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Books and the library Income important things
to the student as he feels final tests creeping up

on him. However, there are a few who prefer
lounging on the steps and blowing smoke at Presi

Students Crowd
In to' King L ibra ry
Happy days have returned to tin Margaret I. King Library;
final examination week has come at last.

The smell is of many books maybut also it is the smell of
smoke and little fires in the large
stone vases at the end of the steps,
In these lovely vases, cigarettes
are halfway put out, and many
paper cups smolder.
be,

Trying to find something in the
Reference Room at 8 p.m. is practically an impossible endeavor. To
find a seat, it is necessary to invade the library by 6:30 p.m. Although it is very busy, it still retains the air cf efficiency in a
tired sort of way.
The Rescarve Reading Room
and the Periodical Room are also
filled not only with people bu '
with heat lots and lots of heat.
Often you .see students removing
sweaters and rolling up shir
sle?ves to try to be comfortable
th:s does not work, many try the
front porch which is quite cool this
time of year.
The next step in library study
procedure is to dash over to the
Social Sciences Euikling. There is
a nice little path leading from the
entrance cf the library to the
stoop of the Social Science Building .
Right inside the door there are
all kinds of goodies for the nice
college students. One can choose
from several kinds of soft
drinks, coffee with any combination you like, soup, and candy.
Of course the purpose of having
things in the building is to
brief escape from the hot
library to get something to keep
awake. Maybe it Is the books that
send you into sleep, but more than
likely, it is the heat.
Returning to the lobby of the library, you find a group sitting
on the steps having a perfectly
marvelous time, smelting cigarettes,
gulping soft drinks or coffee, and
telling the most wonderful Jokes.

By the chaotic glint in his eyes,
you realize he is doing
research work for a term paper.
Will the friend make some headway in the Reference Room at this
late date? This depends on his
strength and mental stability
Ascending the stairs once more,
you run across a very touching
sight. It is always rather sad to
see a freshman looking up ma- terial for a term paper in the
card catalogue. His face seems to
ask, "Wonder why they don't have
student guides for this library during final week?"
Whee, the library is fun during
final examinations!

dent Frank McVey, or just sit tin' and waitin' for
"judgement day," Saturday, Jaji. 20.

University of Kentucky

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Examinations do not seem to bother them, not yet anyway.
Dashing across the lobby and
bounding up the steps you recognize someone.

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By ZAC1I JUSTICE, Kernel Sfaff Writer

Not that the library has not
been happy and busy all year,
more than usual it seems, but
now it is overflowing.
As you walk into the lobby of the
library, you immediately notice the
hum of many voices and a strange
smell, peculiar only to the library.

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LIU, No. 58

LEXINGTON,

KV., THURSDAY,

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18, V.W2

Eight Pages

Steering Group Picked
For Stars In The Night
Eight women students have
l)een selected from 73 annli- .
cants to serve on the sttermS
for the annual Stars
committee
in the Night Program. The selections were made by a
committee.
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4 Profs May Appear
Oii ABC Television
Representatives of the A liter-a- cial projects for the Association
for Higher Education.
Broadcasting
Company
No definite selection of a proni(t Wlth four University pro fessor has been made. The repfessors yesterday to discuss resentatives of the network will
select as many or as few as they
their possible appearances on will need. Two professors from
Berea
the ABC network television viewed. College were also inter
"Meet the Professor."
program,
not broadcast
The program,
locally, returned to the air Jan.
Interviewed were Dr. Amry
7. It features a professor from a
director of the Patteril

P'Jsed of one freshman, Ann Arm- !lro"B lwo S0"lu"10IC!- - virguua
Wesche and Glynda Stephens;
three juniors, Jerry Su Sanders,
Jane Withers, and Pat Cody; and
one senior, Carley Revell.

