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When it comes to

Free speech
Better
left
unsaid

 

free speech, not

 

many of us are
going to argue
there should be
no such thing.
Most people
believe that the
First
Amendment
right is a lair
one, but we all
interpret it in a
different way. I
could care less
though, at least
for the purpose
of this article.
The purpose of
this article is to
shed light on
pubhshed
information
granted by the
freedom of
speech that is
better left
unsaid, hence
the title.

 

Television

While "Politically
Incorrect" with
Bill Maher is
usually good for
a laugh or two,
it's not the most
credible
resource to
base a Political
Science paper
on. Trust me
when I say that
the opinions of
semi-famous
people are
strongly skewed
for one reason
or the other.

The local news is
very important
to people, but it
becomes
useless when
the international
news section
only consists of
how the local
barber thinks
we should deal
with world
hunger.

The Internet:

Personal Web sites
are cool and
stuff, but does
the rest of the
world really
care what your
cat looks like in
a cowboy hat
and spurs?

Pop-up ads are one
of the most
useless
examples of
free speech. No
matter how
many times they
ask me, I am
still not going to
buy one of
those tiny
wireless
cameras from
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The Free Speech Area is
behind the Student Center and

the Student Center Patio,
shown above.

Under the proposed student
plan, the area would be cam-
pus-wide. The group's main
objective is to increase free
speech opportunities, as long as
class work and other university
activities are not impeded.

ents challenge
free speech policy

Changes: 40-year-old policy stifles student speech,
some say; Student proposal would lessen restrictions

By Steve lvey

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It was born in the 1960s and has stir-
vived unchanged for 40 years.

UK's free speech policy has been a
recurring problem during the past two
years years that have seen students
stage a sit—iii at the Administration
Building and work to create a sidewalk
chalk policy.

But behind the issues and the
protests is a policy that has been static
until now.

A group of students has drafted a
plan to revise the policy. which they say
is fraught with problems. Their pro-
posed changes include setting a clear
definition of what free speech is and
where on campus it can take place. The
proposal is still in an early stage.

though. said Dave Newton. a member of

the Student Government Student Rights
Committee. Campus Progressive (‘oalr
tion coordinator and history senior

Newton said the main problem with
the current policy is that its language is
too ambiguous and does not clearly
state if free speech activities can take
place across campus.

The policy allows for unrestricted
free speech at the Free Speech Area. lo:
cated behind the Student (‘enter and the
Student (‘enter patio.

But it requires advance notice of

demonstrations if they are to take place
in UK buildings. open lawns. parking
lots or residential areas,

Not included are the outdoor areas
around buildings. which have proved in
the past to be contentious areas. accord
ing to [K faculty

Standing outside the Patterson ()f:
fice Tower. political science professor
Ernest Yanarella recounted the rededi-
cation of Miller Hall. which stands
across from the tower The rededica
tions. he said. exemplified the need for
change in I'K's free speech policy

 

"Word got around to campus police
that a group of people had assembled
outside Miller Hall." he said. "They
(members of ['K Policei were encircling
the crowd and were about to move in
when a person with a bullhorn an-
nounced that the next speaker would be
(former ['lx') President Charles Wething-
ton. When they heard that. tl'lx' police)
just sort of went on their way."

Yanarella said incidents such as
this have proven ['K‘s free speech poli-
cy to be “ludicrous."

"It's silly that an institution ot‘highA
er learning doesn‘t provide open access
to knowledge." he said.

"(‘ollege is a time to develop critical
thinking skills. But that can't happen
when rights to free speech are crins‘tl‘ict
ed."

The students' proposal would clear-
ly state that people have the right to
speak. post fliers and set up tables to ad-
vorate issues. Newton said the main ob-
jective is to increase free speech oppor-
tunities. as long as class work and other
university lit‘ilVllles‘ are not impeded

Some l'ntversity officials said they
were open to the proposed change

"if we are the free marketplace of
ideas. we should at least be open to con-
versations about how those proposed
ideas would look on our campus." said
\‘ictor Hazard. dean of students.

But others are more wary of the
changes.

Bradley Canon. a political science
professor. said he thinks the proposal
would make only a “marginal differ-
ence ”

"I don't see many students exercis-
ing free speech as it is." (‘anon said.

