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University of Kentucky
LEXINGTON, KENTUCKY, NOV. 23, 1916.

VOL IX
KENTUCKY

TO

BE GUESTS OF HONOR

FOR

1917

SUBMISSION.

STAFF
ANNOUNCED

New Members Will Be Dec- First Meeting Will Be Held
Today in Room in
orated With Colors
Ed. Building
and Accepted
SKIT
Bill

WILL

FEATURE OUTLOOK

"Meller-dramer- "
Shinnick's
Will Be

Presented

PROMISING

The staff of the 1917 Kentuckian
has at last gotten down to consistent
work on the annual and according to
F; T. Street,
is already
planning to turn out the biggest and
best book ever produced at the University. Definite arrangements have
been made with the publisher and
t
artist
each editor, including
and feature man, will be on the job
during the next few months.
The new Kentuckian room, which
has been fitted out in the basement of
the Education Building, is being used
now and the editor wishes it announced that the staff will meet there
every Thursday afternoon at 3:30 until further notice.
The business and editorial staffs as
'
given out are:
Business Staff.
Charles R. Smith, business mana
ger; W. W. Owsley, assistant business
manager; Miss Martine Ratican, assistant business manager; F. 0.
WillMayes, subscription manager;
iam B. 'Martin, Junior business manager.
Editorial Staff.
Frank T. Street, Jr.,
Clarence Clark, assistant editor; L. A.
Marie
Bradford, assistant editor;
William
Becker, assistant editor;
Shinnick, feature editor; Tom Underwood, athletic editor; Anita Crabbe,
literary editor; E. A. Taylor, snap-sho- t
editor; Morris Pendleton, art editor;
G. B. Fishback, Junior editor.
editor-in-chie-

As the final and most important
event of Stroller Week, a reception
in honor of the new members, at
which they will be formally received
into the organization, will be held in
the Stroller studio this afternoon from
t4 to 6 o'clock. All members of the
organization, including the honorary
and alumni members, are asked to attend and meet the new members,
whose names are given below.
t
During the afternoon a
skit
by William Shinnick, stage manager
of the Strollers last year, will be pre
sented. The skit, which is called
"Virtue Is Its Own Reward," or "How
the Ham Saved the Homestead," Is a
burlesque on the
and promises to be interesting. Theparts will be taken as
follows:
Roland Montrose, who holds a mortgage on the old home, William Shin-nicone-ac-

Emery

Harold DeVere, the hero,
Frazier.
Arabella Jenkins, a sweet country
lass, Mary Turner.
Pa Jenkins, father of Arabella, John
R. Marsh.
.
Ma Jenkins, his wife, Nancy Innis.
Hiram Jenkins, "one of nature's
noblemen," Herbert Graham.
At a meeting of the Strollers held

last Thursday afternoon, colors,

lav-

ender and gold, were adopted and
these colors have been worn by the
members all this week. This afternoon the colors will be pinned on the
new members as a token of their acceptance into the organization.
At
this time also the "Amateur Night"
prizes, which were won by three of
the new members, Miss Margaret Wilkinson, Frank Shinnick and Roy Barn-hil- l
will be presented.
The new members who were acceptat the meeting last Thursday afternoon aro as follows: Frank Shinnick, Margaret Wilkinson, Roy Barn-hill- ,
Grovor Creech, George Gardnor,
James Irvino, M. M. Montgomery, W.
C. Draddy, Paulino Irvln, Martha Var-noF. 0. Mayes, Josephine Thomas,
Lena Clem, Mary Rickotts, Eyrl Richmond, N. W. Knight, Virginia Gray,
Elizabeth Bockner, Aileen Kavanaugh,
Francis Richoy, Richard Duncan, L. A.
Blschof, J. R. Vowoll, II. II. Barker,
Kathorino Weakley,
Vonnlo Duloy,
Freda Laub, Emma Dowltt Vorlos,
Freda Lemon, Clarenco Harney, Mamie Miller Woods, Anno and
Molloy, Helen Burkholdor, Glenn
Brooks, Tilford Wilson, Hunt Robi-netCharlio Haydon, J. J. McBrayer,
ed

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(By Fred O. Mayes.)
I would not know tho end of all
My dreams, however grand thoy bo;
Nor should I want to o'er recall
What might havo been tho best for
me.

