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The Kentucky Kernel

ON PAGE ONE
'Cats Prepare For
Michigan State Clash

UNIVERSITY

VOLUME XXXV

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ON PAGE TWO
Fraternities Undergo
Regulation Adjustment

OF KENTUCKY

LEXINGTON, KENTUCKY.

FRIDAY. OCTOBER 6. 1944

NUMBER 2

Meeting Scheduled
Wildcats Tackle Michigan Powerhouse;
154 University Coeds Receive For Kyian Staff
Bids To 8 Nationcd Sororites
SuKy Sponsors Rally, Parade Tonight;
As Rush Week Closed Friday
Union Announces Post-Gam-e
Dance
There will be a compulsory
meeting of all staff members,
and all students interested In
becoming members are asked to
meet in the office of the
Wednesday In room 53
of McVey hall.
Ken-tucki- an

ADPi'sLead;

TriDelts Second
With KD's Third

Shelbyville; Yvonne Lyon, More-heaBeth Maxwell. Leavenworth,
Kan.; Sarah Jane Murray, Maple-wooN. J.; Betty Jane Priestley,
Madison, West Va.; Jean A. Way-maRichmond; Harriet Freeman,
Lexington.
ChiO
Chi Omega: Misses Susan Black,
Frankfort; Margie Burton, Monti-cellMarjean Hill. Carrollton;
Eleanor Hopkins, Ashland;
Ann
Garland Jeffries, Springfield; Judy
Keen Johnson, Richmond Martha
Jones, Kansas City, Kan.; Peggy
Kingsley. Lexington; Carolyn
Lexington;
Bette Oates,
Frankfort; Pat Selfe, Huntington,
West
Va.;
Elizabeth
Simpson,
Owensboro;
Margaret Tinder,
Frankfort; Carolyn Walker. Lancaster; Margaret Whiteside, Lexington; Elizabeth Lee Wright, Mt.
Sterling; Anne Zeigler, Macon, Ga,
Tri Delta
Delta Delta Delta: Misses Jean
Anderson. Earle, Ark.; Jane Hamilton Clarke, Prestonsburg; Mary
Fox Clarke, Maysville; Marianne
Cross, Palo Alto, Calif.; Mary Duke,
Maysville; Rosemary Dummit, Lexington; Sue Flynn, Frankfort; Barbara Futrell, Cadiz; Patsy Ruth
Gaines,
Frankfort; Anne Gray,
Jeffersonville,
Ind.; Ruby Gene
(Continued on Page Three)

Jane Jameson,
Cynthiana; Margaret L. Jamison,
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After a week of rushing, including
series of teas and parties, the
eight national social sororities on
the University campus pledged 154
women. The pledges received their
bids at S p.m. Friday in Memorial

ban.

Alpha Delta Pi leads the list in
numbers with 31 pledges; Delta
Delta Delta is second with 26, and
Kappa Delta, third with 22.
Those pledged were:
ADPi's
Alpha Delta Pi: Misses Hortense
Ackerman, Charlestown, West Virginia; Elizabeth Alsobrook, Miami,
Fla.; Lilly Baker, Lexington; Suzy
Batten, Pikeville; Virginia Blank,
Delray Beach, Fla.; Patsy Bonney,
Madison ville; Betty Ann Bucher,
Lexington; Bernice Hutton, Louisville; Kathryn Callison. Middles-borShirley Carmichael, Rockford.
111.; Gertrude Caywood, Lexington;
Janice May Davis, Greenfield, Ohio;
Ela Bohon Doggett, Owingsville;
Francis Emerson, Lexington; Ellen
Henderson, Lexington; Mary Hillen-meye- r,
Lexington; Pat Howell, Henderson;
Jean Irwin, Harrlman,
Tenn; Martha Newman, Ft. Mitchell; Frances Riley. Pikeville; Iris
D. Shannon. Louisville; Millicent
Snoke, Anchorage; Thelma Spalding. Lebanon: Lesley Stalker. St.
o;

