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Tracy Amburgey. business sophomore, W05 surrounded bY students Donovan cafeteria was the chosen site at many students desiring to :
A d th . . desiring '0 vote in the first day at balloting in the Student Association vote in the Student Association Elections. Lina Puryeor an undeoded ‘r ',.~
n e WInner Is... Elections. Amburgey manned the Student Center voting place, freshman. and Tricia Niemonn, iour'rialism freshman, paused before " "
answering questions and instructing students on how to vote. dinner to vote. I} ',
Rejects freeze of nuclear weapons ;‘
Reagan I atch'ng' Sal do an ele t-O
WASHINGTON (AP) — President Concerning his budget face-off with any. immediate freeze on US. and several times a window of liberals and has 24 Senate signatures. "This is an important move in the ;.
Reagan said last night that if a new Congress,Reagan said he is not an in- Sovret nuclear weapons. vulnerability." The ma] refioiutiOh that drew his right direction," Reagan said of the
right-wing government takes over in flexible “great stone face" on his Ashe had before, thepresidentcall- The resolution rejected by Reagan backing already has a majority of the Warner—Jackson resolution. He cited .. .4
El Salvador and turns away from high-deficit federal budget andiswill- ed for a superpower effort to reduce is sponsored in the Senate by Mark Senate. It is being pushed mostly by _.
social reform, Hit would giveusgreat ing to listen to proposals for com— the levelof nuclearweaponry. Hatfield, a senior Republican from such defenseminded senators as its call for major. verifiable reduc- ,_
difficulties,”but declined to say what promise. Explaining, Reagan said: “The Oregon, and Edward M. Kennedy, D- John Warner, R-Va.. and Henry M. tions in US. and Soviet nuclear
hewoulddoabout it. He said it is possible that some truthof thematteris that on balance Mass. It is supported primarily by JacksonDWash, weapons toequal force levels. . 3
The president opened his first reductions in the defense budget the Soviet Union does have a definite ', j. -'
prime time news conference by rejec- could be achieved without endanger- margin of superiority, enough so that l '- I.
ting any immediate freeze of nuclear ing US. security, but he offered no thereisarisk. . L I'gt I, ”' I, d ‘fl’ t :2
weapons, saying that the Soviet Union specific compromise along those “AndI think that a freeze would not ex, 0 a ra S sen ence _-f
has a "definite margin of superiori- lines. only be disadvantageous, even ' " " *
ty”that mustfirstbebalanced. The president‘s 1983 budget plan dangerous tous." In mar [luana S mug g I” g case g. .13
Dealing with El Salvador, Reagan has drawn congressional complaints He instead gave his support to . .‘~
putthe emphasis onthetumoutih “3- over a deficit now estimated at $96 amther ”090531 “Hint! for a freeze GENEVA Ill (AP) — A Lexington marijuana the largest drug seizure in was free on a lbo d . ‘
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tional. {9190th there last Sunday. bllhon- R838?" said, I am llStefllhgi only after the United States has (3105' man described as one of the leading the city’s history. convicted in Philadelphia on federal i . f .
The d‘Ylded outcome Of that balloting and I m “0t inflexihle and remaining at: the algal? m “{9an areas where smugglers of Columbian marijuana The two men arrested with Bryant charges of possession of a silencer. 7.5
has raised the prospect of a right- a great stone face. . e a 'mSt’atlon says the Sovrets in the United States has been sentenc- were identified as Salvator Presta, 38. authorities said. He has since lost that '3'} " ‘
Wing 003mm“ that might r epudiate Ht? 5?“! oneofthe worst Signals the havean edge. edtofour and one-half years in prison of Cicero, Ill. and Jay Fern. 35. of appeal and is scheduled to begin a i}, ""1
the pohcxes 0‘ PreSident Jose administration could send would .be . We cahnot afford to Fepeat past in connection with a drug seizure last Harvard, 111. They entered guilty federalprison term. , 1.;
Napoleon DUB"?- . an outright retreat from m)“ mistakes, Reagan said m apparent year. pleas in return for lighter sentences. Bryant also faces trial on two other ,' f ‘-
”we re watchinguthis very careful- facets Of his tax ““5 and spending referencetopast agreements. mutt”? Bradley Bryant was sentenced prosecutors said. federal charges. in Philadelphia, be it _«.
ly, Reagan said. It would give us curbs. Sovtets thatheand other critics claim b . . ‘ faces federal mm fraud charges -'; )
great difficulties if the government “You don't increase taxes in a forfeitedadvantagss to the Kremlin. yesterday y Judge. Paul Schnake 0t OffIClals 0f the federal Drug 'bn- stemming from a schemein which he ",-‘.- t.
