xt70cf9j6m1f https://exploreuk.uky.edu/dips/xt70cf9j6m1f/data/mets.xml The Kentucky Kernel Kentucky -- Lexington The Kentucky Kernel 1999-07-22 Earlier Titles: Idea of University of Kentucky, The State College Cadet newspapers English Contact the Special Collections Research Center for information regarding rights and use of this collection. The Kentucky Kernel The Kentucky Kernel, July 22, 1999 text The Kentucky Kernel, July 22, 1999 1999 1999-07-22 2020 true xt70cf9j6m1f section xt70cf9j6m1f Homer's Duff stuff Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose... it's how drunk you get. Homer: But every time I learn something new, it pushes out something old! Remember that time I took a home wine- making course and forgot how to drive? on, Lisa, you and your stories: Bart's a vampire, beer kills brain cells. Now let's go back to that... building...thingie... where our beds and TV... is. Okay, brain. You don’t like me, and I don't like you, but let's get through this thing and then I can continue killing you with beer. “Do Re Mi Drink" by Homer J. Simpson Do ..... the stuff...that buys me beer... Ray ..... the guy who sells me beer... Me ..... the guy who drinks the beer, Far ..... a long way to get beer... So ..... I'll have another beer... La ..... I'll have another beer" Tea ..... no thanks, I'm drinking beer... That will bring us back to... (Looks in to an empty glass) D'OH! Cheers! Can I draw you a beer Norm? No, I know what they look like. Just pour me one. What's new Normie? Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach and they're demanding beer. What's going on Mr. Peterson? A flashing sign in my gut that says "Insert beer here." What'll it be Normie? Just the usual Coach. I'll have a froth of beer 8 a snorkel. What’s going on Mr. Peterson? The question is what's going in Mr. Peterson? A beer please, Woody. A beer is better than a woman... I. You don’t have to wine and dine a beer. 2. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer. 3. If you pour a beer right, you always get good head. 4. A peer always goes down easy. 5. You can share a beer with your friends. 6. A beer is always wet. 7. Beer never says no. 8. A beer won't get upset if you come home with beer on your breath. 9. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a been to. When beer goes flat you toss it out. -source: www.laughnet.net Kentucky Kernel VOL. 18104 ISSUE 18156 ESTABLISHED IN 1892 INDEPENDENT SINCE 1971 News tips! Call: 2574915 or write: kernelOpop.itky.edu l Juy 22, 1999 EL Jill Gorin NEWS EDITOR UK students know alcohol is not allowed in classrooms. laboratories. offices. residence halls. or fraternity and sorority houses. However. alcohol is permitted on campus in the Boone Faculty Center. King Alumni House. married stit- dent housing. and now the new luxu- ry boxes at Commonwealth Stadium. Is this fair? Some students are questioning possible double stan» dards in UK alcohol policies and the recent emphasis on a “dry campus." “They need to have tougher re» strictions." said Sumit Singh, com- puter science graduate student. "Ei- ther somebody is being blind or very greedy.“ UK‘s alcohol policy states that “The University desires to provide an environment where alcohol con- sumption by underage students is neither encouraged nor made avail- able and. further. to promote alcohol education and counseling pro- grams.“ It further states that “Alcoholic beverages are not permitted in class- rooms. laboratories. offices. other buildings where the public has ac- cess. and all outdoor areas of the campus." When it comes to alcohol consumption on campus, is it do as I say, not as I do? Exceptions are allowed to this rule. The first exception is the Boone Faculty Center. located on Rose Street. The alcohol policy states that alcohol sales are allowed because ”the University of Kentucky Faculty Club. Inc. and Spindletop Hall. Inc. are private corporations which lease property from the University and which hold valid alcoholic: beverage licenses." Spindeltop Hall is located on Ironworks Road. and has banquet facilities. swimming pool. tennis courts and other recreational areas. “Professors and teachers are, supposed to be our guides." said Mukund Chandak. computer science graduate student. "Allowing them to drink is promoting student drinking as well." However. some students can drink at the Boone Faculty (‘enter (only faculty and alumni can join the members-only