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UNIVERSITY OF KENTUCKY

Y.
IN

M. C.

II. OF

No. 5

LEXINGTON, KY., OCT. 24, 1919

VOL. X.

A. DRIVE BEGAN
K.

President McVey Urges All
to Make Liberal
Contributions
$4,000 TO BE RAISED
Y. M. C. A. Campaign
the University to raise $4,000 to
finance the "Y" work until November,
1920, began on the campus Wednesday
morning.
President McVey explained the objects of the "Y" to the student body in
Chapel Tuesday and told of the work
that the Y. M. C. A. has done. He
urged the men to make liberal contributions that the work may be continued during the ensuing year.
Our campaign is being conducted
simultaneously with the Transylvania,
city and state campaigns and is to bo
the only Y. M. C. A. campaign held
for the purpose of raising funds until
November, 1920.
Plans for the campaign were made
at a dinner at the Phoenix Monday,
where Professor W. E. Freeman, of
the Engineering College, expressed
confidence that the University would
raise its quota of 4,000 before Friday

The annual

oC

miss

returns

life-savin- g

BY
from journalism conference. CIRCUS PERFORMANCE

Miss Margaret McLauglilin returned
Monday from n conference of the
American Association of Teachers of
Journalism held last Thursday, Friday
and Saturday at Ann Arbor. Miss
McLaughlin had the distinction of being the only woman delegate representing a university. Every university
end college having a Department of
Journalism was represented at the
conference.
The next annual meeting of the Association will take place at Baton
Rouge, Louisiana, during the Christmas holidays. This time was chosen
in order that more press teachers
might conveniently attend the conference.

DEPARTMENTAL CLUBS
Plans for the
exhibit,
which is to be held November 19, were
discussed at the meeting of the Agri
culture Society on Monday evening at
7:30 o'clock in the Agricultural Building.
The following program was also presented: "Research Work in a Packing
House," by Joseph Gayle; "The
Reciter," by Miss Mary
Turner; "Experience in Extension
Work," Miss Angle Hill; and "Bits of
Local Color," Smith Gill. An interesting program has been arranged for
the next meeting, which will be Monday, October 28.
live-stoc- k

Over-Worke- d

White Mathematics Club.

Jesse Osborne gave a discussion on
"Mathematical Discontinuities" at a
meeting of the White Mathematics
Club Tuesday afternoon at 3:30 o'clock
in Room 310 of the Civil and Physics
Building. At the meeting next Tues
day, Profesor J. M. Davis will speak.

HENRY CLAY LAW SOCIETY
HOLDS SPIRITED DEBATE.

Democratic Club.
The Democratic Club met in Chapel
at 7:30 o'clock Tuesday evening. Virgil
Chapman, a former law student in the
University, as the speaker of the even
ing, sought to arouse enthusiasm and
interest in the students for Governor
Black in the coming election.
At the last meeting of the Philo- sophians held Wednesday evening,
October 15, a series of modern war
poems was discussed by Miss Roberta
Thornton. Plans for the memorable
circus, an annual event in the
calendar, were laid; side
shows, monstrosities, clowns, tight
rope walker and Mattie the Monk all
will perform in the great sawdust
ring in the Rec Hall, Saturday night.
A committee was appointed to secure a room in the Armory for the
society's use if possible.
The Horace Mann Society had their
regular meeting last Thursday evening
A compre
in Professor Noe's room.
hensive talk on "The Present Steel
Strikers" was given by Lucy Dean.
Inez Whitlow continued the discussion
of early English literature, the study
Phllo-sophia- n

Henry Clay Law Society held its
first regular meeting last Thursday
evening at 7:30 o'clock in the Natural Science Building. Those present
were entertained by a discussion of
the question, "Resolved: That it would
bo benoficial to the United States to
adopt the League Covenant as It now

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expert
gives demonstration

Urges Knowledge of Swimming and
Instruction in Schools

Has Distinction of Being Only Woman
Delegate Representing University.

