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UNIVERSITY
I.IMM.IOV KIMIC

VOL. XXVI.

CONTRACT IS LET
FOR SOUTH

UNIT

OF NEW PROJECT
r
Company.
isville, Receives Award
Const rurl New

Lou1o

Cibson-Taylo-

IS ESTIMATED
COST EOR PROJECT

Have Modern
provements in Ventilation, Lighting

ITnit Will

Im-

Kenlucfyans
Arc Now On Sale

have
The 1!36 Kentuekiana
arrived and are now on sale
from 9 a. m. until 4 p. ni. at the
University postoffice.
All seniors must have paid their senior
fee of $10 and present a receipt
for the same before they will be
given books.

Contracts for the South unit, of
the nrw engineering project being
constructed on the rampus under
the WPA program, has been awardcompany.
ed to the Ollson-Tayl- or
Inc., by the executive committee
Trustees, it was
of the Board of
announced yesterday by the Department of Engineering. The estimated cost of the new unit is
slightly under $50,000.
Work on this project Is expected
to start next week and will be com-

pleted by September 1.
The unit will consist of two
stories, containing on the first floor
a large civil engineering laboratory, locker rooms, wash rooms and
showers: and on the second, a study
hall which will replace Dicker hall,
class rooms, offices and research
laboratories.
The construction of the new unit
win be rather unusual, as compared
to older buildings of similar nature.
The latest improvements In ventilation and lighting will be included. The building will be air
conditioned, and the windows will
of glass
be specially constructed
bricks, each one a vacuum in itself,
which permits the easy passage of
light but excludes the heat rays,
insuring a comfortable temperature
at all times.
The partitions on the second floor
will be removable, making it possible to convert it into a large assembly hall If desirable. All electrical wiring will be run through
special metal conduits under the
floor.
The plans for the new unit were
prepared by a special division of the
College of Engineering, set up under the direction of Dean J. H. Graham.
Plans for another new unit, which
to
wDl consist of a second-sto- ry
the work shop, are rapidly nearing
completion, and should be finished
by the last of next week.

New Officers Are
Chosen at Meeting
Of Theta Sigma Phi
Officers for the ensuing year were
elected and plans for a banquet
were discussed at a meeting oi
Theta Sigma Phi, national honorary Journalistic fraternity for wom
en, Wednesday. May 6, at 4 p. m.,
in the Women's building.
are Theo Nadel-stefNew officers
president; Betty Earle.
Mary Roes Land, secretary: Nell Nevins, treasurer, and
Dorothy Whalen. keeper of the arMiss Nadelstein succeeds
chives.
Virginia Robinson.
llie organization will give a banquet Tuesday, May 12. at 6 p. m. at
the Green Tree tea room, honoring
Elizabeth Ann Kriegel and Jane
Hnrdwick. These two were given
Theta 8lgma Phi ribbons at the W.
A. C. banquet recently in recognition of their outstanding work in
Journalism.

POULTRY CLUB

Fourth Recital
Of Music Majors
To Be Prsented
Music Department

TO
Annual

DEAN IS SPEAKER
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Bacteriologists To
Hear Dr. Rockwell

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"The Graduate School and the
South" was the subject of an ad-

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Final YMCA Banquet
Held Tuesday Night

"The Student's" Attitude

new method of

Immunization

against colds by administration by
month of the cold vaccine will be

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Faculty members were guests at
the banquet. The principal talks
were made by Prof. J. D. Williams
on "The Professor's Attitude Toward the Student" and Elvis Stain-o- n