The Stars in the Night Program is held each spring to honor campus women for their
scholarship and service to the
University. Last year, 29 organizations presented awards.
In the past, the program has
been planned by the Women's Administrative Council, a committee
comprised of the vice presidents
from each housing unit. This
council no longer exists, since the
Association of Women Students
too over women's government last
fall.
The proposal for selection of
steering committee members came
from the AWS House of Representatives, and women interested

Police Windshield Broken

Student Flips Bottle;
5 Are Placed In Jail

son School of Diplomacy and In- different college or university each
for
professors
ternational Commerce, Aubrey week. The are shown in selected
the series
their classBrown, head of the Department of
rooms, laboratories, and offices.
Agricultural Economics, Dr. Her-the- Their work in
teaching, research,
bert Sorenson, distinguished
By STEPHEN PALMER
and public service is emphasized.
fessor of Educational Psychology,
Kernel Staff Writer
The idea for the program was
and Dr. Joseph Schwendeman,
A UK student flipped a hot-ti- e
head of the Department of Geog- - conceived by the Association for
out of a car window Tues- Higher Education's Committee on
raphy.
..
The television show is
Mee ng in the Marguerite Mc- - 'Teaching.
day n.ght and sent it crashing
t a realistic pic.
des
Laughlin Room of the Enoch Gre ture of
State
today's university professor, into the windshield ot
hnn Journalism Bnilriinir. the nro
fessors talked with Mr. Harry
The University recommended Troopers cruiser
Michael R. Elliott, Wingo, adRadsky, the program's producer, Vandenbosch, Schwendeman,
Mr. Ira Martin, staff writer, and Brown, and Sorenson for the pro-M- r. mitted throwing the bottle as he
was fined $24 yesterday in Clark
Hardy Berry, director of spe- - gram.
County Court.
Three companions, all UK students, were fined a total of $120
and costs and the charges against
a fifth student were filed away.
The five UK students appeared
Ken Lippencott, Bill Kaufman, John Hoehle, before the Student Congress JuFuneral services were held yesterday for
and Larry Denton carried the casket, a foot locker diciary Commjttee yesterday afterBalthasar Cossa II, beloved English bulldog
noon, but no decision on the case
draped with the fraternity flag.
will be made public.
mascot of the Kappa Sigma fraternity.
Grave side services were conducted by Bill
Each of the men involved will
13
Before tbe services, a cortege of
Cos, assistant social chairman of Kappa Sigappear before Dean of Men L. L.
cars, led by the flower-fille- d
hearse, wound
Martin today 10 receive the de
dema; John Fitzwater, the social chairman
(lowly through the main campus, past the
clsion by the Judiciary Committee.
livered the eulogy.
Women's Residence Halls, and down Rose
Howard Oeisler, 20, of Louisville,
Street past Sorority Row before returning to
After the services, the Kappa Sigmas each was fined $100 and costs for reckthe chapter house .for the services.
less drrrtnff. Oersler and his four
placed one shovel full of dirt In Coma's gravo.
For the funeral, all members wore their fraThe burial plot, marked by a simple head stone, companions were returning to UK
blazers, and black ribbons under their fraternity
from Winchester where they had
is located beside the fraternity house and surternity pins.
been drinking. George Riggs and
rounded by three small evergreen trees.
Dawson Watters, both of Louisville,
Flowers, presented by the members of Sigma
The mascot's favorite plaything, a coat hanger, were fined $10 each for being
Alpha Epsilon, Delta Tau Delta, Phi Delta Theta,
and his favorite refreshment, a bottle of gin, were drunk.
end Kappa Alpha fraternities, surrounded the
buried with him.
'The fifth student. William Davis,
(rave site, beside the fraternity house.