morning.
Professor Freeman has charge of
both the Kentucky and Transylvania
campaigns. The campaign team that
Is soliciting the faculty is composed of
Professors 'P. E. Karraker, E. S. Good,
W. T. Anderson and T. R. Bryant, of
the College of Agriculture; W. L.
Summers, of the College of Law; C.
C. Skull, J. J. Tigert, H. H. Downing,
of the College of Arts and Science,
and E. A. Bureau, W. A. Newman
and W. E. Freeman, of the College of
Engineering.
The student campaign team is headed by Robert Raible, student treasurer
of the University Y. M. 9. A. Jesse
Tnpp is directing the campaign in the
College of Agriculture; J. P. Barnes,
the College of Arts and Science; M.
J. MoWhorter, the College of Engineering, and Ed. L. Dabney, the College of Law. Each college chairman
has class chairmen working with him.

stands."
The question was ably aflirmed by
Messrs. Dabney and Haley, while It
was stoutly denied by Messrs. Slagle
and Puryear. Strong arguments were
presented by both sides and much
lleht was thrown upon the subject.
The judges, after due deliberation, decided In favor of the affirmative.

Mclaughlin

TO BE HELD WEDNESDAY

e
Circus With Side
Shows and Menagerie at
Patterson Hall

"The easiest way to drown is to A Large Number Will Enter
Try-Ou- ts
on Amateur
stretch your hands heavenward, open
Night
I"
your mount wide and holler HELP
said Commodore W. E. Longfellow In
Saturday night from 7:30 till 11 Chapol Tuesday. The students were
DANCE AFTERWARD
o'clock, Patterson Hall will be a scene most fortunate In hearing Commodore
expert
of hilarity and fun. The Recreation Longfellow, who Is a
With the view of ascertaining the
Hall will be converted into a circus of the American Red Cross from dramatic ability of the new students
ground, with a "sure 'nuf" sawdust Washington, D. C.
of the University and of choosing from
ring, and all the usual trimmings and
Assisted by Carter Haley, of Lexing- the number those whose histrionic
demonstra- talent is most marked, a preliminary
some unusual ones. Many rumors are ton, lie gave
t
afloat concerning the remarkable me- tions showing methods of rescue work
will be held in Chapel Wednesnagerie which the Philosophians have for land and water. "That
day afternoon at 3:30 o'clock. All stusystem of knocking a drowning dents desiring to participate in the
produced for this occasion, and it is
t
said that the side shows which will man senseless when attempting to
must hand in the names of
include fortune tellers, snake charm- save his life is no longer approved," their selections to Emery Frazier,
ers, magicians, midgits and other said he. Then he explained other and Herndon Evans, Donald Dinning or
strange and curious monsters, will
hotter methodsof breaking the "death-grip- Miss Martha Buckman, by Wednesday
any seen here in former years.
and demonstrated the best meth- noon.
The Entertainment Committee, Miss ods of resusitation.
A large number of entrees have
Margaret Woll as chairman, is planCommodore Longfellow pointed out already been scheduled, with "qualning a "big time" for all the girls of to the students the vital necessity of ity" obvious as well as "quantity,"
the University, who are cordially in a knowledge of swimming and illus making prospects good for the biggest
vited and even urged by the commit trated his points with many swimming Amateur Night the Strollers have
tee to come Saturday night. Miss anecdotes. "Every school should have ever had.
Louise Mayer, chairman of the Re- swimming tanks where this most
All students accepted on
freshment Committee, guarantees that necessary art may be taught to all afternoon wil be considered members
t
no one shall go away hungry because the students," he said.
of the Strollers and eligible to
Circus Day eats
real,
for the cast of the Stroller play. The
will
for all.
best peppiest" and most appealing seThe main purpose of the entertain- SOCIAL WILL FOLLOW