Petersburg, Fla.; Jane Street, Lexington; Virginia Lee Walton. Ft.
Thomas; Barbara H. Ward,
West Va.; Jean Wood,

Milton: Mary Young, Beckley, West
Va.; Jimmie Lee, Lexington; Dorothy Porter, Ashland.
AGD'i
Alpha Gamma
Delta: Misses
Betty Bane Adair. Bristol. Va.;
Virginia Babb. Bristol, Tenn.; Betty
M. Barnes, Williams town; Marcia
Draddy,
San Clemen te, Calif.;
Laura Jane Elswick, Louisa: Carolyn Eubank, Lexington; Mary Jo
Farmer. Lexington; Helen Ray Ford,
DeLand, Fla.; Annie M. Francis,
Tenn.; Audry parol .Hank-insoOrange1 !!cfty. Fla.; Dot'tie
Moore, Pikeville; Frances Pritchett,
Faducah; Betty Ree Rhoads,. Lexington; Nancy "Leigii Skeen, Lexington; Margaret Skinner, Lexington; Virginia Stephens, Hitchins;
Carolyn Stevens,
Blanche Wagner, Huntington, West
Va.; Martha Yates, Lexington.
Alpha XI
Alpha XI Delta: Misses Anne
Buntln, Carlisle;
Patricia Ann
Burnett, Lexington; Margaret Cash,
Fla.; Charlotte
Ft. Lauderdale,
Clark, Seymour, Ind.; Doris Jane
Doyle. Rochester, N. Y.; Mildred
n.

Cynthiana;

Kampus
Kernels
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BTU FaU Festival
. . . Immanuel Baptist BTTJ Fall
Festival will meet at 7:30 tonight
at the church for all University
students. New students especially
invited.
Westminster Fellowship
. . . will meet at 6:30 p.m. Sunday
at the Maxwell Street Presbyterian

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church.
Independent Party
. . . will meet at 7 p.m. Wednesday
in the Bluegrass room. Union building, for a Columbus party. AU independent students and freshmen
are urged to attend.

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Open House
. . will be held following special
young people's services at Porter
Memorial Baptist church. Services
are at 7:30 Sunday night, and Dr.
S. S. Hill, president of Georgetown
college, will be the guest speaker.
Philosophy Club . . .
. . . will meet at 7:30 p.m. Monday
in Frazee hall.
Guignol Tryouts
. . . will be held from 3 to 5 p.m.
Sunday, October 15 at the theatre.

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. . will entertain with a weiner
roast from 6:30 to 8 p.m. Thursday
at Castlewood park. All women students interested in WAA are Invited.

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Baptist Program
. . . will be held a 6:30 tonight in
the Music room of the Union
building. AU interested students are
invited.
Dance . . .
. . . will be held in the Bluegrass
room of the Union building, following game tomorrow night.
Pep Bally
. . . will be held at 6:30 tonight
tX ths llemcn&I tall err.phitheater.

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Iucrease Gets
Dimmiit Okay
Gifts Are Used
To Up Salaries
Salaries of faculty members of the
University may be supplemented
from funds given to the University
by the Keeneland Association. Attorney General Eldon S. Dummit
declared in an opinion released
Wednesday in Frankfort.
.
The ruling was made in response
to an Inquiry from President H. L.
Donovan, who had sent to the attorney general a resolution adopted
by the race track association on
Dec. . UlLvVl'
Raises Salaries
Under the resolution the association gives the first $1,000 of its annual net earnings to the Grayson
Foundation and all the remainder
to the University to raise some salaries above the $5,000 maximum pay
provided by the Kentucky constitution. The salaries of approximately
12 administrative officers and faculty members were increased
through the grant, it was reported.
Declaring the legislature clearly
intended the University to be maintained "in a high standard of excellence,"
the attorney general
added:
Desirable Policy
"It seems to me that such pay
ments carry out a very desirable
public policy in the Interests of the
young men and young women who
are to be educated at the University.
"The sum of money so used does
not come from public funds or
monies arising from public sources,
either by way of taxation, rents.
fines, or otherwise.
"The sum so authorized to be
paid is clearly a private fund. So
long as the board of trustees remain within the terms of the trust
(Keeneland's stipulation as to the
use of the money) such payment is
privileged."
Total About $15,000
In an interview granted a reporter for the Louisville Courier- Journal, President Donovan said
that the Keeneland grants had
amounted to $14,500 the first year
and $5,600 the second and that this
year's total is expected to be about
$15,000.

