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Presidential candidates debate at Newman

By Sara Spears

Senior Staff ll 'rmv'

Student Government Associa-
tion presidential and vice—presi—
dential candidates had the oppor—
tunity to answer students“ ques—
tions last night at the Newman
(Ienter's Second Annual Political
lssues Forum.

About 75 students attended the
forum to voice their opinions and
ask the candidates questions.

Issues discussed included park—
ing, capping tuition, senate spend-
ing criteria for certain bills and
campus safety.

The major issue discussed was
how candidates plan to make SUA
officials more accountable. Most
candidates agreed that mandatory

roll call voting in Senate meetings
would help to eliminate the prob-
lem.

Presidential candidate Russell
Harper had already begun to
eliminate the accountability prob—
lem.

"As a current senator at large, I
plan to present a constitutional
amendment at the next Senate
meeting that would require
mandatory roll call votinir on
every bill that goes through the
Senate," Harper said.

Harper said, ifelected, he also
plans to hire a court reporter for
the Senate meetings.

“This yvould mean that every
word in the Senate meetings
would be recorded, and no one
could go back on what they had

said or supported."

Presidential candidate Dan
Michalak said that he would hold
S(i:\ accountable for their actions
by holding a weekly “State ofthe
Students" address.

“This would allow students
access to the actions in S(§:\ on a
yveekly basis," Michalak said. "\Ve
would also be sure to speak in
plain English so that all students
can understand, not this S(i:\
talk."

The most interesting questions
presented to the candidates cori—
cerned what they considered their
greatest character flaw and what
they do to overcome it on a daily
basis.

“My greatest character flaw
would have to be the fact that I‘m

iivercommitted to everythiii r I
do," said presidential czititlitfzite
Tony (Iarota.

“I tend to go after everything I
want and sometimes that is just
too much to handle."

Another concern of the sins
dents was what the candidates
planned to do about eny iromnen-
tal issues on campus. and how
they would go about making ['K's
campus an ecologically safe place
to learn.

“\\'e have a plan to do an enyi-~
ronmental audit of our campus
and possibly set up an Environ"
mental Quality (Iontrol (Zommis—
sion that would deal with enyiron
mental issues across the entire
campus, not just at the Student
(Lenter or in the residence halls."

said :\my .-\bcrnathy, \l(L' [il‘t‘Sl'
dential candidate, who is l'tllilillltl
with .»\yi \Vcit/man

"This committee would also
focus on other ways to solve enyi
ronmental problems besides iust
recycling."

\Vlien asked what the candn
dates would do to prove they were
still dedicated to students on the
event that they lose in the elec
tion, candidates agreed that they
would remain active on campus
whether it be in S(i.\ or some
other way.

"l‘ye been ltl\’iil\ed in S( i.\ for
so long now I couldn't imagine
not beingi .i part ol it or represent
ing the students in siilllt' w .iy',"
said Shea (Ilianey. presidential
candidate

"Sinte l .Illl .i law student. l
would more than likely put my
application in to be on tlit lyl‘lltldl
board liccaiisc I feel like l .uii lair
person and “fluid lri‘ tap to the
students."

Todd llciison, another presi
dcntial taiididaie. said that it l,,.
doesn‘t win the L‘lt‘clllil' he “illlil
apply for .llliillltl positi-ri in S( . \
th “'L'll.

“i would ilt‘llllllt‘l\ apply loi
one ofthe eyccutiyc positions smi
ply because i want to st rye the
students and l know that I am
damn qiiaiiticd.“ llt-iison said.

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Democratic candidate for Gov—
ernor john “l"ick" Rose, will be
featured at a noon forum in the it
CK (Iollege of Law courtroom
today.

Rose, state Senate majority
leader from \\'inches‘ter, was the
last ofeight candidates to declare
their candidacy when he filed to
rtin just hours before the deadline
Jan. 31.

Trey (lrayson, Student Bar
Association Noon Forum (ioni—
mittee chairman, said Monday he
isn't sure what topic Rose will talk
about.

Rose was campaigning
throughout the state yesterday
and could not be
reached for com~
ment. (Iainpaign
spokeswoman
Paula Sauer said
she did not know
anything specific
Rose had planned
for his speech.

Rose has served
in the Senate for
17 years and has worked heavily
on .such things as worker's coin—
pensation and education reform.
At a candidate forum in Lexington
last month, Rose said he wanted
to he a part of a growing unity
between local, state and federal
governments.

The audience is usually allowed
a question and answer period fol—
lowing the candidate's remarks.

Democratic candidates (late—
yvood Galbraith, Secretary of
State Bob Babbage and Lieu<
tenant (lovernor Paul Patton have
already spoken as a part ofthe lec-
ture series.

The candidates have focused so
far on issues like health care

    

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juana legalization.

