xt70vt1gjj9h https://exploreuk.uky.edu/dips/xt70vt1gjj9h/data/mets.xml University of Kentucky Fayette County, Kentucky The Kentucky Kernel 19590107  newspapers sn89058402 English  Contact the Special Collections Research Center for information regarding rights and use of this collection. The Kentucky Kernel The Kentucky Kernel, January  7, 1959 text The Kentucky Kernel, January  7, 1959 1959 2013 true xt70vt1gjj9h section xt70vt1gjj9h " D ance To Feature Newborn
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Phineas Newborn Trio, Jazz band of Louisville, playing between connow playing at Bird Land in New cert.
York, will be featured at the
Oabe Paul, general manager of
Dance Saturday night.
the Cincinnati Redlrgs, will speak
The dance, which will be held at a stag banquet for the
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in the SUB, will preceding the dance. He will be
from
have no intermissions. Instead the introduced by Abe Shannon, astrio will play three 45 minute con- sistant baseball coach.
certs with the Cliff Butler Band,
Admission to the dance will be
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during the state tournament, according to Jim
Miller,
president.
The Newborn Trio uses a piano,
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dance to be held in the SUB Saturday. Afterwards they return to Chicago for a concert.
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Kyian Queen Contest
To Be Held Feb. 13
More than 30 girls are expected
to participate in the Kentuckian
Queen contest in Memorial Hall
Feb. 13.
Five finalists will be selected by
va panel cf judges 'that night and
thequeen and her court will be
chosen at a luncheon the following
afternoon.
The Kentuckian Queen will represent the University at the Mountain Laurel Festival in Pineville
next ffpring. The Kentuckian staff
and Dean Seward announced the
decision Mcnday.

Tliis will make the second year
the yearbook queen has been chosen to compete with girls from
colleges in the
other Kentucky
Pineville festival. Last year's tTK
representative was Susan Hasel-de- n.
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Each University residence unit
is eligible to nominate a Kentuckian Queen candidate. She must be
an
have a 2.0
standing and be unmarried.
The Kentuckian will not accept
applications after. Feb. 6.
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Governor Appoints
Two To UK Board

Louis' Cox of

Frankfort.
Hp is a partner In the Hillenmeyer Nurseries and is a trustee
of the Villa
Madonna College,
Covington. His father, Louis Hillenmeyer, Cas a member of the I'K
Board for almost 18 years.
Wriuht. a former UK football
player, has a partnership in the
Geary-WrigTobacco .Warehouse
a I)j x it1 Bt'll Dairy; he is
Co.
on tlif bj:iul of directors of the
Security Tnt Co.
A native of Casey County, he
has lived in Lexington most of
his life and is a member of the
Lexington
and the Idle Hour
Country Clubs.
Members on the I'K board now
number 13, including three ex-oht

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Opens Sunday
An exhibit of approximately 25
15 paintings will
drawings and
open in the Art Gallery Sunday.
"The Partih Exhibition." featuring the works of
artist Robert
' "Partin, will
through
continue
January. The opening reception
Sunday will be from 5 p. m.
In conjunction with the exhibit,
the annual ' showing of creative
photography by the Lexington Club
will be installed in the tear of the
gallery. About 100 photographs will
u , ke up the exhibit
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Winners df the- Dec. 17 general
ere accepted Monday by
Student Congress with the exception of one seat in the College of
Engineering which has not yet
been decided.
The engineering seat is undecided because of the three recounts
taken of the vote. None of the
three recounts showed up with the
same tally.
The first recount showed Dick
Watkins, VP, and Colin Lewis, SP,
in a deadlock. The results on the
second recount showed Lewis held
a two vote lead and the third tally
showed Lewis four ahead of Wat-kin- s.