Band
Will Parade
'Best9

Convos Slated
For Fall Term

Completes UK
Grid Attraction

Three Speakers
Are Scheduled

When the Best Band in Dixie
parades onto Stoll field tomorrow
afternoon, it will be a sight familiar
to many students and a new thrill
for others.
The University band, small in
numbers compared to the hundred
marching men of a few years ago,
but still the best in the South, will
take the field complete in the UK
uniforms, with a drum major, majorettes, and a band sponsor.
Sponsor for the 1944 marching
band will be Doris Smith, who was
reelected by the student band members Wednesday. Miss Smith had
been elected two springs ago to the
same position, but there was no
marching band that year, so she
will parade with the band for the
first time on Saturday afternoon.
Original plans called for a comClay high school
bined
band, but following the excellent
turnout for the Wednesday rehearsal, it was decided to have the
two act as separate units. Henry
Clay will march to the stands first,
and then the Best Band in Dixie
will take its place across Stoll field.
University bands have paraded
under that name for more than 20
years, the title having been given
to the organization by Atlanta, Ga.,
newspapers in 1923.
That year the band went to Grant
field in Atlanta to cheer on the
Wildcats who were to meet the
Georgia Tech Engineers in one of
the big football games of the season. The show the band put on at
the half was as successful as that of
the 'Cats on the playing field, especially the feat of Drum Major
Gans who pitched a whirling baton
over the goal posts and caught it
in full marching order. Later Drum
Major Gans admitted that the baton
episode was accidental, but the
band had won its name and the
team had fought to a' 3 to" '3 tie
with the favored Engineers.
And the title "The Best Band in
Dixie" remains in Lexington.
UK-Hen- ry

Officers Elected
To Positions In
Jewell, Boyd Halls

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observance of

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Coach Apprehensive

Of Midwest Team;
'Cats Are Ready

Beginning with a pep rally tonight, featuring the football battle
between the Wildcats and Michigan's Spartans on Saturday afternoon, and climaxed by he Autumn
dance Saturday p.m., a big weekend for University students is in
the offing.
Pep Rally
The pep rally will be held at 6:30
tonight behind Memorial hall, and
will be the very first rally of this
year. Coach Charlie Bachman of
Michigan State, and Kentucky's
Ab Kirwan will give short talks,
and SuKy president Duane Van
Horn promises to introduce several
new cheerleaders at the rally.
tryouts were held
Cheerleader
this week and those chosen will
make their debut, helping the veterans of last year lead the yells.

record is "impressive."

Parrott Changes
Wednesday
announced
Kirwan
that he would probably start Jim
Parrott. fullback, at the halfback
post, and move big Ken Campbell
into a regular berth at fullback.
The 'Cat coach was also working
Jesse McCune. end. in the tackle
post where the Loulsvillan played
for Indiana during his freshman
year. Kirwan feels he may need
McCune there "in an emergency'
and he is preparing for it now.

Shannon Injured

Cnlbertson Speaks
Mr. Ely Culbertson, nationally
known authority on the fundamentals of contract bridge, who has
attracted much attention with his
plan for world order and permanent peace, will give the second address in the series at 11 a.m., Monday, October 30. He has chosen for
his subject. "The Plan for World

Settlement."
Dr. Daniel Poling, editor of The
Christian Herald, and president of
the World Christian Endeavor union will conclude the series with a
talk taken from the subject, "The
Spiritual Aspects of This War," at
10 a.m., Wednesday, November 22.
Dr. Poling has visited many war
fronts and will include his personal
experiences in the talk.