turned away from the reforms that recession,"Reagan said. He invited the Soviet Union “to join Kane minty Circuit Court afterohe forcement Agency have described allegedly bilked a firm out of $1 5 1.} -:f_
have been instituted. . He also said the most important with us now, to substantially reduce was conVicted on charges stemming Bryant €15 one Of. the t0? smugglers 0f million. '
' Reagan said the election turnout thing that can bedone to help people nuclear weapons and make an impor- from a 1:81ng bF‘St‘ Prosecutors Columbian marijuana 1" the United Bryant and his cousin Larry ,1. fl ."
showed “a real desire for democracy suffering due to the economic slump tant breakthrough for lasting peace had soug t _ e maxtmum penalty 0t States. Bryant face trial in California on
there." So he said he was optimistic is to continue the drive to reduce onearth." sevenyearsm prison. A DEA agent was assigned ,0 charges thev stole secret infrared ‘. >7}.
and would avoid answering the ques- federal spending. At present, he said, the Soviet Bryant, 38, and two other men were monitor Bryant's activities full time. scopes from. the Air Force‘s China .' ..' 1 '
tion of what the United States would Reagan began his televised and Umon"‘doss haveadefinite margin of arrested May go 1981, in an Eigin, anda DE A tip led to the Elgin arrest. Lake Weapons Testing Center in -."t
do if a new government jettisoned broadcast news conference with a superiority, enough so that there is 111., motel where police say they con- authorities said. southeastern California
reform. statement and an answer rejecting risk and there is what I have called fiscated 304 pounds of Columbian At the time of his arrest. Bryant ' '5;
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Legls ature approves truck taxpa age
____—B DIANA TAYLOR with Senate amendments to the the fees would be assessed fines of address theproblem, Stumbo said. In small. independent truckers that 15 by 5933 the Senate bill to which it was ‘ f
y . ted Pr W 'te measure. :500to $1,000 for each violation. addition, he said, “We’re giving (coal going to take them out of business.“ attached. ' .‘
iissocia ess n r Before taking that action, however, Of the money generated by the fees, operators and truckers) a way to get Larger companies will be able to af— The Senate, without debate. gave 1
m». c- _..a_-_ the House endorsed a companion bill the first $1.6 million would be ear- legal and they want toget legal." ford the assessments, he said, but its approval to the plan by a 2015 ' .
that would give coal operators a markedforthestateroadfund. Rep. Ll0yd Clapp. D-Wingo, smaller truckers willbcunable to re vote. _‘ j _
FRANKFORT (A?) — The Ken- choice between paying the weight- The rest wouldbeavailable tocoal- argued, however, that the combined main competitive. Both bills now go to Gov. John Y. , :3
tucky General Assembly approved distance tax or paying special fees for producing counties andthoseatfected weight-distance tax and overweight- The House approved the overweight Brown Jr.. who is expected to sign
yesterday 8 _lenglatlve package operating overweight trucks. by its transportation which match the fees program amounted to “a tax on fee plan on a voice vote and endorsed them into law ; ' .
which would bring the sum;I some :45 As described by Rep. Herbie state funds with 25 percent of their ,-
mi ion in new money W ile man- Deskins, D—Pikeville, the bill would own money. ' :-
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l W evy a 235 obtain a free permit from the state won't be able to participate in this of h h mh .
cents-per-mile tax on trucks weighing Departmentof’l‘ransportation, program,"Deskins said. sources pa c '8“ pave ' a or says ‘i'
more than 60.000 pounds. The other Before awarding the permit, the The measure also would permit a . ' ‘ ' -
Wild give coal operators and other: department wmld have to approve trucker to “haul away any amount (1* _———_ pay very little In property taxes, said state will stay on the Side Of the people '
who transport natural resources the the tramportation plan proposed by coal) but the We? will be pay- ”JEFF “INNN Gaventa. “The average tax on coal in who just want to use the land to put ‘ a
option of avoiding tint tax if they the operator after determining that ing...to finance the upkeep of the St‘“ Writer Martin County is only 13 cents per change in their pockets or decide to .
