Published ovory Thursday thruout tho College year by tho student body
of tho University of Kentucky, for tho benefit of tho students,
alumni and faculty of the institution.
THE KENTUCKY KERNEL is tho official newspaper of the
all the college news
It is issued with a view of furnishing to its subscribers
concerning the
of Kentucky, together with a digest of items of interest
of other States and Canada.
second-clas- s
mail matter.
Entered at Lexington Postofflce as

Charles Planck
Miss Eliza Spurrier
Miss Eliza Piggott
Lee McClaln
Frederick Jackson
Robt. J. Ralblo
Donald Dinning
Miss Mildred Graham
Miss Austin Lilly
Miss Virginia Helm Milner
Miss Louise will
Cecil Heavrin
N. D. Witt
Adele Slade

of the University will be met.
The possibilities of good to be derived from such
building as the proposed memorial structure are unlimited. Various clubs and campus organizations could thus
be given homes. Students could be given better opportun
ity to associate wtih each other. The University would be
better advertised by reason of provision for certain attrac
tions and conventions that meet in Lexington. This paper
sincerely hopes that there will be no slip between contem
plation and erection of the memorial now under consider
Sixteen blue stars have turned to gold on the Uni
versity's service flag. Sixteen of the best men who ever
matriculated in the University have passed to our Valhalla. To show its pride, revere the honor and perpetuate the
memory of those sixteen heroes, the University of Ken
tucky can do nothing more fitting than cause the memorial
building to be erected.

from Bhoro to shore,
Visiting many ancient places where
my youth lived once before.
Sometimes I llko to linger. Other
times my ship snlls by.
I'll bet no king, or pauper over traveled
such as I;
And bo each evening with tho Bolting
of the sun I drift away,
Whllo tho moonbeams always guide
me, I speed to yesterday.

Just at this instant tho victim


members he has a first hour class, and
Is quito Bure ho is going to hear Judge
Lafforty say:
You will please
take tho first case."

Ma"alnfl Edtor
Assistant Editor
Associate Editor
Squirrel Food
Featuro Editor
Military Editor
SPrt,ng Edltor
Horae Economics
Patterson Hall



The strains of music now are ceasing. My castles fade. T'was but a
dream, I must confess. Yes I am a
lover, of the great God
E. F.

Jgglp FOOD

Club NotCS

Marsh, Margaret

Smith, Roberta


and Margaret

Edwin T. Tapscott
J. P. Barnes and Carl Denker

Business Manager
Assistant Business Managers

forApproximately fifty students of this University1917-18
professors in the winter of
sook classes, books and
in Good Samaritan Base Hospital Unit No.
to enlist
40, popularly known as the "Barrow Unit." One morning
last spring, in a nasty drizzle of rain, friend's of the unit,
including almost every student in the University gathered
"God-spee- d
at the Southern railway station to wish them
spent in training at
and safe return." A few weeks were
Camp Taylor. The unit was then ordered overseas.
The return of the members of this unit has been heralded thruout Central Kentucky. Many students of the
University are personal friends of one or more members
of the unit. Several of the young men who served with the
Base Hospital in England will probably return to the University next September. Welcome home! In behalf of the
student body, the Kernel welcomes the entire unit back to
Kentucky. To former and future students of the University it extends warm and particular welcome. Further,
it offers congratulations to each member for the important
and unselfish part that he played in the war.

The University of Kentucky will honor the memory of
those sons who gallantly sacrificed themselves on the altar
of humanity in defense of their country. This was the
unanimous sentiment expressed by the Board of Trustees
in its last monthly meeting. Acting upon the report of an
unofficial committee composed of four men active in University affairs, the Executive Committee declared itself
in favor of the erection on the grounds of a commodious
Memorial building. In various ways during the European
war, sixteen fearless sons of old Kentucky met death.
They died heroes.
In the opinion of the Kernel no memorial more fitting
and, at the same time, more useful could be erected than
that proposed and favored by the committee. Would those
sixteen men who, in their prime, unselfishly offered and
freely gave themselves to America and her ideals, feel
greater honor, if it be possible that the dead yet share in
the experiences of the living, to know that their memory
had been perpetuated by a granite block or by a useful
building such as that under consideration ? If warm blood
were to course once again thru noble bodies, if vision
should come once again to their sightless eyes ; if flush of
youth could return to their wasted cheeks, would they
favor useful or useless memorial?
Plans for the memorial are but in the making. A tentative outline of the uses to which the building would be
put was published in last Thursday's Kernel. It was seen
clearly that if it materializes, and it is a cherished hope of
the Kernel that it will, the most urgent and pressing needs

'The Kernel's Koachman observes read today that a revolution is start
"A worm won't turn if you step on it ing in Egypt.
Elizabeth Well I did not think there
right." Now will a lemon squirt, if

you don't squeeze it?"
"Now class, remember, there is nothing new under the sun."
"But Professor, surely you haven't
seen the latest thing in ladies' skirts."
I suppose this is what you call equal

could be a revolution anywhere else,
but we're glad to hear of this one,

Flattery Is a sort of moral peroxide
it turns many a woman's head. For
the sake of humanity always tell the


rights. "No Freshman, Sophomores,
girls or boys, will be allowed to attend
If a man named Beer were arrested,
the Junior Prom. Ata' boy lets' start
where would be the proper place to put
this thing here on the campus and
teach them that they are all alike."
Answer in the "jug," of course
Joy Thot.