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Head, Addresses
Annual Banquet Meeting University of Cincinnati Phyof Graduate Club
sician to Discuss New
Cold Vaccine

dress by Dr. W. W. Pierson, dean
of the graduate school of the Uni
versity of North Carolina, delivered
to the annual banquet of the University Graduate club held Wed
nesday nlpht In the Phoenix hotel.
Doctor Pierson pointed out that
the graduate school, in the widest
implications of the term, Is older
than any university and encompasses all those efforts and achievements of mankind which aimed at
the advancement o f learning.
"Graduate schools, as organized
educational endeavors, are the
over the centuries oi
man's philosophy and science, of
his experimentation and investigation, and thus a part of life and
civilization," Doctor Pierson stated.
"Inquiry Into origins, the verification of data, experiment, comparison, the testing of precedures, the
mastery of history and the theory
of a subject, and the discovery of
new truth," he declared, "are the
scientific ways by which progress of
New Officers Are Installed; whatever kind is won. and it has
always been so, we believe."
Don Reister Is Presented
Ray Bertram, president of the
"Y" Key
Graduate club, introduced the
of the club
.Installation of officers, recogni- speaker. Other officers
are:
tion of seniors, presentation of the Mary Howard Fitch,
Elizabeth Williams, secretary;
V. M. C. A. key and talks were the
Jones, treasurer.
features of the final Y. M. C. A and Helen Frances
membership banquet held at 6 o'clock Tuesday evening at Calvary

Baptist church

Demon-

The second annual Baby Chick
show sponsored by the Poultry club
in cooperation with the Deportment of Poultry of the University
and the Kentucky Poultry Improvement association, will be held
in the ballroom of the Phoenix hotel. Lexington, May 12 and 13.
In connection with the Baby
Chick show, members of the Home
Economics club will have entries in
the contest for the finer culinnry
arts, which are made principally
from eggs. This division includes
angeltood
cakes, yellow sponge
enkes, egg kisses and divinity.
This staff of life will be shown in
an attractive glass case and prizes
suitable to the culinary arts will
be awarded the winners.
The Judges for the cakes and
candies include Miss Ruth Boyden.
assistant in home economics and
chairman of the Judging committee; Miss Marie Barkley. instructor in home economics, and Dr. J.
Holmes Martin, head of the Department of Poultry.
The chick show is held as an
education exhibition in order that
tho poultrymen, farmers and others interested may learn what con
stitutes quality in baby chicks.
This show is open to all producers
of baby chicks except members of
the Poultry club.
The chicks, which include ten or
more popular breeds of chickens,
four breeds of turkeys, two breeds
of ducks and one breed of geese,
jvill be displayed in special chick
boxes with glass tops. The name
of the exhibitor will be placed on
The exhibits and
each exhibit.
(Continued on Page Frvei

NORTH CAROLINA

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Several vocalists and instrumentalists will appear on the music department's fourth recital of this
semester to be presented at 8 o'clock tonight in Memorial hull.
"The Messiah," a duet by Handel,
sowill feature Margaret FoUer,
prano, and Mary
Clay,
Eleanor
o.
John Toohcy will
be at the console of the organ.
Elizabeth Hall, sprano, will render several numbers from the pons
of Moir, Orctchanlnoff, Schubert,
and Spross. She will be accompanied by Elizabeth Rhea Tillet.
"On the Road to Mandalay" will
be suns by Dudley Murphy, bass,
with piano accompmimeiit by Jchn
Toohey.
Margaret Folger will render the
of
"Sleep Song" and "The Piper
Love" as well as "Joy" by Gaul and
"Lady Moon" by Edwards.
An aria "Lovely Flowers"
from
Gounod's opera "Faust" will feat-u- re
Miry Eleanor Clay's appearance on the recital stage. Miss
Tillet will be at thg piano for both
Miss Folger and Miss Clay.
Instrumentalists to appear are
Dorothy
Murrell,
cello, playing
"Bourree" and Sue Wines, violin,
who has selected the familiar "Air
Varie" of Dancia. Martha Sue
Durham will accompany each of
these soloists.