facility). “Students of legal age are per- mitted to be guests at the faculty club and drink." said David Stock- ham. assistant dean of students . “I‘m pretty sure a fraternity had a date party there once and drank. but they were very carefully controlled." The UK alcohol policy also makes an exception. and allows alco- hol in “graduate student apartments and houses. married student hous- ing. and non-student residential housing. provided such use does not violate any law or University regu- lation." Students over 21 years old cannot have alcohol in other resi- dence halls. "The assumption is people in married student housing are of legal age." Stockham said. “Alcohol there is permitted. but it must be done within the law.“ Debra Ross. the apartment housing. said it has not been an issue. “I had kind of known it was in the policy." she said. “but since I‘ve been here. we have not had a prob lem." Another exception is a private event held on university property. such as the King Alumni House on Rose Street. The policy allows a Chancellor or Vice President to grant a request to serve alcohol in any building on campus. Yet. private events at fraterni~ ties and sororities now must be alco- hol free. with no exceptions. which was a policy implemented last year. The newest alcohol exccption in- volves Commonwealth Stadium. Alcoholic beverages could be present in luxury boxes at I‘K foot» ball games. even though the l'k’ ztlt‘or manager of A review of the local bar scene l2 BRIAN RICHARDSON j KERNFL Sim Bob Morehouse. a library science graduate student, serves alcohol at the Hilary J Boone Faculty Center to faculty, staff and guests. Walk 'n' Talk hol policy >151?“\ "Alcoholic lievot' Students voice their opinions on the dry campus policy Two words come to mind..preposterous and double- standard.” — Sumit Singh, computer science graduate Society is discriminating against young people and using safety as an excuse.” - Leif Sanders, Russian studies junior I don’t think they have a right to regulate drinking on campus." — Megan Hendricks, psychology junior ages are not pcritiitted at l'iiivcrsity Student of Kentucky Illlli"lll' events." AICOIIOI “l.u\.tiry' boxes are leased." said Violations (‘.M. Newton. I'R’ athletic director. “The leascr has the opt ion offurnish- and ArreSts ing the alcohol “ (Entire year) “We do not pt-rinit alcohol into the stadium." thyton \1llll.“7lll(l we W have people at l'\l 1.1Ii' to make Alcohol sure it doesn't lliljijit'll Intoxication "(Buti the Stillt-s .trc an cxcep 1997 19” tion to the rule." be said 82 62 So. the questions are being W raised about tlicsc exceptions to Driving Under the l‘lx"s alcohol policy influence “They (owners of Emory l)ti\'t'.\) I”? 1990 have a lot of cash.” Singh s'tid 26 35 “'l'licre‘rtyiust too many double stan- W ' dards." - Nikki Holmes. clinical Iaborato :gzggfsllzndeénzalgirl): rv science junior. said "if they're go- I”? D” ing to take it (alcohol) away. they 106 71 should take it away for everybody." The UK alcohol policy can be ‘Statistics found at wwyyukyedu Stir obtained from UK dentAffairs Greek alcohol him. Police Department Also. visit kykernelconi. and use a search for "alcohol policy” to find earlier stories on this issui- LYm'wdung cheerleaders hone skills Universal Cheerleaders Association sponsors cheerleading camp on campus; students and instructors enjoy process By Pat Clem EDITOR lN Clllil’ On. on. U of K. we are right for the fight today. begins the official UK fight song. Moral support is an integral part of any sports team‘s success plan. which ex- plains the notion of a home-field advan- tage. But who leads the fans in this sup- port and who provides it when the team does have to play on foreign turf? Cheer- leaders. that‘s who. and the better the cheerleaders. the better the support. The Universal Cheerleaders Associa- tion is holding a cheerleading camp on campus in the hopes of producing these ‘better‘ cheerleaders. The camp is instruct- ed by cheerleading veterans. including some UK cheerleaders. and is attended by squads ranging from elementary school to high school. The number one goal of camp is to im- prove on their talent. build confidence. and to improve their group unity. becom- ing one instead of 12." said Christa Grizzle. the Kentucky territory manager for UCA and the director of the camp. "We are the The Student Newspaper at the University of Kentucky, only company that L’K hosts. (they) have