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University of Kentucky
LEXINGTON, KENTUCKY, DEC. 7, 19J6.

VOL IX
FIVE WILDCATS

MAKE

TEAM

WHO ARE KENTUCKY'S 1 0

MOST POPULAR

CO-E-

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Brit, Doc, Crutcher, Clem Question Will Be Answered
ents and Grabby on
Tomorrow Morning in
Mythical

RODES

Chapel

Eleven

ALL-SOUTHER-

DEW

SCORELESS

The rose that blooms along the garden
walk,
Ere yet the last gray shades of dawn
are fled,
Bends wearily her slender, thorny
stalk,
And sadly droops her glorious, crimson head.

ALL STUDES TO VOTE

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On yestereve, when in the ivy bower,

TEAM.
End Crutcher, Kentucky.
Tackle Mom, Georgetown.
Guard Irittaln, Kentucky.
CenterClements, Kentucky.
Guard Montgomery, Centre.
Tackle Jenkins, Georgetown.
End Taylor, Georgetown.
Quarter Rodes, Kentucky.
Half Grabfelder, Kentucky.
Half R. Arnett, Transylvania.
Fullback Daniels, Louisville.

DR. TIGERT'S PICKS.

"End Crutcher, Kentucky.
Tackle Daniels, Louisville.
Guard 'Brittain, Kentucky.
Center Clements, Kentucky.
Guard Montgomery, Centre.
Tackle Jenkins, Georgetown.
End Taylor, Georgetown.
Quarter Rodes, Kentucky.
Half Arnett, Transylvania.
Half Grabfelder, Kentucky.
Fullback Mcllvaln, Kentucky.

.
team picks of the
coaches of Kentucky teams have appeared. The composite eleven taken
from the selections of all the coaches
forms an almost unbeatable team and
is the one that will be recognized as
team by the football
the
fanatics of the State. Personally, the
sport writer of the Kernel never did
have any use for picks 'of any kind
since he chopped his foot with one of
the ax variety one day trying to dig
up a big rock.
But anyway the picks of the coaches
are all well made. The State of Kentucky has had some 'wonderful players
this year and some who will go down
In gridiron annals as the best in their
places in the history of football. The
University of Kentucky has it all over
the State of Kentucky.
The naked truth (this phrase should
bring a mental Image before the eye
of the reader) is that the Wildcat orr
aggregation
ganization is an
itself and every man on it deserves
recognition. In fact the
sport writer wanted to choose an
team htaself and put the
down. Ho told
whole Kentucky line-utola to the editor of the Kernel, who
ia seriouB minded and can't appreciate it as a thing of humor. So we
won't get to pick our team.
Thus the composite team will have
to be accepted althq Ye Scribe still
feels that the football fans of the
State should have been given the ben
all-sta-

(Continued an Page Five)

Who are the ten most popular coeds at the University of Kentucky?
The Kentuckian voting contest, to
decide who will be the ones lucky
enough to get their individual pictures
in the feature section of this year's
annual, will be held In the University
chapel Friday morning, and every student who is interested in seeing some
particular friends honored should be
present at the regular time.
As announced before, each student
who attends will be given a ballot
with ten spaces, on which he or she
will write the names of the ten s
favored. Each vote must be cast sep
arately; that Is the ballot must con
tain ten names. No one will be allowed to cast ten votes or even two
votes for one girl. The ballots will
be deposited in boxes at the doors and
no one who falls to go to chapel to
morrow morning will be allowed to
vote. Each student will be given one
and only one ballot and any one trying to repeat will be given the limit
of the law.
The editor of the Kentuckian is
rather mysterious concerning the program for the morning, but it is under
stood that he has prepared one that
will make up in quality what It lacks
A speech or two from
In quantity.
members of the staff is expected.
and
All students, including
all members of the faculty will be alPopulowed to vote in the contest.
larity is the only criterion for voting,
and all girl students are eligible for
places.
Do you want to see your friends'
It's up
pictures in the Kentuckian?
to you! Be in chapel tomorrow.
s,