School

GJTCSHOW

stration Will Re Held

to Present

I'ropram Tonipht at
orial I fall

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discussed by Dr. George Edmund
Rockwell, of the University of Cincinnati, at the regular meeting of
sothe University Bacteriological
ciety Tuesday evening, May 12, at
7:30 o'clock, in Kastle hall.
Dr. Rockwell has been experiof years
menting for a number
with cold vaccines, and has recently perfected a new method of Immunization, wherein instead of being injected as an ordinary vaccination, the vaccine is administersatisfactory reed orally, with
sults.

HOME EC. CLUB WILL

SPONSOR CARD PARTY
The Home Economics club is
sponsoring a bridge party in the
student room in the Agricultural
building Monday night, May 11, at
7:30 o'clock.
There will be a prie given to the
person with the highest score at
each table, according to Anna Evans, president of the club. Games
other than bridge will be in order.
The admission price is twenty
pjtnts iwr nersnn anrf refreshments
will be served.

Golfers Come into Own
As Spring Makes Arrival

To-

Golf, that clever game in
which the ball is stroked so confidently, and stubbornly refuses to
travel In the intended direction, is
Just now coming in its own. hand
in hand with the lovely spring
weather
Webster's etymology of the word
shows that it is from the Danish
word "kolf" meaning club. It is
defined as a "Scottish game played with clubs by directing a small
resilient ball into a series of holes,
usually nine or eighteen.
Lexington boasts of three splendid country clubs. They are: The
Ashland Country club, located on
the Richmond road; the Lexington
Country club, situated on th Paris
pike; und the Picadome Golf club,
in the vicinity of the city limits
on the Hurrodsburg pike.
BXI1IBIT HELD FOR SENIORS
Your writer, a golf enthusiast
and a spring plougher on any
A Sterling flat silver exhibit will course, is familiar with the
e
w
be held for the seniors Saturday,
happy hunting ground.
May 9, from 9 to 12 o'clock; Tuesare a lew figures elucidated to
day, Mary U from 11 to 4 o'clock; the reader from facts on the Pica- and Tuesday, Mary 12 from 11 to 4 dome course.
o'clock. The exhibit will be held
If a player walks straight, and
he certainly doesn't, preferring to
in the Woman's building.
ward the Professor."
New officers installed were Don
president; Billie Leet.
Riestcr.
Murk Marlowe, secretary and Robert Freeberg, treasurer.. The Y. M. C. A. key was presented to Don Riester. Seniors
recognized were Elvis Stahr, Leslie
Scott, Bill Bryan, Gordon Gaither,
and Arperd Oluh.
Brief talks on peace were made
by Paul Jones, president of
college. Yellow Springs, O ,
and Alexander Paul, missionary to
China and Japan who were sponsored by the Lexington unit of the
SevEmergency Peace campaign.
eral solos were rendered by Dave
Balyers.
An-Uo-

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get his money's-wor- th
and play on
an average of at least two fairways per cup, he will take 7,201
thirty inch steps or a distance of
no less than 3.4 miles.
Now to the cost of this pastime,
that is, of course, the expenses of
the average golfer. Club membership for three months is $12, caddy
fees and balls will run up to (30,
if he plays thirty times during the
season, 5 will be required to purchase a new club because at least
one will be broken either by accidental occurence or because of the
miss of an easy putt, resulting in a
racing player. This does not men-

tion money loot via gambling; however at ten cents per hole- one will
usually break about even.
golf look
To the
easy but a little application of one's
sell' to the sport should clear up the
matter. Always remember to keep
your eyes on that little bull, uiiav-b- e
its petite size Is traceable to the
Hume's origination in Scotland) replace the turf after ploughng, control your temper, and don't snag
your pants when you climb a fence
in search of that contrary ball.