the SC meeting to protest the
election of Bob Manchester over
write-i- n
candidate Ken Kusch.
18
SP, received
Manchester
votes while Dick Vimont CP, had
seven. Kusch polled 40 votes as a
write-i- n
candidate.
The Law
School argued that a flaw in the
present SC constitution prevented
Kusch the wcite-i- n victory.
They also said that since the SC
constitution was similar to other
local- - and state constitutions it
provided for the
election of a
write-i- n
candidate.
Wayne Priest, SC parliamentarian, said the constitution was written to satisfy the needs of the
The ballots will be recounted by student body and the constitution
the Political Science Club with clearly pointed out that a student
representatives of both parties at- must register two weeks prior to
'
tending.
the election in order to be a canSeveral law students attended didate,
The Law School will protest the
election before
the SC Judicial
Board at 3 p. m. this afternoon.
SORORITY RUSH
The question protested will be
Applications for UK's 14 sorowhether a write-i- n candidate can
rity second semester rush will
be available until Monday, Jan. be elected under the SC constitution.
12 in the office of the Dean of
The final results of the other
Women, Panhellenic president
races were also announced at the
Jan Grover announced Tuesday.
Information regarding sororities meeting.
In the CjoHcge of Commerce race
may also be obtained there.
Taylor Jones, CP, received 173
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election;

which is deform of
signed to completely immobilize an
opponent or aggressor with an
iii;inmuin amount of energy.
Many people commonly h.w? a
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misconception about karate

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lieving it to be similar to judo
a sport which is legal in the U.S.

Karate is different from judo
in that it is a brutal art involving, the complete destruction, of a
foe with blows with the side of the
hands, Jabs with the first three
fingers extended and the first two
knuckles and with wicks of the
feet.
Kyle pointed out that all of
these blows are designed to break
bones and injure or destroy nerves.
He said that a knowledge of
human anatomy is necessary to
attain perfection.
A high degree of proficiency in
judo is considered a prerequisite
for training in karate.
Kyle spent many hours conditioning his hands and feet by
pounding, knocking and jabbing
objects of varying densities such
as wood and padded leather.
Karate is outlawed as a competitive sport in the United States.
An experts hands are considered
dangerous by the government and
must be ii'i;itered with the proper

votes to defeat Terry Kuester, SP,
with 113.
John Bailey, CP, polled 214 to
190 for Carleton Godsey, SP candidate, in the other engineering
race.
Jerry Meketon, CP, won with 17
while Tom Greenland, SP, got six
in the Graduate School contest.SP candidate Rosemary Billings
defeated Charlotte Bailey by eight
votes and Leroy McMullan, SP,
with 195 defeated Maitland Rice,
CP, who polled 145 in the College
of Agriculture race.
In education, SP victor was Jo
Mover' with 85 to CP candidate
Phil Cox's 73.
A voluntary insurance program
was voted in by a count of 974
votes to 144 votes favoring ' the
compulsory plan.
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PUT DEGREES
The Dames Club will have
"graduation" exercises at 7:30
p. m. tonight in the Music Room
of the Student Union Building.
Mrs. Frank Dickey will present
P.1I.T. degrees (putting hubby
through) to wives of men graduating this semester.
All wives of UK students and
graduate students are invited to

Expert In Karate

authorities in both Washington
and Tokyo.
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Karate originated on Okinawa
and later migrated to Japan where
the Japanese war lords used it
.to control the peasants. After the
war American military personnel
were able to learn a preat deal
about this secretive sport.
Kyle, who works as a lite guard
at
state park in the
summer! became interested in karate alter entering the University.
"A knowledge of judo and an
excellent instructor are responsible for my rapid advancement in
this .port," Kyle said.
karate uniform
The
worn by combatants is composed
length trousers
of three-quarttapered to fit close to the legs.
Pads are sewn in to protect the
knees. A regular length heavily
wompp cotton jacket is worn with
the belt which signifies rank.
The most important act of a
karate match is to catch the opponent off balance. Kyle said that
it is not necessary for an opponent to strike an offensive blow
but the opponent must be made to
commit himself.
After a true karate match in
which actual blows are exchanged
the participants usually find themselves in an exhausted state
trembling from the excitement of
the mutch.
Because of the secrets of karate
the movements and blows are
listed by numbers instead of Jap
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Splitting boards usually requires
an ax but George Kyle does it
cift (.tively with his bare hand.
Kyle, a sophomore bacteriology
major is an expert in karate a

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anese names as in judo.
Students who are doubtful about
karate will get a chance to see
an exhibition between the halves
of the Vanderbilt basketball game

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The events will include the
breaking of boards with the hands
and feet and disarming and throw- ing persons charging with bayonets.
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By HERBERT STEELY