HEAVY BIRDS LEAD
CONTEST
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The first month of the
contest being conducted at the Ex
periment Station has just closed, with
the heavier birds still in the lead.
The lighter fowls are not doing as
well now as at first, while the others
are rapidly improving.
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ADDED TO

ORCHESTRA DEPARTMENT.
Since the organization of the symphony orchestra considerable interest
is being shown In all music departments of the University, due largely
to the work of Director Cover.
A library, recently added to the orchestra department contains the complete scores and parts of the symphonies of the Classical School in ad
dition to a number of other works.
These are open to all students inter
ested.

Teams to Compete For Bar- Entire Team Stars In Turkey Day Game With
ker Loving Cup DeTennessee
cember 15
DECLAMATORY FRIDAY DOC

She saw your lips, your blushes as
t
The annual
of the Union Lityou sighed,
erary Society to select a team to repTo petulance
she yielded, jealous
resent the society at the annual deflower,
bate with the "Patterson Literary SoAnd in the night she cried.
ciety .to be held December 15, was
R. F. R.
held Monday night and out of twelve
contestants the following were selected: T. L. Creekmore, J. J. McBrayer
BASKETBALL PRACTICE
and A. L. Cole. The first two named
are students in the College of Law;
BEGINS III EARNEST Mr. Cole is enrolled in the Agricultural College. Herbert Schaber was
selected as alternate. The judges of
Gumbert and Ireland Only the contest were: Professor L. L.
Members of Last Year's Dantzler, Professor J. T. C. Noe, and
Judge Lyman Chalkley. The subject
Squad Left
of debate was "Resolved, That the
United States Should Annex Mexico."
BOTH TEAMS CRIPPLED
t
of the Patterson
The annual
Basketball practice was begun in Society which was held last Tuesday
the armory Monday afternoon with a night resulted in the following being
large number out. The first game will selected to make up the team: A. B.
be played about the middle of next Crawford, F. O. Mayes and M. U.
Conditt, with J. W. Kallbreier as almonth.
Altho greatly handicapped this year ternate. The judges of the contest,
by the absence of Server, Hart and in which there were eight contestants,
the two Zerfoss brothers, whose play were Professors Weaver and Baker.
ing was responsible for many points
The two teams selected will meet
last season, it is thought that a good December 15 to compete for the Barteam will be developed.
ker Loving Cup, at which time a team
Two of last year's squad, Gumbert will be selected to represent the Uniand Ireland, are back this year and versity In Its debate with Georgetown
with them as a nucleus for the team College.
The Patterson Society will hold its
the prospects are considered bright.
annual declamatory contest in chapel
The former Is captain of the team.
Gumbert, Ireland, Longworth, Bar- - tomorrow evening at 8 o'clock, the
tee and McKinney were out for prac contestants competing for the Crum
and "Doc" medal. The following have entered
tice Monday afternoon
F.
F. O. Mayes, R.
Rodes, Mcllvaln and Alvln Thompson the contest:
will come out later. All are consid- Rlchey, Walter Piper, William Shin-nicM. U. Conditt and A. B. Craw
ered likely material. Dr. Tigert and
Tuttle will coach the ford.
"Squirrelly"
team.
The girls basketball team has also GEORGE WASHINGTON
been hard hit. With Misses Heller,
HAS TURKEY DINNER
Flanery and Bastln out, only Misses
Haydon, Innes and Cregor, of last
The festive turkey, historic fowl,
year's squad, are left to form the
and proud hope of those who would
nucleus of a new team.
displace the eagle as the national
bird, for whom Joe Mosley, Freshman,
SENIOR HISTORY
football possibility, was named, gave
MAJORS ARE AT
way to the lowly chicken on most of
WORK ON THESES the Thanksgiving tables, while hungry
home again, chewed
The Seniors In the History Depart- on drum sticks and participated inment are at work on their theses, the voluntarily In the boycott against the
titles of which follow: "Louis Phil- meleagrld bird.
But one home was happy. The
ippe in Kentucky," Miss Helen
heavy feathered fowl, with
"The Commercial History of
Martin County," Frank Crum; "Pres- the elevated hind too, couldn't soar
and Higher Education," too high on the market to get beyond
byterians
V. Comlltt; "A Commercial the reach of one George Washington.
Marion
History of Nicholas County," William What cared ho for the high cost of
Dotaon; "Chartered Banks Prior to living? Ho could buy a herd of tur18G0," Walter L. McKee; "A Jublleo keys if he wuuted to and then have
History of the University of Ken- money enough left to buy cranberries.
George nays lie got his turkey on
tucky," Arthur S. Kelley and Roy C.
Scott; "Growth of the Y. M. C. A. in foot. What he means is he got it on
tlio run.
Kentucky," Bart N. Peak.
try-ou-