want their trucks tocarry more than themaysmdbridges could witln- roads,“headded. .._ _. _ acre which means that the people of help the people who live there." be ,
..Wm- tand theemeu weight. Rep. Gregory Stumbo, D- that area pay through the teeth for the said. ‘ ‘ ‘
In addition to the weight-distance After receiving the permit, the coal Prestonsburg, assured his colleagues Standard policies of land ownership small social services they receive.“ Past attempts to levy taxes on un- ’
taxman-owl 810 would increase cab operator would be assessed a per-ton that the bin would hnve no effect on and taxation in Ami-chi. m {oi-c. hesaid. mined minerals have failed in the
card fees from $2 to 320. would ex- fee of four-tenth of 1 percent of the the existing formula for the distribu- in: the people into poverty, said ac- Gaventa, quoting from the Ap— Kentucky Legislature. House Bill 549 .
empt smaller trucks from fee in- average state coal price for each tionofcoel-cevennce tax receipts to tivtstauthorJohnGaventa. palachian Land Ownership Study, which would have lifted taxation
ensue-m continue an existing ur- overweightload. counties. 8 II to a packed ter- said multinational conglomerates restrictiom on unmincd coal, was
banuemption. That formula would lwly to trips in in”. he said, the bill "hm day shaman in the Student a“! own 10 percent of the land and 70 per- pigeonholed last week by Home .
Mm mm I Wk 0" e«cm d15mllu.The levy wouldbe sproblem that we hnve putmrheadl mm“ a“ m n m, a a; can or the mineral rights, meaning Speaker Bobby Richardson.
Mention fees under the urban ex- two-tenths of 1 percent of the ave-age in the and about in Kentucky and land ownership in Appalachia is in the low revenue rem-n on the property A study conducted by the Kentucky .
emptioriiftheirtnvel is restricted to coal price for shorter trips, Dukim said we don't have" — road damage We“ «at toe makes the Appalachian area one of Fair Tax Coalition (an interest
specifieddlstances. ' “id. resulting from overweight cool I m‘ unmtsectimofuiecamu'y. grmp), one of the main spomon of
Final actionon HB sweame in the operators who choae the permit trucks. The large corporations "m “The attention that present; itself the tax reform bill, ranks Kentucky
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The special state Student Financial Aid Simon, has jumped into the fray with a bill to

. 7 Task Group had some good news for the mid- keep major financial aid programs at their
., dle class lastweek. 1982 levels. He said he knew every facet of
. Paul Borden, the group‘s chairman, told government had to tighten its belt; that was MIND i F I 7 / MN THE PURSESTRMG
Council on Higher Education executive direc- his reasoning behind his vote in December for
‘ tor Harry Snyder last Thursday that the $49.6 a four percent cut in higher education financ- . I v . A B lT D
‘, million in federal financial aid cuts proposed ing. // ‘ 'l o
4; in the Reagan administration‘s 1983 budget But he has refused to allow Kentucky’s V/ I, i I
I. “will affect all income groups . . . the hardest share of Federal money to drop any further. (Q ;//’ j \ .
j ‘ hit will be those students from families with “I’m looking more favorably toward defense “ ,
incomes ranging between $12,000 and $30,000." cuts,” he said after being asked to endorse / / -~ ’ I“
Borden went on to say that by the 1983—84 another $2 billion rollback in financial aid. 4—,» Ms, /' ,, I ‘0’“
academic year, 54 percent of the applicants “I want to preserve our defense.” he said, u, éé’ “\ 4 i ))
‘-. 'j will experience severe reductions in their aid. “but the best way to do it 15 through . 'r \i L\ ( ( . ’
. And the task group concluded that some of technology and education. If we slash higher . v e A q , .
that 54 percent “will enroll in lowercost in- education, the long-term effects Will be ‘ v' \ , 3\ f‘ \\ ,. "
situtions and some, perhaps many, will leave devastating to America‘s future.” - I \ \ 4‘ l l ‘ M "if 4 .
. the post-secondary system altogether." Hopkins appears to have a grasp on the pro- \\ \ ’ ~\\\\ \, \ /’ Jr ‘, 1
It‘s a deplorable situation, and one the blem, and with enough comment and ‘s‘ ‘ ' 'Ci \ (i o , 0 l
University should turn all its guns on now that pressure, Kentucky’s other legislators may § " \ 10 w; p ‘
the General Assembly nears adjournment. develop a like interest in the future of this M (K \M I ,.
Nearly everyone here depends in some way state’s college students. * " . . :1, . 1,, ,«V .