Garlinu, Ayers, Ison. Rryan,
Hobday, Shovea, Moore,
Pell and Nichols Are
Accepted
INITIATION WILL
ON FRIDAY,

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.MAY 22

New Method for Pledging Divides Activity Fields Into
Five Groups
An entirely new system of selection for membership to Omlcron
Delta Kappa, national honorary
leadership fraternity, was passed
on and eight new men were accepted for pledgeship at a meeting of
the organization last night in the
University Commons.
The new men will be pledged today by means of the traditional
ceremony of hanging the name oi
each man singly on a large ODK
key in front of the Administration
building at various times during
the morning.
Those accepted were: Norman C.
Garling, Chicago. 111.; Able Ayres,
Corbin;
Louis Ison, Harrodsburgi
Bill Bryan, Lexington;
William
Pell, Lewlsport;
Victor Hobday,
Falmouth; Ernest Shovea, Schenectady, New York; and Ike Moore,
Lexington.
Norman Garling, senior in the
College of Arts and Sciences, la
former editor of The Kernel, president of Sigma Delta Chi, editoi
of "Sour Mash," a member of the
Student Council, Guignol players
and Sigma Alpha Epsllon social

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10:.:o OTLOCK TONIGHT
ALUMNI M M

Hop

All-Camp-us

music, for
hop tonight
the
from 8 until 10 .10 o'clock in the
Alumni pvm. Admission will lw
2.5 rents per couple.
This is ih"
ivxt to last hep of the year. The
dance will be
final
held Saturday. May lti. from 9
until 12 o'clock In the Alumni
gvm. with Tominy Marshall and
his orchestra furnishing the

RAYNOR IS NEW

COUNCIL HEAD
Inlerfraternity Group Elects
Fouler, Flowers, and

ByT Joint

Metcalfe As
Officers

Session

Of Debate Clubs
l

Election of officers of the Inrer
from llerea.
fraternity Council for the ensuiiv; Representatives
year was held Monday night at
Centre and U. K. Hold
th'ir regular dinner mpffing at the
Symposium

ent;

Inter-fratrn-

rv

University Senior

Will Be Assistant
In French School

A Symposium on "Youth and the
World" was presented
Modem
Thursday afternoon at 2 o'clock,, in
Room 111 of McVey hall, by the
Triangular Debate league, which la
com;)oed of students from Berea
college, Centre college, and the
University of Kentucky.
Dr. John Kuiper, head of the department of Philosophy, was the
principal speaker. Students of the
various colleges gave extemporaneous diffusions.
Berea college was represented by
Carlton Miller, Harold Clark, John
Elzic Wesley. James
B. Flenn.
Spp. and their coach, Prof. John
The Centre delegation
W. Salter.
was composed of Harold Walker,
James Hanratty, Kenneth Phifer,
and their coach, Prof. Ross Taylor.
The University was represented by
John Kerr. William M. Lamkin.
James Toy, Campell Miller, and
coach. Prof. W. R. Sutherland.
Professor W. R. Sutherland presided over the Symposium.

U. K, IS HOST TO

GARDEN LOVERS

DIES SUDDENLY

Funeral services for J. Hughes
Rice, 57 years of age, instructor in
the College of Engineering for 20
years, who died suddenly Wednesday noon at his home on Columbia
avenue, will be held at 2 p. m. today at the W R. Milward funeral
home on north Broadway.
Mr. Rice hud Just returned home
when he sufffrom the Univers-itered a heurt attack, dying within
a short time. He Is survived bv his
Rice:
wife. Mrs. Mary Corrington
three sons. John Allen Rice, who
was graduated from the Universi- Hamilton Rice.
ty in Journalism:
who was graduated In law and
now an assistant attorney-generin Frankfort; one daughter, Mrs.
Karl Snyder, all of Lexington; one
brother. Robert Rice, and ono sis- ter. Mrs. J. E. II. Willis, both of
Fayette county, and two grand-- !
children.
Mr. Rice was a native of Fayette
the
county, and was the son of
late Mr. and Mrs. Allen Rice. 1U'
was educated in Lexington anil mut
resided In the city most of his life,
He was a member of the Park
church, Odd Fellows
Methodist
lodge, and was a Spanish-America- n
veteran.
War
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By JOANNA