But Yaiiarella said the policy is as
critical for the university as for stu
dents

“Just as scientists engage in expert
ments in a laboratory. the ['K commir
nity should be a laboratory for
democracy." he said

Tudet News 7

The process
of change

Student Government
Senate passes a
resolution calling for
change of policy and
brings it to the attention
of UK administrators

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Student Code committee
(composed of
administrators. faculty
members and students)
hears the proposal

President Lee Todd is
given the proposal

i

Todd presents the
proposal to the Board of
Trustees

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The proposal is sent to
the Board of Trustees
Student Code Committee
for discussion and
recommendation

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The recommendation is
brought to the full Board
for a vote to approve
the change.

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PARTY PLAN

Students declare
war on party plan

Robinson: ‘We need all the students'
support on Dec. 6. That's our D-day.’

By» fmilyllagedorn

URBAN courtroom; w‘ctta

Storming across the William T.
Young Library .-\uditor1um. a caiiiou-
tlage-clad Student Government President
Tim Robinson urged students to join him
in the Wildcat War. S(}‘s official tipptis‘l'
tion to the Lexington Area Patty Plan.

About t5 students gathered last night
to learn about the patty plan atid express
their opinions.

SG explained its problems with the
plan. which some students think is tar~
geted at running students out of campus
neighborhiiods. Robinson also proposed
an alternate plan. which would include a
good neighbor campaign. community
service as a penalty and a five~step plan
that penalizes habitual offenders instead
of properties.

"All students are being targeted. If
you are in a sorority or traternity. make
no mistake. they are targeting you."
Robinson said. "Please spread the word."

Under the party plan. properties re-
ceiving two noise complaints would be
declared “no party properties ” Any vio-
lations after that would entail heavy
fines. regardless of a change in tenants

"There could be someone four blocks
away who decides to make (their commu
nity) a non-student neighborhood and
can do so by making a few phone calls.”
Robinson said,

Robinson said the plan has no staii
dards.

“The police serve as judge. jury. and
executioner." Robinson said. "There are
no standards.”

While a fight against the plan may be
difficult. Robinson said he believes an al»
ternative plan carries more hope It

See PARTY on 2

MJDEAST

Another way

Student Government
will propose an
alternate plan at the
Nov. 27 council
work session. The
council will vote on
the plan at its Dec.
6 meeting.

Here’s SG's plan:

56 will put together
a good neighbor
campaign to
educate students on
how to be courteous
to their neighbors
when having
parties. Also, com-
munity service
hours will be incor-
porated into punish-
ments for violations
of noise ordinances
F inally, a five-step
process will

target individual
noise violators
instead of proper-
ties.

1. Warning

2. Community
service

3. Community
service hours and a
fine

4. A more excessive
fine

5. A criminal
misdemeanor

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Palestinian statehood

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Secretary of State Colin Powell spoke Monday about peace between

Palestinians and Israelis in Louisville.

Powell: Peace in the Middle East is vital
for end of terrorism, secretary of state says

By Alonso Soto Joya

Stlfiweitrrt

Peace negotiations between Palestine and Israel and the
possible creation of a Palestinian state are now sortie of the
United States government‘s priorities. said the US Secretary of
State Colin Powell Monday morning at the L'niversity of

Louisville

In this major foreign policy address. Powell said that the top
priority of the l'nited States was to fight against terrorism. and
for this to be accomplished. peace and stability in the Middle

East is a crucial point

"We have a vision for the region. in which Israelis and

Arabs can live together in peace
region to achieve that vision." he said

Atiierica wants to help the

For the negotiation to begin. Powell said a cease-fire has to
be established and a series of l ommitmeiits have to be achieved

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One of the
greatest
necessities
in America
is to
discover
creative
solitude."

- Carl Sandburg
(1878-1967)
American writer
known for free
verse, "Smoke
and Steel "

STATE

Census: Lexington rent inexpensive
f‘R.-\NKP‘(_)R'I‘. Ky The Louisville and Lex»

ington areas may seem like high-rent districts to
the rest of Kentucky. (outward to the country as
a whole. however. folks in those areas are living
on the cheap The Census Bureau estimates that
about 83 percent of renters in the state's two most
populous areas pay it least 3300 per month.
That's significantly above the rate for Kentucky
as a whole 72 ii percent but lower than the
national rate of so percent. A fraction of renters

about 3.000 in Jefferson County and 3.400 in
the Lexington metropolitan statistical area
pay $1.000 or more per month. The figures are es-
timates. derived from a supplementary survey
that was administered at the sante time as (‘en-
sus 13000. The survey was distributed to 700.000
households nationwide. of which 1.106 were in
Kentucky. The new figures were for the
Louisville and Lexington areas only.