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Gov. Chandler .has recently ap- - 'ficio members, Gov. Chandler,
pointed Robert II. Hillenmeyer ancf5 Superintendent of Public Instruc- Floyd H. Wright as members or tion Robert It. Martin and Comthe UK Board of Trustees, effec- missioner of Agriculture Ben.
tive Jan. 1.
Hillenmeyer, 37. a 1943 graduate
of UK, immediate past president
ot the Alumni Association and a
member of the board of Carnrtfnn
succeeds

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THE
BRIDGE ADDICT
By ANDY EPPERSON

Recently, a mithvestern newspaper reported the results ol
,i hand in a
Bridge tourney accompanied by .the comment
lliat the hand "produced a lew spectacular results." They
pinned a box score ol the hand and tlx: bidding. It was as
follows:
stead of saying that he is sitting
MRS. NEAL
West, he is telling a kibitzer the
way to Gravel Switch, Maine.)
Mrs. Neal: South. (Although
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to break the ice. Ten minutes have
already gone by and no one has
bid yet. He thinks it's high time
some one got the show oh the
road.)
Mrs. Neal: 2 Spades. (Mrs. Neal
mistakenly thinks her partner,
not Wells, bid spades. So, still following instruetions, she bids spades

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In view of the (ridding, it is
Minill wonder that this hand pro- riured - some spectacular results.
Tiie bidding itself is spectacular.
Also, it is somewhat puzzling;.
1 clipped the article and carried
it abound' with me awhilc.-tudy-jncj
it from time to time. Finally.
I could understand it and furthermore reconstruct from it what
cccured at that Bridge table.
Starting from when the various
players are telling which positions
they occupy, this is what hap.
pened:
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Tyler: East. (He's no fool. He
knows where he's at.)
Neal:, South. (A very levelheaded fellow, this Neal. He is
fitting South and naturally says
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Tyler: Pass. (Bored by it all, he
decides just to keep on passing.)
Neal: 1 Heart: (He figures it a
about time he got into the bid- -

ding by George!)
Wells: 1 Spade. (Stubborn as a
mule, he decides he'll play one
spade or el.se.
Mrs. Neal: James! (She is
manding ' to know how in Hades
her husband. James, can bid one
heart over two spades.)
Tyler: All Pass. (Utterly fed up,
Tyler is pleading with .the other
players to pass. He'd like to got
the hell out f there and into one
of the bars before they all close.)
Neal: Putnam. (He is evidently
paging Putnam, a waiter. He needs
va good strong drink, 'and quick.)
so.) .
Wells: Tucker. (Well's mind has
Wells: East.. (Wells is a notoristrayed completely off the game.
ous inattentive player. Now, in- He's telling a kibitzer the name of
his favorite TV wrestler.).
Mrs. Neal: North. (It finally
occurs to Mrs. Neal that she is

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UK's Varsity And ROTC
Rifle Teams Top Leagues
The UK varsity and ROTC rifle
teams are continuing the tradition of winning teams;, both teams
are now leading their respective
leagues in competition.
The teams are coached by Lt.
Col. Glenn W. Zarger, professor
of military, science, who won the
Army 90 mm gunnery
championship for the European
continent.
The varsity team, composed of
Douglas
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Harmon,
Donald
Searcy, Tommy Mueller, Jerry
Wade, Lowell Stevens, Harold Tin-nel- l,
Dcnald Ockerman and Donald Tupman, is holding first place
in the Southern Ohio Intercollegiate Rifle League.
The Kentucky team took first
place in the Walsh Memorial Invitational Rifle Match held at
Xavier University Dec. 13.
Competing against such teams as
Illinois, Ohio State, Cincinnati.
Miami of Ohio and Dayton, the
varsity in addition returned with
trophies for high team score and
high individual scorer.
The ItOTC rif.e team which is
leading the
ROTC
Rifle League lias been equally suc.

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varsity competition and sets scholastic standards the team must
The ROTC also has a freshman conform to even though it fare
team. Marshall Turner, Buddy no S. E. C. opponents.
Fister, Fenton Angell. David Stith
This month the ROTC team will
onH Opnrpe Dean, compose this
firing with compete in the Second Army Arei
team. Turner has been
the upper classmen, but Col. Zarger Intercollegiate and interscholasti
Rifle Meet. This area includes
said that the freshmen would
Kentucky, Ohio, Pennsylvania,
pete only as a team this spring.
Maryland. Virginia and West VirBecause they compete under
Southeastern Conference rules the ginia.
varsity team cannot allow freshCompetition in this meet prommen to fire with the team during ises to be very stiff because of th
competition. The S.E.C. does, howContinued on Page 3
ever, allow a man three years of
collected and compiled.