S.VLOR

Boyd hall gu'ls
have received enough letters in the
last decade to reach around the
world four times; they have taken
enough pills to sink a battleship;
and have had 1,499,400,000 dates.
These figures were gathered from
statistics of Mrs. McMonitfie, Miss
Desha, and Miss Berkley, the veterans who have marched bravely
through ten years of hectic living
in the halls.
Miss Desha, exclusive of the pill
allalr, has written enough excuses
to found a library, and has given
enough soda to build a pyramid.
Being awakened
in the early
morning hours to doctor a blistered
heel is nothing new, but being disturbed at half past one in the
morning to apply first aid to writing parapheimlia is a different
story.
One night, it is related. Miss
Desha was deep in dreams of the
"Lund of No Ills," alien she was
aroused by a timid tap on her door.
Siie did not answer Immediately.
The timid tup graduated Into an

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TEAM IS UNDEFEATED
IN PRESENT SEASON

Stahr Take Marathon Doubles Match by

Moore and

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By defeating
Beret College 8
of
matches to 1, the University
Kentucky tennis team continued
iis uninterrupted series of victories
over all opponents played so far
this season. Thr? match was played on the University court In Lex
inuton.
Ploying superb tennis. Jimmy
Moore was able to break the Jin
that Major Gardner, central Kentucky champion, has held over the
Kentucky players in the past. The
tinnl score of the match was
6,
Moore played some of the
best tennis of his career and was
exceptionally steady on tho long
rallies from the baseline. He maneuvered his opponent out of position many times and then would
pass him with a smash from the
net or a driving shot from the buck
court.
Bobby Evans continued to be too
irood for his oppnents when playing on the home courts. He won
over Adams by the score of 2.
The deep driving
of
shots
Evans and his ability
to return
practically anything proved
too
much for his foe.
In another long match, George
Tulloch was victorious over Rob
1.
Tulloch is rapidly
erts 1.
rounding into the form which was
characteristic of his more brilliant
play last year. He showed excellent court generalship and continually put the ball out of his opponent's reach, by his shots from
the net.
Kentucky's Rhodes Scholar, Els
vis Stahr. was defeated in the
match lost by the Kentucky
team,
4.
The play of Stahr
was not of the usual high caliber
which ta characterist'c of him. He
continually missed easy shots at
the net, and his opponent
him in the long
rallies
from the baseline.
won his
Francis Montgomery
match from William In rather
by the score
2.
of
Montgomery continued to play his
steady brand of tennis and was far
too consistent for his more erratic
opponent. The
game ot
Montgomery showed a marked improvement over his past matches.
Charles "Chuck" Randall
made
it five to one when he
defeated
1,
Conover
in the most onesided match of the day. Randall,
w ho plays a game similar to Montgomery was too consistent and ran
out the match in a hurry.
3.

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Approximately 150 garden lovers
from all over the state are expected
to attend the annual University
Garden day program to be held ct
2 p. m. today at Maxwell Place.
T. B. Claxton. assistant superintendent of Cave Hill cemetery, will
be the principal speaker. His subject will be "Winter Injury to
Flowers. Shrubs, and Trees." Prof.
N. R. Elliott, chairman of the Botanical Garden committee, sponsor
of the program, will preside and introduce the speaker. Following Mr.
Claxton's address, a round
table
discussion will be led by Prof. A. J.
In a marathon match,
Olney. F. T. McFarland. and Mr.
Moore and Stahr were victorElliott.
ious over M. Gardner and Adams,
Pres and Mrs. Frank L. McVey
7,
5.
The play of Moore conwill entertain the visitors at tea af- tinued to be of the highest type
ter the discussion. Following this,
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from Page Five)
those wishing to make a tour of the
gardens will
University botanical
be shown them and other points
of interest on the campus.
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ATTEND
SCIENCE MEETING

ZOOLOGISTS

Tho annual meeting of the Academy of Science will be held at
Western State Teachers college at
Bowling Green this week-enThose who will attend the meeting from the University are Doctor
Allen, Doctor Brauer, Mr. Prather.
Mr. Foster, and Mr. Lowenthal, all
of the Zoology department. They
will return Sunday evening
d.

