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LEXINGTON,

KY., TUESDAY,

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p.m. My date arrives to
take me to the Mardi Gras Dance.
8:00 p.m. We arrive
at the
dance. The crowd is fairly small;
It's still early. The decor fits the
theme lots of grillwork and the
Usual fountain with running water.
Can't tell when the regina and
rex will te announced. So far President and Mrs. Kennedy haven't
arrived.
8:45 p m. There is a nice-siz- e
crowd. We actually have room to
dance! The band is good a little
loud, but . . . The Kennedys
. still haven't arrived.
Evening ruined my date Just
destroyed one good red balloon.
9:08 p.m. Intermission
The
Kennedys aren't here yet. The
twist is officially in. Dresses have
all kinds of gadgets made for accenting movement. There are not
too many people wearing flowers
that's odd.
The cordiality during intermission is very syrupy. Couples renew
old acquaintances
even though
they may not wkh to. The Kennedys must be waiting to make
a grand entrance. Even President
Dickey isn't here. Chaperons are
also scarce.
9:20 p.m. Intermission is over.
More people are twisting so the
crowd must be warming. The
couple across the way must be
on their first date. They talk
too much about serious and
practical matters.
9:30 p.m. The lights Just came
on inside the throne. Facial expressions while twisting are good.
The tongue goes out, the hands
swing wide, body motion starts,

and

wow.

Here comes a slow dance; time
to take a breather. So far "Sentimental Journey" has been best.
The females are taking advantage of the situation. It's not often
that they get so much attention.
Have Just noted a new craze. One
of the musicians in the band is
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Shirer To Speak
On Government

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University of Kentucky

Vol. LIU, No. 67

By JACKIE FLAM
Kernel Staff Writer

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William L. Shirer, correspondent and author, will speak
at 8:15 p.m. Thursday in Memorial Coliseum for members o
the Central Kentucky Concert and Lecture Series.
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Julia Wardrup, a member of Alpha Delta Pi, and John Batt,
assistant professor of law, reigned as queen and favorite professor
of the Mardi Gras Dance sponsored Saturday night by the
Newman Club.

Young People,
Vote Morton
Sen. Thruston B. Morton, speaking Friday to the Young
Republicans Club, emphasized the importance of young
people voting.
He said if our representative form of government is to
continue, young people will have to take an active part in local
as well as national government. "One of the best ways to do
this is to register and vote," he added.
"I think our basic freedom is the
freedom of choice," the senator
told the group of students. "This
is Dest exempnuea at tne Dauot
box."
He continued by saying that
the burden of making the right
choice lay with the young people of America. "But high school
and college graduates are far
better equipped to judge and
choose between candidates and
issues than the average citizen.
Young people should feel an additional voting responsibility."
Senator Morton commented
briefly on Kentucky's minimum
voting age of 18. "I am pleased at
how successfully it has worked so
far," he said. "I hope we will be
able to lead the nation in getting

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to adopt similar
legislation."
jn a question and answer period
which followed, the senator was
asked what action the Republican
Party could take in order to become stronger.
"First," he replied, "we have to
do a better job of organization.
That has definitely been one of our
weaknesses.
"Then the Republicans have to
get their story across to the public more articulately. This is difficult for either party when it
is out of office."
When asked about the California
gubernatorial race, Senator Morton
said, "I think Mr. Nixon will face
a difficult race, but I do not doubt
that he will make it because of
the tough race which he is able to
execute."

Shirer, author of "The Rise and
Fall of the Third Reich." will
speak on the problems now before
the American people from both
the national and international
point of view.
An able reporter on the state
of the nation and the world,
hirer's lectures have come to
be known as vital front-pag- e
reports of the day's developments.
His experiences as a foreign
correspondent, radio commentator, and author have enabled
him to present insight into the
problems that need to be brought
to public attention.
To those who have listened to
his broadcasts and read his books.
Shirer is regarded as a reporter
who has the facility of being on
the scene when anything important and newsworthy occurs.
Mr. Shirer was born in Chicago,
but moved to Cedar Rapids, Iowa

ln 1913 wnere he attended Co9
College. After graduation, he went
to Europe and remained there for
more than two decades.
He worked with the Parts office of the Chicago Tribune in
1925. In 1927. he was moved from
the Paris office to Chicago as a
reward for his coverage of the
Lindbergh flight. He was then
sent bark to Europe where he
covered the Olympics and various international conferences.
In 1941. he joined the staff of
the Columbia Broadcasting System
in Berlin at the invitation of Edward R. Murrow. "Berlin Diary"
was also published that year.
Shirer has been the recipient of
many honors. He received the
George Foster Peabody Award for
broadcasting, the Wendle Wilkie
One World Award for achievement
in Journalism, and the Legion of
Honor from France.

