THE KENTUCKY KERNEL
University of Kentucky
LEXINGTON, KENTUCKY, DEC. 7, 19J6.

VOL IX
FIVE WILDCATS

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WHO ARE KENTUCKY'S 1 0

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Brit, Doc, Crutcher, Clem Question Will Be Answered
ents and Grabby on
Tomorrow Morning in
Mythical

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Eleven

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The rose that blooms along the garden
walk,
Ere yet the last gray shades of dawn
are fled,
Bends wearily her slender, thorny
stalk,
And sadly droops her glorious, crimson head.

ALL STUDES TO VOTE

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TEAM.
End Crutcher, Kentucky.
Tackle Mom, Georgetown.
Guard Irittaln, Kentucky.
CenterClements, Kentucky.
Guard Montgomery, Centre.
Tackle Jenkins, Georgetown.
End Taylor, Georgetown.
Quarter Rodes, Kentucky.
Half Grabfelder, Kentucky.
Half R. Arnett, Transylvania.
Fullback Daniels, Louisville.

DR. TIGERT'S PICKS.

"End Crutcher, Kentucky.
Tackle Daniels, Louisville.
Guard 'Brittain, Kentucky.
Center Clements, Kentucky.
Guard Montgomery, Centre.
Tackle Jenkins, Georgetown.
End Taylor, Georgetown.
Quarter Rodes, Kentucky.
Half Arnett, Transylvania.
Half Grabfelder, Kentucky.
Fullback Mcllvaln, Kentucky.

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team picks of the
coaches of Kentucky teams have appeared. The composite eleven taken
from the selections of all the coaches
forms an almost unbeatable team and
is the one that will be recognized as
team by the football
the
fanatics of the State. Personally, the
sport writer of the Kernel never did
have any use for picks 'of any kind
since he chopped his foot with one of
the ax variety one day trying to dig
up a big rock.
But anyway the picks of the coaches
are all well made. The State of Kentucky has had some 'wonderful players
this year and some who will go down
In gridiron annals as the best in their
places in the history of football. The
University of Kentucky has it all over
the State of Kentucky.
The naked truth (this phrase should
bring a mental Image before the eye
of the reader) is that the Wildcat orr
aggregation
ganization is an
itself and every man on it deserves
recognition. In fact the
sport writer wanted to choose an
team htaself and put the
down. Ho told
whole Kentucky line-utola to the editor of the Kernel, who
ia seriouB minded and can't appreciate it as a thing of humor. So we
won't get to pick our team.
Thus the composite team will have
to be accepted althq Ye Scribe still
feels that the football fans of the
State should have been given the ben
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Who are the ten most popular coeds at the University of Kentucky?
The Kentuckian voting contest, to
decide who will be the ones lucky
enough to get their individual pictures
in the feature section of this year's
annual, will be held In the University
chapel Friday morning, and every student who is interested in seeing some
particular friends honored should be
present at the regular time.
As announced before, each student
who attends will be given a ballot
with ten spaces, on which he or she
will write the names of the ten s
favored. Each vote must be cast sep
arately; that Is the ballot must con
tain ten names. No one will be allowed to cast ten votes or even two
votes for one girl. The ballots will
be deposited in boxes at the doors and
no one who falls to go to chapel to
morrow morning will be allowed to
vote. Each student will be given one
and only one ballot and any one trying to repeat will be given the limit
of the law.
The editor of the Kentuckian is
rather mysterious concerning the program for the morning, but it is under
stood that he has prepared one that
will make up in quality what It lacks
A speech or two from
In quantity.
members of the staff is expected.
and
All students, including
all members of the faculty will be alPopulowed to vote in the contest.
larity is the only criterion for voting,
and all girl students are eligible for
places.
Do you want to see your friends'
It's up
pictures in the Kentuckian?
to you! Be in chapel tomorrow.
s,

HEAVY BIRDS LEAD
CONTEST
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The first month of the
contest being conducted at the Ex
periment Station has just closed, with
the heavier birds still in the lead.
The lighter fowls are not doing as
well now as at first, while the others
are rapidly improving.
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ADDED TO

ORCHESTRA DEPARTMENT.
Since the organization of the symphony orchestra considerable interest
is being shown In all music departments of the University, due largely
to the work of Director Cover.
A library, recently added to the orchestra department contains the complete scores and parts of the symphonies of the Classical School in ad
dition to a number of other works.
These are open to all students inter
ested.

Teams to Compete For Bar- Entire Team Stars In Turkey Day Game With
ker Loving Cup DeTennessee
cember 15
DECLAMATORY FRIDAY DOC