try-ou-

Burk-holde-

TIE ENDS

BRILLIANT SEASON

mess-haller-

LIBRARY

No. 12

AND MAC SHINE

When Doctor Tigert told the report
er that the score of the Tennessee
game was nothing to nothing in favor
of the Wildcats he thought there was
a trick in it somewhere and that the
Doctor was trying to "kid" him. So
the Kernel man asked Cue Early, who
is good on deep stuff, to tell him just
what Doctor Tigert meant. He said
it was this way, that while the score
was a tie the game was really a victory for Kentucky and a big one at
that. In downing Tennessee, Kentucky
snatched the claims of the Knoxville
team for Southern championship out
of their hands and that is all she
could have done by defeating the
Knoxville men. It was also a big feat
when one considers that Tennessee
had pulled the noses of the great
V&uderbllt and also wallowed Sewanee
all over Waite Field.
The game was a fitting climax to a
great season of the Wildcats. A season only marred by the Vanderbilt
nightmare and there was some excuse
for that. The defeat of Mississippi
A. & M. and the scoreless game with
Sewanee made the Wildcats a nonerasable name.
Story of Tennessee Game.
Eleven valiant warriors fearfully
marched onto the field against the ter
rible Tennesseeans. The same eleven,
without a change being made, walked
off full of bruises but bearing their
heads as high as any team that ever
won a glorious victory. The heroes
were:
Crutcher, Heick, Brittain, Dempscy,
Hlckerson, Murphree, Klnne,
Rodet, Grabfelder, Fay
and Mcllvaln.
The game was a tearing contest In
which both sides battled in sticky
mud. The fact is that since the Wildcats were playing open field and the
relying
Tennesseeans
on
their
strength and size, a dry field might
have made a different story.
Kentucky almost won the game at.
one time, when Rodes caught what appeared to be a fumble and raced for a
touchdown. But Referee Henry said
It was not a fumble but an Incomplete
forward pass and that ended the argument.
"Doc" was the big star. The Southern papers have been burning with his
praise and the Tennessee fans are still
dreaming bad dreams about the way
he tore down the field. He outklcked
Hatcher who has been called by many
the best punter in the South, and
tli row forward passes straight to the
mark.
Mcllvaln was ulso a bright light.
Ho intercepted several forward passes
and played the role of life saver to

* THE KENTUCKY KERNEL.

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Kentucky's hope, thrco times whon
the ball was behind Kentucky's goal
lino.
Klnno camo Into prominence by sen
sational defensive work and all the
lino deserves pralso In great gobs for
their performance.
It was a great game. The season
that the game made tho great finale
to, Is one of the most successful In
The
tho history of the University.
have coped with tho great
Wildcats
est teamB in tho South and have
proved that they are worthy of rank
in the vanguard. Vanderbilt got Ken
tucky's goat but the Commodores
went home satisfied that they hadn't
been in any child's play.
The whole team deserves praise.
And above it all, there stands the
long, lean, lanky coach who did the
work. Starting with a Freshmen
team two years ago, Doctor Tigert developed a "bunch" of the best men
that the University has ever clothed
in blue and white. This year with almost overwhelming odds against him
he set his collection of two years
against the best in the South. And
with this result that all the colleges
in the Southland, recognize the University as a strong competitor and ad
mire it as one of them. This is the
work of a great coach whose name
will go down in history.