Indian Graduate Is
Student Of Month
Virenda Barot of India, a
graduate student in
the College of Commerce, has been chosen February Student
of the Month by the Student Union Board.
Dr. Kenneth Harper, assistant
dean of men. said Barot was chosen
for his outstanding work in the
India Night Program, "Friendly
India Evening," held in January.
Barot, called Vic, was director
and star performer of the program. He said, "The success,
what it was, was due to the full
cooperation and help of all the
Indian students and our American friends and families."
While in high school and college,
he participated in thirteen plays
and won several prizes for outstanding performances. He has also
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VIRENDA BAROT

Showcase

Dr. Snow Studies Prehistoric Life Span

of early Indian Knoll people in Ken
tucky by Dr. Charles Snow, professor of anthropology, and Dr. Francis
Juhnson, a former graduate student.
The study, appearing in the American Journal of Physical Anthropology, was made after the two men had made reassessments of more
"shell-heap- "
located on the
than 800 skeletons found ln a
Lanks of the Green River in Ohio County.
The original study, made in 1911, was based upon closures of
and led researchers
the cranial sutures of the lines of skull-bone- s,
to believe the people had died at a young age.
dates from the excavated material have set
The use of carbon-1- 4
the age of the skeletal material at about 5,302 years.
Improvements in the past 20 years have permitted the wear of
teeth and the age characteristics of the pubic face of the hip bones of
the skeletons to be studied. These developments have led to the
of the ages at which the Indian Knoll people were believed
to have died.
The study bhowed that these people were "have nots," and 48
percent of them died before reaching 21.
"These people are similar to other, more primitive,
in terms of
groups and exhibited little overall-similaritage distribution, to more economically and technologically advanced
groups," Dr. Snow reported.
These
people did not have pottery, bow and arrows,
and did not grow coin or tobacco. Tools found in the burial mounds
Indicate they ate very tough foods, such as fish, fresh water mussels,
and deer meat, which made their teeth wear deeper, even to the
pum line.
The research was financed through a UK grant-in-aiA study has been published

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Dr. Charles E. Snow, professor of anthropology,
used 392 adult skulls of the early Indian Knoll
population to determine the average length of
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5,000 years ago. These skulls were chosen from
800 sktletons.
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Research Lab Uses Mechanical Anatomy
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Mechanical anatomy Is being
used at the University's Wenner-Gre- n
Aeronautical Research Laboratory to determine the extent
of body injuries caused by space
buffeting, plane crashes, and automobile accidents.
Various parts of the anatomy are
bring simulated with metal, water,
latex, and other bits of material
which fit the need.
The scientists, under the direction of Dr. Karl Lange, have
found that a metal container
ran be Tilled with water and it

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and from the Instrument readings, researchers ran determine
what would happen to a human
subjected to similar vibrations,"
Dr. I.ange explained.
The research is part of a $94,-0contract that UK has with the
Air Force to study the effects of
space buffeting. The Aerospace
Medical Research Laboratories at
Wright-Patterso- n
Air Force Base
at Dayton, Ohio, recently gave UK
a $44,000 extension to continue the
study.

Architect
Land-GraAct Set Drawings
Up 70 Institutions
Displayed
Creative Legislation

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behaves under vibration In the
same manner as the human
stomach.
Without the aid of corsets or
pressure suits, humans are only
able to withstand vibrations at
certain frequencies up to a point
of about twice the force of gravity
because of abdominal pain. This
limits researchers in determining
the extent of body injury at vibration frequencies past this point.
"A mechanical anatomy ran be
vibrated at any desired frequency

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The n.etal can suspended on the vibration table above has been
designed by I K scientists to react in the same manner as the
human stomach under strenuous vibration. George II. White,
kneeling, takes pressure readings as Wayne Vaught, developer of
the vibration table, operates the shaking apparatus.