a great respect for us. they provide us with what we need to help the kids." Cheerleaders travel from all around the state and country to attend I'K‘s camp. partly due to the success of (Rs cheer leading squad. who have Wllll nine nation» al championships. including the last five in a row. and been runners-up four times. in the last 15 years. "UK having such a reputable tchccr» leading) squad. and UK basketball makes this camp appealing." Grizzle said. “We‘ve brought in 1800 kids this summer. more than any other UK camp." Yet for a camp to be successful. the cheerleaders have to leave with some feel- ing of improvement and accomplishment. which most do. "We have really learned a lot. a lot of teamwork things. how to get along better. sportsmanship. and most of all to have fun with it." said Danielle Fogle. a senior var» sity‘ cheerleader at North Ilardin High school. “It's about the whole squad and what you can put in to it to make it great.“ The students are not the only winners though. “it's just so rewarding to see the im- provement frotn when they get here." said (‘assie Napier. a UK varsity cheerleader and marketing sophomore. ”You feel like they really accomplished something. you can see the sense of satisfaction in their eyes." The cheerleading camps will “fight on" through Saturday. July 24th. Lexingtn .......... v .. .. a..- V.. was“... Rob Ouan Scene editor Phone: 257 l915 | [math Kernelarteyahooxom z | THURSDthfllVULY 22,1999 i «want xterm. Watering Holes By Robert Ouan ..Nr 32 ~ Lynaqh's Irish Pub and Grill “here L‘ni Woodland .\\'enue iii the l'ntyersiiy pia/a liistil~ .\ cute eclectic decor and nice. large space The bar is ititmeiisely long and s'atlwd by HEM to three bartenders so you don't baye to wait litt‘t‘y‘cl‘ to get your drinks (lit the weekends it‘s standing room only. and i \e eyen seen lines to get in. (‘a pactty is iti‘ttillitl 33d. and the crowd is di \'t‘l\t‘. 'l'he dattiage. Budweiser on (hall 82. Happy hour is ii am to 7 pm. and littd» yyotsei‘ is $1.73. .\ll beer prices are {or pints .\s tar as iood. i.\nagh's signature tl‘Round, reportedly oneot‘the best burgers in town, is Sim. MCSE Certification ‘.. _'\ West; Compute! lel'Ht‘n} C . . Test Pass Guarantee - Financing Available - Free Re eat Classes - Day & vening Classes Available Mt o~ We} I enter Call Yvonneda Lay for your free One of donntovtn's many liars. Cheaoslde otters patrons a relaxed atmosphere to enjoy food, drinks and live music. Cheapside is located directly across from the old Courthouse at I31 Cheapside. matcttnknsott l KERNEL STAFF Lexington City Brewery Where: than South Broadway inside: \‘ery spacious atid modern. A little cookie cutter in the decor. it looks like any other college bar iii the country. Still. theie‘s a lot oi space. (‘apacity is around ."itlt‘i. the crowd is mostly students. iii and (i\t‘l. it it itlli‘ls live music and or l).ls Thursday through Saturday. The damage: The brewery produces its own beers. these run $2.30 happy hour .‘l to 7 pm. and then itt pm. to close. $3 the rest ot‘tiie time. A llud light will cost $1.75. All beer prices are tor pints. As for food. $5.95 for a burger. The Rosebud Where: 121 North Mill Street inside, Small. but cute. (in the week ends. due to the small .si/e anti popularity The seventh in the Ei ht Week Roun -up Series of this watering hole it can get unbearably crowded, but they do have tables set up on the sidewalk outside. Capacity is 150. the crowd is college students and young up- wardly mobile professionals 21 and over. The damage: $2.50 for a pint of Bud- weiser. A blackened hamburger with gor- gonzola (like a rich blue cheese) will run you $5.95 . Cheapside Where: 131 Cheapside inside: The inside is small and usually crowded. Cheapside's main attraction is its spacious two level patio. ()n weekends they offer live music. Capacity is 100, not includ- ing the patio or deck. and the crowd is a pretty diverse mix. The damage: Bottle of Budweiser is $2.50. A hamburger is going to rtin you $5.25. A Big to Do By Amanda York 't Hl- 'N IVHVI'V lllt‘ iiiaL'tc oi Shake speare is a|t\i- and \yell at the arboreititii 'i'he l.e\in'.:toti Shakespeare l~'estiy.t| eiids their summer season w ith a hang in their production oi the Sllzllyt‘sln'iii't'illl comedy ".\iuch .\do .\llttiii .