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Kappa Sigs Hold Funeral Services
For Cossa, Fraternity Mascot

in serving on the committee wera
lo me applications,
Two of tne steering committee
members will be elected to fill the
offices of secretary and treasurer.
and the remaining six will head
the subcommittees for the program, awards, publicity, arrangements, programs, invitations, and
decorations. The steering committee will decide upon a means for
selection of subcommittee members.
Gypsy Barker, steering committee chairman, said yesterday, "We hope to set a policy to
be followed in years to come."
Miss Barker said that no definite
date has been set for the program;
the steering committee will decide
next semester.
The first meeting of the steering committee is tentatively scheduled for 3 p.m. Thursday. Feb. 8, in
the Student Union Building,
ing.

request

of Lexington, pleaded innocent and
his charges were filed away.
The students were about three
miles east of Winchester when
Elliott threw the bottle from the
car. State Trooper Gene Morgan
and Sheriff Dorsey Curtis were
making a routine patrol of U.S.
60 when the bottle came smashing into the windshield.
Morgan said the bottle struck
and shattered the right side of the
windshield.
The five students, were pursued
by the cruiser and were eventually
caught as they tried to hide behind
a farm house. They were arrested
and Jailed in the Clark County Jail.
None of the students would comment on the incident.

UK Suifleiit Takes
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UK student was rushed to the
Good Samaritan Hospital Tue$day
afternoon for an overdose of sleeping pills.
Harold Jetter, 21. was removed
from the Lambda Chi Alpha fraternity house by city police afc !
about 2:10 p.m.
From there Jetter was trans
ferred to the UK Infirmary lor
observation.
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rbliy ends Thursday, Jan. 2..

This Is tlie finrl examination schedule for the
semester. Lxams lein S.iiurday; all times

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Conference Planned
To Discuss German Problem
Two-Da- y

conference on
Germany will be held in the
Student Union Ntiilding Feb.
Dr. Amry Yaiulenbosch,
director of the Patterson School
of Diplomacy and International
Commerce, announced jester-day- .
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The conference will begin with a
luncheon in the Ballroom. Dr.
Gerhart Seger of the German Information Center, New York, will
address the luncheon.
Dr. Gerhard F. Probst, professor in the Department of Modern
Foreign Languages, Transylvania
College, and Dr. Norman H. Binder, professor in the Department
of Modern Foreign Languages Department here, will deliver the
main speeches at the first section.
They will speak on the "Cultural Aspects of German Life
in the West and East."
Dr. Vandenbosch said the second section would deal with the
economic problems of Germany.
Dr. Max J. Wasserman and Dr.
Charles W. Hultman, both of the
Patterson School of Diplomacy
and International Commerce, will
discuss the topic "Germany and
European Integration."
Dr. Dallas Milton Shuffett. College of Agriculture, will also speak.
"German Unity, The Chronic
Problem of European Politics" will
be the subject of the third section.

Production Is Increased
COLOGNE, Germany (A1) West
European countries increased their
production of manufactured goods
on the average of almost 85 percent between 1950 and 19C0. the
German Industry Institute reported-

West Germany had the greatest
Increase. 163 percent. Italy was
second, 136, then Austria, 97.7, and
France. 889.

JUMBO SAYS:
For Fast
Carry Out
Dial 31125

Dr. Enno E. Kraehe, Department
of History, and Dr. T. G. Duffy,
Department of History at Transylvania, will be the speakers for
this section.
The Minister of West Germany, the Hon. Georg von Li 11 -ienfeld, will give the address at
a dinner planned to close the
Friday meeting.
"Whatever the German minister
will have to say on German unification and the state of West
Berlin will be of great diplomatic
Dr. Vandenbosch
significance,"
said.
Two morning sections are planned for Saturday.
Dr. Laszlo Zsoldos, Patterson
School of Diplomacy, and Dr.
Shuffet, will tell of the "Postwar
German Economic Developments."
The "Background of the Berlin
Situation" will be explained by
Miss Chloe GifTord, Department of
Community Services, and Dr. Carl
Misch, Centre College.
Dr. Harry Franklin, Georgetown
University, will be the speaker at
the closing luncheon. His topic will
be "Observations on the Current
Situation in Germany and Berlin."
"The purpose of the conference
is to provide more information
and understanding of the Berlin
crisis," Dr. Vandenbosch said.
"We are expecting about 500
people to attend," he added. The
conference Is open to the pub