Bomb explodes under SUV

CYNTHIAN A. Ky. The federal Bureau of
Alcohol. Tobacco and Firearms is investigating
a car bombing in Harrison County. No one was
injured when the bomb planted under a sport-
utility vehicle exploded on White Oak Drive at
3:40 am. EST Sunday. according to Kentucky
State Police. The truck was privately owned and
used by Mary Vance to deliver mail for the US.
Postal Sen'ice, state police said. The explosion
occurred at the home of Gilbeit Vance. who is
Mary Vance's father. The white truck has a US.
Mail decal on its door Another vehicle and a
barn were also slightly damaged by the blast. ac-
cording to Don York ofthe ATF. “Both vehicles
were slightly damaged." York said. "The initial
investigation. which is still ongoing. doesn't in-
dicate that her employment with the postal ser
vice had anything to do with the damage to that
patticular vehicle.” York said Cynthiana Post-
master Bob Kyser said the US. Postal Inspection
Seiyice also said the blast did not appear to be
related to the Postal Service

NATIONAL

Money may motivate Afghans
WASHINGTON The Pentagon hopes
Afghans motivated by the Taliban‘s collapse and
millions in US. reward money will find Osama
bin Laden's hide-out so US. troops won't have to
hunt cave-to-cave for him. Defense Secretary
Donald H. Rumsfeld said Monday. President

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Kris Kristofferson
was among the
stars honored at
the Diversity
Awards in
Hollywood. The
ninth annual gala,
presented by the
Multicultural
Motion Picture
Association.
recognized the
actor and country
singer with a
Lifetime
Achievement

The 65-year-old
Kristofferson is
known for his
turn as the
outlaw Billy in the
1973 Western
"Pat Garrett and
Billy the Kid" and
for his starring
role in the 1976
remake of "A
Star is Born"
opposite Barbra
Streisand. Sat-
urday's honorees
were chosen by
the 1,200 voting
members of the
MMPA. based on
their work in
improving
diversity on film
and television,
said spokesman
Brad Daly. Other
entertainment
professionals
honored include
actors Vin Diesel.
Cuba Gooding Jr.,
Ving Rhames and
Philip Seymour
Hoffman, and the
directing/pro
ducing team of
Mike Tollin and
Brian Robbins.

 

 

 

Bush said gains by anti-Taliban forces gave him
encouragement that the military was closing in
on bin Laden. The US. approach. at least for
now. is to continue bombing suspected hide-outs
while leaving it to local people to search on the
ground, Rumsfeld said. He suggested a $25 mil-
lion reward - plus extra bounty offered by the
CIA - may prompt Afghans to “begin crawling
through those tunnels and caves."

Bush si ns airline security law

WAS INGTON . The government began
taking charge of airport security Monday at the
start of the holiday travel season. President Bush
signed legislation that will have more screeners
peering in passengers' bags and more sky mar-
shals flying on planes. The new law will put air-
port screening in the hands of 28.000 federal
workers and require inspections of all checked
baggage. The signing of the most comprehensive
air security bill in the nation‘s history came
three days after passage by Congress and three
days before Thanksgiving. Fewer Americans
were planning to travel by air this Thanksgiving.
according to the AAA. The group. formerly
known as the American Automobile Association.
forecast 46 million people traveling by air. a 27
percent decline from last year's 6.3 million. The
new law. said Bush. “should give all Americans
greater confidence when they fly.‘

,INTERNAIIQNAL

Four journalists missing, feared dead
JALALABAD. Afghanistan Four interna-
tional journalists were missing and feared dead
Monday after gunmen ambushed a convoy of re—
porters in a narrow mountain pass on the road to
the capital. Kabul. The six gunmen stopped the
cars and led the journalists away. then opened
fire. witnesses said. Those missing included a
television cameraman and a photographer work-
ing for the Reuters news agency: a journalist
with the Spanish daily El Mundo: and a journal-
ist with the Italian daily Corriere della Sera. An
Afghan translator working with the journalists
also was missing. and his fate was unknown.

U.S. accuses countries of bio warfare

GENEVA The United States accused Iraq.
North Korea and four other countries on Monday
of building germ-warfare arsenals. and said it
worried one of them might be helping Osama bin
Laden in his quest for biological weapons. John
R. Bolton. undersecretary of state for arms con-
trol refused to say which government might be
involved. The existence of Iraq's program is "be-
yond dispute." he said. while stopping short of
making a direct linkage to bin Laden. Nor did he
say whether any of the five other countries he
cited as being at various stages of germ-warfare
development - Libya. Syria. Iran and Sudan as
well as North Korea - are suspected of trying to
supply bin Laden. Iraq immediately rejected the
allegation it was violating the global ban on germ
warfare and said the United States was making
the claim as a pretext for an attack on Baghdad.