Twenty-fiv- e
drawings and mod"One of the truly creative pieces of Congressional legislaof archiold Morrill Act," Dr. Vernon Carstensen els representing all levels
tion is tlie
tectural training at the University
commented Thursday in a Blazer Lecture.
of Illinois are being exhibited unDr. Carstensen, professor of hisestablished for agriculture and til March 2 at the Department of
in the Reynolds
tory and associate dean of the mechanical arts, but early in Architecture
Graduate School, University of the 20th rrntury, these berame Building, South Broadway.
act state universities and developed
Granville Keith, chairman of the
Wisconsin, cited the
at.
as being directly responsible for the courses In humanities and social Department of Architecture
establishment of strengthening of sciences.
the University of Illinois, and two
70 institutions of higher
honor students, Don L. Williams.
neaily
Carstensen stated, "In a sense, Louisville,
president of Associated
learning throughout the United the limited
problems that faced the Student Chapters
of American
States.
colleges In the late Institute of Architecture, and KenUK, the commonwealth's
only nineteenth and early twentieth neth Heumann,
Chicago, are
institution, owes its centuries have become the large traveling with the exhibit.
founding to the act.
problems of all American universities.
institu"'As the
Veterans
tions move into their second
"Whether the achievements and
All veterans and war orphans
century, some things are clear,"
Carstensen. "W h e t h e r the mistakes of the
stated
who have failed to register for
colleges In setting their goals and the spring semester should do
they called themselves state colIn working out their relations with
so immediately in Room 201 of
leges or universities, they berame national institutions long the federal agencies will be used the Administration Building.
as guideposts remains uncertain."
ago in terms of their problems,
clientele, and support. They are
now becoming international by
the same token."
Friendly Service
The speaker stated that these
AND THE MOST COMPLETE, TOO!
institutions opened the way for
l(X)-ye-

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Golan Repeats
Speaking Win

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Amnon Golan, junior in the Patterson School of Diplomacy,
is the winner of the Student Forum's Second annual persuasive4
speaking contest held Feb. 15 in the Lab Theatre of the Fine
The winning speech was en
Arts Building.
titled, "The Reality of a World
Government." Golan Is winner
Tickets On Sale
for the second straight year.
Tickets for the Gold Diggers
Sue Williams, a Junior in home
Ball which will be held Friday
economics, was second place winnight In the Student Union will ner. Her speech, "Let's Get to the
be on sale every day this week
Bottom," dealt with the election of
from 10 a.m. until 12 noon and school board members in Ken1 to 4 p.m. In the SUB.
from
tucky.
Third place winner was Cynthia
Allen, a sophomore from Borden,
Ind. Her speech was entitled, "Passive or Active," and centered
around the Berlin crisis.
Golan stated: "There is an
urgent need for world governFOR RENT
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FOR RENT Furnished apartment for
proves that 'a world government
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government, hrtw can we expect
120 or so nations to do it?"
"The United States should get
Post Versalog slide rule. rid of its
LOST One
prejudices and get in
HEWARD. Call Betty Teasley at
lF3t pace with the changing world,"
v,..ns,,,n 60.
Goland continued.
Members of the Student Forum
FOR SALE
will challenge the winning speech
by Golan in an informal debate
17 Inch Admiral TV. conFOR SALK
verter and antenna. All lor $55. David before members of the forum in
2(iFlt
Shank. 833 Meadow Lane.
March.
FOR SALE 8 mm. Kodak Movie cam
Judges for the contest were
era and Ansco projector. New. unused.
Mr. Lawrence Tarpey, assistant
Coopeis- Oood bargain. See at
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of marketing;
Dr.
professor
town.
Michael Adelstein, assistant proFOR SALE 1933 Hillman. 4 door sedan,
fessor of
and Ray Smith,
run good, must fell, 275. Phone Wade assistant English,
professor of English,
lF4t
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speech, and dramatic crts.
The Student Forum is sponsorFOR SALE 1939 English Ford Consul
convertible. Baby blue. Very good con- ed by Dr. J. W. Patterson, assistlUF4t
dition. $700. Phone
ant professor of speech, and Is
comprised of intramural speakers.
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SteeringtheCommittee
Stars in

Night Steering
Committee will hold a mass
meeting of 40 representatives
of women's organizations at 6:30
p.m. tonight in Room 128 of the
Student Union.