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DECEMBER

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Tho next cadet hop will be given in
Duell Armory Saturday, December 16.
Girls' tickets can bo socured from

Dean Hamilton after Tuesday and all
(By Mildred Graham.)
nro requested to get them as soon as
Whon tho 8 o'clock whistle blows at
possible
tho University of Kentucky its results
are noticed far and wide. It has a
mysterious power exerted not only on
tho campus but for miles around. Tho
effect of this magic whistle may bo
noted upon every pike leading to the
great center of learning. The rural
Kentuckian quickens his lively pace
at the sound, and wipes tho perspiration from his heated brow. The flivver
is allowed one more notch of tho
throttle and leaps forward with new
BBBLb
(frs
vigor. An extra poke in the ribs is
given Shanks' mare, which gives her
more impetus. The bicycle pedal adds
to each
several more revolutions
winged minute. Old Dobbin kicks
more dust into tho wagon, for from
experience he knows the meaning of
the sound; and a kind motorman of a
country car will perhaps "put on"
more speed, in response to the pray
ers and bribes of his passengers.
Nearer the scene of action the same
ALL STUDENTS INVITED TO
nervous tension prevails. The street
NIGHT. car upon which so much depends
SOCIAL TOMORROW
races on at a reckless rate, much to
of the occupants
The Girls' Fidelis Class of the Max the satisfaction
Machines make use of the fact that
well Street Presbyterian Church will
be hostess at a "measuring social" to two wheels, Instead of four, often facil
be given in the church parlors tomor- itate matters in turning corners.
row night from 8 o'clock to 11 o'clock, Fences offer no obstruction to the
sig
to which all University students are sprinter, who has the
Everyone who at- nal as a stimulus. Thus spring's
cordially invited.
tends is requested to bring three cents warm sunshine, fall's scurrying leaves
r and chill air, heavy rains and light
for each extra inch. An excellent
each extra loot. An excellent program has been arranged and refreshDAY
ments will be served.

DRESS UP
The Outer as
well as the
inner man
CHRISTMAS

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P. M.

snows find tho students arriving each
morning at tho University in their
gentle courtship of tho
goddess of learning.

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one of the features in the new musical
comedy, "My Honolulu Girl," which
opens at the Ada Meade for an engagement beginning Monday matinee
December 11.
The scenes are all placed among
the Hawaiian Islands where a number
of American tourists have Journeyed
to view the beauties of the Island before returning to the United States.
Cluas. J. Burkhart, many times the
feature of leading Broadway productions, is holding down the leading
male comedy end and by the many
laughs he calls forth proves himself
a real comedian and a thoro cure for
the blues.
Alice Berry ub an English maid, is
one of the smallest as well as funniest
little women on tho stlage. Her winning personality and oharacter songs
endear her to her audience and she always meets with a hearty reception.
Inez Rodlrequez, as Yukalana, ward
of tho hotel keeper at Honolulu and
Catherine Martin as Lady Highbrow,
are both possessed of attractive voices
while the chorus in delightful dances
and newest gowns all help to make
this one of the cleverest little shows
ever produced.