lections will be chosen for the proment is to arouse interest in the
gram Amateur Night. Prizes of five
Literary Society and to endollars each will be awarded the best
courage a greater number of the new
individual act, and best team act, as
girls to write papers as applications
chosen by the judges, Professor Gre-hafor entrance to the society.
Wayne Haffler, Fred Augsburg,
Y Secretary Presents Plans Milton Revill, Mary Elizabeth James,
for Future Joint MeetMiss Young and Alene Fratman.
ings
A new feature of Amateur Night,
NOE ADDRESSES JOINT
as announced by Dean Melcher at the
CABINETS
beginning of the week, will be the
MEETING AT PATT. HALL
social and dance to be held after the
A large attendance, good speakers,
program in Buell Armory. Everybody
"Y" Members Hear Inter- special music and a social hour with invited!
refreshments served will be the feaesting Talk on "Religion
tures of the joint meetings of the Y.
and Life"
VIRGINIA HAZERS ARE
M. C. A. and Y. W. C. A., which are
Parlor and dining room chairs and to be held every Sunday evening at GIVEN PEN SENTENCES
even old divans which for years have Patterson Hall. Secretary R. W. Owens
The following Associated Press disoccupied a place against the wall in at the meeting of the two associations
held at Patterson Hall Sunday even patch from iChrlstiansburg, Va., is of.
the Recreation Hall of Patterson Hall,
were dragged into use to accommodate ing presented the plans which have vital interest to University men:
"Four students at Virginia
the largo attendance at the joint meet- been worked out by the two cabinets
Institute were found guilty of
"Since our ideals and alms are iden
ing of the Y. M. and Y. W. C. A.
Sunday evening. Professor Noe was tical," said Mr. Owens, "the cabinets assault by a Montgomery county juxy
because of participation in a hazing
the speaker and the meeting was led have decided that greater
and better meetings can be obtained episode at the school last Spring, and
by Miss Mary Archer Bell.
A beautiful solo, "Face to Face," through joint meetings. The speakers Bernard Siegel, of Newport News, one
was sung by Miss Sarah Metcalf will be selected from both assocl of tho number, was sentenced to a
Piper, who was accompanied by Miss ations. They will be chosen from the year In tho penitentiary. John Fox, a
Martha Pollitt.
The plans, formu- faculty, from men prominent in re- Freshman at the Institution at the
lated by the two cabinets for joint ligion and from out of town men and time, testified during the trial that inmeetings, were presented by Mr. R. W. women aud will speak on subjects that juries ho sustained at the hands of
There tho four, who were Sophomores, resultOwens, Student Secretary of tho Y. will bo of mutual Interests.
C. A. Professor Noe spoke on tho will bo good music which will bo In ed in paralysis of his spine.
M.
"The three other students, Robert
subject of "Religion and Life," em- charge of the Program Committee of
E. Wure, Dunneville, Va.; George W.
phasizing that religion, the funda- the Y. W. C. A.
"A social hour at which refresh- Scott, Jr., Richmond, and Albert G.
mental element In developing charments will be served will follow the Copelaud, Wyanoke, Va., received reacter, was one of the requisites to
It will bo in spectively sentences of six months In
dovotlonal services.
Kraft, jail, thirty days in jail and $50 fine.
of Miss Elizabeth
Miss Louise Will and Mr. J. P. charge
"Fox said that Siegel had pounded
Barnes, chairmen of the World Citizen- Chairman of the Social Committee,
to him In tho small of the back with a
who will appoint
ship Committees of the two Associations, will have charge of tho program help furnish entertainment. The time bed slat, and that the other three did
the same, but had not used so much
next Sunday evening. Dr. Fortune will appointed for the meeting Is from
force."
p. m."
be the speaker.