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The team is presently firing in
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of the competition in this match
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Committee directs the activities cf
the committee, whkh will include Neal, rebelling against her husa Fine Arts Festival, other alttr-noo- ii band's domination, decides to take
matters into her own hands.)
programs and ( of fee hours.
IUt.iv: Wt t. (Henry, a fellow
with a httlc :,eyse ol direction, has
taken ovt r for Tyler. He's telling
the othus where- he's sitting. Only
trouble is. he'., sittiny East.)
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lar,,e number of schools in the t Neal:
lie lmal contract. He decides to
in ea.
The varsity team will meet Day- start over ,u;ain.'
Well:
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business administration
honorary.
The new initiates are: Cecil E.
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Beard. Madisonville; Elizabeth A.
Cornish. Pine City. N. Y.; Ralph
W. Estes, Louisville! Leonard II.
Lancaster, and "Mary
Aldridne.
Ann Ringo, Clinton.

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Although there's not a single sen
ator or representative or military
officer in the place, half the people
of a nearby village are in Congress and everyone has been to
West Point.
It's West Point, Ohio; population 50. It sttyids on the boundary
between North Bloomfield
and
Congress townships, '.which puts
half its population in Congress.

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necessary, the
Hearst match teams lire at speci- only experience is
requirements are an interest
fied targe's at specified distances
awork.'
and send the targets to national in radio and willingness to
Persons interested are asked to
judges for scoring.
contact Donna Reed, station manager, or Lura Prior, program director, at the studios in McVey,
Super I jili
or phone UK extension 2264 for
CHICAGO (AP) "You'll be able an appointment.
to find a safety pin anywhere on
State Street when its new lighting
SELF SERVICE LAUNDRY
system is installed." says R.
of the Canton. Ohio, firm
C?IN OPERATED
making the installation.
WASHERS
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includes 70 modern-typ- e
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DO IT YOURSELF
shopping center.
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meet
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"We had gone around a long
ditor's Note: This is an
by Carole Martin, curve at moderate speed highwiy
account
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student, of the patrolmen verified this too. Sud
during the denly our back end swung around
automobile accident
Christmas holidays in which UK on the icy pavement and we were
moving helplessly into the path5 Indent, Carl Kaffin, was killed.)'
way of an
tractor trail"It was early in tWe morninR. er.
There had been hardly any traffic
front-res- ting
liom Wheeling. V. Va. ea.st on '"I had been up In the
I looked out the window
U. S.. 50. We had oaten breakfast
and saw a truck, but was not
in Wheeling and were about at the
halfway bolnt on our trip from frightened. I turned my head away
Lexington to New York. We hit from the window in the next secmow in Ohio and put on chains, ond I' felt the impact of the colbut had removed them when we lision.."
tame to an area of little snow,
"I think if there had been no
tavlng them for the Pennsylvania one in the front right seat, no one
mountains.
in the car would have been badly
conserva- hurt. As it was, the whole impact
"We had been driving
tively, taking 12 hours to reach of the collision was into the right
West Virginia which others nor- front door."
mally do in nine hours.

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Holiday Accident Story
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Henry: All Paw. (Henry remembers he has a date in Iloboken
in a half hour. So he Is demanding that they all pass to get it
over with as soon as possible, lie
wonders why he's in the game anyway. Hell, lie doesn't even know
bow to
lay' Bridge, he thought
it was Canasta.)
Ncel: Pass. (A typographical
error. It Hiould read "Passed Out.'
He sent Pulnam to the bar jnee
too often.)
Wells: 1 Spade. (He suddenly
ri members he was determined tc
play pades on the hand.)
Mrs. Neal: All Pass! A finn
order to cm the foolm' and et. ci.
with i It".' lae already. They',
have In pay the babysitter overtime a.7 it i. .i;ov.)
Analysis:
Forget this sc rewy
game, lake up Chess.

WIJKY Auditions

HAVE THAT

AVMuitlc U? HEKElri THIS 0ASKT''

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all this nonsense and .Start playing.)
Mrs. Neal: 6 No Trump. (Roaring mad and more determined
than ever. Mrs. Neal decides .she'll
play 6 no trump or know the reason why.)

