xt71vh5ccr3p https://exploreuk.uky.edu/dips/xt71vh5ccr3p/data/mets.xml University of Kentucky Fayette County, Kentucky The Kentucky Kernel 19400126 newspapers sn89058402 English Contact the Special Collections Research Center for information regarding rights and use of this collection. The Kentucky Kernel The Kentucky Kernel, January 26, 1940 text The Kentucky Kernel, January 26, 1940 1940 2013 true xt71vh5ccr3p section xt71vh5ccr3p Fhe .Kentucky Kernel The World Whirls On UNIVERSITY By JIM YYOOLDEIDGE treaty Today, the commercial between the United States and Japan, which has been in force lor a quarter of a century, expired. No effort was made to renew it. President Roosevelt made an announcement to this effect last summer. But to the Japanese, the treaty is the subject of intense national interest. The Japs know that in 1936 they obtained 587c of their imports from the United States, that since World War II started they have gotten practically all of their imported goods from us. They know that we could stop their invasion of China instantly by simply placing an embargo on our war materials. Embarca I'p For Debate Such an embargo is at present embodied in a bill presented to Congress by Senator Key Pittman. The bill should appear on the floor for debate very soon. Congress will have the alternative of placing this embargo on our exports or of making another trade treaty. Right now, however. It doesn't look like we are going to make another treaty. The Gallup public opinion poll of the American shows that 82 people are against such a treaty. What the people want is an em-- " bargo. Grew Told Them V OLUME XXX CALENDAR LISTS HOPS, FORMALS FOR Conference To Open On Campus Schedule Is Released Tuesday By Student Committee Social calendar for University dances during the coming semester, just revealed by Susan Jackson, chairman of the student government social committee, lists hops, formals, and tea dances. Only cne fraternity, Sigma Alpha Epsil-ois scheduled for a formal. Jack Herndon, member of the SAE dance committee, said yesterday that his fraternity was "trying to get" Jimmie James and his orchestra for its dance, but that final arrangements had not yet been made. The state department wants the Three sororities reported that the embargo, too. The inner circle dip- "Blue and White" would furnish lomatic figures say that there is no music for their the use making a treaty with the Japs. others had made no definite plans. governThey say the Nipponese The complete calendar: ment cannot be trusted. They reUnion Wednesday, February 7 member only too well the action dance. of Japanese after they had signed Saturday, February 10 Interfra- the Nine Power treaty. Emperor ternity ball. lt Hirohito of Japan agreed "to reSaturday, February 17 spect the sovereignity, the indee. pendence, and the territorial and Saturday, February 17 (evening) administrative integrity of China." Scabbard and Blade Military ball. Alpha But look what he is uoing now! Saturday, February 24 e. The department isn't trying to hide Gam feelings. It sent Ambassador its Saturday, February 24 (evening) Joseph Clark Grew to Japan beUnion dance. knew that Grew had the cause it Saturday, March 2 Kappa Kappa courage to tell the Nippons Just Gamma formaL Grew did! where they stood. And Saturday, March 9 AE formal His torse's mouth" speech is one Saturday, March 16 Tau Beta Pi addresses formal. of the most threatening department. ever sanctioned by the Saturday, March 23 Delta Zeta e. Secretary Hull adds that it would be difficult to make a treaty which Saturday, March 23 (evening) Japwould be satisfactory to the Union dance. anese. The Japs, he says, would Saturday, March 30 Junior prom. want us to recognize their conquest Saturday April 6 Union dance. of certain parts of China. But who Saturday, April 13 Kappa Delta are we to be giving up China? formal. Saturday, April 27 Union dance. After all. Hull says, the Chinese should have something to say about Friday, May 3 SuKy May day It. Hull remembers that in the dance. peace conference following World Saturday, May 4 Zeta Tau Alpha e. War I, Woodrow Wilson agreed to Friday, May 10 Pershing rifles let the Japs have the Chinese port of Shantung in order to get dance. Saturday, May 18 Union dance. the Japs In his League of Nations. Wednesday, June 5 Senior ball. It was from this same city of Shantung that Japan started her cam Hull paign in China. Secretary doesn't want to make the same n, tea-danc- Tri-De- tea-danc- mistake. Meanwhile, the Japs are doing everything in their power to persuade us not to enforce our proposed embargo. They have thrown out their old