Life and Love in Women's
Dorms Is Finally Unveiled
Patterson and

Jimmy Moore Preiikx Jinx of
Central Kentucky Champion, Gardner. Winning

1,

Annual Garden Celebration
Observed at Maxwell Place
with Talk, Round Table,
and Campus Tour

7.

J, HUGHES RICE

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furnish

Dr. Kuiper Heard

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defeats berea
by 8 t0 score

.Shinny Herriiigtnn and his
will

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Will Be Tonight

Invitations, Rings
Are Now On Sale

Engineering College Succumbs to Heart Attack at
Home

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Delta Chi house.
The officers elected were: Ken
Raynor, Delta Chi, president; Ben
Delta,
Fowler. Delta Tau
Dudley Flower-- . Sigma
Phi Epsilon, secretary;
and Ever- ett Metcalfe. Kappa Sigma. Trens- urer. Ken Raynor. the new presi
dent, is automatically elected to the
Studm! Council.
The TnterfraternHy
Is
Council
composed of one member
from
each fraternity on the camptn.
Meetings are held every other Monday na-h- t
at the diff.'r-m- t
fratr
nity houses.
During th; past year t'.ic
Council has secured tickets to all athletic events for the
housemothers of the various sororities and fraternities.
They were
instrumi i.tal in passing the regulation that not over $300 should be
spent for an orchestra at the university dances. In addition
they
have played an important part in
securing changes In the proposed
Student Un;o,i Building.
fraternity.
Retiring officers of the or?ar)ia-tio- n
Abie Ayres, senior in the College
are: Frank Dailey. Pi Kappa
of Commerce, was alternate capAlpha, president;
Jim Al Moore,
of the football team, made Sigma
tain
Nu, vice
John
letters in football, track and base- Bell, Alpha Gammapresident;
Rho, secretary;
ball, and is a member of Scabbard
and Charles Bennett, Phi Kappa
and Blade.
Tau, treasurer.
Louis Ison, senior in the College
of Agriculture, is a member of the
Student Council. Alpha Zeta, Block
and Bridle, Strollers, Pan Politikon
and Is president of his social fraternity. Alpha Gamma Rho.
Bill Bryan, senior In the College Students May Obtain Same
by Calling at Campus
of Engineering, is a past president
of the YMCA, is a member of Tau
Bookstore
Beta Pi, Scabbard and Blade,
Pershing Rifles, and Delta Tau
Senior rings and invitations have
Delta social fraternity.
arrived and are now on sale at the
William Pell, senior in the College Campus bookstore, Jim Al Moore,
of Arts and Sciences, is a mem- chairman of the senior ring and
ber of Phi Beta Kappa, Sigma XI, invitation committee, announced tc--!
Kappa Delta Pi, and Pi Mu Epsl- day.
lon.
Invitations for this year may be
Victor Hobday, senior in the Col- had in three different designs, pa- lege of Commerce, is a member of per backs, cardboard backs, and
Beta Gamma Sigma, is lieutenant leather coverings. Senior are urged
colonel of the ROTC regiment, and to purchase their rings and invita- -'
a member of Scabbard and Blade. tions Immediately.
The committee this year was com-- I
Ernie Shovea, Junior in the College of Commerce, is new business posed of Jim Al Moore, chairman;
formmanager of The Kentuckian,
Victor Hobday, Lucille Thornton.
er business manager of the "K" Hallie Downing, and William Bowl
manager of the ing.
book, is circulation
Kernel, president of Alpha Delta
Sigma, and a member of Alpha
Sigma Phi social fraternity.
Ike Moore, Junior in the College
of Commerce, is business manager
of the Kernel, president of his so- cial fraternity, Delta Tau Delta,
and a member of Scabbard and
Jack Yarbro. senior in the ColBlade, Pershing Rifles. Alpha Delta lege of Arts and Sciences, has been
Interfraternity appointed to a graduate assistant-shi- p
Sigma, and the
council.
in the French Normal school
Tom Nichols, Junior in the Arts for the academic year 1936-3college. He is presiand Sciences
Mr. Yarbo, a major In the Rodent of Sigma Alpha Epsilon so-- ( mance Language department, is a
Continued on Page Five)
member of Phi Beta Kappa, national scholastic honorary, French
club and the Spanish club. He is
one of eleven Americans who are
awarded these appointments each
year.
He will sail in September to take
the position.