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would show UK students are
willing to cooperate. he said.

Robinson said students
must offer an alternative to be
taken seriously.

“It's the lesser of two evils.
We should be able to defeat
this." he said. “If we offer an
alternative and they snub
their nose against it we will
fight this head on."

80 has set aside $5000 to
bus students downtown to the
council meetings. pay for ad
campaigns. radio and TV
spots. mailings. e-mails. and
brochures.

Many students shared

their comments at the meet-
ing.

“People know this is a col
lege town," said Michelle
Mendelsberg. a political sci-
ence sophomore.

Some community mem-
bers support the council‘s
plan. which was introduced by
3rd district councilman Dick
DeCamp.

“I just want to be able to
get a good night sleep in my
home." said Keith Rogers. a
Lexington resident. “I tried to
be a good neighbor and (prob-
lems) just kept escalating
there's nothing I could do ,
what you don‘t fear you don't
respect."

The council will vote on
the plan at its Dec. 6 meeting.
Robinson will present the al-
ternate plan at the council’s
Nov. 27 work session.

 

 

POWELL

Continued from page i

by the Palestinian govern-
ment. “Palestinian leaders
have to do a 100 percent effort
against violence.“ he said. "We
need real results not just
words... Terrorism and vio-
lence must stop now."

Powell addressed the pos
session of Jerusalem as a key
issue that can only be resolved
by both countries working to-
gether. In past peace negotia—
tions. Jerusalem has been a
delicate point of discussion be
cause of its religious impor-
tance for both the Jews and
Arabs.

The Louisville police. uni-
versity police and the Secret
Service monitored the Papa
John‘s University of Louisville

. Stadium. where Powell spoke.

The speech was part of the lec-
ture series of the University of
Louisville McConnell Center
for political Leadership.

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cal Muslim and Jewish leaders
carefully approached the new
policy of the US. government
toward the Middle East.

Mahmoud Shalash. a
Palestinian Imam (the equiva-
lent of a priest in the Christian
Church) for the Islamic Center
of Lexington. said there‘s noth-
ing new about Powell‘s speech
and said the peace process de‘
pends on Israel.

“Nothing will be achieved
if Israel keeps killing continu-
ously. every day... We are not
the ones with planes and
tanks." Shalash said.

But Stanley Saxe. the pres-
ident of the central Kentucky
Jewish Federation said he sup-
ports the U.S. government’s
decision to support peace, but
said he believes it‘s difficult
for Palestinian forces to stop
the violence.

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weekend

Thanksgiving would not be
complete without an array of choice
programs from the good old tube.
Here's what's available in case you
need an escape from Aunt Edna and
her cat wrapped up in a box.

NBC

0 Friends, 8 pm
The original gang
celebrates
Thanksgiving
with special
guest Brad Pitt.

0 Macy's 751h
annual
Thanksgiving

Parade, 9 am. Hosts Katie Couric.
Matt lauer and Al Roker welcome
lony Bennet, O-Town and a bunch of
giant, scary helium

balloons.

CBS

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The Nutcracker.
l2230 pm. It is
about time that
Barbie and Ken

Raphael

get it together and take on roles that

really show some class. Check this

one out for music from the London
Symphony 100.

ABC

0 Judge Judy, 9 am,
Judge Joe Brown,
9:30 am. and Sally
Jesse Raphael, 10 am.
These are for those of
you who can't stand to
miss the regular sched-
uled shows. Get into

the spirit. you fools.

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 Business unusualt

Inter-cave
memo from
bin Laden

From: Bin Laden, Osama

Sent: Monday. October
22. 2001 8:17 am.

To: Cavemates

Subject: The Cave

Hi guys.

We‘ve all been putting in
long hours but we've
really come together
as a group and i love
that. Big thanks to
Omar for putting up
the poster that says
"There is no I in
team” as well as the
one that says "Hang
In There. Baby." That
cat is hilarious.

However. while we are
fighting a jihad, we
can't forget to take
care of the cave. And
frankly l have a
few concerns.

First of all. while it's
good to be concerned
about cruise missiles,
we should be even
more concerned
about the scorpions
in our cave. Hey, you
don't want to be
stung and neither do
I. So, we need to
sweep the cave daily.

I've posted a sign-up
sheet near the main
cave opening.