.. or another on Federal dollars. With the CHE This is an election year for the US. House of \ékgfl)’ ’ x ‘
' f'. having already planned to raise tuition in each Representatives. Soon, the candidates will be 3:)M::.-‘€.”I"-”
'; of the next two years. the dependance on that out stumping for support for their re-elections. ® _
‘ . money will continue to grow. With a force as vocal and as sizable as the g t , ‘ \K‘K“
17." And with that growth will come a like students of Kentucky’s universities, the r, _ .’-._.:-.;i_._i:;'-'f>:.'.y_'-i._'if.3.5.5"gig:-.;}::':_'f:}i_:_»;.:;_ifti'éi;if:ff-:-c_.,._
; shrinkage of Pell Grants and Guaranteed Stu- state’s legislators might listen if their 1 (7‘3 -.'f::‘fgsjrif:i;:»:.;::if:f-.-:»,f:-_'5.53=i33’3'3'11i; .lél
_ dent Loans. Rep. Larry Hopkins, R-Ky., telephones in Washington started ringing non— - =7lf'f55'52-f_ If '- . -I;:iiffif3i-3335f5'3i3"if-i}, \\
yesterday said 16,000 Kentucky students could stop. If" “‘33:" 53'5- ..;.:i. fit-.35 :93.,_.c;:_if.,'jff:':.-'.i}f:331,37; l
be affected by the exclusion of graduate The House will be voting today on the conti- '35."_:","‘.=._:'..~f:_-'_'f:.-,I_::;._'_f:_i;:;ff.;_‘j;._.
.; . students from the Guaranteed Student Loan nuing budget resolution. Should the resolution Mk ' {:5 if. ‘égif.’:3r;'_'.';f,;';:1_':";:‘1:11;}.f.i:'5:‘-f:?:.'_‘fins
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2 And the average Pell Grant. now $877 per separating Kentucky ’5 students from another ' ( 'Ifi-:\ :5 ’ “”Z‘I-i'i'iii 35'}. .. 33;,- x 7‘55."i5-iii".5:-5:55.31C‘ii-ii/f5i'l:f:53:-3..1:3"iiibii’i'.f*5':.:3'i\i
million slash contemplated by the Reagan ad- We work too hard and make too many ‘1» ’ ‘~ ~ 7" " " ' ;,2 ,
ministration. How Kentucky students will sacrifices once we get here to allow that to ‘7 ’ ’ ——r .
“ make up the difference is anyone's guess. happen. ‘ ..
‘ Hopkins, along with Illinois Democrat Paul Speak up now, before it‘s too late.
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Lasers in space, medicine, ception of the visible light portion. the seeing some of the action too. Lasers This laser procedure relieves the be reflected either back to earth or to biological warfare. But, in a way, I
. a manufacturing and cigarette lighters ES is inVisible. Different wavelengths could have an important impact on pressure in theeye by allowing fluids another galactic laser station without think it’s exciting to live in the era
. ,. _ futuristic? Lasers are used of the ES exhibit different properties our economy, perhaps putting people _ to escape. ,Use of the laser beam pro- losing intensity. This feature implies when such fiction-like developments
regularly already. yet we are only on characteristic of those wavelengths, out of work by lowering the cost of cedure only requires 10 to 60 minutes that lasers could be used in com- are actually taking form. "
.:-'_ the threshold of realizing their full manufacturing processes or com- and can prevent more expensive and munications which would travel at
. potential. H be munication systems. On the other risky surgical correction of thespeedof light. The capacity of our civilization to
f3. Lasers wi used to destroy hand, many people will be employed glaucoma. ~ use lasers or nuclear science is not in
enemy facilities both in space and on ‘ in the new laser production field. , .Lasers arme :15: bteing used exten- itself bad; the ways we use these
‘f .1 the ground, according to Richard - J h UK sDr. Shafer tells me that lasers Sive y m a ac unng processes forms of energy could have a
.' De v . ° " are used here rimaril for diabetic because they reduce energy and pro- - - - -
, Lauer. l. S Defense Department _ . P y . . beneflCial or detrimental impact on
hi f of r r h d - - ‘\ sz Medical News recently reported the retinopath , other retinal diseases duction costs and increase factory - -

. c e esea c an engineering. . . y h . our world. Are we like children play-
if, The problem is that the Soviet Union “ ' ' ""' "’ “ ’ use Of lasers for routine OUtPafiellt and glaucoma- He said that laser safety'.T 8i; agetgeg tEhCUt lanerdn.“ ing with fire, or can we trust my
is expected to get itslaser weapons in- The ES components of nature can "83th 0f glaucoma. Glaucoma ‘5 beams are coherent beams 0f hght- affine st: dsrilll bm age?" 0m: judgement for the future use of these
15' to orbit by 1990 __ before we do. From be used to help people, or they can be an eye disease characterized by high Normal hght rays get more diffuse as 1h “5 ry, 1'“ y CW5 51 W3 ' toys?