Instructor for 20 Years in

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ODK Pledges Nine Men;
Changes Entire System of
Eligibility for Membership

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ALL-CAMPU-

THE KENTUCKY KERNEL

FRIDAY EDITION

Kampus
Kernels

Members of the Kernel staff for
the past two semesters who want
to buy a key wUl please sign lite
notice In the news room, or w
Spencer.

Those interested in swimming are
Invited to the Phi Kappa Tau
House for a meeting, the purpose
of which is to form a swimming
club. The meeting will be held at
7:30. Monday night.

h:in- The annual Junior-Senio- r
quet of University
high will b- at 6:30 at the Lafav- hem
insistent knock. Miss Desha in- - ette Hotel. The speaker will bt
A Dean Taylor, of the College of Ed
quired what the trouble was.
weary voice asked if she could have ucation, while El Iv Peak, president
of the junior class, will bo tcast- some adhesive tape Immediately.
master.
Without taking time to ak what
it was need for, Miss Desha rushed
The
department anInto her office and rummaged a- - nounces Intramuralpostponed baseball
that all
round until she found the article. games that are not played by May
She was greatly surprised when the 18 will be thrown out.
girl calmly took the tape and asked
her assistance In remedying her
fountain pen.
All members of the Kentucky
Miss Dora Berkley, another of the Kernel Independent diamond bull
halls' musketeers, who has watched team are requested to meet at the
come and go for eighteen west gate of Stoll field Monday af
the co-eexciting years, was instituted into ternoon for a game wtih the Kap
her duties as housemother shortly pa Sigs.
before tho establishment of the
Women's Self Government Assocla- -;
James Anderson, editor-in-chi-et
t Ion. In those days girls didn't hold of the 1937 Kentuckian, hus asked
bull sessions or eat secret midnight that all students take snapshots
lunches. Lights were out promptly this summer at fraternity camps,
etc., suitable for use in the yearat 10 :30 pm
The tale is current that the book. Turn them In to him as soon
housemother of Patt hull, who is as possible next full.
quite
in her sentiAll persons that have not settled
ments, was astounded when an excited young man rushed up to her up for their copies of the "Sour
desk one day and frenziedly In- Mash" please do so at once. You
may do this by seeing Kuy Lath- quired:
rcm or Ross Chepeleff.
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YOUTH, CRIME, AND THE FUTURE
One of the grave problems now fating the nation concerns the disposition of its young eople.
This was forcibly brought out by the recent releasing of figures by J. Edgar Hoover showing
that a majority of crime being committed in
litis country is done by youths of 21 years of age
and younger.
According to the Department of Justice ligurcs,
for instance. 53 per cent of all roblxiries and 5!)
lcr tent of all burglaries were perx.Ttrated by
men of under 25 years of age. Also, approximately 20 ki cent of all crsons arrested were
I!) years of age or younger.