Miss Etrache, vice president of
the Senate, said the committee met
sessions to
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seething

Arab world

The Arab nations are hotbeds of
hatred. They hate Israel. The U. S.
And even each other. In this week's
Post, you'll read a frightening report on the Middle East. You'll learn
whyAmericahasbecome theArab's
scapegoat. And what we can do to
keep this poison from spreading.
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"In view of the present tension
between Russia and the West, the
conference should be an important
and timely one," Dr. Vandenbosch
concluded.

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Dr. Oifford Blytan, professor of
speech, assisted the group with,
structural revision.
If the constitution is accepted
by a majority of trie women students. It will be submitted to the
Committee on Committees for final
was the lnclu- - approval,
A major change
sion of the purpose, responsibilities.
The AWS Is composed of all
and membership of the Women's regularly enrolled women students.
Advisory Council, a committee The aim of the organization is to
which deals with disciplinary regulate aJl matters pertaining to
the welfare of women students
problems of women students.
Originally the duties of the which are not under the Jurisdic
council were not listed.
tion of the University Faculty.
A committee composed of Senate
nnd House members was appointed
Need A Hide?
to study the suggestions and make
Students needing rides to or
from home during the semester
necessary revisions.
break are requested to fill out an
Members of the group were
information card for the Student I'nion Travel Hoard. The
Naney Hart, Ann Armstrong,
board is located next to the
Donna Wilcox, Carol Wasson.
cheik room in the Mudent I'nOypsy ISarker, Irma Strarlie, and
ion Iiuiiihn?.
ML.s Iit Patterson, adviser to
the association.
The constitution was originally
submitted for vote Oct. 19. Suggestions from women's housing
units resulted In nearly three
months of revising and

colleges
have been invited to send interested students and professors.

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has been submitted to the residence units for approval or restudy the propased revisions.
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"Don Estes," A?
BUT SHARP
has a beautiful
student (non-fra- t)
all weather coat, designed and
crafted by "Cortenel't-e- f Spain,-- It
Is made of wheat colored heavjr
pophn twill, trimmed with dark
brown leather button. The but)-to- n
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holes, pockets and collar ar'p
piped with matching brown leather and so are the coat facings. The
sleeves and inner yoke are lined
with heavy duty rayon and the
lower part of the lining Is of wool
plaid design. As I said, this coat
is imported from Spain, and is
very, very handsome!
STREAMLINED Is the right de
scription for a suit owned by
menon-fr"Lloyd Bryant."
chanical engineering student. It is
of jet black worsted material
(shape retaining), Ivy cut and has
the matching vest. The trousers
are pleatless
(of course) and
sharply tapered. "Lloyd" is a tall
fellow and can wear clothes well.
He always makes a neat, well
groomed appearance.
SPORT COMPANIONS
I mentioned these last Issue, but they
are worth telling about again
are perfectly
sport companions
matched sport shirts and sox of
Ban-Lo- n.
The shirt Is knitted
short sleeved and pullover. I think
you will go for these sets in a big
way. Will list the colors they come
in white, pale blue, sea foam
green, dark olive, black, light tan,
cocoa brown. These are petfect to
take with you on your Florida
Speaking (or writing) about the
sunshine state, I will be leaving for
Florida tonight, but by the time
you read this I will be back. I
move fast!
"BILL COLLINS"
Whispered in
my ear that "W. T." of A.O.R. is
pinned. "W. T." pinned? Will miracles never cease? All spoofing
and kidding aside, "W. T." is a
right guy and has a refreshing
sense of humor. Am pleased to
have him as a friend I
To "Leonard Ruth" of
NOTES
Transylvania and "Jimmy Todd"
U. of K.
where are you?
at
IN THE SPRING A young man's
fancy turns to love (or most anything). If you are planning on a
spring wedding, I will be glud to
assist you with tips on the correct
attire for various type weddings.
NOW
I have to pack and ankle
off to Palm Beach,
So long-- for now,