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PAPER.
BEGIN DECEMBER 28 Leo J. Sandmann, 'IB, who was
stage manager of tho Strollers in 1!)14
ino Kornoi wishes to request
Makes Professionals of Amateurs
and star of "Charley's Aunt," tho 191B
overy student to go to tho Univer
5c for 9 innings
Over 1,000 Students From play, was recently appointed director sity postofflco on Thursday morn
of dramatics at the Louisville Hoys'
ing after 11 o'clock and get his own
All Over the Country
High School. Mr. Sandmann, who Is
copy of tho papor. No ono is exTo Attend
now a prominent attorney of Louispected or allowed to tako more
ville, has written one of his old Stroll-o- r
thnn ono copy, as thoro is only one
IS SPEAKER
friends that tho constitution and
for each student, and when more
organization of tho club in tho Falls
than ono is taken somo ono olse is
(By "Sap")
City are tho same as thoso of tho deprived of his.
Tho management
rl liroo
weeks from today students
Strollers, and that ho Is very enthusregrets that It Is necessary to make
Managers
from colleges
nnd universities of iastic
concerning the prospects of his this request, but somo persons
have
America will gather in .Lexington for
Limestone
143
club. Ho Is to take up tho work of
been Inking more than their share!
tho Second
National Convcn dramatic
director of tho Girls' High
of tho good news and tho custom!
Hon of the Intercollegiate Prohibition
School of Louisville in tho near
will have to bo stopped.
Association. They will come from all
COMPULSORY CHAPEL sections of tho country to visit tho futn.ro.
ANGERS OUR CADETS famed Blue Grass capital, tho home of
Y. M. C. A. NOTES
Henry Clay nnd tho seat of Southern NICHOLS RETURNS
Metropolitan
The first compulsory chapel attend- learning anu Hospitality. Tiiey arc
FROM UNIV. OF MO.
ance day was last Tuesday. Tho Uni- expecting a warm welcomo from the
The Place for Good Things lo Eat
W. D. Nichols, of the Animal Hus
versity battalion was marched In for- citizens and the students of Kentucky.
bandry Department and head of the
On Friday, Saturday and Sunday, mation to chapel
after tho roll had
Lexington residents, colleges and
farm management department, has retho Annual State Student Conference been called and seated on one side fraternal organizations
will open their
of the Kentucky Young Mens' Chris of tho house. The
DENTIST
of the Uni- doors for the entertainment of the stu turned from a week's trip to Coumbia,
Mo., where ho visited tho college of For any kind of dental iervice call on
tian Associations will be held at versity were also present at the be dents of America. University
of Ken
agriculture and experiment station In
Georgetown College. A strong pro hest of Dean Hamilton, and for the tucky
students will be among those
gram has been provided. It Is expect first time in many moons tho assem
the interest of the course of which he
CIIEAPSIDE
who will welcome tho delegates In
Office hours 8 a. m. 6 p. m.
is now the head.
stu bly room was crowded.
ed that not less than twenty-fiv- e
Phone
true Kentucky style.
The course in farm management,
dents will attend from the University.
President Barker read from the
This convention will be one which
Delegates are urged to see Secretary Scriptures and attempted to make a
which was inaugurated at the Univerwill make history In the prohibition
B.
sity of Missouri in 1912, has devel W.
Johnson not later than Thursday eve short talk, but some persons in the
and allied civic movements. Men of