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obtaining federal funds to support research and instruction. He
felt that such funds will not diminish in the future.
The Morrill 'Act .gave Kentucky
a second chance to establish a
stat,e university and these efforts
proved successful. Carstensen explained tha conflicts and problems of the land-- "
grant schools during the first 25
years following the passage of the
act, and told of progress in adopting curriculum, obtaining trained
scientists for research, and establishing experiment stations.
Most of the colleges had been

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AWS Senate, Room 128,
p.m.
Faculty Committee on Committees, Room 204, 6 p.m.
Student Union Personnel Committee, Room 20G, 5 p'm.
Little Kentucky Derby Committee, Room 205, 5 p.m.
SUB Topics Committee, Room
6
20G,
p.m.
Student Union Intercollegiate
Duplicate Bridge Tournament,
Social Room, 5:30 p.m.
Stars in the Night Committee,
Room 128, 6:30 p.m.
Patterson
Literary
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Room 204,
p.m.
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Mr. Lewis, of Stylorama Beauty Salon, seta Mrs. Sanders' hair for
a demonstration of the latest trend in coiffure, "dancing hair."
Mrs. E. P. Vann, left, and Mrs. William Hickman, members of the
Pharmacy Wives organization look on.

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Activities

Meetings

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Alpha (iamm.i Delta
I5a'(prioligy Swirl y
Alpha Ciamma Delia si.rori'y will
Tlie Bacteriology Society will
meet at 7 p.m. today in Room 124 rnttrtain Phi Delta Theta fraterof the Funk.liou.srr Building.
nity ttith n di.s.-.er- t
tonight at the
Dr. Michael MacNamaia, of the chapU r house.
Joe Mills will provide the music.
medical center, will speak on ,
"Epidemiology mid Virology."
Elections
Judo Club
The Judo Club will hold its regDelta Zrta
ular practice at 7 p.m. today in
Wanda Combs was recently elec.
Bucll Armory.
ted president of Delta Zeta sororNew members and all persons ity. Other officers include: Max-in- e
Interested In becoming members
Cates, first vice president; Pat
are Invited to attend.
Rouse, second vice president;

Coed Graduates

Hunt Jobs

K.ithy Cannon, reeoidin:: set re-'- '
tary; I'at h;:.n rs, treasurer..
Naiicy Breitenstein, co' rt - ponding sei n tary; Janice Duel), Ins-- .,
toiian; DeAnna Thompson. rec
ommi ndatioiis chairman; M.uth.i
and
.social,.) chairman;
Bogart,
Susan Price, house president.

Engagements
Mariana LoStliiavo, a sophomore Arts and Sciences student
from Lexington, to Bill M. Youir,
a sophomore medical student from
Lexington.

Architecture Influences
HONOLULU (AP)

Architec-

ture is playing a leading role ir.
By The Associated Press
against cupid or even motherhood Japan's social passage "from feu
NEW YORK This spring some
an
they don't see taking chances on dalism to industralizatlon,"
145,000 college girl graduates will a management level. One official, American architect believes.
descend upon the natior ' em- - pointing out that the average col- Antonin Raymond, who first
ployers in search of jobs.
lege girl stays only threeears, re- - went to
Japan in 1919 to assist thv
What will be their reception
marks:
"She regards her Job as an in- - late Frank Lloyd. Wright in deopened arms or closed doors?
A recent survey of 30 college teresting interim between school signing Tokyo's Imperial
Hotel,
placement officials and 50 cor- - and raising a family. If we knew told a conference of architects in
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'Ratting' Gives Way
To More Natural Look
By ANNE SWARTZ
The bouffant hair style of this
year is giving way to a more natural look this season. This new
trend was discussed and demonstrated last week to a. group of
Pharmacy Wives by hair stylists
from Stylorama Beauty Salon.
This past season the trend in
feminine hair-do- s
has been toward
the bouffant or bee-hiarrangement, which, by the
process of back -- combing, or
"ratting," a pouffed, full effect
was achieved.
"Ratting" has certainly had its
place in this year's coiffures. Almost anywhere you care to look,
you could have seen a sophisticated
looking young coed with a head

of hair like unto an Aberidgine.
Much effort goes into such a
hair-d- o.
Small sections of hair are
taken one at a time and an indescribable process of tangling follows. After the whole head of hair
is literally standing on end, one
layer of hahi is neatly raked over
the tangled mess to form a very
neat and sophisticated effect.
However, for the coming spring
season, such extreme ratting is out.
The trend is toward a more natural look, called fashionably,
hair. This look is
"dancing"
achieved with Just a minimum
amount of "ratting" to give body to
the hair style, and a natural upward sweep at the ends. This is a
trend away from the sophisticated
look to a more
look.