Plan
Tentative
On "
Dr. Leo M. Chamberlain has re- Members
leased his tentative plans for the Union Committees
upon which
celebration of
he has been working for the past Now Being Formed
year. The observance, inthe nature
The committees" of the Student
of a general University assembly,
may occur during this quarter and Union board are now being, formed,
will be one of thanksgiving and according to Gwen Pace, president
tasks of the board.
preparation for the post-wAny students interested in servahead.

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For Fall Quarter

Residents of Jewell and Boyd
halls elected officers at separate
The Philosophy club will hold the
house meetings last Monday night, first of a series of
it was announced today by Irma A. meetings at 7:30 p.m. Monday, OctoPoole, head resident of the women's
ber 9, in Frazee hall, according to
residence halls.
Mr. John Kuiper, adviser of the
Jewell hall officers selected to club.
Davis, junior, Paris,
serve are Helen
Mr. Kuiper will present a brief
president; Elsie Dotson, senior, Harlan, vice president; Mary Jane Dor-se- talk on the purpose and plans of
Junior, Horse Cave, secretary, the club for the quarter, otherwise
and Mary Frances Helmick, junior, a definite program for Monday night
has not been announced.
Covington, social chairman.
Temporary officers will be selected
Girls chosen to officiate on Boyd
hall council are Roberta Wilson, to serve until an election of new
junior, Owensboro, president; Jean permanent officers is held later in
Johnston, sophomore, Mexivo, Ky., the fall. A regular meeting time will
vice president; Betty Barnett, soph- be discussed.
omore, Madisonville, secretary, and
All students interested in cultivatShirley Love, sophomore, Newark, ing a cultural interest in the social
Ohio, social chairman. Corridor rep- and political problems of the day
resentatives who were elected are are invited to attend and particiFrances Mitchell, Shirley Keeti, Jean pate. The requirements to become a
Anderson, Elizabeth Alsobrook, Ella members are lenient and there are
Doggett, and Helen Blake.
no dues.
Patterson hall will hold an elecThose students desiring further
tion of officers next week, as will information are requested to see
the Lydia Brown, Sigma Nu, and either Mr. Kuiper or Miss Elizabeth
McDowell houses. Announcement McNeal who was appointed last
will be made of these elections in spring to be responsible for the or
the next issue of the Kernel .
ganization of the club this quarter.
semi-month- ly

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seems that it is very distasteful 10
them to have to have every person on campus put his John Hancock on the blue card, in addition
to knowing what your great grandfather on your mother's side died
from.
One girl regrets the muscles that
are developing in her legs between
the knee and ankle, because of the
stairs she must climb. She says
that in some buildings she goes up
so far that clouds form in the
classrooms. Her solution is an elevator in every halL
Another meek child says that her
roommate won't wait on her and
she doesn't like that one tiny bit.
There was no response from the
roommate.

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Fifteen Representatives
Elected To UK Faculty
Fifteen
University
Noonday.

representatives to the
Faculty .were elected
October .2, at a meeting of

years.
Agriculture:
H. W. Beers, three
years; N. R. Elliott, three years; W.
D. Valleau, three years. Engineering: L. E. Nollau, three years; R. E.
Shaver, three years. Education, T.
L. Rankins, three years. Commerce:
M. D. Ketcham, three years.
Terms of Service
Terms of service for the new
members begin with the next meeting of the University Faculty on
Saturday, October 9.