cabinet under Abe and have formed a liberal group headed by Admiral Yonal. They have agreed to give us full use of the Yangtse river. One hundred employees of their foreign office went on strike because their chiefs refused to adopt a concilatory policy toward American interests in Asia. They realize that their war with China rests in the balance. LAST MINUTE FLASHES COLUMBUS, Ohio John L. Lew is, chairman of the CIO, stated in an address to the United Mine Worker's convention that the Dem ocratae party had broken faith with organized labor and predicted that President Roosevelt would encounter "ignominious defeat" if he sought a third term. Some observers believe that Lewis is making it clear that his organization will not support a new deal candidate in the forthcoming Democratic nom- -. inating convention, but will favor the nomination of Senator Burton K. Wheeler of Montana, The state How FRANKFORT of Representatives passed and sent to the Senate a bill raising the present maximum old age pension payment from I 15 to $30 per month.-Thmeasure was passed by a unanimous vote. HELSINKI A Russian attempt to rescue two trapped Red army divisions northeast of Lake Ladoga was repulsed with heavy losses to the Soviets, a Finnish dispatch WILDCAT ISSUE DUE FEBRUARY 6 Registration Number Praised By Pearce By JIM CALDWELL The editor of the Wildcat, who claims the threat of exams has made him feel as low as an Ingrown carpet tack, slid under the door of The Kernel office last night and gently whispered in his train announcer's voice that the next issue of the campus humor publication would make its appearance on registration day. February 6. strangely enough, he pointed out, the edition will be entitled th "Registration Issue." Pearce noted that this number "will not be as riotously hilarious as previous editions, but it will contain features that are of special interest to local collegians, and which are significant of the most recent campus trends." Besides the traditional scandal column, jokes and limericks, the magazine will carry an article cm the humorous aspects of WPA findings and details of an "Ugliest Man Contest." Also featured will be an article entitled "Bankroll Brotherhood," being a survey of the social fraternities. also wishes it noted Pearce that he is sending up a signal rocket asking for volunteers to work on his staff. "There are a number of vacancies for advertising workstates. The dispatch adds that ers," he said, "and room for an several Russian air raids on the additional number of humor writ coast of Finland were uhsuccessfuL ers. If you think you're funny," he blurted, "come over to the Wildcat's lair and give vent to a little We're keeping Pen-ic- k chained, so there's nothing to hurt you." By BOB AMMON'S His interview completed, the Pearcian body and brain dashed through the ventilator slits on the QUESTION "Does cramming for exams do wall, whisked around the corner any good?" and disappeared under the door into the damp darkness of his den. Jean Williams, A & S freshman According to our private ledger, "It does if you start cramming Pearce will make his next appearance on Groundhog day. in September." Crit Lowry, A & S senior "Sometimes you learn more for an exam than for all the rest of the course What They Think put together." Advisers Will Meet To Plan Conference Alice Smith, Ag sophomore "It might help you pass the exam, but The advisory committee of the you forget it the day after. study group of the Southern As John Cassidy, Engineering fresh sociation of Colleges Secondary man "You remember it long Schools will meet at and 9 o'clock, Sat enough to pass that's what counts." urday morning, in the library of Mary Anne Blevins, Ag sophomore the Education building. The com "I believe in cramming but I be- mittee will study the possibility of lieve in getting some sleep too." a conference on the University Berlyn Brown, Ag senior "I've campus this summer. The purpose always found it helps because you of the conference would be to ex can get a picture of the entire tend the influence of th exneri- picvc uBicau vi ui menial program in secondary edu wuic in disconnected assignments." cation. J Bfcsi' Uix The complete schedule CI i Ci .QONE.9 '. Jill SI X 1 POOKE 7T CjENi)MS' TOCHZifil.E 1 v y 1 Toms All-Stud- P. Drive For Charity Try To Pass $500 Goal ent Raising their goal $150 over last. year, the second annual drive for Community Chest funds under the of ODK, men's senior honorary and Mortar Board, women's senior honorary, will open Jury Fails To Indict Stamper And Mother Davies Jury Votes True Bill rs' Kernel Survey Reveals Student Approval