Sunbathing Takes Hold
When Spring Sets In
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By TITA WHITE

Heliotherapy
(sunbathing)
once again becomes UK'scnost
popular outdoor sport now that
students have planned their
class schedules according to the
sun schedule.
Library loitering and grill gath-

ering will be replaced by lower
division sun soaking begun in
spring with upper division requirements resumed in Florida and
completed in summer.
Credit hoars ran be gained
on
or collectively
privately
rooftops or nearby lakes.
is a
only requirement
sunny location and scanty garb.
No clever chatter or social poise
needed.
Telescopes and binoculars will
again be utilized to bring into
focus dormitory and sorority house
roofs where girls adorned in bath

ing suits, bikinis, and unmentionables gather to soa'k in the rays.
An early spring invasion of the
infirmary is expected (due to
warm weather forecasts) for sunburn lotions and sunstroke.
The infirmary, haven of refuge,
will hence be known as Sun Sufferer's Shelter instead of the immortal Flu Palace, its name for
the winter months.
Another repercussion of faithful "lying out" is the rise in the
popularity of short skirts as tans
enhance the fair coeds' charms
and attract interested males'
attentions. So:
"May the sun shine bright on
our fair Kentucky campus,
"This spring time, the students
are gay.
And our books sit idly at our
sides and on our desks,
As we lie in the sunshine all the
day. . . .

poration personnel executives by
the Wall Street Journal indicates
the young women will have more
Jobs to choose from this year but
the positions won't necessarily be
those dreamed of on campus.
This is the way it looks:
Best Bets
New Jobs opening In industry,
particularly for girls training in
mathematics and sciences.
Acceptance increasing above the
clerical level in finance, particu- .
larly insurance and banking.
Old standbys still strong: teach- secretarial
ing, nursing, retailing,
and library work.
'Rougher Going
Business management Jobs prac- tically inaccessible, not only be- cause
of downright
prejudice
against women as bosses, but be- -.
cause of a justified fear the girls
won't stay long enough to make
management training pay off.
Glamor fields advertising, television publishing, foundation work
have few openings for the liberal
arts graduate without a specialty,
except maybe, as secretary (if she
is proficient at typing and shorthand) to an executive.
Pay Possibilities
Only women with .scientific and
technical training like ly to get salaries on a par with men.
One estimate puts women's salary lag behind men's pay tor
a
equivalent positions at
month.
out that Labor
The survey, points
Department studies indicate
around 80 percent of girl graduates
want full-tim- e
work. More than a
third marry not long after getting
a diploma but a majority of these
will work anyway.
While most companies aren't

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a man was going to be with us
only three years, we wouldn't hire
him."
A Nw York department store
says retailing is one of the best
bets for a girl looking for a Job.
And a university placement direc- tor says more-girlare going into
retailing every year. ,
Yet one retailing executive who
recently cut the proportion of
women employees in his store says:
"We'll lose $4,000 by putting a girl
through a training program only
to find that she insists on getting
married and having a baby."
Most college placement officials
as?ree perhaps the biggest demand
for women is in engineering, math- ematics and the physical sciences,
Says a placement officer at tne
University of Michigan:
"Women have just as good a
chance as men in any science field
and can earn comparable salaries. "

Honolulu:
"Structures in Japan are huge
today. The architects who design
these buildings seem to be carried
away by a vision of permanence,
solidity, power and enormity' of
scale as an end in itself.
."They have opened the d(Mr for
a number of social changes in Japan and have helped bring the
country into the industrial age."

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Letter From Customer
VARINA, N. C. (AP) Charlie
of a supermaiKet
here, can testify that a man's conscience can be a burdensome thine.
He received a letter recently,
with a $1 bill enclosed.
The letter read
"Mr. Poe, I wefit in your store
last Saturday to get out of the cold
weather. While I was in your store
I ate some stuff and didn't pay for
it. I ate some oranges, orangermes.
peanuts, pecans and one ruter- begger.
"Now my belly and my consci- ence hurts me.
"This one dollar will take care
of my conscience,
"But my belly still hurts."
The letter was signed: "A friend."