fr its orbital vantage point. laser used to destroy. Used in controlled pressures 1." the eye (caused by fluid the distance from the light source in- clmtaking dango‘tio cut metal, cloth,

‘1." weapons can target sites anywhere quantities.X-rays and ultrasound can aGC‘ImUJaF'O'” and can result 1" creases. lasers are concentrated pas lcsan w ‘ ©1982.J0hnFritz
-. . 5 An article in Time tMarch 15‘ 1982) aid in the diagnosis of illnesses; UV blindness if not treated. Usmg lasers, beams of light and do not get diffuse Icould complain thatlasers are just
:33‘3‘ suggests that by 1990 the Soviets will light can help heal skin diseases; ph-yswlans. can burn a _very PfeCISe as they leave theirsource. . an added worry to a society that is John Fritz is a graduate student in
.-I' have a manned space station “mo microwaves can cook food and lasers microscopic hole in the iris — a pro- Thus, they could be aimed ata mir- already hypersensitive to nuclear Toxicology and is producer of
tioning as an orbiting laser military can be used in delicate eye surgery. cedure called an iridectomy. ror on the moon and the beam could waste or fallout and chemical or Telecable's "Science Newsline."
w; base. While there is an agreement Unleashed in large amounts, X-rays
I t._.‘, between the US and USSR banning can be lethal. UV light can burn and
1:”: space weapons‘ lasers are not lnCllld- blind and lasers can kill and destroy. - I I I
cu nae probably bccuuu they Could this turn out to be society's II‘St ay 0 I)" IS OI‘ umor 00 IS ness
‘.'-]-*1-- one of the few truly practical space Frankenstein: the tamed creation I
i:'_.'_‘.': weapons. As part of the 1983 defense turning against the creator? .
‘} budget. Reagan . proposes 5115-7 Dr. "‘3’?“ W Shafer, a UK 0p' Ftu one quarter of a year passes WASHINGTON — In a raucous cost cutting example of Reagan and “.Mr president, how will you ras-
. 1., .. million foralaserspace program, thalmologist. said that while lasers 1 h - .1 , . . ., . . . . .
W J st ' m n h' ‘ l t d are safe when used properly they do before we ce ebrate a day ononng Apri Fools Day press conference, his Wife Nancy. Just this week they pond to critiCism that Reagancomics
.. :‘ h u _ :5 h a f“ ”fo ”‘ 2 have destructive potential‘ Lasers our national sense of humor. But, on President Reagan prescribedastartl- hired someone to wash the White is primarily designed for wealthier
C :m:?alst~ e '15 1"” “d. 'flmg l ,‘f‘ are used in medicine because of their April 1 free reign is given to the ing new medicine for the country‘s House china and silverware. That Americans, whose television sets and
'2..‘,‘ Po ‘nblla 2,991“ hvar'm‘“ . (:me recision snot their power The are American inclination for pranks, ailing economy. Unemployment, high way they save a couple of hundred newspaper subscriptions give them
.13.. mvrsx ep ysma p enomena nparc P ‘ y ' ' y puns, jokes, gags,satire, ridicule and interest rates and large budget thousanda week by re-using thecur- better access to your economic
: j- tlcular. recent giant steps in the ex only equivalent to three watts 0f - - . . . ,,
. , 1. l 'tat f th I wer and draw off 220 volts of elec- parody. defic1ts can be cured by strengthen- rent settings rather than buying new Jokes? asked a reporter from the
.‘v.".\:' POI 10“ 0 e emlromagnf‘llf {90 't f‘ t th 1 be Our willingness to laugh at ing the country’s weakened sense of ones.” Wall Street Journal.