Generally a man tells the truth when
The Barrow Unit is coming home. he calls his sweetheart a dream, be
Alright fellows, we will have to hunt a cause when they marry he always
new "setting up" place, with these wakes up and finds that it isn't true
heroes returning.
Degeneration ol the human race, due
"Yes, woman is the ruination of to prohibition has already set in. The
Tappa Kegga Beer fraternity has
"You shouldn't talk of women like changed its meteing place to the Y
Remember when a man is sick, M. C A. instead of
woman is always found at his bed side, They are now signing all of their
legal documents with pink tea. Oh
"Yes, going thru his pockets."
these fellows are regular lounge lizcertainly some thought- ards of the horny type.
There were
If some of these pampered parlor
ful fellows at the dance last Friday
night. Fellows who believe In getting pets gave as much time to their classes
as they do to their "darling dolly dimat the bottom of things.
I noticed that when they were ples," they would not be writing home
for extra allowances, or wondering
standing near the punch bowl."
where their "war bonus" is.
Now that the "No Beer No Work,"
Military Terms Adapted to the
propaganda is being spread thruout
tho country, a number of the high flyCamouflage: Leaving Patt Hall with
ers on the campus are laying their
continued "flunking" to the fact that a tooth pick in your mouth.
Zero Hour: When your report goes
they are members of this society.
Their platform is:
Over the Top: Passing the exams.
"No beer, no work;
Digging in: Campused by the Honor
No work, no pay;
No pay, no food;
Guard Mount: That Sunday night
No existence
Let's all get mad and
K. P.: Working in the "Kaf."
Starve to death.
Gas AtKtack: Attending a lecture.
Bunkle: Freshmen recitation.
Dampening Retort.
Reconnaisance tour: Looking over
First Student The idea, my napkin
tho fence in front of Patt Hall.
is damp.
Second Student Perhaps that is because there is so much due on your When the cloak of night is falling;
when my pipe is all aglow.
When my banjo's plunking, plunking,
O my thoughts just wander so.
America should be careful that she
does not come out in the last place In my little ship of memories, I sail on
in tho League of Nations.
silvered beams,
With music to propel me, all I do is
dream and dream.
Current Event night at Phlloiophlan.
Frances M. Madam President, I My Bhip can swiftly travel; so I drift

Colonel Raymond Robins, head of
the American Red Cross Commission
in Russia, will speak in Lexington
Tuesday night, April 15. The Opera-hous- e
has been engaged so that as
many as possible of tho citizens of Lexington may have an opportunity tt
hear him.
He has won distinction as a social
economist, and has added to his reputation by his gift for leadership, his
power of oratory and his advocacy of
progressive measures. He is thoroly
acquainted with conditions in Russia,
and has the power to present those
conditions as few men have.
Colonel Robins spoke at the University about two years ago under the
auspices of the University Y. M. C. A.
His addresses on this occasion give
students cause to remember him and
desire to hear him again.

The first of a series of programs on
Current Events was held at the Philosophian Literary Society Wednesday
night, March 26, at Patterson Hall
with Misses Julia Burbank, Lucy
Fannie Heller and Lucy Dean,
leading in the discussion. Among the
subjects were "The Japanese-AmericaControversy," "The Monroe Doctrine as discussed at .the Peace Conference," "The Condition of the Industrial Girl in Russia."
It is the aim of the program committee to devote one program each month
to the discussion of outstanding articles appearing in the leading magazines. This is to help to eliminate the
deplorable lack of information of the
students, caused by the lack of time
for reading carefully the newspapers
and magazines.
Four or Ave speakers are chosen
each month to give especially prepared
discussions, after which the meeting
is thrown open to general contributions, in which every member is urged
and expected to participate.
Cra-craf- t,


Wit only two weeks to select the
cast and do the foundation work, before the coming of tho director, Mr.
Sax, work on "Under Cover," is being
pushed by Stage Manager Creech. Two
rehearsals are held daily in the Journalism rooms, as one rehearsal will
not give the largo number of aspirants
Tho cast in all proba fair
ability, will bo announced this week.
try-ou- t.