the student government constitution
letter "I". I hif tnav Ik- all right for reKHteiT and other iiiciiiIxtI will serve and a licet them.
of the uewf liall. hut when we want an I we want an f and not an
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it make I ui feel fo Tilly not getting an f.
pcirified. we didn't say, "The wind makes them rock."
Hoping vou will lee lit to invefligate ihif (it nation a! foon ai
ioHilIe. we are.
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ward dc lining those in favor of president ial third terms as "third
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it. Nothing can convince him that the Cincinnati Reels are not
beings stireiiie. We carricel on a running baseball argument with
Finally won. too: his hav fever got so bad
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Henry Wallace Says KAMPUS KERNELS
Production Is
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from
Tryouts for the Guignol theater's
first major production, "You Can't
Take It With You." will be held at
7:30 p.m. Sunday in the Guignol
theater. The tryouts are, open to
anyone that is interested.

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Kentucky farmers are being urged
to Ignore the general European war
in planning farm production for the
After Delta Delta Delta, a sorority, failed in its attempt to coming year by Dr. Thomas Poe
dean and director of the
purge the Sigma Chi house of its inhabitants, we heard rumors. Cooper, of Agriculture and ExperiCollege
Freshmen men interested in apheard that Delta Delta Delta, a sorority, was planning to buy ment Station at the University. plying
for positions as freshman
Dean Cooper, in stressing the managers
could confirm it though.
the old post office for a house. Never
are asked to see Chester
need for indifference to the European situation as it affects agri- Raeiichle on the practice field at
3:3C p.m. any day.
culture, is agreeing with Henry
Corny "1r Department
Wallace. United State secretary of
Although we have no contest on at present. Mr. Mike Rowadv agriculture.
There will be an important meet- has come- lorward with a coruv joke that is the crcmc de la crcmc
Quoting a statement received by .ng o SuKy at 4:30 p.m. today in
the College of Agriculture officials Room 203, Ur.ion.
of corny jokes.
kicked out clown at Tennessee for lecently from Secretary Wallace,
It's alxuit a i hap that got
Dr. Cooper said. "American agriculTryouts for the Women's Glee
railing a professor a fish. He didn't exactly call the prof a fish. ture is in a much better position to Club will be held from 3 p. m. to
of ar than ft was 5 p. m. today in Room 24. Music
like this. This than was showing a friend around imeet tne
It hapiK-ncI25 yet""s ago. The very machinery building. All women interested in
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which farmers have used to adjust musical activities are invited to try
production to decreased demand in out. as
who happened to lie passing and said:
is on the elecpeace-tim- e
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can be used in
tive basis and may or may not be
'"That sardine."
to increase production if and when for credit. Programs are given on
that becomes advisable."
(the campus, in Lexington, and in
Not Wing tip on Father Divine's theology we let it go sans "There is little likelihood that any neighboring towns durng the year.
substantial increase in production
comment. But we wish some 120,000,000 Americans would take-u- of the major crops will be desirable,
The
Unicertainly not in the near future," versity first rehearsal of the
liis bat I leery of "Peace, it's wonderful!"
Men's Glee club will
the Secretary's statement continued. held at 7:15 p.m. Monday, Septem-be
"In any case, the need for inRoom
'Ve feel it our civic- duly to rexirt that over in the Education crease in supplies can be anticipated ber 25. in former 8 of the Art Center. All
members are reample time to make any neces- quired to report at thus time if they
(Don't ask in
i '".''ge there is a woman naiixd Helen lSlackbiirn.
sary increases in acreage."
wish to continue as members this
wliv it's our civic dutv: we had to gel this story stalled some
Supplies of meat animals are exold home town and this is Jier first year pected to be larger for next year year. No one will be admitted to the
She comes from our
than this, and continued heavy club after Thursday, September 28.
production of milk this fall Is ex- All new students who wish to try
Wmie three or four years ago we were discussing lxxiks with pected. Combined supplies of cot- out are asked to report to Donald
to read Rob-- - tonseed oil, lard, and soybean oil W. Allton, director, at 7 p. m. Mon- V.-- - Iliac khurn when we mentioned we would-lik- e
availnhle for hnmn .rtrwitmrtfinn will
; IscnehlcVs "Mv Ten Years in a Quandary and How T hey
oftheArt Center
be larger during the rest of thisldi)y ' Room
year and 1940 than for 1938. Secre-tra- y
Waace's stament pointed
fo which Miss Blackburn replied, "It does sound sjooky."
out.
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Dean Cooper said that Mr. Walnamed yet? From the hxiks lace has been reminding American
Has the- new women's dorm
farmers that this year's wheat carof il we- - suggest "T he Bastile."
ryover is estimated at 254.000.000
Look your best on
bushels, in comnarison to 115.000.- '000 bushels avcraee for the five
Note to Freshmen: An "A" in a three hour rotirse counts nine years from 1924 to 1928. The pres- all occasions
ent carryover for corn, he said, will
ints, not three as it ti lls you on page 2" of ihe R I'xxik.
credit
Coats
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thought the sible, serves also as protection to
So'ivtliern familie s." SoiiimIs fislfy x'rr rls. the consumers aeainst exorbitantly
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And there was much talk all around inc. talk which was hard
to believe, militant talk of going overwind wiping out Hitler.
romantic talk ol wauling to get awa lrom the home town and
light, wild talk ol the I'niliel States entering the war IkIoic
Gin istmas. And then came the Gallup survey showing that a
large pereeniage of our euiens hclicve that we can't stav out ol
a European war. Even many ol those who claim they haie war
are sure that we just can't stav out.
When you sincerely hale war. it is hardto keep from
a militant pac ihst. You desire peace so haelly that you're on the
verge of wanting to light for il. You want to take those "nit-- its'"
who talk of adventurous war and knock their heads together,
is our greatest enemy. If we tan talk sanely
That.
and intelligently of war and its absurdities, if we can discuss
intelligently and not heatedly the neutrality iuestiou. if we can
sav plainly that thinking we can't stay out is the next thing to
throwing up our hands lulilely and urging that we "get it over
with." il we can mix generously news and propaganda with intelli
gence, and ii we can talk lor or against tinier in a conversational
tone, then we have more than a gcxul chance of keeping our hearts,
minds, and iKidies intact.

One of the most unusual skills is
that offered by a young man who
has studied psychology, physiology,
health and hygiene and who would
quaiify as a personal companion,
tiiard and guide for a y