oped a number of very useful lines of
ning so that entertainment can be audience behaved so badly that it was
SHOP
national and International reputation
provided. Ten professors expect to with difficulty that he was able to
work, far exceeding all expectations.
The Closest Shop" lo University
will come to Lexington with the stu
This survey work was the first of its
attend the faculty conference at the complete his remarks. The stamping
dents. William Jennings Bryan, the
HAIR CUT
15c
same time.
of feet,
at inopportune peerless leader, will be here; Dr. Win kind carried on west of the Mlssiss
Shave
10c
Ippi River.
times and coughing were indulged in field Scott Hall, noted student
Shampoo
15c
of med
Glover's Shampoo. .35c
Thursday evening in the Gymnasium to the great discomfort of the presi
icine; Dr. Ira Landrith, Rev. Chas.
Building, the Young iMen's Christian dent. Lieutenant Fairfax made a few
Stelzle, and a half score of others will 7TH PLACE FOR U. K.
153 S. Limestone St.
Lexington, Ky.
Association will give a social to the remarks, and later stated that the bat appear
STOCK-JUDGING
TEAM
on the convention program
men of the Freshman class. The ob- talion would go to chapel in the future
The big feature of the convention
team,
ject is to get the members of the class with the same regularity and that its
The University
will be the Grand National Oratorical
D.
GO.
which competed in the contests at Chi
better acquainted. A program made members would preserve a semblance
contest, the winner of which Is accord
cago this week, finished seventh out
up of Freshman talent has been ar- of order.
326-- 33)
West Main Street
ed the highest student oratorical lion
of fifteen schools represented.
ranged. Fruit wlH be served.
In the
LEXINGTON,. KY.
The order to fall in and march to
ors in America. The eight young men
individual competition R. B. Rankin
chapel did not meet with the approval
who will compete for this honor have
RUBBER
finished eighth.
50c
Next Sunday evening at the reli- of the battalion and some of the
survived the ordeals of local, state
On sheep judging
the Kentucky
gious meeting, the speaker will be B. soldier lads thought they should exand interstate contests In which more
team was 'third, on hogs they were
JUST THE THING FOR USE
J. Caswell. An Inspirational hour is press their disapproval.
than fourteen hundred men have parsixth, on draft horses ninth and on
memoffered.! It is hoped that all new
IN THE LABORATORIES
ticipated. Truly the "furriners" will
cattle fifteenth. There are no draft
bers will be present promptly at 6:30. Patronize Our Advertisers.
show Kentuckians (noted for oratory)
horses in this part of the country, and
how it is done. But two of the eight
their low standing may be attributed
men are sons of Kentucky; they will
to this fact.
defend the reputation of their State
Purdue University finished first in
against the North and the West and
the contest.
the East.
The opportunity for students of the
South Limestone
OF THE
University of Kentucky to attend tho
Your Friends
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1916
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ONE THOUSAND DELEGATES. PLENTY OF PEP
THE ONE BIG NATIONAL COLLEGE EVENT OF
THE YEAR. Students from the universities and colleges all
Speakers of National and
over the United States will attend.
World prominence will present the Biggest National Movement
You need the help it will give you.
of this student generation.