But grant today with all its doubts
With all its doubts and all its fears,
And let me travel 'long tho routes
Where all is new to eyes and ears.
Let me not feel long 'ere their time
The aches and pains that are my

share;
Nor can I feel the art sublime
To know that pleasure precedes
care.

snap-sho-

editor-in-chie-

FISHBACK JUNIOR
KENTUCKIAN EDITOR
Ben Fishback was elected Junior
Editor of the Kentuckian at a meeting of the Junior class held in chapel
last Thursday afternoon. T. T. Rich
ards was chosen class cheer leader.
Members of the Student Senate were
apponted by President W. L. Logan
as follows: C. P. Wyatt, H. M. Hen-ry- ,
Ellis Peak and Louis Reusch, Jr.
DEAN

WILL
REPRESENT UNIVERSITY.

ANDERSON

Dean F. Paul Anderson will represent tho University nt tho annual
mooting of tho American Society of
Mechanical Englneors in Now York,
Sessions of tho socloty
Docombor
will bo hold In tho $1,000,000 building,
a gift of Andrew Carnoglo. Many
prominent ongtneors and deans of engineering collogos thruout tho country
will attend tho convention.
Mario Collins, Addison Foster, Charlos
,
F. Corn, Homor Combost, Hart
Davo Gllckman, Emma Holton,
Juliet Loo Risquo, Alma Bolsor,
Charlos Mahonoy, J. W. Lindsay and
J. M. Gibson.
Math-orly-

And if the whole of life were known.
And all its secrets brought to light,
It were not proper then to own
A higher sway than man s poor
might.
For me I choose to wonder still,
To marvel with the childlike mind,
To think beyond the human will
A vale's too deep for human kind.

MUSIC CLUB

No. 10

PROGRAM

IN CHAPEL PLEASES

Vocal and Instrumental So
los Features of

Exercises

The University Music Club had
charge of the exercises in chapel last
Friday morning and rendered one of
the most attractive programs of the
year. The cadet band opened the ex
ercises with various University songs.
When they played "Are You From
Dixie," and sang new words to the
tune, their efforts were crowned with
prolonged applause.
Features of the program were a so
lo by Miss Helen Burkholder, accom
panied by Miss Frances Geisel; vocal
solo by Professor A. C. Zembrod;
piano solo by Miss Marlon Sprague,
and a violin solo by Edwin Cobb, accompanied by John Prico.
Profosor Lawrence A. Cover, musical director, announced tho beginning
of a campaign for members to tho
Girls' and Boys' Glee Clubs. Tho former organization has at present a
membership of sixty, whllo tho lattor
has forty enrolled. It is Profossor
Covor's intontlon to find all musical
talont in tho University and then
organizations for tho purpose of
dovoloplng it.
"A band of fifty pieces Is our aim,"
t
said Profossor Cover. Now
has boon rocolvod which Is sufficient for a band of that slzo. Tho
band will glvo a concert In chapol in
a fow wooks was tho announcement
mado by Profossor Molchor nftor a
conforonco with Profossor Cover.
of Music
Tho Loxington Collogo
s
will havo chargo of tho chapol
tomorrow, when another musical
program will bo given.
oqulp-mon-

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BY

LETTERS

"K" MEN

THIRTEEN UNLUCKY FOR
THE MISSISSIPPI CREW

Indiscriminate Wearing of Merciless Wildcats Hand
Southerners 13-- 3
Unearned Letters UnDrubbing
der Ban, Too
BY-LAW-

ARE ADOPTED STATE

S

The "K" men of the University at
a recent meeting took up the niatter
of the indiscriminate wearing of athletic letters, especially of high school
sweaters. The wearing of unearned
athletic letters and also of "H's" by
high school athletic stars has always
been tabooed but in order to eradicate
this nuisance the "K" association has
s
prohibiting these let
adopted
ters from being worn and providing
punishment in case this rule is
s
follow:
broken. The
"No person In the University shall
be permitted to wear any letter except the one he made In that particular form of athletics, e. g., a baseball
man shall not be permitted to wear a
football or basketball sweater unless
he has made a letter of that kind.
"Persons who have made letters at
other colleges or universities shall not
be permitted to wear them at tho
University of Kentucky.
"High school letters are absolutely
forbidden to be worn at this institution.
"Girls will be permitted to wear
only earned "K" sweaters.
"Persons trespassing upon the privileges of this association shall be
coerced by armed force if such it
takes."
were signed by W. P.
The
Tuttle, George Gumbert and Frank
Crum, who composed tho committee.
s

PROF. ROBERTS MADE
SOCIETY TREASURER
Professor George Roberts, acting
dean of the College of Agriculture,
was
for tho fifth time treasurer of tho American Society of Agronomy at the sessions of tho American
Society of Agronomy and tho Association of Agricultural Colleges and
Experiment Stations, held at Washington, D. C last week. Professor
Roberts, who attended, returned from
Washington Saturday and reported
that more than 100 leading agronomists of tho country wore present at
tho meetings.