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Males Tell Of Tour

Iy KITTY Ill'NDI.KY
Wlien Phil Taliferro and Larry
Kaikes, senior law students at the
the
Universjty, decided to
Mghts and find excitement, they
MKklenly found themselves bounc
ing all over Europe last s.unimer.
lne trip resulted in many
experiences.
They left on the Dutch student
thip Zuiderkruisi from New York
City. The situation was greatly In
their favor with the ration 600
women to 300 men.
Rotterdam was the first stop.
Then off to Amsterdam, described
by Larry as a city of one million
people and 500,000 bicycles. Here,
a Dutch family arranged for them
to buy a 1953 Opal.
A terrifying drive down the main
street of Amsterdam convinced the
two American law students that
Dutchmen are the worst drivers
In the world. It was soon brought
to their attention, however, that
they were the idiots. It seems that
in Amsterdam it is the custom to
stop for any vehicle coming from
the right. In turn, people coming
from the left will stop for you.
This economy on stoplights can
be very upsetting to Americans.
The barristers found lodging
problems in Alsace, and again in
Baden-Baden,
Germany. At the
suggestion of an American Army
officer, Phil and Larry registered
at the French Military Hotel. As
"lieutenants," they were promptly
shown to very good quarters at a
dollar a night.
Phil and Larry finally started
to Paris. But consequently, during
all their escapades, the little Opal
went through as much as the boys
did. A gapping hole in the radiator made it necessary to stop
hourly for refills. Later the little
car discovered it either had to run
on three spark plugs or be abandoned.
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two lost Americans too quickly
.became acute. Even a Morane loom
and poking springs vould have
been appealing when the two six- foot-ta- ll
boys were. forced to sleep
in their
foreign car..
'Upon our arrival in Tisa, Italy:
we had exactly COO lire ($1.50). We
used 00 cents for supper and spent
another relaxing night in our little
home on wheels. Phil hit upon the
brinht idea that one of us should
go to the top of some leaning
tower there in Pisa. This suggestion was carried out in full by my
earnest companion to the tune of
50 more cents, leaving us with exactly 50 cents, 70 miles from Flortank
ence, and less than
of gas." This is the way Larry
described their eventful arrival in
Italy.
Phil and Larry arrived in Berlin
to view the world crisis on August
13. Three hours before their ar-- 1
rival, the Brandenburg Oate was
closed between East and West
Berlin.
"Stijl, we couldn't possibly have
left without first checking the East
sector," said Phil. "We found one
entrance still open for certain
intourists
people, American
cluded."
The two were checked and warned while in East Berlin not to take
pictures of tanks. But a group of
Russian tanks was too tempting
and triggered Phil into taking
motion pictures of the large weapons. Unfortunately, Russian officers spied them and with machine
guns leveled at the car called them
to a halt. Phil slipped the movie
camera under the car seat and
camera to
held up a snap-shthe Russians. Satisfied, the officers
finally released them without taking the camera, but with fair
warning not to take anymore