\'othing " Romance. comedy. deceit and tragedy ititertyy ine iii this classic Shakespearean \\orl\'. The characteristic ideals combined with a dy iiatiiic cast create a splendid presentation. The outstatid ing peri'oriiiance leayes tiotii ing missing for the obseryer and is sure to i‘uliill e\ery de- sire. men for the littirstirliyltl Shaiwspeare tan. The overriding theme in this play is the age-old tale ot' loy‘e gained. loy'e lost and ltt\‘e regained. The beginning or the play i'octtses on the new louiid ltty't- ot‘ (‘laudio and Nero. (‘laudio portrayed in Spencer (‘hi'istenseir con taiiis all the elements oi' the stai'~sti'ttck loy'ei‘. lie and his coiitrades. Don Pedro and lienedick. conspire together to win Hero‘s haiid in mar riage from her father. (‘laur (ho is enamored by ilero and wants nothing more than to haye her as his wii'e. (‘lll‘lsr tenseii does a line job with the ittost complex character iii the play. 'l‘ragedy threatens to touch the play bttt does not last long. lioye is abounding aiid (‘laudio isn't the only one hit by (‘upid's arrow. Shakespeare offers a twist to this comedy with the loye at- fair of lieuedick and Beatrice. Beatrice and lleiiedick each consider tliettisely'es too iiiielr ligent to tool with the oppo site sex and have sworn ot‘i' loye anti marriage. Rent-dick. portrayed by Joe (iattoii. and Beatrice. portrayed by Patti Heyiiig. do a wonderful job f'llil .ll‘t‘ t't'll.l|lll‘x llli llliisl .‘llllll.llt'll cliaixitters lil tie- pl.t\ lib-chemistry ltt'l\‘.l'|'ll li.lll'ill .ttid llt-yiii': is witsa tioiial and hilarious l'lit' t'litti'l‘ti‘.’i.titli\ itiitl tiiitsii iii lllt' play .‘ll'I‘ also iiiost t‘iilll\:lltlt' 'l'liese oi.» lllt‘lils coupled \\ tilt the cos iumes iiialo- ilii' iit.tsipier.ide ball scene delightiitl. lli this scene the st; ; is tilled \\ itli tharacters. 'i‘ho \\ttiili'il are .itlttt'iii'tl Iii lllt' ('tlltll'l‘lll iti’lltis oi the post war era \t llill' the men wear pin stripped sitits and army green The stage iotiies to lite as the charac tors Jitterbug to the iiyeiy stillll(l\ ol. the lit: land lira. litrector iio |.tst made a good tllttit't‘ \\ith the selection oi' the music, .\ play otShalo-spearean caliber would not be coiit piete \y itliotit singing. This is iuli'illed in the characters or lion l’edro and llaltliasar. llon l’edro. portrayed by' iirodii- t'entaro, and llalthasar. played by .lonathaii “Spatiky” Watson. peril Irm a duo that shoyycases their \‘ocal taleiils, .\'ot only does a Shake spearean play need sing ig btit it also needs a \‘illaiu. in this play. l)on .lohii is the \‘ii lain and also lion l’edro‘s ey‘il brother. lion John is littl' trayed by West iiyler. \\ ho is somewhat lacking in the do .spicable department. llis ac coiiiplices. howeyer. make tip tor it.. llorachio. played by .iolin 'l‘ackett. and .\l'ti'garct. play (I by Jessica \\‘ay. area despicableduo. The only questionable as pect oi‘the play would be the setting. Director iio i.ist chose to .set the play in post \\'ar World ii in order to Iiiake it more iiiodei'n day ll'lt‘lltlly. 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T U E S D A Y Lexmusic.com Benefit. Bands to he announced. Lynagh's. 10 pm. $3. Flamenco guitarist Robert Elliott. Part of the Art a la Carte series at Arts Place. 161 North Mill Street. Noon. Free. Scratchin' Puss w/ We Three Breathe Fire. Magic Beans Coffee House. 10 pm. Free. W E D N E S D A Y Asylum Street Spankers. Lynagh’s. 9:30 pm. $8. Luscious Jackson w/ Cibo Matto. Boga- rt's, 2621 Vine Street, Cincinnati. 8 pm. $18.50 advanced, $20 door. Much Ado About Nothing. By Lexington Shakespeare Festival. directed by 80 List. Wednesday through Sunday at the Arboretum. Gates at 7 pm. play at 8:45 pm. $2 General Admission, $20 reserved blanket seating for 4. AiQQKALIHEBHLELCIURI-L P I l COMPILED BY ROBERT OUAN American Ple. Four high school friends make a pact to get laid by graduation. While it sounds juvenile it plays to good reviews. Starring Alyson Hannigan, Chris Owen, and Seann William Scott. Arlington Road. A Jeff bridges thriller. Viewers can expect explosions and a few plot twists here and there. Playing at Lexington Green and Man 0' War. Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me. The second installment of the Austin Powers series. Playing at Man 0' War, South Park and Turfland Mall. Big Daddy. Adam Sandler is back for yet anoth- er summer romp. This time playing childish looser (see a theme here?), Sonny Koufax. Playing at Man 0' War and South Park. Eyes Wide Shut. The last movie by acclaimed director Stanley Kubrick, whose credits include Full Metal Jacket, A Clockwork Orange, 2001 and Lolita. Eyes is a psycho- sexual thriller controversial enough that Warner Brothers actually considered not releasing it. The kicker is that it stars Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman. Playing at Southpark and Woodhill. The General's Daughter. Military murder thriller in the same vein as a Few Good Men. This one revolves around the rape and murder of a respected General’s daughter (get it?) at West Point. Starring John Travolta and Madeleine Stowe. Playing at Woodhill, Lexington Green and the Kentucky Theatre. Lake Placid. A giant alligator terrorizes a peaceful resort. With Bill Pullman and Bridget Fonda. Playing at South Park and Woodhill. Notting Hill. Julia Roberts and Hugh Grant in a romantic comedy about a famous star, Roberts, who falls in love with an unassuming bookseller, Grant. Trouble brews when her fame and actor boyfriend start to crop up. Kentucky Theatre. DAMN GOOD COFFEE. N tham Cog?" Co. ICY MOCHA FRAPPE A frozen, creamy blend of espresso and chocolate guaranteed to pick you up and 0001 you down! $3. 25 SOUTH HILL STATION ’oqa, Q 200 Bolivar 258-9923 We" Playing at South Park and Woodhill and the South Park. Bigger, Longer and Uncut. That pretty much sums the whole thing up. Think a lot of naughty words. The plot revolves around the delinquents using foul language, a war with Canada and a spoof on con- cerned parents. Besides Trey Parker and Matt Stone, this one stars George Clooney and Minnie Driver as Brooke Shields. Playing at South Park and Woodhill. Star Wars: Episode l - The Phantom Menace. Billed as quite possibly the most anticipated movie in history. Also sort of morbid if you stop and think about it, the Dark Lord of the Sith as a cuddly 10 year old. Starring Liam Neeson and Ewan McGregor as Jedi Knights and Jake Loyd as young Anakin Skywalker. Playing at Lexington Green, Woodhill . Summer of Sam. The latest Spike Lee joint. Set in New York during the summer of 1977 when the Son of Sam went around shooting people. Playing at Southpark and Woodhil. Tarzan. Disney's '99 summer foray. Man raised by apes struggles to find where he belongs when he discovers he's human. Very touching, real- ly. Based on Edgar Rice Burroughs' books. Expect some Disney twists on the action. Starring Minnie Driver, and Rosie O'Donnell. Playing at Man 0' War and Lexington Green. Wild, Wild West. Starring Will Smith, Kevin Kline, Salma Hayek and Kenneth Branagh. A less than historical western. There' s a huge mechanical tarantula, and a variety of nifty gizmos. The standard save the United States from the clutches of a diabolical madman plot. Playing at Lexington Green, Man 0' War, and Turfland. The Wood. A coming-of-age movie where three friends reflect on their experiences growing up in Inglewood California. Starring Omar Epps, Taye Diggs and Richard T. Jones. Playing at Lexington Green and Man 0' War. Plug-in to UK Federal Credit Union on the World Wide Web! 9 Fill out a members/01p Luscious Jackson will play at Bogart's in Cincinnati at B p.rn. Wednes- day with Cibo Matto. Tickets are available through Ticket- Master and cost $18.50 advanced, or “Syria: Past and Present" Photographs by David Hanlon. Free exhibit at the Public Library, 140 East Main Street. Open during library hours. Lexington Art League's Fourth Friday. Features food, drinks and music. On exhibit is Feed Your Head: Food as Sub- Ject and Metaphor. 6 to 9 pm. $5. H20 + Color. Recent Paintings by Mary- Beth Van Uum. At The Living Arts and Science Center. Free through August 20. SUNDAY Barbara Kingsolver, reading from and signing the Poisonwood Bible. Joseph Beth. 4 pm. Free. Have an interesting event, art exhibit or bands you think the UK community might be interested in? Let us know, 257-1915. E-mail: kernelart®yahoo.com or fax to (606) 323-1906. An overbearing, civic minded mother will stop at Richards. nothing to ensure that her daughter wins a teen beauty pageant. Set in small town America. Starring Kirstie Alley, Kirsten Dunst and Denise hugundorlhwkufl A live action remake of the classic cartoon. Starring Matthew Broderick as the said inspec- tor. A children's movie, all the nifty special effects might make this one worth seeing even it you're not a kid. If that's not enough good- ness for you, Rupert Everett plays Claw, Gadget's diabolical arch nemesis. 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