STUDENTS SPEAK AT
Y. M. C. A. MEETING
Tho Y. M. O. A. meeting hold in tho
"Y" rooms Sunday ovonlng proved to
bo a very Interesting ono. Prominont
speakers of tho occasion woro J. B.
Chnmborlnin, Bart Poak, and J. Franklin Corn.
Mr. Chamborlaln spoko on
"Collogo Spirit
In tho Classroom."
Hart Peak's subject was "Student Activities." Mr. Corn illscussod collogo
spirit on tho campus. Tho mooting
was ono of tho most successful hold
this year.

WINS SERIES

Captain Crutcher Stars In
His Last Game on
Stoll Field
(By Tom Underwood.)
Saturday was wash day and the
Wildcats felt called upon to clean up
Mississippi A. & M. in Stoll laundry
room with Doc, Brit, Maury and Mac
wielding wicked scrubbing brushes.
Schwill splashed three drops of water
on the Kentucky soap and towel crew
in the first part of the application of
suds, but the Cats hopped in as soon
as the water began to get hot and
sapolloed the Aggies thirteen unlucky
times. The game ended with Miss
issippi's crowd so well scrubbed that
they looked as clean as a
fence In Spotless Town.
The thirteen-to-thredefeat means
that Kentucky has the best of tho
series of three contests with Mississippi A. & M. The first was when tho
Mississippians greased up their pants
with lard or something. It was a pretty slick (pun) trick but they couldn't
get away with it, because one of the
officials had once worked in a grocery
store and was a connoisseur of lard.
At this writing George Washington,
janitor extraordinary, is in the office
of the sporting writer of the Kernel
(rich humor) trying to tell how it all
happened. He says it was a greasy
trick.
game was the
The second Miss.-Ky- .
hot weather performance down in the
Sunny South last year when the Wildcats thought Apollo had let that infernal upstart Daedelus get to
shining
with the Ford In which
he and the sun went riding every
day. It was hot as
, well you
know, and the Wildcats couldn't stand
it.
Tho outcome of the game was a sur
prise to everybody but this Sweatt
bird, wo started to say "sweat bee,"
but wero afraid it wouldn't bo dignified. Anyway, Mr. Swoatt, Freshman,
290 pounds, sore foot, says that ho
guessed tho score exactly, thirteen to
threo, two days before. Bernard
Moosnlck swears Its so but tho sporting editor of tho Kernel doesn't think
that olthor hurts or helps tho story.
Georgo Washington, who Is still in
our offico trying to got us to write
him an appeal to tho students asking
them to contributo to a million dollar
turkoy-buylnfund to help him and
tho littlo Washington's colobrato tho
victory Kentucky's going to got over
Tonnossoo a week from Thursday,
says ho also know all tho ttmo that
Kontucky would win.
The Star Performers.
Tho majority of tho pralso goes to
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ENGINEERS

Head of Purdue Engineering College Emphasizes
Good Qualities
Professor C. Francis Harding, head
of the department of Electrical Engineering of Purdue University, gave' an
address to the students of the Mechanical and Electrical Engineering
ProfesCollege Thursday morning.
sor Harding, who is an engineer of
"with big
experience
considerable
emphasized
corporations,
Eastern
some of the personal qualities which
fit an engineer for his profession. Professor Harding said:
has
"The Engineering profession
grown so rapidly in the last decade
that too little opportunity has been
offered its members to look to the
right and to the left In order to ascertain and to correlate its problems with
the world of commerce, art, jurisprudence and the humanities with which
they are necessarily so closely affiliated. Engineering ability per se is
not to be seriously criticized, but
rather the marketing of that training
In the public mart of twentieth century demands. The young engineer