Of Dance 'Sets' And Compulsory ROTC By JIM CALDWELL 59.3 percent said yes; 40.7 percent, Tliat Kentucky students would no. support sets of formal dances, that 2) Do you approve the subsidizathey think undergraduate newspa- tion of college football players? pers should comment upon affairs 75 percent approved; 25 percent of the world outside as well as upon disapproved. mere campus activities, and that 3) Do you favor compulsory RO they endorse compulsory military TC? training and subsidization of col51 percent said yes; 49 percent, no. lege football players, is indicated by 4) Do you think the collegiate a survey recently conducted by The press should confine its editorial Kernel among UK students. opinions solely to campus matters, or should it discuss national and 1. Adoption of formal dance "sets"? international affairs as well? No 40.7. Yes59.3; 62.7 percent believed it should 2. Subsidization of footballers? discuss outside affairs; 37.7 percent No Yes thought it should stay on the cam3. Compulsory ROTC? pus. Yes No that the closest It is 4. affairs in collegiate conflict of opinion was that of the press? question of compulsory military Yes 62.7; No 37.3. training, the variation being only 2 percent. Interesting to note o the The poll, which Is modeled after fact that a larger ratio of the wothose used by the Gallup Institute, men interviewed approved of encomprises a of beliefs forced' ROTC than did the men. rather than the usual "lump sum" The percentage of affirmative anof thought, and so may be regarded swers was considerably larger among as a rather accurate account of freshmen and sophomores than student opinion. According to the among the upperclassmen. system, 150 undergraduates are inMost of those who favored the terviewed, with their distribution formal set system expressed a belief being proportional to that it would enable the student according college, sex, and classification. body to bring the nation's leading The queries, with the statistical "name" bands to the University for findings, are: dances. Chief criticism of the pro1) Do you favor the adoption of posed plan was that sets "take up sets of formal dances, as are now too much time and too much held at several of the nation's money." Those who advocated subsidiza Non-camp- 25. 49. cross-secti- Final program for s: Editors Throughout The State nt tion of college football players felt that the scholarships and payments help deserving students through school who otherwise would not be able to attend. Several said they did not sanction the principle of subsidization, but since "the rest of the schools do it, we might as well too." The dissenters claimed that the practice introduces "an aspect of professionalism into college athletics." Champions of compulsory ROTC expressed the belief that the "current need for increased armaments justifies the enforced training of college underclassmen." The bulk of the opposing vote maintained that requiring one to have a course in military tactics before he may be granted a diploma is and tends to breed a militaristic point of view." The opinion that the collegiate press should discuss national and international events as well as purely local activities apparently was based on the belief that the practice stimulated members of the student body to take notice of current events. The general view was that college papers should "mix editorials on campus affairs with comments on outside events, but with the emphasis on the local matters." Dissenters claimed, "for the most part, that "college Journalists don't know enough about international affairs to be authorities on them, and so should ignore them entirely." Y Presidents Name Club Committeemen Sophomore and Freshman Y club committees for next semester have recently been selected, as announced today by the presidents Joe Logan Massie, and Henry Hammock, respectively. The Sophomore committees follow: program, John Long, Vernon Garrison, Dorothy Vaughn. Sarah Armbruster and Mead. Ferris; social service, Jessie Francis, Dorothy Paul and Haskell Ross; membership, Lida Belle Howe, Jean Ewers, Karl Micheler and Ed Short; worship, Mary Olive Davis; social, Doris Reichenbach and Billy Crouch. Freshman Y committees are membership, Katy Lee Snyder, chairman, Owen Cox, Miriam Man gum and Jean Williams; program, Glen-n- a social, Elizabeth Jag-ger- s, y; Chapman, chairman, and Ed Hank; worship, Martha Adams, chairman, Wilfred Kelley and Joseph Hendricks; publicity, Bob Ammons. Request From Manila Comes To Horlacher Proof that the influence of the College of Agriculture reaches to iar corners oi me giooe came last week with