Freshmen Women Voice Pet Peeves
don't seem to be getting the number of specials, air mails, and free
letters that they had been promised. These discontentments can
also be applied to the upperclass
women. As the old saying goes,
there is nothing like a letter a day
to lighten one's heart.
Now the male system is a horse
of a yellow color. In this day and
age, it is every woman for herself,
girls, and there are a very few
supermen around, freshmen say.
And these few masculine figures
get stuck on one female and just
haven't an eye for anyone else.
Many of the new students would
like a try at the male system, and
are forming lines to await their
turn, they claim.
The matter of dropping one
course and picking up another is
the grievance of several frosh. It

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Union building.
House committee: has charge of
all receptions, plans and carries out
all sweater swings.
Koffee Klub: sponsors book reviews, musical programs, schedules
guest speakers, with Koffee Klub
meetings after the programs.
And finally, the War Effort com
mittee: carries on projects to help
in the wir effort and works with
all the soldiers stationed on the
University campus.

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Quarterback Bill Chambers gets oif a long kick like the ones he
and the 'Cats will boot against Michigan State's Spartans tomorrow

the committee ori elections, according to Dean Edward Wiest, chairman of the committee.
The University faculty is composed of 56 members, 16 of them
ing on these various committees
including President H. L.
should see Mrs. Dorothy Evans, Donovan and the deans of the colsocial director of the Union build- leges. Forty other members are
ing, between the hours of 10 a.m. named by their colleagues' votes.
to 12 noon, and 1:30 to 5 p.m. in
Determines Policies
Room 121 of the Union building.
The body, to which members are
Or they may fill out the application
blank which will be printed in The elected yearly, determines all educational policies of the University.
Kernel next week.
New members and terms of service
A list of the committees and an in each of
the groups are as folexplanation of what each doe3 on lows: Literature, philosophy
and
campus follows:
the
arts: Grant C. Knight, three years;
promotes E. W. Rannells, three years; W. R.
Activities committee:
all of the tournaments in the Union Sutherland, one year, or until the
building, such as bridge,
return of A. E. Bigge from a leave
chess, and sponsors bridge lessons of absence.
and movies.
Social Studies
Art and Poster committee: ar
Social studies: Irwin T. Sanders,
ranges all art exhibits and makes three years. Physical sciences: A.
posters for all of the other com C. McFarlan, three years. Biological
mittees.
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sciences: W. R. Allen, three years;
Dance committee: makes all ar W. A. Heinz, three years. Military
rangements for the dances In the science: Capt. R. L. Stivers, two
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town Lexington.
The dance is scheduled for the
hours of 9 to 12 Saturday night in
the Bluegrass room of the Union
building.
Muff Noel and his Troubadours
will occupy the bandstand in the
ballroom, sending with music both
hot and sweet.
Admission Fee
According to Doris Smith, chairman of the dance committee, the
price of admission will be 75 cents
for men, both stag and drag, and
women will be admitted upon presentation of a hostess card. These
cards must be obtained in the
Great hall of the Union building
either from 12 noon to 5 p.m. Friday or from 9 p.m. to 12 midnight
on Saturday.

Determined to make this game
put them back into the running
for Southeastern leadership. Ken
tucky's footballers will tackle what
newsmen call "one of the best teams
in the Midwest" when they meet1
Michigan State on Stoll field tomorrow at 2 p.m.
The boys are undaunted, but cautious Kirwan admits the Spartans

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The convocation program will be
inaugurated by a talk by President
Merman L. Donovan at 10 a.m.,
Tuesday, October 17. This will be
a joint meeting of the student body
Parade
and the University assembly. EmCoach Kirwan will Introduce each
phasis will be placed on the plans of the football boys to the student
of the University for the coming group, and after the rally, SuKy
year and the post-wwill lead a parade through downperiod.

Philosophy Club
Announces Plans

"I am frank to say," the presiBy Maud Keller
dent declared, "that we might as
Those naive, simple, unsophistiwell write the University off if the
little females who have
$5,000 salary limit is applied to the cated,
adorned this University's campus
letter.
"We simply could not give the for nigh on to two weeks were already putting forth with their pet
services expected of a first-clapeeves when interviewed.
university nor meet the responsiThe most universal complaint is
bilities put upon us by the federal
government, which gives us around the nutritive material taken into
the body for growth food. These
$1,300,000 a year.
young chicks feel they are comFaculty Losses
President Donovan revealed that petent dietitians, and would serve
for their meals more eight inch
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steaks, mushroom sauce, and ice
cream, with less spinach, carrots,
Guignol and milk.
to the waiting
All are
line before each meal. Some day,
Scheduled
we will have a creature or two
Guignol tryouts for the first
fainting from the tediousness of
play of the season will be held
standing and waiting, but the food
3 to 5 p.m. Sunday, Octofrom
is really worth waiting fort
ber 15 at the theatre.
Girls are discontented about the
ma!! and mele system. The girls