This information fails to be startling simply
Ucause these figures have been gradually lising
lime the beginning of the depression in H)2,..
Now they have reached a new high. It dots not
put youth in the heroic light in which many of
want to be plated.
our young
On the other hand, the blame cannot be plated
t'litiieh upon our young people. Many voting
men and women seeking jobs
and
have met failure after failure and have fallen
into bail habits which will be cpiit onh when
jobs are open to those of their calibre.
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The men to whom the nation will look tomorrow for leadership are certainly not getting
the training that is necessary before they are to
lake their plates as leaders. Such training is not
to be found in box cars, on highways, or in jail.
The Civilian Conservation Corps took some
11)0,000 of these jobless youths out of idleness
and put them into tomps where they at least
could earn enough to keep their
Millions more were left with whom no tlisosi-tiowas made.
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A condition which was serious enough before
the depression has now grown into a national
problem. What is to le clone? Perhaps if spirit
and hope were kept alive in these youths, the
mental hazard could be abridged. A more tolerant and friendlier attitude on the part of their
riders might alleviate the situation somewhat.

Education, eihaps, would seem to be the logical answer. But there are many reasons why it
might prove to be impractical. It is indeed a
grave problem. Figures such as these, however,
serve to show that the depression alfetted not
business and industry, but
only
voting, pliable, hopeful individuals, on the
threshold of becoming American citiens as well.
The rise in crime is, after all, natural. A k isoii
will steal lcfore he'll starve. That is a aw of
nature.
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THE NULL SESSION IS GOING
The

bull-sessio-

long a char-

acteristic of college life, is passing. With knowledge going into mote diverse channels every
year, students in the state university find themselves growing farther and farther apart from
common interests and common pleasures. The
and the opportunity it presented
(or clarifying the undei graduate view-jMtihas become confined to fraternity houses, or
other small groups.

feet

DON'T LOOK NOW. BUT-tho- sc
you arc danc ing on are mine!

USIl ERSITYrES:
His technique is
to keep remembering
that it got that way through practice, not a
He's been pinned to so
course
he has to keep a list of them to
many girls that
When he
avoid pinning the same girl twice
dances with you, he whispers plenty of sweet
and winks at all
somethings in your ear
the cute blondes over your shoulder at the same
he falls
When he finally falls
time
He
and always for the wrong girl
haul
gets jKttitoat fever in the Spring . . . .and has
He thinks he
spring fever all year round
knows everything about wimmen that there is
and has a line which could make
to know
anv lish bite . . . but who's a lish?

.... but you have

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takes a bow, and thanks
"Hoi l'ollui" and "Lights Out" for their pats-on- Campusalutes to both of von!
"Scoop" blushingly
the-bac-

Al.I'llAHET
for
I' is for
is for
is for
A' is for
(' is for

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COOI':
Mowers,
.Springtime, when your love-lif'it if ul, if your romance sours.
tumor, puts you on the
ilea, which I haven't got.
A'egative, a thousand times "NO"!
Girl Friends, some fast and some slow.
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is for 'ootloosc, when your heart is lice,
E is for Etchings, come see them with me.
I' is for "igor, that leaves in the Spring,
E is the lfort I need for this thing.
is for (ampant, when you're going mad.

(Okay

I'm all finished

and gosh, am

1

glad!)

has become mother
An Ohio State co-cof four baby squirrels. Don't look now
but aren't the benefits of higher education
wonderful though?
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Of job failuies, f5 jjct cent are due to jersoird
peculiarities rather than inconietency, says Dr.
Blake Crider of Fenn College.
Former Pres. A. Lawrence Lowell of Harvard
was asked to pay $32,2 in back income taxes
last week.

Alumni of Seth Law College, Brooklyn unit of
Columbia, have organized to light a discontinuance order.
A collection of 380 items by and alxtut T. S.
Eliot, contemporary joet, has been willed to the
University of Virginia.

Sounds too shrill to hear arc produced by miniature fog horns on Harvard's tabletop "sea,"
used to study ocean signalling.

bull-sessio-

We should rcgiet its passing, for of