Second, it's not often i
make a video address
but when I do, l‘m
trying to scare the
most powerful
country on earth,
OK? That means that
while we're taping,
please do not ride
your razor scooter in
the background.

Just while we're taping.
Thanks.

Third point, and this is a
touchy one. As you
know, by edict, we're
not supposed to
shave our beards.
But i need everyone
to just think hygiene,
especially after
mealtime. We‘re all in
this together.

Fourth: food. I bought a
box of Cheez-Its
recently, clearly
wrote "Osama" on
the front. and put it
on the top shelf.
Today, my Cheez-lts
were gone.

Consideration. That's all
l'm saying.

Finally, we've heard that
there may be
American soldiers in
disguise trying to
infiltrate our ranks. I
want to set up
patrols to look for
them. First patrol will
be Omar, Muhammed,
Abdul. Akbar,
and Richard.

Death to infidels.
Osama

Bush memo
to Al Gore

To: Albert Gore
Re: Election results

Dear Al:

We found some more
votes. You won. When
do you want to
take over?

Sincerely,
George Vi. Bush

 

 

 

IN OUR OPINION.

 

l' m here to talk about heroth. More
thpethifically, l' m here to talk about
the heroth of the Theptember 11th

tragedy“

. .1 tra edV that will go

down 111 the hit tory bookth 11th..

Blah blah blah. .Ya know, I ought
to be damn tired of thith thpeech I
but thomehow I manage to rattle
on about the thame thtuff about
every day or tho....

*sigh*

ore to flag
than politics

Lexington Mayor Pam Miller recently decided to decrease the flV-
ing time of the POW/ MIA flag at the Fayette County Courthouse from
eve erV dav to six days a year. She took action based 011 the requests of
some citizens who feel the flag “represents a group of extremists
many of whom are neither veterans nor families of vete ans missing

in action."

The maV oraltV' of Lexington is a full time job so it might be possi
ble that in her down time Miller actuallV believed that upsetting ( en-

tral Kentucky veterans on thin ieasoning sounded like a strong

political move.

She 5 still wrong though for reasons almost too vai ied to mention

in one editorial.

For one. it is difficult to imagine how someonec can be labeled an
extremist by virtue of having been imprisoned and tortured by enemy
troops. It is even more baffling how citizens advocating the search and
rescue of soldiei 5 still missing can be cast aside in the debate

Calvin Coolidge once remarked. with respect to veterans of World
War I. that courage bought and paid for is not courage. He said that
soldiers undertake a major sacrifice when they serve their country.
and that sacrifice should be rewarded not with cash. but with honor.

dignity and respect

The POW/ MIA flag is a symbol of that respect Oui soldiers have at
times been labeled heroes and killers. They have been accused of both
valor and cowardice. Those who returned home safely have never

been fully compensated, and that is part of the sacrifice.

But then someone with a little too much time on her hands comes
along looks at the POW/MIA flag and is too jaded by local and state
politics to recognize the underlying bond the flag represents

The fact that many of the flag 5 supporters are not veterans or close
family members of a veteran should only demonstrate the widespread

difficult to
imagine
how
someone
can be
labeled an
extremist

having
been
imprisoned
and
tortured
by enemy
troops.”

support for flying the flag It also shows that while politicians can dis-
card commitments with the reckless abandon of a 12 y-ear -old picking
daisies. some people have not forgotten the meaning of sacrifice.

 

first: sass assess

GUEST COLUMNIST

Editorial Board

Jenny Robertson, dialogue editor
Clay McDaniel, asst. dialogue editor
Ashley York, editor in chief

John Vlampler, associate editor

Amanda Thompson, senior staff writer
Tim Staley, senior staff writer
Jennifer Kasten, at large member
Josh Sullivan. at- large member

 

 

by virtue of

 

Joshu Goebeler

KERNEL COLUMNISI

Reasons for war
not as obvious
as we may think

In a testimony by John J. Maiesca Vice President of In-
teinational Relations fo1 the Unocal Corporation to the
House Committee on Inteinational Relations Subcommittee
on Asia and the Pacific Feb. 12. 1998. it was stated that

“(The aspian 1egion contains tremendous untapped hydro
caibon 1eserves much of them located in the Caspian Sea
basin itself

“The impact of these resources on U. S. commercial in-
terests and U. S. foreign policy is also significant and inter-
twined. The need for multiple pipeline routes for Central
Asian oil and gas A second option is to build a pipeline
south fiom C entral Asia to the Indian Ocean. One obvious
potential route south would be acioss Iran. However. this
opti