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Missing No Chances. Policeman
(to prisoner leaving dock, who has
Just been sentenced to six months)
"Excuse me, but do you want to let
Kappa Delta.
The active chapter nnd pledges of your house?" London Opinion.
Epsilon Cmoga Chnpter of Kappa
Delta were hosts at n dinner party
given Sundny night nt tho Phoenix LEXIHCTIM, KY., NSMESS NlfflBITT
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Those present were: Miss Hopkins,
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CONFERENCE SELECTS FRATERNITIES GIVE
SUBJECT FOR DEBATE DELIGHTFUL PARTIES
PrellmlnaryTrlals Result In Selection
of Sixteen Candidates for Team.
proposition

The

chosen

for the
trlangulnr

league debates is,
"Resolved, That for purposes of bargaining between employer and employee, the organization of all labor
within the Individual plant or Industrial organization offers a better solution of Industrial problems than the
present system of national unions."
The proposition was chosen by representatives of the universities at a
conference held In Cincinnati on
October 11. .
The debate fixed for the debates Is
February 27, 1920.
The Kentucky team which supports
the affirmative will meet the Cincinnati negative team In Lexington. Kentucky's negative team will debate
Miami's affirmative team at Oxford,
Ohio. On the same evening, Miami's
negative team will debate Cincinnati's
affirmative team in Cincinnati. Each
team will be composed of three men
who will each have ten minutes for
constructing speeches and five minutes
for rebuttal.
The preliminary trials for the intercollegiate debate teams resulted in
the selection of the following undergraduates to compose the debate class
from which the teams will be chosen:
F. P. Bell, H. D. Blaine, J. It.
N. B. Conkwrlght, Ed Dabney,
S. E. Dummit, J. 'H. Davis, Emery
Frazier, G. H. Gregory, H. P. Haley,
C. W. Richards, G. T. Robinson, Adele
Slade, C. E. Smith, T. E. Sparks, P.
H. Vincent.

t,

HOLD CHAPEL SERVICE
AT OCCIDENT COLLEGE.

ALUMNI

(The Ocldental.)

In an unique chapel service held at
Occident College the returned gradu-

ates conducted the service. Many old
students were in attendance and a
humorious program was held in an
effort to show the present students
how it should be done.
CO-E-

AT PENN. REGULATE
OF FRESHIES.

CON-DUC- T

(The Pennsylvanlans.)
Not only must the men obey rules
laid down by the Sophomores but the
must obey Sophomore unwritten law as well.
The rules laid down by the Sophomore girls for the conduct of Freshmen are as follows:
1. Freshmen must step off walk for
upperclassmen.
2. Freshmen shall wear a green band
on left arm.
3. Freshmen must wear hats on the
campus.
4. They must address upperclassmen
as "Miss."
5. Freshmen must carry powder for
upperclassmen.
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The Chi Omega Fraternity entertained with a luncheon Monday at the
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Those present were:
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The active chapter and pledges of
the Alpha Xi 'Delta Fraternity were
delightfully entertained with an afternoon party on Wednesday by Miss
Laura Hubbard, at her home, 325 Madison Street.
The house was decorated in pink roses, carnations and
ferns. A delicious buffet luncheon was
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The students of Transylvania have
said the last sad rites over the
Cecropian Literary Society which had
outlived its usefulness and was therefore declared officially dead at the
first meeting of its few loyal members
held at the beginning of school. The'
corpse of the society was carried out
and buried on the campus accompanied by the strains of the funeral
march and a funeral sermon was delivered over the grave.