Tryouts For
Sunday

Three convocations have been
for the fall quarter, featuring Dr. Herman L. Donovan,
University president; Mr. Ely
contract bridge expert;
and Dr. Daniel Poling, editor of
The Christian Herald, as speakers,
according
to an announcement
from Dean Chamberlain's office.
The announcement also Included
tentative plans for the University's
planned

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Dance Saturday

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Ford. Georgetown;

These creatures,
most will agree, should be spanked.
Included in the $110, many say.
should be a means of transportation. Either in the form of a Model
A. bicycle, or roller skates. Agreed?

the old bodies.

There are those who do have
dates and those who do not. These

select few who do say that 11 o'clock
is entirely too early to be releasing
any man. We all can see their
point.
Others say that they can see no
reason for lights out at 11 p.m. in
the dorm, when both gals who
share the room are fully awake and
are sure to remain in a wakeful
mood for several hours to come,
anyway 'til time for Moon River at
12:30 a.m.

There are also the gals who don't
All of these fresh creatures gripe,
erase the high water mark in the but say in chorus, that this is a
bath tubs after they have scrubbed heck of a cite place.

Hugh Shannon, who suffered an
ankle injury in the Vol encounter,
will be back probably in ten days
and Jimmy Howe, who was Injured
in the season's opener, will return
for the last three or four games ot
the season. Boti boys have made
outstanding records th us far in the
season.
Michigan coach Charlie Bachman. rated as one of the best football strategists tn the nation, has a
squad of 65 players. The enrollment
of the college nears 6.00O. giving
a larger group from
Bachman
which to pick his team. Sports-write- rs
dub the Spartans as an
older and heavier squad than most
in the South.
Men the 'Cats will be watching
are Slier, quarterback; Bresling.
veteran of the powerful freshman
aggregation of 1942; and Aronson,
a dependable ban carrier and the
team's most publicized threat to
Wildcat equilibrium.

No Lettermea
Bachman boasts not a single
which puts him on a par
with Kirwan. Neither the 'Cat3 nor
The committee on elections was the Spartans played last year.
composed of Professors Jesse" E. Bachman. who coached at Camp
Adams, E. A. Bureau. W. P. Garri-gu- s. Grant last fall, has discarded the
C. G. Latimer. Frank Murray, Notre Dame style shift long charW. S. Ward, and Edward Wiest.
acteristic of his teams. Kirwan's
boys will, of course employ the
highly deceptive, sensational TP,
New Geography
an