a letter from the to Prof. L. J. Horlacher, requesting a text book. Julian Lou wrote Professor Horlacher from Manila asking for a copy of "Sheep" a text by Professor Horlacher, assistant dean of the agriculture college and Dr. Carsie Hammonds, head of the department of agricultural education. Lou wrote, "It Is difficult for me to learn the whole course without the help of a good textbook such as ine one mentioned. But as I am a lad who belongs to a poor! lamuy. it is out of my dream to have the valuable textbook by purchasing. So in order to have my dream realized. I am requesting, your generosity to send me a freej copy, because you are the only man in this world who can actually give me some help." Phil-lipin- ar com- j KNITZER TO PLAYSUNDAY Delta Sigma Chi, men's professional journalism fraternity lart week published volume 1, number 1 of the Kentucky News Service. Designed to offer weekly papers In Kentucky a resume of the week's news, the KNS is expected to take much the same place among the smaller papers in the state that the Associated Press, United Press and other syndicates have on daily publications. Letters mailed to the editors of approximately 170 papers asking them how they would receive such a service brought better than a two to one favorable response, several editors even offering to subscribe "sight unseen." The first Issue was mailed to every weekly paper in Kentucky, giving them an opportunity to Judge its merits for themselves. Those who feel that they can make use of such a weekly news review will be placed on a regular mailing list. Written by members of the fraternity and edited by Ben Williams, the news service is being printed by the University stenographic bureau until a mimeograph machine can be obtained. Ballard, chairman, Frances Eileen Shutte, and Glen mid-ye- mencement exercises, to be held at 3 p m Monday, February S in Memorial hall, has been released an a lacks only the certified list of candidates who will receive degrees to be complete. Following the invocation by the Rev. Hayes Farish, pastor of Woodland Christian church, Lexington, Dr. Alfred H. Upham. president of Miami university, Oxford. Ohio. wiU address the graduating class. President Frank L. McVey will confrr the degree and administer the pledge to the class after which "Alma Mater" will be sung by the glee clubs and audience. Doc. or Farish will give the benediction. gum ,t "The Lord's Prayer." by Hansen will be sung by Mrs. W. H. Hansen "He belongs with Virovai with the organ prelude and pest luce and Menuhin." be'ng played by Mrs. Lela Culhs. "Fear of embarrassing those who are not on the final list of graduates" was the reason given by Registrar Leo M. Chamberlain for not releasing to The Kernel a list of students who have made application for degrees. Doctor Chamberlain said, a it has always been his policy to withhold such lists, he feared publication in the University paper wouM embarrass him. the student3 who did not graduate, and the UniverJoseph Knitzer, young American sity. He added such a story woulj violinist, will be the featured artist violate the agreement he now has on the Sunday afternoon musicale with the downtown newspapers. at 4 p.m, January 28. in Memorial hall, with Miss Mary Strickler as sisting at the p:ano. According to Prof. R. D. Mclntyre, chairman of the committee in charge of the Sunday musicales. Mr. Knitzer is one of the most outstanding artists ever to be presented at the University. At fourteen, he made his debut with, the New York Symphony under Walter Damrosch, 17 the youngest soloist who had ever played with the orchestra. In 1934 ho won the Naumberg award and Thlrly - two juniors, advanced the following year the prize of the military students, picked as men National Federation of Music clubs "having the qualities requisite to as well as the Schubert Memorial an officer and a gentleman" have award. been elected as pledges to ScabThat year, he was engaged as solo- bard and Blade, honorary military ist with the Philadelphia Orchestra fraternity. and had the double distinction of Those pledged are Chester C. being the only violinist outside of Brown. Lexington; W. G. Bryson. Fritz Kreisler to appear under Leo- Ashland; Paul Cavise. Glen Cove. pold Stokowski's direction that sea- L. L; Gilbert Cheniae. Fulton: son, and the youngest soloist ever Robert Cloud. Louisville: W. S. to appear in a New York concert Coblin, Frankfort; Carl Combs. Hawith the Philadelphia Orchestra zard; Jack Cook, Salem: Dave conducted by Mr. Stokowski. Coon, Winchester; John Courtney. Since that time Mr. Knitzer has Lexington; Howard Curtis. Mays-vill- e; great