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announced that Republican candi—
date Larry Porgy will speak at the
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denouncing welfare oyerhaiil as "downright low
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which could continue all week. got under w iy,

mm Tokyo police stage raid

TUKYU — Police in gas masks and
clothing raided the offices of a sctrctixc religious
group yesterday, two days after .1 ncryc ;.1s attack oi:
'liokyo's subway system killed eight people.

l’olice faced little rcslstaticc .is they started ‘ui
enter the :\uiii Siiinri Ky'o‘s five-story buildingr at
about 6:15 am. in i quiet, partly commercial neigh
borhood of Tokyo. Some of those inside tlic lltlllil
ing attempted to push police back.

it yyasift immediately clear how the raid was
related the subway terror. The group, preyiously
accused ofmakirigr the type of gas used in the attack
Monday, has denied involycment. Polite launched
the raid as part of an inyesiigation into the abduction
of a public official last month.

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NPVV YORK , Playor l'lay has been conyittt d
of possessing a weapon after firing a
gun at a neighbor in NW. The 36'
year=old rapper. whose real name is
\k'illiam Drayton. originally was
charged with attempted murder. but
the charges were reduced.

Drayton, ol the group Public
Enemy. was conyicted of fourth»
degree weapon possession. a misch
meanor. He faces up to one year in
jail when he is sentenced May 15'.

Police said l)r;iy'ton had been arguing with his *4
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Bolt, not politics, is what makes Michalak tick

By Ty Halpln

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Politics is decisively not Dan Michalak's game of
choice. A combination of golfand marketing is more
his style. The candidate for Student Government
Association president works as promotions director
of'I‘anglewood (iolfCourse in 'I‘aylorsville, Ky.

More impressively, Michalak started and operated
a yearly chip and putt golftournament in two acres of
his backyard, which he named the Petunia (Ilassic
Country (Iliib.

As a sophomore in high school in Bay (Iity, Mich.,
Michalak started the tournament as a means to get
some friends together.

“I started it almost as a joke,” he said, adding that
newspapers and even television stations covered the
yearlv tournament. “it went over so well, that I
couldn't stop it."

\Vhen it sto iped, Michalak had raised more than
$2,000 for a scholarship program in his hi h school
and had started a community event with 1. 0 golfers
in the last year ofits existence.

“\Vhenever I go home, people ask me when l‘in
going to start the tournament again," he said. “It's
something I'd like to continue."

The tournament also served as the beginning of

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the management and marketing senior’s career. He
printed and sold everything from T-shirts to golf
tees.

“Anything you could put a logo on, we sold," he
said.

Michalak, himself an eight-handicap golfer, wants
the game to remain in his life forever.

“I‘m looking forward to getting (my handicap)
down to a live this summer," he said. “I’d like to
retire on my own golfcourse some day."

For now, hlichalak will have to settle for working
at a golf course. But, he can thank UK for landing'
him the internship and eventual job at 'l‘anglewoot.
His boss is a UK alumnus.

That experience gave Michalak the idea for one of
his main platform planks — establishing a network
between students and alumni that won d help stu-
dents land jobs and internships.

“The networks are there across the country,
they're not being used to the full potential," he said.

Michalak, who says key administrators are already
in support of the idea, wants UK to focus more on
putting qualified and experienced students in the
workforce.

“This would give students opportunities to get
real—life experience," he said.

Michalak has other’real-Iife experiences that he

holds extremely important. He has taught Sunday
School at the Newman (Ienter since coming to L‘K
in addition to other community services.

“It sounds tacky when you call it community ser—
vice, biit that‘s really what it is," Michalak said,
including a trademark chuckle. “I love helping pew
ple."

His involvement in SGA began last year when,
almost transparently, Michalak sat and observed peo—
ple in Senate meetings.

At first. it was simple curiosity. But soon. some»
thing clicked in his head. His curiosity metamor-
phosed to involvement, which has propelled him in
the race for SGA‘s top seat.

“They all knew me as the little redhead who was at
all the Senate meetings," Michalak said, referring to
last year's Senate members. “I just watched and lis-
tened and realized that I could make a difference.”

But, the bi 'gest difference in Michalak's last four
years was his ( ecision to attend UK.

“I was all but set to go to the University of Michi-
gan," Michalak said. “I visited campus two months

efore school started and everyone was like, ‘How
are you?‘

“Everyone smiled. No one was mean. I knew it
was the place for me because everyone was so friend-

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Michalak/Stone Campaign Highlights

Vlninrnve student employment opportu-
nities through development at a UK Alum
ni~Stiident Alliance

VPublish a cnmnrehensrve itatainq til
llllallClal aid scholarships and loan: avail»
able to UK students

VCreate a Legal Rights Gurde tor students
ranging from landlord/tenant issues to

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VPlace a student representative on the
Fayette Urban County Downtown Revitalization Committee
VWork tor more student involvement in faculty tenure
cases

VRequest a paved Virginia Avenue parking lot. a lrallrc
light at Greg Page Apartments and more basketball courts
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