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Call: 257-1915 or write: kernel®pop.uky.edu WEDNESDAYKENTUCKY ERNEL February 3, i999 '.‘ .vmm.‘.‘,,- , _ v , , .g .‘winw hwy. i- .. I, Art museum exhibits in Thursdays LAMEUSLACIIMLILES ., You really don’t know how much fun ' ; you can have doing it until you try it. ‘ I’m really glad that I decided to become involved with ballroom dancing.” - Janine Zebrowskl, nursing senior PHOTOS BY JAMES CRISP I KERNEL swr Dr. James Holmes (above), faculty adviser to the Ballroom Dance Society, taught a student the proper steps in a class last semester. Spanish and marketing sophomore Marissa Fugate (top) danced during one of the sessions held by the society. Ballroom Dance Society provides place for students to take mind off classes, learn to jump and jive like true swing masters By Brandon iiart CONTRIBUTING WRITER The UK Ballroom Dance Society is trying to shake the stigma that ballroom dancing is a thing of the past. With the resurgence of the swing music craze, the club has seen an increase in the number of people in the beginner class. Club member Michelle Dudley. a chemistry junior. said the beginner class has nearly twice as many people than last semester. When asked about the idea that ballroom dancing is something associated with older people. Dudley said. “Most people associate ball— room dancing with their grandparents. but if they actu- LQDIBALL Cats making headway in ally tried it they would find that it was a lot of fun.“ Dudley joined the society last fall after attending one of the society’s dances. She said she went to learn how to swing dance, and it was so much fun that she decided to attend the weekly instruction- al classes. “The turnout for the dances are very good. and the dance floor is always full." Dudley said. Dr. James Holmes is the faculty advisor to the society. and he and his wife are also the dance instructors. The society holds dances every semester that are at- tended by UK club members. but members of ballroom clubs from other surround- Offseason acquisitions should play role in improving defense, Mumme’s offense By Matt May SPORTSDAILY EDITOR The national letter of in- tent signing day for college football begins today. and for the second straight year. UK looks to have a solid recruit- ing class coming to Lexington. Highlighted by Fort Thomas Highlands‘ stars Jared Lorenzen and Derek Smith. UK has received oral commitments from 27 high school players representing 11 states. Lorenzen. a 6-foot-4. 235- pound quarterback from the Class 3A state champions. is expected to compete with re- turnees Dusty Bonner, Chase Harp and Mike Scipione for the starting quarterback job left vacant when junior Tim Couch announced his inten— tions of moving to the Nation- al Football League. Lorenzen has been highly touted by re- cruiting experts despite play- ing in a run-oriented offense at Highlands. Smith, a 6—foot‘6. 240, pound tight end. will join his former teammate Lorenzen at UK next year. Smith is one of See SIGNEES on 5 ing colleges like Eastern Kentucky University and Lexington Community Col- lege also attend. Holmes said. The society is open to any UK student. faculty or staff member. According to club presi- dent Janine Zabroski. a nurs- ing senior. the society has different levels of experience ranging from beginner to ex- pert. So even people with two left feet can learn how to “cut the rug" in no time. she said. “Everything is taught step by step so everyone learns at the same rate." she said. Aside from learning how to swing. Zabroski said they also learn how to do other dances such as the Fox-trot. the Waltz, the Tango and the Rhumba. Zabroski became a mom ber of the society in the fall of 1997 when she saw an add in the paper. “Learning how to dance can bc a great asset when it comes to social functions such as parties or weddings." shi- said. Zabroski disagreed with the notion that ballroom dancing is only for older pio pic. "You really don‘t know how much fun you can havc doing it until you try it, I'm really glad that I decided to become involved with ball room dancing." she said. The society will be hold- ing a dance at the Grand Ball- room of the Student (‘enter on Saturday. Feb. 1:). There will be dance lessons given at 8 pm. and thc dance will start at 9 pm There will be members from UK. I‘IKl‘s dance club and members of a local chapter of the United States Amateur Ballroom Association. Anyone interested in joining the 1K Ballroom Dancing Society should con- tact Dr. Jamcs llolmcs at 237 1947. signees ....... JAIESCRiSP l kriteusurr Dennis Johnson. one of the biggest signings from last year, talked to MD“ M “I flea... Th Conch. earlier this season. .....-.Ae .. A.‘-‘A -. -~A~f-AAAAK§..A~.L @efia%.{#fi‘..“ ’W‘é‘ s ‘9’Aahafshgg‘ag. "Q . . - a u. LAMEAIGNS Donors high on soft money UK professors develop study to show spending patterns By Shannon Pratt nitrite iiii’c’iiiintii" m A national study conducted by UK poi Iitical scicncc professors discovered that political parties more than doubled their soft moncy spending. The study compared the spending of campaigns in the 1994 mid-term elections with the 1998‘s Jim Bunning-Scotty Baesler US. Senate race and the Ernie Fletcher- Ernesto Scorsone congressional race. The professors that conducted the study on the political races were Donald Gross and Penny Miller. Soft money funds are those that are raised by political parties specifically for party encour agcment activities. These funds are raised through various organizzr tions that have a direct benefit in Network- supporting that . . campaign, mg IS hOW Gross and Miller conducted we COHBCt' the study by getting information from ed the political strategists. ' political reporters dlreCt and advcrtiscmcnts ' ' on radio and tclcvi» .mafllng sion. They also mforma- tracked direct mail u H ings and phone ‘01], records. "Networking is how we collected the direct mailing information." - Donald Gross. UK political Stience professm ooooooooo Gross said. "We told our students to bring mailings that they had received. We had stacks of Illlili that various people would bring to us rocu Iarly." Those two races were markcd to ho competitivc very early in the your which made them prime targets for soft monox- contributions. “(‘ompctition drives the destination of soft money. If the race is going to be com potitivc more organizations arc willing to put more money in their candidate‘s cam paign." Gross Sflld. The study shows soft money spending is being directed at smaller. strategically important campaigns. as opposed to pl't‘Ni dcntiai campaigns. “The growing use of soft moncv gives more and more opportunities to big moncy donors to increase their iiit‘Iucncc ill [lilil' tics and their access to leaders." Mliit'l‘ said. The smaller state raccs arc chcapcr to endorse. “Organizations donating money want to maximize their power in cortgrcss. 'l‘hcy are getting more bang for lilt‘ll‘ buck. 8100.000 can buy a lot morc ads in a Kt‘ll tucky race than a national racc." (iltiss said. The study found national groups maili- larger investments in smaller races likc Kentucky Senate and congressional races lntcrcst groups were found to have spent more money on political campaign ads than the candidate‘s own campaigns 84 1 million compared to St million spi-m by candidates. “That‘s not a phenomcnal amount of money if you talk about a statc like Now York or California. but it is phcnomi-ual for the state of Kentucky where we only have 3.9 million residents." Miller Sillti. Political parties and spccial intcrcst groups gain a lot of control over a (‘i’lllfil' datcs campaign as they donatc more money. "As soft money increases. the candi- date can begin to lose control of his cam paign. Regulation of fcdcral financing of campaigns is completely breaking down." Gross said. Political parties dcsirc more soft mon cy bccausc it is harder to trace and is not as regulated as hard money. Major political parties are moving their focus to soft moncy. (iross said. "They also have greater flcxibility with how they spt‘nd that money " The study was directed at the national level by David H. Maglcby of Brigham Young I'nivcrsity. with funding provided by the Pew (‘haritahle Trusts.