She saw your lips, your blushes as
t
The annual
of the Union Lityou sighed,
erary Society to select a team to repTo petulance
she yielded, jealous
resent the society at the annual deflower,
bate with the "Patterson Literary SoAnd in the night she cried.
ciety .to be held December 15, was
R. F. R.
held Monday night and out of twelve
contestants the following were selected: T. L. Creekmore, J. J. McBrayer
BASKETBALL PRACTICE
and A. L. Cole. The first two named
are students in the College of Law;
BEGINS III EARNEST Mr. Cole is enrolled in the Agricultural College. Herbert Schaber was
selected as alternate. The judges of
Gumbert and Ireland Only the contest were: Professor L. L.
Members of Last Year's Dantzler, Professor J. T. C. Noe, and
Judge Lyman Chalkley. The subject
Squad Left
of debate was "Resolved, That the
United States Should Annex Mexico."
BOTH TEAMS CRIPPLED
t
of the Patterson
The annual
Basketball practice was begun in Society which was held last Tuesday
the armory Monday afternoon with a night resulted in the following being
large number out. The first game will selected to make up the team: A. B.
be played about the middle of next Crawford, F. O. Mayes and M. U.
Conditt, with J. W. Kallbreier as almonth.
Altho greatly handicapped this year ternate. The judges of the contest,
by the absence of Server, Hart and in which there were eight contestants,
the two Zerfoss brothers, whose play were Professors Weaver and Baker.
ing was responsible for many points
The two teams selected will meet
last season, it is thought that a good December 15 to compete for the Barteam will be developed.
ker Loving Cup, at which time a team
Two of last year's squad, Gumbert will be selected to represent the Uniand Ireland, are back this year and versity In Its debate with Georgetown
with them as a nucleus for the team College.
The Patterson Society will hold its
the prospects are considered bright.
annual declamatory contest in chapel
The former Is captain of the team.
Gumbert, Ireland, Longworth, Bar- - tomorrow evening at 8 o'clock, the
tee and McKinney were out for prac contestants competing for the Crum
and "Doc" medal. The following have entered
tice Monday afternoon
F.
F. O. Mayes, R.
Rodes, Mcllvaln and Alvln Thompson the contest:
will come out later. All are consid- Rlchey, Walter Piper, William Shin-nicM. U. Conditt and A. B. Craw
ered likely material. Dr. Tigert and
Tuttle will coach the ford.
"Squirrelly"
team.
The girls basketball team has also GEORGE WASHINGTON
been hard hit. With Misses Heller,
HAS TURKEY DINNER
Flanery and Bastln out, only Misses
Haydon, Innes and Cregor, of last
The festive turkey, historic fowl,
year's squad, are left to form the
and proud hope of those who would
nucleus of a new team.
displace the eagle as the national
bird, for whom Joe Mosley, Freshman,
SENIOR HISTORY
football possibility, was named, gave
MAJORS ARE AT
way to the lowly chicken on most of
WORK ON THESES the Thanksgiving tables, while hungry
home again, chewed
The Seniors In the History Depart- on drum sticks and participated inment are at work on their theses, the voluntarily In the boycott against the
titles of which follow: "Louis Phil- meleagrld bird.
But one home was happy. The
ippe in Kentucky," Miss Helen
heavy feathered fowl, with
"The Commercial History of
Martin County," Frank Crum; "Pres- the elevated hind too, couldn't soar
and Higher Education," too high on the market to get beyond
byterians
V. Comlltt; "A Commercial the reach of one George Washington.
Marion
History of Nicholas County," William What cared ho for the high cost of
Dotaon; "Chartered Banks Prior to living? Ho could buy a herd of tur18G0," Walter L. McKee; "A Jublleo keys if he wuuted to and then have
History of the University of Ken- money enough left to buy cranberries.
George nays lie got his turkey on
tucky," Arthur S. Kelley and Roy C.
Scott; "Growth of the Y. M. C. A. in foot. What he means is he got it on
tlio run.
Kentucky," Bart N. Peak.
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AND MAC SHINE

When Doctor Tigert told the report
er that the score of the Tennessee
game was nothing to nothing in favor
of the Wildcats he thought there was
a trick in it somewhere and that the
Doctor was trying to "kid" him. So
the Kernel man asked Cue Early, who
is good on deep stuff, to tell him just
what Doctor Tigert meant. He said
it was this way, that while the score
was a tie the game was really a victory for Kentucky and a big one at
that. In downing Tennessee, Kentucky
snatched the claims of the Knoxville
team for Southern championship out
of their hands and that is all she
could have done by defeating the
Knoxville men. It was also a big feat
when one considers that Tennessee
had pulled the noses of the great
V&uderbllt and also wallowed Sewanee
all over Waite Field.
The game was a fitting climax to a
great season of the Wildcats. A season only marred by the Vanderbilt
nightmare and there was some excuse
for that. The defeat of Mississippi
A. & M. and the scoreless game with
Sewanee made the Wildcats a nonerasable name.
Story of Tennessee Game.
Eleven valiant warriors fearfully
marched onto the field against the ter
rible Tennesseeans. The same eleven,
without a change being made, walked
off full of bruises but bearing their
heads as high as any team that ever
won a glorious victory. The heroes
were:
Crutcher, Heick, Brittain, Dempscy,
Hlckerson, Murphree, Klnne,
Rodet, Grabfelder, Fay
and Mcllvaln.
The game was a tearing contest In
which both sides battled in sticky
mud. The fact is that since the Wildcats were playing open field and the
relying
Tennesseeans
on
their
strength and size, a dry field might
have made a different story.
Kentucky almost won the game at.
one time, when Rodes caught what appeared to be a fumble and raced for a
touchdown. But Referee Henry said
It was not a fumble but an Incomplete
forward pass and that ended the argument.
"Doc" was the big star. The Southern papers have been burning with his
praise and the Tennessee fans are still
dreaming bad dreams about the way
he tore down the field. He outklcked
Hatcher who has been called by many
the best punter in the South, and
tli row forward passes straight to the
mark.
Mcllvaln was ulso a bright light.
Ho intercepted several forward passes
and played the role of life saver to

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