child of Clark Shaughnessy.
Athletic director Bernie Shivery
has announced that World Series
results will be reported over the
"There will be an increasing de- loudspeaker on Stoll field and then
mand for modem geography on the will be recorded on a scoreboard at
part of soldiers returning from one end of the field.
abroad as well as by students stimulated at home by news of world
events in every part of the globe,
and the geography department
plan3 to meet this challenge," said
Dr. Schwendeman,
head of the
newly organized geography department of the University in an interview this week.
Prior to the organization of the
By Shirley Meister
Department of Geography, eight
Question: What is year favorite
courses in geography had been ofactivity?
fered in different departments of
the University. It is Dr. Schwende-man- 's
Gwen Com ley, A AS, freshman:
plan to centralize these Recuperating in bed from gym
courses under the geography de- classes.
partment, to continue and. when
Don Stone, Eng.. freshman: playpossible, improve on the good work ing in the band.
being done in geography here at
Ag.. JunBetsy Banks
the University. For this purpose ior: Sitting in Stevenson.listening to
the grill
new quarters are being arranged
the records that other people play.
for the department.
Roger Yost, Enj, freshman: Girls.
Schwendeman also pointed out
Patty Archer. A AS, sophomore:
that. "Since the world has grown
much smaller by rapid communi- Browning.
cation, it is possible to reach any
Jimmy Newton, A AS, freshman:
part of it in sixty hours. Isolation Playing the piano.
is no longer possible, and geography
Georgia Portmann. A A 3, freshis the subject well adapted to the man: Studying foreigners!
broadening of formerly narrow local
Dick Tygrett, A AS, freshman:
viewpoints."
graduate of Just dancing.
Dr. Schwendeman. a
Mfertha Jacobs, Com, sophomore:
Ohio University and of Clark University's School of Geography. Wor- Watching the wolves go by.
cester, Mass.. has come to the UniPat Stivers, A.S.T.R.F.: Golf.
versity from Minnesota State
Melrose McGurk, A AS. sophoTeacher's College. Moorhead. Minn., more: Counting stripes on the solwhere he served as head of the diers sleeves.
geography department.
Going to
Jim Ringle, A.S.T.K-F- .:
Patt HalL
Mil Smith, A AS. Junior: Flying.
Pfe. James C. Rekher, A.S.T.P.:
Going to see my wife.
The YWCA will begin iU annual
Nancy Taylor. A AS, Junior: Tryfall membership drive on Friday, ing to learn the words to "Her Tears
October 19. and will continue to Flowers Like Wine" from that dern
recruit new members through the record on the Juke box in the grill
following week.
Morgan Fears. A AS. freshmaa:
The drive will be under the di- Attending football games.
rection of June Hubbard, memberDot levy, A4S, sophomore:
ship chairman.
Regular Y meetings have already Bridge.
Dick Hunt, A AS. senior: Music
begun but it is not necessary to be
a member to attend. Upon becom- listening to classical music.
Gladys Lowenthal, AAS, freshing a member of this organization,
a woman is eligible to serve on the man: Waiting for the postman to
come.
various committeea.
Uojd rfr:rt, AiS, sesiar: Che
There a small rceraJberhip fee.

Department Meets
War Time Demands

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YWCA Begins

Membership Drive

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REPORTERS
Adele Denman,

Betty Lee Fleishman,
U"V Lillian Davie.
Catherine Ooman. Eleanore Keen. Shirley Meister. Mary jane
Dorsey. Frances Keller. Dora Lee Robertson. Jimmy Woods.
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FLEISHMAN'S

Time Waits For No One!
UNC is supposed to be the only
coed school in America where five
out of- - five coeds, from five out of
five
dorms, have watches
five
minutes slower than the dorm

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BREWSTER PHELPS
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clocks, on five out of seven dating
nights a week. (You will notice I
say "is supposed to be.")
He Wux Censured
The following is an exclusive
Interview recently obtained by an
ace reporter at U of Cinc'y from
Phineas Z. (Censored),
student. Because of censorship
regulations, portions of his comment
have been (censored).
"I have enjoyed my (censored)
here in Cincinnati very much. The
(Censored) was fine, and every time
we (censored) the Sergeant (censored); us.
(Censored), a condition
peculiar to this (censored) city, was
particularly (censored), and I shall
regret leaving it. The University
has always displayed toward us an
attitude of utmost (censored), and
the students have treated us with
unceasing (censored). So. we face
with little or no (censored) our re-- !
turn to the troops, where we will
give our (censored) for democracy."
Chow Line
At U of Cinc'y there is an ugly
report going around that an aide-- I
reported to the director of
the UC cafeteria. "The garbage man
is here." And she answered, "Tell
him to leave half a can."