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The Dutch Lum h w,ll meet at
12 p.m. today in Ho.nn 2ii of the
"'l,"t- u""" Umldinu
Ar liaeoIoKu ul Society
The Kentucky
Archaeological
Society will meet at 7:30 p.m. tomorrow at the1 Anthropology Museum.
Dr. J. R. Schwendeman, head of
the geography department, will
speak on "The Geography of Kentucky."
"Steak And Heans"' Dinner
Kappa Alpha Theta sorority recently held its annual "Steak and
Beans" dinner at the chapter
house.
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key Washington jobs are held by
members of a "strange organization" a leftist group that wields
great power. In this week's Post,
Senator Goldwater lashes out at
extremists. And tells how
their ideas play "right into the
hands of the Kremlin."
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Robert Agee. H.uiy Bell. Mil hai
Brooks, .yhn ColV'"i im r..r-ne- tt
Jr., Deno Curris, John Duarte,
Charles Earns.
Hugh Hall, Charles Hobbs.
Geo: ge Karsner, Denis Lowry. William Moore, Robert Morris. Warren
Pope, David Robinson, A Id en
Etander Jr., James Wheeler, and
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Once there were three roommates ami their names were Walter
Pi llueiil, C.iMinir I ini:, ami I.el!oy I lnlocaurt and they were all
taking I jilih lit. and they were all happy, friendly, outgoing
types ami they all smoked Marlboro Cigarettes as you would
expect from such a t;n various trio, for Marlboro is the very essence of sociability, the very spirit of amity, and very soul of
concord, with its tobacco so mild and flavorful, its pack so
kinn-si.- e
ami flip-toits filter so pure and white, ami you will
find when you smoke Marl!oro that the world is filled with the
sonn of birds ami no man's hand is raised against you.
Kach iiiiiht alter dinner Walter and Casimir and Ixdloy went
to their room and studied Kiip;li.h lit. For three hours they sat
in sombre silence and pored oyer their hooks and then, squinty
and spent, they toppled onto their pallets and sobbed themselves to sleep.
This joyless situation obtained all through the first semester.
Then one nijiht they were all simultaneously struck by a marvelous idea. "We are all studying the same tiling," they cried.
''Why, then, should each of us study for three hours? Why not
each study for om hour'.' It is true we will only learn
d
as much that way, but it does not matter because there are
three of us and next June before the exams, wo can net together
ami pool our knowledge!"
Oh, what rapture then fell on Walter and Casimir and Ltlioy I

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is about to begin.
For one solid week, most of the 8000 or
so UK students will settle down to

Well, the marathon

studying.
The drugstores around campus will
have a run in sales on
pills
and the coffee machines will show unusual profits.
Sometimes it is hard to catch up on
a semester's work during finals' week,
but we usually manage to do it and survive to celebrate the end of the semester. Of course there's a little less to
celebrate this year since two dcys of
vacation were chopped off rather unceremoniously. Two more days . . .
that's 48 hours of sleep in Kentucky or
48 hours of sun and fun in Florida.
Trudy Webb models an outfit today
that is equally wearable in Florida or
Kentucky. This sports ensemble is fashe

TRUDY WEBB
Kappa Delta Sorority
Trudy is president of her sorority,
of the YWCA, and a member of
Mortar Board. She was treasurer of the
1961 Little Kentucky Derby. As a biology
and history major, she has a scholastic
standing of 3.98.