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sitting North, not- - South, so she
sets the record straight.)
Tyler: Henry. (Unable to bear it
any longer, Tyler calls on Henry,
a kizitzer, to finish the hand for
him.)
Neal: North. (This is a misprint.
What he actually said was Putnam. He needs another drink.)
Wells: West. (It suddenly occurs
to Wells that Gravel Switch is in
California, not Maine. So he is
telliii" the kibitzer the correct way

Applicants for chairmanship of
Committee will be
the
Interviewed during the week of
Jan. 12, according to Anne Armstrong, vice president of the SUB
Board.
Applications arc available in the
Social Director's office in the SUB.
Any person interested in tlfe position should fill out an application
and return it on or before Friday,
.

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The Kentucky Kernel
University of Kentucky

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* The Kentucky Kernel
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University of Kentucky

fiecond ca
muttrr undrr th Act of March 3, 1879.
t Luinatnn, Kentucky
t ttt Post Offic
Published four timn a wrrk during the reuular w hool year except holiday I and eiamt.
SIX DOLLABS A SCHOOL YEAR

Jim Hampton,

Editor-in-Chi-

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Larry Van IIoose, Chief Sports Editot
Ann Roberts, Society Editor

Akdt EprEnsoN, Chief News Editor

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Norman McMullin, Advertising Manage
rsRRT Ashley, Business Manager
Hank Chapman, Cartoonist
Cordon Baer, Staff Photographer
Marilyn Lyvere and Judy Pennebaker, Proofreaders

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WEDNESDAY'S NEWS STAFF

James Nolan, Associate Editor

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Joanie Weissinger, Editor

Larry Van Hoose,

Sports Editor

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Say Arain:

The Campus Needs Lights
A lone

case, dimly lighted or dark walkways

coed on her way to the Library. 'A
figure lurking on the unlighted walk
between the greenhouses and. the
Anthropology Museum. The perfect
setup for tragedy.
An impossible situation? Unfortunately, it is not!
And the path from the women's
dorms to the Library is one of the
better lighted walkways. There are
the lights on the front of the SUB,

invite tragedy
past experiences
should have taught that!
.v UK women were warned only a few
weeksago of the danger of walking

The campus after sunset.

the

Administration Building, the
brilliant beams shining through the
windows of White Hall from rooms
where night classes are held, two
lights on the front of the Anthropology Museum (which are sometimes not turned on) and one lamp
post. But all lighting along this
much-usepath, with one exception,
tomes froqi buildings.
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The long walkway from the

Li-

brary to Funkhouser would be in
total darkness save for the buildings
on either side. A large portion of this
illumination comes from rooms being
used at night. Intersecting walkways
are in complete or partial darkness.
In the Botarjical Gardens, the sidewalk is lighted dimly. The surrounding area is black as the pit.
The
avenue from Rose
the tennis courts to. the
Street past
drive behind the Library is pitch
tlark.
These are only a few examples of
UK after dark. There are others-su- ch
as outside lighting fixtures which
are either bulbless or unlit. In any
tree-line-

This Is

Women: Do Or Dye

cam-

tlream,
pus is a
but for those women who must, for
any reason, walk in the darkness,
we have a suggestion: carry a trusty
,

a

pearl-handle-

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re-

volver, or a strong, sharp steel knit'
ting needle.

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Well-Dresse-

ARTHUR EDSON
nd
WASHINGTON
(AP)-Sta-

Break, Scoop!
,

A
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Reporter's Dilemma

A reporter's first assignment
ways his most exciting one.

is

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First he is given the assignment by
the editor under whom he is working. Then he proceeds to the source
to get his story.
He works diligently, checking Khe
facts with each person that oltically
knows about them. Then he rechecks
iherri to make absolutely sure he
hasn't omitted any important angle.
He rushes back to the newsroom to
"write his story. On the way theie he
is planning the lead in his mind and
getting the story organized for print.
In the newsroom he rushes for a
typewriter and begins to write his
story. However, he remembers
he
a very important fact which
left out
would be essential to his material.
Dashing to the phone, he checks
with the erson who can give him
his information. But that person is
not in, so he has to get it from their
secretary, who has to ask three or