orbeen soloist with several Robert Drake. Cynthiana; chestras including the Detroit and Mel French, Melrose Park. El.; New York Philharmonic. He made Robert Gaines. Hopkinsvule: Ray his debut with the New York Or- Graviss, Louisville; B. B. chestra last season under the baton Maysville; Emory Horn. of John Barbirolli. After his per- Lexington; Sam Johnson. Lexingformance the World Telegram wrote ton. that "he belongs with Virovai and W. C. Kittinger. Owensboro; Menuhin." James Lewers. Louisville: John LyMr. Knitzer has chosen the fol- ons. Flemingsburg: Jack Marshall. lowing program for his Lexington Louisville; Roy Mullis, De'.mar, Cal.: recital. Walter Reid. Leavenworth, Ind : i s, Royce Reiss, Louisville: W. L. Chacoiuit Vital! Lexington; C. E. Robinson. U Wteniftwskl Concerto in D Minor Lexington; Oscar Sellars. Paducah; Allegro moderato Romanic: AnH. E. Sellars. Versailles: W. . dante non troppo Finale: Alia Stephenson, Lexington; J. W. We'ob. singara III Louisville; Rollins Wood, Bloom-fiel. Aw Maria and Tom Jackson, Lebanon. Ouitarre atoaxaowakl Maid with the Flaxen The The Scabbard and Blade's annual Hair Ritual Fire Dance DeFaUa Military Ball will be held on February 17, and will feature the IN CONFERENCE music of Deke Moffit and his orJames H. Pearson, regional agent chestra. Moffit is now playing at th? in agricultural education from the office of education in Washington, is Netherland Plaza hotel in Cincinvisiting the University and has been nati. Previous to his present enconferring with President McVey, gagement, he played at the Beverl Dean W. S. Taylor, Dr. R H. Woods, Hills Country club in Covington, and last week performed on the and Dr. Carsie Hammonds. same program .with Kay Kyser's band. i Continued on Page Four) - Saturday, February 3, seventh and eighth hour classes. May Receive Service Of Honorary ay 75; 61; Withheld News Bulletin Begun By Delta Sigma Chi JOSEPH Against Harold Tracey February 13 and continue through February 15. In Jewelry Theft C. P. Johnson, commerce senior, WedThe Davies county grand jury adJones, government economist. was elected student chairman returning indictsessions nesday at a combined meeting of journed without A feature of the women's freshmeeting Friday, Mortar Board and ODK. The drive ments against Allan Stamper, will be the annual this year will be conducted entirely man arts and sciences student, or February 2 of the Kentucky N. B. Stamper. Sarah Federation, representing by students. Last year Dean Beau- his mother, Mrs. The pair was held to face grand Mrs. H. L. G. Blanding and Dr. Henry 12,000 farm women. of the Jury action on charges of houseCrafton, Henderson, president of mont were breaking in connection with the drive. the group, will be In charge. The goal this year was set at $5,000 robbery last June 4 of Grant's Speakers will include Mrs. T. M. jewelry store in Owensboro, it was Johnson, former president, who will $500. Chairman Johnson stated report on the meeting in England that students will be asked to con- learned yesterday. still at large after Harold Tracey, of the Associated Country Women tribute this year to the drive. Last of several weeks, was inof the World, and Dr. Allen Stock-dal- e, year only the campus organiza- a search on a burglary charge in N. Y. The meeting will be tions were asked to donate to the dicted connection with the Grant theft. followed by the annual homemakers drive. ODK will solicit funds from all luncheon. Monday, January 29, en SEAY WILL ATTEND all-dmeeting of the homemakers' fraternities and men's organizations, while Mortar Board will seek board will be held in Lexington. Professor Maurice F. Seay, direcOther nationally known authori- funds from sororities. tor of the University school and A feather sale will be held durties to speak at the convention include Dr. Sleeter Bull and Dr. A. S. ing the drive and all students that head of the Bureau of School SerColby of the University of Illinois; contribute will be given a feather vice, will attend the joint meeting of the board of directors and the Minnesota Instead of a tag. Dr. W. E. Petersen, drive has planning board of the Kentucky dairyman; Dr. J. G. Hardenburgh, After the three-da- y New Jersey dairyman; Dr. W. E. been concluded, the money will be Education association, Friday, JanDunham, Ohio bee expert; C. J. presented to the Community Chest uary 26, at Frankfort. Mr. Seay is Fawcett, Boston, and P. O. Wilson of Lexington and Fayette county the University representative on planning board. (Continued on Page Four) by Chairman Johnson. Home-make- fol-ow- Plans Are Completed; List Of Graduates Violinist Knitzer