Spectrum ITClUde SUCh (lettel‘lpmen‘s Jlgflme‘agerra : midi)“; :3? ourselves andtheability toseehumor humor, Reagan said. “What this —_..._—_—. H , , , _ ,
;_. f: as mlCl‘OWdVeS, lasers and ultra» . b . 1C3 ‘ase C _UI‘ a e in the bleakest of situations has caiintryneedsnowisnotagood ten- Guest Thatstrue. It is primarily design- '
1,1. i sound The continuing developments ma Six Inch Cinder block in one hour h l 1- hte the] d of t - but ood'ok n ed for wealthier citizens," Reagan
"2’. “’ in h *i . . d th . 1‘ t' f th or less according to Shafer Used eped lg n 0a many pro— cen as” as J e. ' “ '
iy'.,:|?-.“,,_ l Ptys Cb dn _ . 0 arm 108.10" 0 9 med' ll d t H ed ' d' blems we have shouldered duringour The president set the tone for the ' ' s‘fld- But we believe the well-to-do
is} e ect romagnnetic Spetlrum‘ln the 20th tonic? y un er fcorligrtt) hatcpi‘iei- country‘s history. It is important then press conference in his opening plnlon wtll tell our_economic Jokes to their
[.7 T. 09" ”In “3 have dramatit effects on ’0 St asers are 5:: e, a: I“; { II F‘ that we devote a day toward exercis- remarks. “Good afternoon ladies and butlers. maids and gardeners and
. _- your ifej (areers. safety and. health { r: lgroups ge a o o aser ingthenational wit, soit will besharp germs," 38888“ said to the assembl- —-———~—————‘—‘— they Will in turn pass the Jokes on to
.: ’. '3, X-ray s. ultraviolet and visible light. 80 no ogy. ’ enough to meet the challenges that lie ed throngof media superstars. thalr friends by word-of—mouth. We
sound waves. microwaves, lasers, Lasers are 30108 _‘0 see more and ahead. After reporters had joined Danger- callitthe“t.ickle down theory."
xi: 5'1 radio waves and television waves are more uses heeldes Just military and Now that I’ve justified the purpose While reporters wondered whether field in a standing ovation for the first In hisclosing remarks thepresident
125,-. . all components of the elec» mgdictal apphdcation. manutfacturing of this column I can allow my own wit to laugh or have their hearing check- couple's self sacrifice, it was Martin’s tried to convince skeptical reporters
{ tromagnetic spectrum With the ex in US “85 an communlca 1015 are to proceed with reckless abandon. ed, Reagan went on to announce the turntoentertainthepress. of thevalidityof Reagancomics. Hav-
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 THE KENTUCKY KERNEL. Thursday. Apr" 1, 1982-3 -
news round-up page 6 .
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Blllets , . . 7 .
Doux Dldartlcle prejudge Dupree.
W'Wm— 1n the Monday and Tuesday edi- body, as SA's directoroflobbying. To make matters worse, SA Presi- .,
tions of the Kernel, a gross violation "'5 ironic that the same week Gov, dent Britt Brockman's blanket ap— ‘
. . . . of "objective journalism" was com- John Y. Brown is opening state proval of Dupree's claim to this , , «
M Kinne - the ”We” 0f student apathy and a ”no" “he Jim Dinkle to flu. the mitted against Will Dupree and Bill government to student input — by year‘s accomplishments was hidden 3
C Y ineffective student government, but shoesIof Britt BrockIman. With Jim 5 Taylor. signing the bill that puts one student on page three. Br ockman “I. d. .
Kenned littleIhas been “‘9'“ m the way 0‘ experience, dedication and Imotiva- How, in all fairness, can the Kernel ontheCouncil on Higher Education — Dupree "can take credit for > ‘
Y solutiom. One solutionIgfm overltfi- 33$“?glfookeaoféhgfilomng year say on one hand that Dupree, as com— the Kernel is encouraging the student everything the administration has ;
Doug Kennedy is a student who “.1- pe’l‘m because: .d of”: d ' I m trons; s rt. ' the I ptroller, was absolutely responsible body to reject the candidate who’s done." I I .
realizes theconcerns of the Universi- "0‘“? ‘5 to vote. (’1'; '7‘ hoe 0' f a MS D'nkly/Bll-p‘dof 1:8 nd p19”; for keeping poor financial records of developed those invaluable contacts Brockman‘s pom! means three I .
ty population. Kennedyissensitiveto nothing Student,” lc‘ans w £8" £3” Ilm e ”I383; taAssWI' Student Association projects, and with campus, state and federal of- things: Dupree worked on all projects '
the views of the entire student body. more interested m the" resumes n ti 'llnbe odyettee u en ti ocfia- then say Dupree didn‘t participate in ficials. as comptroller. Dupree will can-yon '
He is 3 unique individual whose past m the people they supposedly repre- on M a r orgamza on or thine same projects? This incon- ————__—._ the type of policies instituted this year f, f '.
thoughtful!ms has brousht “5 events semi” t l h I tand nd you' sistency isdisturbing. and something else that hasn‘t been 5., 3
like the (30le House Nights while he art: BCCOMPEOP e thigh studZnts’ :10 P