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Keep in step with youth in CONNIES
Miss Brewster Phelps, a senior
from Cloverport, Ky is treasurer
cf Kappa Kappa Gamma, social
sorority. Brewster is a former
member of Cwens, member of S.
G. A. and served on the House
Committee of the Student Union
Board. Just as Brewster is outstanding on the campus, so will
these black suede Connies be outstanding with you.

meet anyone in this small imitation
of '40. To those
of the junior-seniwho can't remember it was 'Sardine
Heaven."
Request,
A protest has been requested by
the freshmen and other inhabitants
of that dear old institution for all
F.M.M.'s (Feeble Minded Morons).
The open letter to "Ode to Mayhem" is as follows:
"We, the students rthe sociological word for inmates) of the University of Kentucky, request a place
to dance In the grill. It ain't human
to see all those cute women with no
place to jive. Can't we have a small
section of the grill or cafeteria?"
Signed X
The names have been with held In
favor of the F.B.I. This column remembers the time we danced in the
grill Till Her Tears Flowed Like
Wine"!
As In last week's issue, which contained approach No. 1 and No. 2 as
method of meeting
the time-testhere is No. 3
these cute
which was tried in the night and
fright mare of the "art department."
You casually walk up to her and in
a loud voice exclaim. "I haven't got
a cigarette." In these days and
times it "ain't surprising." Immediately, due to the situation, a cute
little "Gravel Gertie" or S.L.W.S.CC.
(Snazzy Lassie with a Super Classy
ChassieU says, "Oh. have iny pack,
carton, or maybe Just one." Caution
be sure to pick your spot and your
intended victims of your choice.
Anything from Betty Grable to the
Sea Hag!
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craps

usually
Snoot v sophomores
find great pleasure in broadcasting all the mistakes and
boners licit the poor little freshmen make timing their first few
weeks here.
Well, it's time someone revealed some of the dumb things
the sophs have pulled. We know
who was
one second v ear co-etold to buv Roget's Thesaurus.
She didn't. 1 lie reason: she
couldn't pronounce it! And
there's another soph who
wanted a stub point on her
fountain pen. so she filed it
down with a nail file. She's
using a pencil now. And the
newlv wed who didn't answer in
loll call because she didn't recognize her new name! So, don't
worrv, freshmen, for the more
emus you make, the better qualified vou'll be lor your sophomore year!

By Adele Denman and Judy Johnson
9. No Heading We Gotta Save
Breckinridge Halt
Something for Next Week
Six foot two Bill Wallace, the
slender, tender, and tall guy with
We could mention this:
clouds in his hair and "Sassy" in
We think it wouid be nice to have
his heart, (a little gal from Patt a Jallopy contest. Everyone seems
hall) is really making good.
to have one: Ting;e and Mosley
Fay Simmons Jr. and "('hub" could enter red and yellow "My
Wills are getting a grand start. God" (name of can; Jane Elliott
Chub's only competition is Mrs. could enter her broken down trap
Turner, who is forced to chase him (don't tell her we said this), which
out of the hall, on Saturday nights. we have officially named the "XQ
2. Kappa Kappa Gamma
Chariot" and the Tri Delts have
The "catch" of the campus has a lovelv little mess, belonging to
been caught. Betty Brook Fulton Mry Jones. We suggest she call
and Buddy Parker have called it it "chair," for rigor mortis has al
quits, for Bob Ogden and Nancy ready set in!
O'Rear respectively.
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The sisters have figured out a new
way to get the Navy out to their
house being so far inland.
Why does "KtM-kKhodes keep
talking about "Cacy?"
3. Alpha Gam
"Sing" Yeary had better get on
"ole ball," Doc Mines is making far
more progress. Do not despair, Sing,
the other houses are right within
crawling distance, and the Kappa
m.
house is right on the way home to
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Nicholasville. FLASH: By the way,
we have a letter lrom the citizens
of Nicholasville:
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DEAR UNIVERSITY:
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NOT THAT WE HAVE MINDED
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HAVING DICK YOI NGEKMAN
VISIT US SO MUCH. BUT HE HAS
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BEEN WORRYING THE OFFICIALS AT THE COURT HOUSE
BY WALKING IN AND ASKI