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new

The blue Jamacia-lengtshorts are
styled with front pockets and accented
with a red leather tie belt.
Trudy's sleeveless wesket zips up the
tee shirt fashioned
front. A
with
length sleeves and a
collarless neckline completes the coordinated look.
Matching blue denium slacks also arc
available in this sportswear group. The
slim tapered pants which Trudy carriss
also have a red leather tie belt.
separates which
Trudy models are the perfect antidote
to those sloppy creations which the typical
sometimes becomes aJ.iicted
to and wears during her leisure ti ne.
You know what
mean . . . I've got
this old sweat shirt .. . but never mind,
it shouldn't even be mentioned in a
fashion column.
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They flu nil their beanies into the air and danced a gavotte and
lit thirty or I'm'y Marlboros and Ian out to pursue the pleasure
which had so long, so bitterly, been missing from their lives.
Alas, they found instead a series of grisly misfortunes.
WalUT, alas, went se;irel'il!g for love ;;;ul v,.is vn going steady
la lireadstulT, a handsome lass, but,
villi a ci.id ii. lined
alas, hopelessly ; ! ;'. J to bow ling. Kach night she bow led
live hundred lines.
:,.e nights a thousand.
Poor Walter's
tl limit was a shambles and his purse was empty, but Invichi
just kept on howling and in the end, alas, 'he left Walter for a
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t t r, which was a terrible thiin; to ,!o to Walter,
especially
in this e.i-was automatic.
because the
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cour-e- ,
Walti r, of
was far too (list ra i;
to study his Knglisli
lit, but he took some coin fort from the fact that his roommates
were studying and they would help him before the exams. I'.ut
Waller, alas, was wrong.-- ' His roominate, CasiiiTir and
lloy,
were nature lovers and they Used their free time to go for lung
tramps in the woods and one night, alas, they were treed by
ir
two bears,
by a brown bear and I.ol'oy by a kodiak,
and they were kept in the trees until spring set in and tlm
for the tourist season.
bears went to YelloWsb
So when the three roommates met before exams to pool their
knowledge, they found they had none to pool! Well sir, they had
a good long laugh about that :fnd then rushed to the kitchen
and stuck their heads in the oven. It was, however, an electriu
oven and the ( fleets were, on the whole, beneficial. The wax in
their ears
mi lb d and tin y acquired a healthy tan and
today I lay are inairit A to a lovely young heiress named ( !ang
lia '' an am live in the Canal Zone, wh re there arc many nice)
Loati to V.af it.
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ttinolu r, oo, which miJs ttt the (jvm ral inci ririwnt. Marlhortt
I'u I. ami you run buy than in
in iil)iiuitoits, uh well a f Ihii-oall 50 btuUn an wi ll us the Canal one.

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* A Petrifying Thought

.. Comes the thaw, the University
may have the greatest opportunity in
jts history to develop internationally-know- n
debaters and speakers.
UK has walked away with honor
after honor in various debates this
semester; next semester, when the
weather is fairer, there are even
disgreater possibilities for "open-air- "
cussion by both UK students and or
faculty members.
A Kentucky mining company has
given a petrified stump to the University. The- stump has been appropriately placed in the center of the
campus near the busiest thoroughfare behind Miller Hall.
What greater opportunity do the
barristers and debate team members
have for exercising their speaking talents? The possibilities are unlimited.
The Fhi Beta Kappas could advise us

on how to "Keep Up, Stay Happy."
Topics for discussion and debate are
unlimited. UK's muddy campus, physical plant construction, undesirable
classes and professors, and the dangers
of dining with Kappa Sigma fraternity
are only a few.

most effective propaganda, says Secretary of State Rusk,
is its behavior. This statement from
his testimony before a Senate committee ought to be taken by Con-- '
gress as a first principle for all information programs.
Judged only by weekly hours of
e
broadcasting, the United
States would surely be losing the
propaganda battle. Voice of America
broadcasts 663 hours weekly in 36
languages, putting it in fourth place
behind Radio Moscow, with 1,045
hours, Radio Cairo with 766 and.
Radio Peking with 704.
The Voice of America is, however,
improving its statistical position. It is
again broadcasting in Portuguese to
Brazil, a nation of 70 millions to which
broadcasts were halted in 1953. The
Voice also is adding new broadcasting hours in other languages, and with
a sympathetic Administration behind
it, is slowly shortening the gap between itself and Radio Moscow.
short-wav-

direct

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Fortunately,
broadcasting statistics do not tell the
whole story. The Voice places about
3,000 hours a week in Latin America
on Latin American stations, through
recordings and tapes. This is a most
short-wav-

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Of course, the age of the "soap
box" would be ended, making.way for
"stumping" for your favorite project.
Student Congress election campaigns
could be strengthened with between-claspolitical speeches.
The Kernel editorial page could
utilize the Christian Science Monitor
more fully, having abolished the
Readers' Forum and the University
Soapbox columns.
The coming of spring and the big
thaw hold