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ington. The students of America are
making history. Important pages will
be written at the Lexington conven
tion. The eyes of the student world
will be on Lexington December 28 to
31.

Let us all get in on the ground floor,

KY. STUDENTS HAVE
PARTS IN COMEDY
"Pygmalion and Galatea," W. S.
Gilbert's famous comedy, will bo pro
duced at the Lexington College of
Music Friday evening, December 8,
with several University
of Ken
tucky students taking prominent parts
Tho cast follows:
Pygmalion
Derrlll Hart
Leuclppe
Frank Shinnick
Chrysos
Emery Frazior
Agesimos
Joe Milward
Mimos
N. L. Garrett
Galatea
Mamie Miller Woods
Cynisca
Perold Taylor
Daphne
Elizaboth Willis
Myrlue
Paulino Irvine
Tho performance is under tho direction of Mr. Albert Francis Smith.
Tho faculty and students of tho
are Invited. Admission free.
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University
DRILL SHOE
Just the shoe you need, especially constructed of the best grade of
Krom Tan Leather with Goodyear Welted Viscolized soles on a
comfortable English last
Price, $4.50

Fine new Dress Shoes of all leathers in Tan orBlack
- $2.50 to $5.00
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* THE KENTUCKY KERNEL.

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Now
t.hnt we have compulsory SENIOR-SOPGAME
chapel why not have a rule requiring
SET FOR SATURDAY
all students to attend classes, say,
throughout the College year by the student body of once a week?
Published ovory Thursday
Tho
football
gnmc, which will decide tho champion
the University of Kentucky, for tho benefit of tho Btudcnts,
At any rate, the Republicans can
alumni and faculty of the Institution.
ship of tho classes at tho University,
point out tho fact that .Mr. Wilson's will bo played on Stoll Field Saturday
newspaper of tho University.
THE KENTUCKY KERNEL Is tho official
eight-hou- r
day for railroad employees nftcmoon at 2 o'clock. In tho first
college news
It Is Issued with tho view of furnishing to its subscribers all tho
will surely ho a tllsmnl failure In two games
univer-sitieof tho season tho Seniors
concerning tho
of Kentucky, together with a digest of items of interest
Alnskn this winter.
and tho Juniors tied and tho Sophs
of other States and Canada.
decisively boat tho Freshmen.
Tho
FIVE CENTS PER COPY.
It's a risky one to "pull," but we senior-Junio- r
(i iitr.Bi DTtnN. ONE DOLLAR PER YEAR.
game was played over
mail matter.
cannot help remarking concerning two weeks ago, with tho result that
Entered at Lexington Postofflco as second-clasthat broker who has several million the Maybe graduates defeated tho
EDITORIAL STAFF.
eggs cornered, that wo hope his well-lai- third-yea- r
men by tho score of 11 to
William Shinnick
plans go to smash.
0. Tho dope favors neither side, nnd
Assistant Editor
Dillard Turner
tho indications arc that tho struggle
Managing Editor
Wayno Cottingham
Color Line Not Drawn.
will ho of tho
variety.
"Squirrel Food"
J. Franklin Com
(Campbcllsvillc News Journal.)
follows:
Tho line-uti- - wn o Ti,rcf
In the vicinity of tho big water tank
Sophs.
Seniors.
Athletlc Edltor
Thomas Underwood
a snow white sparrow is sometimes Clark
Hall
Exchange Editor
J. R. Marsh
seen. He, she or it consorts with a
Left End.
Y. W. C. A.
Miss Mildred Graham
brothers, sis- Potts
Smith
Mining large flock of his brown
v...rana
ters and cousins who seem unconcernLeft Tackle.
Literary
Herbert Schaber
Gaugh
Tapscott
Agriculture ed about him.
Harry Cottrell
Left Guard.
REPORTERS.
And Wrung the Tears from Volunteers Crum
Bland
Byron Bacon Black
Thornton Connell.
Tnhn s RhArwnnd.
Our hats are off again to that thin
Center.
W. C. Draddy.
blue line of heroes who, with odds of Kelly
Planck
BUSINESS STAFF.
weight, field and "dope" against them,
Right Guard.
Business Manager
Joe M. Robinson
humbled the mightiest machine in the Schaber
Neblett
1
South on its own field and demonRight Tackle.
strated conclusively that, whatever Hincs
Clark
The End of the Season.
their other deficiencies, Kentucklans
Right End.
can surely fight.
Harney or Hopkins
Schneider
Quarterback.
The University of Kentucky football team last
'Nother Lykelle.
Longsworth
Rawllngs
Thursday closed a successful football season in a blaze He went to chapel, Johnny Jones,
Left Halfback.
over-worke- d
phrase is permissible. The
of glory, if
And coughed and stamped his feet. Collins
Whaley
Tennessee game was a revelation even to the stanchest He was a hero, Johnny Jones,
Fullback.
a tie,
supporters of the team, and altho the score was
A gentleman most neat.
Gardner
Foster
and
the Wildcats out-playis generally admitted
No low brow was this darling boy,
Right Halfback.
outgeneraled their opponents. Kentucky fight and deboob was he;
superior weight and "the HeNoknew
termination again proved
that folks stamped on the MISSES TAYLOR AND GAINES

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SELECTS

Tho Prohibition Club has selected
tho following prizes to bo awarded In
tho thomo contest mentioned in tho
Kernel last week. Tho first prize will
bo a Webster's Student Dictionary and
tho second, a complete sot of Shakespeare's works attractively bound lti
one volume. Theso prizes aro offered
by tho club, tho money for their purchase being donated by Mrs. Frances
E. Heauchamp, of Lexington, State
president of tho W. C. T. U.
Professor L. L. Dantzler, who has
been
with the prohibitionists In the promotion of the contest, in speaking of tho prizes to a
Kernel representative, said: "I have
seen these books and consider them
very attractive.
Any Freshman or
Sophomore student will do well to try
for one of them."
The contestants should take notice
that the time limit for handing in th