Y. W. C. A. MEETS.
"The first miles of any undertaking
are very difficult," said Dr. Bush of
tho Second Presbyterian Church, In
Ids talk Sunday night at tho regular
meeting of the Y. W. C. A. at Patterson Hall. "It Is the second mile, tho
mile that is not required, the mile that
is covered thru kindness, that really
counts."
"Don't stop at tho first mile," begged
the speaker; "go farther and do that
which will aid most tho advancement
of good."
The Mission Committee, of which
Miss Jane Dickey is the chairman,
will have charge of the meeting Sunday night.
are a silly lot,
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Some are plump and some are not,
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Tho' you tell them lovely rot
When you spend quite all you'vo got
Off with someone else they trot.
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DON'T MISS IT!
NATIONAL, CONVENTION
OF THE

INTERCOLLEGIATE

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ASSOCIATION

LEXINGTON, KENTUCKY, DECEMBER

1916

28-3- 1,

ONE THOUSAND DELEGATES. PLENTY OF PEP
THE ONE BIG NATIONAL COLLEGE EVENT OF
THE YEAR. Students from the universities and colleges all
Speakers of National and
over the United States will attend.
World prominence will present the Biggest National Movement
You need the help it will give you.
of this student generation.

IT'S INSPIRATION

WILL

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Elmer Robertson was elected president; Miss Prances Ociscl, vlco president; .1. A. Urittnin, socrotary, nnd
Gordon H. Nance, treasurer of tho
local Prohl Club at n meeting of that
organization In tho Y. M. C. A. rooms
on last Thursday afternoon. Tills club
Is affiliated with tho National
Association
Prohibition
which will hold its second Biennial
National Student Convention in Lexington December 28th to aist.
Tho local Prohl Club is especially
activo this year In view of tho convention. Committees and officers of
tho University Club will act in connection with various committees of
in taking care of tho delegates to tho convention.
At a conference held at tho Phoenix
Hotel Monday, attended by local men
and student leaders of the National
Association, all of the officers of the
University Prohl Club wore placed on
tho General Convention Committee of
(J. T. Dotson and Joe
Arrangements.
M. Robinson were also placed on this
and Mr. Robinson was
committee
on fiplaced on tho
nance. The latter two named were
largely instrumental in securing the
National Convention for Lexington.
The Ueneral Committee on Arrangements, headed by Senator J. T. Tunis,
has asked that the national Greek letter fraternities in Lexington furnish
a committee composed of one representative from each frat, preferably of
students who will be in Lexington for
the Christmas holidays, to act with a
on reception and enterSenator Tunis asks that
tainment.
the fraternities name this committee
at once, as the general committee is
o

towns-peopl-

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already at work.
President Robertson is at work formulating plans whereby the present
enrollment in the Prohi Club may be
increased. The national I. P. A. offers
a prize to the club having the largest
enrollment and he wants that prize
to come to "State."

Miss Gelsel, the vice president, is
of Patt
busy securing the
Hall in the movement. Various women's colleges over the country will
send representatives to the convention, all of whom will be entertained
at Patt Hall. About 100 lady delegates are expected, hence Miss Geisol
to
is especially desirous for our
line up and help in the matter of ens

tertainment.
Membership In tho local, state and
national I. P. A. can bo had for the
small annual feo of fifty cents. In
addition to membership In this great
student movement, each student enrolled receives free "Tho Statesman,"
tho official monthly organ of tho national body. Tho local club hopes a
largo number of tho "State" students
will lino up with tho Prohl Club and
help in making tho national convention a great success.

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tho names of tho persons who nro to
occupy thorn on neat typewritten slips
under them so by chocking up tho vaTO CHAPEL SURE NOW cant hooks it can bo discovered just
who Is absent.
Senior Corner will
nlso bo a thing of tho past, for Freshwill havo to occupy this
Battalion Ordered To Fall men
dignified position, nnd chapel, as well
In Tuesday and Do ...
ns tho Kernel, will havo Its "Co-e"Lock Step"
Corner."
Tho changes will probably tako
CO-ED- S
ALSO CALLED place tho first Tuesday in Docomber
when tho faculty ruling goes into efA resolution to mako chapel attendfect and "naps," sweet conversations
ance compulsory on tho part of tho
with her and trips to Bill's during
male members of tho Freshman and chapel
hour becomo things of tho past.
was
Sophomore classes and all
unanimously adopted by tho faculty of
tho University at a regular meeting THE "Y" NEEDS YOU;
Tho resolution was
held recently.
YOU NEED THE "Y"
presented by tho chapel committee,
Dean C. R. Molchcr, chairman.
Tho battalion will bo required to Metropolitan
fall In ovory Tuesday as If for drill
and will bo marched to chapel. If
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anyono cuts chapel it will bo counted
as cutting drill and ho will have to do
squad drill. Dean Anna J. Hamilton
DENTIST
attend- For any kind of dental iervice call on
will have chargo of tho
ance and it is not known just what
steps she will take to Insure their
1ST CIIKAPHIDK
presence in chapel. This, however, Oflico hours 8 a. m. 6 p. m. " Phone
liwill give tho poor, old,
brary an enforced rest every Tuesday
B.
morning and will enable the janitor W.
up In his cleaning operations
to catch
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for once. Tho campus will also sit
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up and take notice when strolling
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wise old trees will scrape their leaf15c
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In regard to the battalion marching
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but as the
new step, the
soldier lads have no uniforms suitable
for this purpose and as the supply of
such uniforms in institutions where
this step is popular, does not exceed
the demand, it is thought that such
talk is merely "talk."
Several changes will have to be
made in the interior furnishings of
chapel to care for the increased attendance and it is thot that large
hooks will be placed on the walls with
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* THE KENTUCKY KERNEL.