program for the year. O. Henry's deMISS SWEENEY BETTER.
lightful little Jketch, "By Courier"
was read by Adele Slade. Plans were
Miss Mary E. Sweeney, who under
discussed for a party, to be given as went an operation Monday at St.
soon as the Social Committee can ar- Joseph's Infirmary, is reported to be
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Friedman spent the
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Miss Nell Card, of Plneville, was
the guest of her Bister, Miss Elizabeth
Card, for the week-end- .
Miss Adele Slade went to her home
in Ludlow this week-end- .
Miss Audrey Guthrie spent Thursday at her homo in Frankfort.
Miss Ila See ,of Mt. Sterling, visited
Miss Sally Henry Coleman this weekend.
Misses Jessie Fry Moore, Frances
and Elizabeth Kimbrough, Katherine
Meglbben and Gertrude Wallingford
with their parents
spent the week-enin Cynthiana.
Miss Edna Berkeley, who is teaching
in Mt. Sterling, was the guest of Miss
Mary Elizabeth James Saturday and
Sunday.
Misses Emma Lee Young and
Carlyle Chenault were the week-enguests of Miss Margaret Harbison in
Shelbyville.
Miss Affle Hammond spent the
week-enin Midway.
Miss Isabel Dickey was the guest of
her mother in Nicholasvllle for the
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Miss Margaret Orme and Miss Margaret Howerton, of Hamilton, were the
guests of Miss Katherine Reed Saturday.
Miss Norma Rachel spent the weekend at her home in Union.
Miss Josephine Downing, of Louis
ville, was the guest of her sister, Miss
Wary Elizabeth Downing Saturday.
Miss Louise Connell Bpent the weekend with her parents in Paris.
Miss Christine Hopkins was the
guest of the Kappa Deltas Sunday.
Miss Helene Cregor spent the weekend at her home in Springfield.
Miss Alberta Wilson visited her
aunt, Mrs. S. M. Bailey, of Covington.
Miss Martha Randall and Miss Elizabeth Davidson visited relatives in
Covington and attended the convention of the Christian Church in Cincinnati, O.
Miss Llllle Cromwell spent the
week-enwith her parents in Cynthiana.
Miss Lucy Cracraft visited her sister, Mrs. T. Duffey, of Midway.
Miss Jeannette Welch, of Nicholasvllle, was the guest of Miss Hallle
K. Fry.
Mr. and Mrs. L. Mayer were the
guests of their daughter, Miss Louise
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Miss Maude Asbury spent the weekend at her home in Springfield.
Misses Ethel Fletcher and Katherine
Tucker spent Friday night with Miss
Elizabeth Davis.
Mrs. Buckman, of Corydon, is the
guest of her daughter, Miss Martha
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Mrs. A. H. Hogan visited her daughter, Miss Loretta Hogan, at Maxwell
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Thompy Vanderen, who has been
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MARY ELIZABETH JAMES.
Under tho system which will be enSport Editor
DONALD DINNING
Exchange Editor forced next year no books will be carMcCLURE
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Feature Editor ried or read by students. This mny
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not seem like a departure from the
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ELIZABETH CARD, MARY ARCHER BELL, old method but there nre many stuELIZABETH MARSHALL,
dents here who still persist in using
ROBERT MITCHELL, JR., FRANK WILSON.
old systems. Instructors will prepare
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Business Manager tho lessons and deliver lectures, the
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students "absorbing" what they can
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from the outline given. Notes will not
be kept as. they are too bundlesome
The
is now history, and the lowly Fresh- and nre likely to be lost when most
men have had their revenge for the devastation of their much valued locks. needed.
There is still, however, an echo of the day's performance which has invited
One of the most marked advantages
unfriendly comment.
of this new system is that much of
The
bade fair to be unmarred by any untoward act until almost the work will be taken from the shoulthe end of the celebration. The Sophomores lived up to their part of the ders of the students and placed upon
contest nobly, taking their defeat and their ducking in the proper spirit. Instructors who are paid for the work
Except for one incident, there would have been no condemnation of the of educating the young men and
Freshmen and their parade, which was the natural and harmless expression women.
of class spirit and fun after a decisive victory.
The Kernel does not seek to assume the role of a captious and adverse
The Knight of the Lexington Drug
cri ic, but it is of the opinion that in storming the Opera House and taking
carelessly remarked that he would
possession of seats in the balcony that had already been sold to patrons of
"take the same" and added, (to cover