hour classes. Organisations to meet during the week include the Kentucky Horti. cultural Society, the Kentucky Bee keepers' Association, the Kentucky Holstein Cattle club, the Kentucky Federation of Homemakers, the Kentucky Seed Improvement Association, and the Rural Church ture. The 'women's meetings' during the week will have as speakers Dr. Louise Stanley, head of the Bureau of Home Economics of the United States Department of Agriculture; Mrs. Grace Sloan Overton, Washington, nationally known lecturer; Mrs. Ella Gardner, recreational specialist, and Dr. A Drum-mon- d 3. Saturday, January 21. first hour classes. Monday, January 29, second hour classes. Tuesday, January 30, third hour classes. Wednesday, January 3 1 , fourth hour classes. Thursday, February 1, fifth hour classes. Friday, February 2, sixth n, council. Women will hoid sessions on homemaking problems throughout the four days. On the first and last days there will be general meetings for farmers, with Wednes day and Thursday given over to group sessions. These special sessions will include dairying, poultry raising, livestock raising, beekeeping, agricultural conservation, the rural community and church, livestock diseases, farm engineering, crops and soils, marketing, and horticul- colleges except law will begin at 8:30 a.m. tomorrow. Registrar Leo Chamberlain announced and will continue Thursday and Saturday classes taking their tests in the afternoon. Morning exams will be given from 8:30 until 11:30 and afternoon examinations from 2 until 5, allowing no student more than three hours to complete a quiz. g. Highlight of the convention will be a "Get Together" banquet at 6:30 p. m. Thursday, February 1 in the Union at which President McVey will speak on "The UniverDoctor McVey sity Community." will also speak at the general session at 10 a. m. Friday, February 2 in the pavilion arena, judging pavilion. Speakers at the first day's general session include O. M. Farrlng-tostate executive director of the Agricultural Adjustment Administration; Mrs. James Spilman, and Dr. H. B. Price, Dr. W. D. Nicholls, R. C. Miller, and D. G. Card of the College of Agriculture. At the general session the first day. Dean Thomas P. Cooper, agriculture college head, and W. C. Lassetter, editor of "The Progres. sive Farmer," will recognize six Kentucky Master Farmers. Exercises Set For February 5 Final examinations in all Classes whigh meet on Monday, Wednesday-- and Friday will take examinations in the morning, with Tuesday, :1 31 Mid -- Year Exam Schedule until Saturday, Ftbruary Taking Part In Convention Opening for a four-da- y session on the campus Tuesday, January 30 will be the 28th annual Farm and Home convention featuring nationally known speakers and authorities in agriculture and homemak-in- NEW SERIES NO 26, 1940 National Authorities Will Be Featured At Four-Da- y Farm, Home Convention SEMESTER KERNEL Y OF KENTUCKY LEXINGTON, KENTUCKY, FRIDAY, JANUARY Z246 FRIDAY ISSUE SEMI-WEEKL- es DIPRE ON AIR history, participated in the radio program "Town Hall Meeting of the Air" Monday night at Columbus. The question discussed was "Should the Declaration of War' be Brought about by a Vote of the People, Instead of by Congressional Legislation?" Young Violinist Called Best Ever Presented HONORARY PICKS 32 FOR PLEDGING Military Ball Set For February Hen-dricks- -- Rcb-ard- d; Schubert-Wtlhel- Debuasy-Hartro- Registration Schedule To make sure that all students see and understand the schedule for registration The Kernel is reprinting the list published in Tuesday's paper. New students will be given classification tests and physiMonday, cal examinations February 5. while registration will be Tuesday and Wednesday, February and 7. Students must registrar with their alphabetical groups at the following times: Tuesday morning 8:00 to 8:50 T through Z. 9: CO to 10:30 P through R. 11:C0 to 11:50 M through O. Tuesday afternoor, 1:30 to 2:20 K through L. 2:30 to 3:20 H through J. 3:30 to 4:20 Miscellaneous J through Z. Wednesday morning 8:00 to 8:50 E through G. 9 00 to 9:50 C through D. 10:00 to 10:50 A through B. 11:00 to 11:50 Miscellaneous A through Z. Wednesday afternoon 1:30 to 4:30 Miscellaneous A through Z. Kampus Kernels UNION NOTES Todar All members of Freshman ciuo. 11:50 a. m. Kentuckian pictures. Federation of homemakers. 12:3:) p. m., ballroom. Saturday University extension department conference, 8:30 a. m. 8 p. m., 204 Taesday Home economics faculty tea, 3.30-5:p. m, music room. Wednesday Extension division of agriculture. 7:30-1- 0 p. m.. ballroom. Alpha Sigma Phi. 7:15 p. m., 204. 