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The Kentucky Kernel

Chaunccy

M.

Depew said recently

that tho first rule for attaining a rlpo WILDCATS PREPARE FOR

old ago Is, "Have an eye for every
Published ovcry Thursday throughout the College year by the student body of pretty girl you meet." But who wants
to bo old and blind?,
the University of Kentucky, for tho benefit of tho students,
nlumni nnd faculty of the institution.
Since that "drunk" Bat for two
TUB KENTUCKY KERNEL Is tho official newspaper of the University.
la Issued with tho view of furnishing to its subscribers all the college nows hours by tho memorial section of rail
It
of Kontucky, together with a digest of items of interest concerning tho univer- rond track near Mechanical Hall and
waited for n freight, notice is hereby
sities of other States and Canada.
served on nil persons that train serv
FIVE CENTS PER COPY.
SUBSCRIPTION, ONE DOLLAR PER YEAR.
ice on said track has been dlscontln
mall matter.
Entered at Lexington Postoffico as second-clastied.
EDITORIAL STAFF.
Lykelle Pomes No. 10.
William Shlnnlck
Assistant Editor Ho bot upon tho visiting team,
DUlard Tumor
Managing Editor
Wayne Cottingham
Yea, live and twenty bones;
"Squirrel Food" And when his own team won the game,
Franklin Com
J.
"Co ed"ltor
Miss Eliza Plggott
Instead of making moans,
Athletic Editor
Thomas Underwood
Ho cheered, tho loyal boy,
Exchange Editor
J. R. Marsh
And jumped and yelled with joy.
Y. W. C. A.
Miss Mildred Graham
.. Mining
Eugene Elder
Quit Your Klddln'.
Literary
Herbert Schaber
(Thinking of re
Dean Hamilton:
Agriculture
Harry Cottrell
cent consolidation of engineering col
REPORTERS.
leges). Aro you going to consolidate
Byron Bacon Black
Thornton Connell.
John S. Sherwood.
with anybody?
W. C. Draddy.
Dean Miller (blushing furiously):
BUSINESS STAFF.
Er- - or-Business Manager
Joe M. Robinson
s

EDITOR-IN-CHIE-

Lykelle Prose Again.

The T. U.
The Georgetown

Georgetown Game.

Transylvania football game will

be played on Stoll Field this afternoon, and the Kernel

hopes that a feeling of friendship among the three
schools will be promoted by the use of our own yard.
The field was offered by President Barker and the players of both teams expresed themselves as better satisfied with Kentucky's grounds than they would be with
those at League Park.
In a sense, the two teams are the guests of the student body of the University, and it will redound to our

credit if they are treated with strict neutrality. Hitherto there seems to have been an inclination on the part
of both Transylvania and Kentucky students to root for
visiting teams, and while this adds greatly to the excitement, it would be well to remember that true sportsmanship requires us to maintain a certain amount of
dignity in our role of host.
The Y. M. C. A.
The Y. M. C. A. membership campaign, which be-

gan Tuesday morning and is still in full sway, has as its
aim the bringing of every University student into the
organization. Secretary Johnson, President Peak and
their assistants want to see the "Y" become an even
more powerful force in University life than it has been
heretofore, and if a sufficiently large number are interested a great work can be accomplished.
It is a noticeable fact that the campus has become
a better place to live in within the last few years. The
students are less prone to acts of vandalism and more
amenable to discipline. In fact, the present student
body is living down a bad reputation