the house, participants in the parade overstepped the bounds of good behavior.
his embarrassment because his predeThe most thoughtless feature of the incident was that the manager of the
cessor had ordered a twenty-cen-t
theatre was compelled to request the boys to leave, explaining that the seats
drink): "I knew perfectly well the
had been sold, for which it is reported, he was hissed down, and some refused
night of the last dance that my girl
to leave upon request. The manager of the Opera House then showed a
and I were privileged to ride in a taxi
friendly spirit to the boys by inviting them to come into the gallery of the
without every auto chauffeur on Main
theatre where the seats had not been sold, as guests of the management.
street loudly proclaiming the fact."
The Kernel is heartily in favor of all proper manifestations of school
and class spirit and its expression in becoming manner, and a parade or
Criticism of the poetry appearing
snake dance through the streets of the city after a victory or signal occurfrom time to time in this column on
rence will meet no criticism from fair minded people. However, consideration must be given to the rights and property of others, or the University the ground that it is not real poetry
and shouldn't be published as such,
of Kentucky will acquire and justly merit a reputation Of rowdiness.
Let us get away from "small town stuff," boys, and customs which were prompts the editor of this weekly atout of date years ago in larger universities and have an institution which will tempt at humor to give herewith
be equal to any in the country in its reputation for the character of its some of our modern poetry. Only one
students as well as for the reputation of its athletic teams and scholastic selection will be given at this time
standing. The Kernel believes that an apology from the Freshman Class to but more will follow if the demand is
great enough. The following poem,
the management of the Opera House would not be out of order.
Notwithstanding the untoward incident here referred to the Kernel takes recorded from a more or less hazy
this opportunity to repeat what is uniform comment of student, citizen and memory, was written either by Shelly,
faculty members as well, that not in years has the University enrolled so Keats or Lord Byron, the writer formanly, o womanly, or so well kehaved body of Freshmen as that which gets which, and set to music by some
present day song writer:
composes the Class of '23.
I alnt gonna give nobody none'o my
Jelly roll;
I wouldn't give you a piece o' cake to
save your soul.
My ma told me today, before she went
away,
Bo a good boy, I'll bring you a toy,
I am her pride and joy.
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and murmured pettishly, "That old history teacher asked me the wrong question and got me so fussed that I said
There was a young Freshman named
the most memorable date In history
Goff
Conundrum Chollle came down the was Antony's date with Cleopatra!"
Who disfigured the map of a Soph;
street.
For the sake of his hair
"Why is a cat like a match," ho said.
The Kentucky Kernel says: "If
He smeared up the stair
some of our boarding house proprietors
on its feet,"
"Cause a cat lights
To you, Mr. Freshman, hats off.
Says he, "and a match lights on its could commercialize the alleged humor
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that flows pro and con during each
head."
i meal, sub, they wouldn't have to worry
"Why is a book like a king?" he cried. over the
suh."
Pat Campbell "Did she tell you tho
"This has puzzled all the sages."
truth when you asked her how old
Hiram the Ag says: "I've just found she was?"
"Why is a book like a king, old man?"
out what a rube is. It's one of these
Gus Becker "Well, yes."
'.Because it has many pages."
hour, ninety-fivhere forty-ondollar
Pat "What did she say?"
Gus "That it was none of my
Mam'selle On Dlt settled her "over- a week guys that expects a farmer to
grown hair pin" with un angry pat sell him food cheap."
"Quelle fleur preferez-vous?"Je prefaire la vache."
"My, that's a
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Emory Frailer.
Wait Morris "Don't believe It."
Red "The preacher snid, this morn"Bnck in tho old doys," Frizzy
ing, that Esau sold his heirship to his
tho hills around Lawrcncoburg
brother Jncob."
nnd conferred the honor of his presence on tho University of Kentucky.
Country Judge "Ten dollnrs fine It wns then thnt the real enreor of tho
for speeding."
school started. Tho academic quiet
Chick Hognn "Cnn you change n thnt brooded over the campus in 1914
twonty-dolln- r
was rudely broken by Frizzy's war-crbill?"
Judge "No, but I can change the
nnd the peaceful professors openfine. Twenty dollnrs."
ed the police regulations nnd reached
for the telephone.
Jesse "I notice thnt women don't
Frnzicr started the thing off right
wenr earring