lour other people for the correct
formation.
Finally he has

in-

all the essential

facts, ami then with fervor he bangs

out his story on the tyjewriter. Deadline is nearing.
.With pride he hands it in to the
editor's desk. The headline is written
for it, copy is checked, and the editor
sends it to the composing room to
be set in type.
Finally the paper comes off the
press, and the young reporter eagerly searches it lor his story.
He looks for it on page one. But
it's not there. 'Page two. Not there
either, rage three. Hmph!
Finally, after poring over every
page, he fails to find his masterpiece.
He races to the editor's desk and
asks feverishly: "Where's my story?"
"Oh, that," the editor nonchalantly replies. "We had to leave it out.
Not enough space."

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All this adds up tera surprisingly big
business.
Women will spend 42 million dollars
this year on do it at home dyes. Others
will spend lf millions to have their hair
dyed in beauty hops.
.

Young Men
aside,

or older. This is a
young' man's world that is getting more
so, anchthe men's clothiers are readv.
Remember the btimper baby crop .that
started with World War II?
It may have slipped your mind "that
approximately half of these, babies are
now youivg men, or soon will be.
Well, it hasn't
slipped the liscally
alert minds of those who run the national Association of Retail Cloth jcrs and
Furnishers. They have come out with
a report on what the boys in the back
lining room will have. Some of their
lads "may surprise you.
But, lirst, a
statistical note. Right
now, '17,115,000 Americans are in the
15 2'J male age group. By PJ56 this mini- ber will increase to 21 ,27 1,000; by 1U70
you fogies of

"Most of the "pcimanc nt colorants." .y
the chemists, carefully avoiding tin: woul
"dye." "are based on a eoul ar derivation. IKed with hydrogen Hroxfdc or a
related oxidant, they work their way into
the individual hair strands t combine
with oxygen lorming "durable color . . .
the addition of oils relieves the course-nes-

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By

IVasty

wiih lard.
This concoction, 'which looks as il it
could be a mile messy, 'especially if the
mill were a hothead, was followed by
other formulas with other drawbacks.
"fJTly des," the chemists say. "were
brittle
likely to leave the fun a cOui
fit only lor e urryeombing."
stubble
All right. Let's move boldly along to
the modern dye. What is it?

upon a
WASHINGTON (AP)-On- ce
time a woman who dyed her hair was
transgression.
thought capable of any
Why, hc might even smoke a cigarette.
Chemists' AsBut the Manufacturing
sociation reports that in this wonderful'
age of chemistry, featuring everything
from plastics to rocket fuels,' nothing lias
been more remarkable than what has
hapjciicd to women's hair.
Seven out of 10 women, the association
report said, have monkeyed around with
hair coloring at least once. A third of all
women dye their hair regularly. And of
those who hit the coloring bottle regularly, only 40 per cent have gray hair.
Naturally the chemists take gieat pride
in . their hair miracles, but they freely
admit this is an ancient business.
In Sturbridge, Mass., they found a
formula for coloring hair that goes back
to colonial times. But it wasn't for the
giddy female; it was for the prideful male.
A man who wished to keep his graying
hair back was advised to mix chimney soot

never-to-be-realie- d

switch-blade-

Sidewalk At Night

This time exposure by Kernel Photographer Gordon Racr, taken Monday
night at the entrance to the walkway alongside the Rose Street tennis
courts, illustrates the typical darkness of most of the campus at night.
The light streak was made by a flashlight carried by Alice Redding,
Tuesday associate editor, as she walked down the unlighicd sidewalk.

across campus from the dorms to the
Library alone after dark. The Kernel
lor years has alternately begged, cautioned, stormed and raged editorially
on behalf of better carnpir, lighting.
Neither warnings nor stormings have
caused the situation to be alleviated.
Women continue to face the consequences of walking unprotected down
shadowy sidewalks.

Evidently, a properly lighted

A

.SO

it will be 25,350.000.
Most
of these young
men,
the
clothiers remind us, never have worn a
doublebreasted suit, or maybe even a
two-butto- n

coat.
We old folks can remember when a
necktie was a thing of substance, useful,
in emergencies, as an auxiliary napkin.'

The youngster has worn only an

over-smile- d

string.
Clerks in 22G stores from coast
to
coast interviewed the first 10 young men
who came shopping one day last September. As a result of that survey,, the
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