Pie, operator

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PAUL DESMOND with Strings
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Keep Off!

It has been noticed recently, while
strolling our fair campus, thatthere
have? been some additions to the landscape in the form of "Keep Off The
Grass" signs.
It is generally known that our
campus is infested with "cow paths"
where refugees from the
sidewalks will take short cuts
across our prize! Kentucky Blue
Crass.
As a possible remedy to this situation, some enterprising soul somewhere in the depths of the University came upon the idea of erecting
the "Keep Oil The Grass" signs.
These signs consist of a small
sign with the appropriate lettering
bolted to something that resembles
a fence post and buried deep in the
ground.
Burying these signs deep sterns
necessary for their permanence and
as a deterrent to the inevitable sigD
stealers. Also, it makes them e&sie.
to trip over in the dark.
Alas, it seems though, all this hard
work and planning has gone for
naught.
When these signs were erected, it
was noted that they were placed in
the MIDDLE of the cow paths, thus
possibly as an obstruction to the
potential users of these roadways.
After a few days of existence, it
was noted again that the same cow
paths were still being used, jn addition to new paths AROUND the signs.
It used to be a practice to spread
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cow paths. But the students would
skirt the trodden
and walk parallel to the
paths, thus creating new trails.
So it seems the
signs
will be doomed. to campus ridicule
and then obscurity.
One solution may be to build
or lay minefields along these
familiar paths, or get the campus policed patrol them regularly and issue
tickets to violators.
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it seems the signs will
not dfl much to persuade the students to keep their clodhoppers off
the clods.
And those signs sure are hard to
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that a day of reckoning will be coming next summer when we can't hide
our surpluses beneath heavy garments.
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Kernels
Psychiatrists tell us that it is terrible to be an orphan, bad to be an
only child, taxing to be the eldest
child, crushing to be in the middle,

and damaging to be the youngest.
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about religion today is that seldom
are the simplest things said or rationally elaborated on when said. In writing for this column, this is what I
will attempt to do.
We say thtft religion is a personal
thing. Let us, then, elaborate this
rationally.
As a first consequence, your father's religion is not yours. That which
you profess but don't follow up in
your behavior or worship is not yours.

What you've been taught to believe
but have not arrived at by persona'
decision is not yours.
These are all second-hanexpressions of religion, artificial substitutes
for personal religion.
What you yourself believe and
act upon is your religion.
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"Trespassers will be forgiven." Catholic Digest.

The Readers' Forum:

Comments On P.E. Decision, Mascot's Death
Questions The Faculty

To The Editor:
True to form, the Faculty has
done it again. They have successfully
"passed the buck," acted, but yet done
nothing. I say this with reference to
their late resolution concerning physical education as a requirement here
at UK.
Prior to that resolution, P. E. was
a requirement for all students (except
certain veterans) medically acceptable
to such. Now, after action on the part
of the Faculty, it is still a requirement. Granted, it is not required by
the same agency of the University,
but it's still a requirement.
Now Faculty, I have a question
for you. You, as a group, are defined
to be representative of the 10 colleges here at UK. "Representatives"
is an elusive word, so let me ask you
this. Just what are you representing?
Are you representing a token,
labeled Faculty, or are you representing your respective colleges? No
doubt, your answer is, "our colleges,
of course." Well, I'm not so sure that
you are.
Just what is "your college?" What
you feel in answer to that, judging
from your action as representatives,
differs from mine. Let me tell you

then how I define "your college."
Take it one word at a time. "Your"
denotes your position here at the
University, not your possession of a
particular division of it, namely a college. The second word, "college,"
stands for a division of this same institution, a division set up solely for
the benefit of the student therein.
With that definition in mind, let
me ask you another question. When
you sat and considered the blanket
requirement of P. E. here, were you
considering the benefit of the students
in your respective colleges? I think
not. Oh, but you say "we were!" Then
consider this.
The opinions presented by Dean
White, Arts and Sciences, and Dr.
Seaton, Department of Physical Education, are that P. E. is enough benefit to the students that it should be
retained as a requirement.
It is indeed a rarity at UK when
the