30 Thursday Agriculture college banquet, p. m.. ballroom. OTHER NOTES 5.30-10:- 30 Friday Dutch Lunch club, noon. Maxwell Street Presbyterian church. Speaker, Rev. Warren HalL Monday International Affairs club. 7:30 p m., Lafferty hall. Speaker. Dr. Huntley Dupre, "Britab War Aims." * ucoi vvpy nvaiiauic Page Twi THE KENTUCKY KERNEL fH3 families and 5,36 homeless or transient human beings were given aid and courage hv central Kenturkians acting through lie Community Chest group. Even so, officials and indeed a Kini oui. there is much room demand for improvement. They note that the coumv jxipulation has risen 48 per cent in the last lit vears. while the amount given has decreased 22 per cent. Their solution to this not-slaudable ci ic situation is that more subscrib- reports. TIIE KENTUCKY KERNEL OtTIfTIAl. OP THK 6TTTDFNTB OP THE NEWSPAPER rvivrnsiTY op kkvtttcky PITBITSHTO EXCEPT T.Mrr ! at th Pot Ofrts mnttr tt 1879. it wrOTid ' MEMBER Kntny Iritrcollfrisi txlnirwm Board Pr Assoelittan of Commerce Smkf, Inc. National Advortising 420 Madison Ave. MtTOII .' LO AAALM V. FaaalICC SAM erBSCRTPTION RATES 8cm5tr One $2.00 One ..oris T. IcT.FHART Patricia Hamilton Ter Editor-in-Chie- f Managing Editor Seres Editor Business Manager CroRcr. Lamason John H. Morgan Sport? Editor Circulation Manager Cartoons JOE CREASON . WYNNE McKINNEY JIMMY HALE JACK TREADWAY VIRGINIA HAYDEN CHARLES A. SMITH MARY LOCISE NAIVE Staff Photographer Society Editor Advertising Manager Secretary-Advis- er Associate Editors BEN WTLLIAM8 LOrrSE CALBERT Al'HA I EE I TONS MABEL LOVENS HN SAMARA B1LI Y HUDSON I - in -i- nn - -- Campuscene V t'.y JIM CM It - m er I. TJf; In Which The Columnist A Inaugurates Rich, Ileautiful Prose Department. We were floundering through the snowdrifts Tuesday ci..- -, tnin afternoon in an apparently fruitless attempt to get to class, Mid(,e WhPel(.r 0f his date wit.i when suddenly a frigid, drooley snowball wanned us up beside vIarv james on one Thursday . Mae Cristian Deadman s the ear. Under the impression that we had wandered erringly night? onto Finnish territory, we involuntarily threw up our hands rock on that certain finger from g.eat caused and cried "Tovaritsch ;" but we soon discovered our pardon- - Harold Bushone niyhta in the deal of dorms. excitement able mistake, and, turning around, saw an irate universityke It's a beauty and. boy. is she proud bearing down on us like the Burlington Zephyr. Jane Bayham of "Shoes of it "Hey, you," the man said, "what in the . . . did you mean with has done a fine jot) by committing that sacrilege against Glenn Miller?" of holding both Phi Delt Bob HanPretty much taken aback, we asked for an explanation, sen and last year's football t.t. and were instantly and somewhat emphatically informed that Sherman Hinkebein. . . . wc knew absolutely nothing- about the fine art of swing music, and across bits that we cannot forget that furthermore, Shaw stinks. and peculiarly enough, we find them We might have passed this off more often in contemporary wrlt- as the mere machinations of a "clas- than in the crank, but approximately a dozen sics." The above exerpt from "Back- others have stopped us since and ground for War" is a typical exbrutally insinuated the same thing. ample. One lone loyal soul told us we were Another passage of present-da- y right, but that only makes two of poetic prose which we never have us against an army, and so we be?n quite able to forget is this bow to public opinion. After this, bit from Pierre Van Paassen's we will refrain unconditionally from "Days of Our Years". It is a desmaking any remarks whatsoever cription of the coming of fall to about popular music or its . pur his home town in Holland: veyors. As far as we're concerned, "It was the hour when the wat- they don't even exist. ers are asleep. A strip of yellow Several people have also wanted gold on the edge of the world we ever to know where in the marked the spot where the sun had got the misfortune to use a lead fallen off. The flowers had lost like that of Tuesday's column. This their courage with the coming of was. we confess, due to pure weakmeadows now lay ness, nothing more. The model was autumn and the green in tne laamg an exerpt from the excellent "Back- a tarnished light of day. .The smell of oak and ground for War." and for some hung In reason, as yet undetermined, hap- of fallen leaves pungent the air. odor of pens to be one of our favorite pas- mingled with the peat. In tufts of whitish sages of prose. This will probably burning wool it clung to the naked branches bore you, but we're printing it anywillow trees." way. It comprises the first para- of the good reaso